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"Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
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"Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"

Monkeyboy's Cornertime

<Kismet is standing by her chopper talking to a mechanic. She is just putting out her cigarette when ShakesvivorBlows and Hawkeye come rushing out of the Cornertime door. Hawk looks distressed and we hear him say, "He is tearing everything up in there! I cleared everyone out, but it looks like you need to step in." Kismet tells SVB to bring her some banana's as she walks toward the door. We hear monkey cries coming from inside the room. Kismet enters slowly and flips on the light. She begins speaking in a soothing tone.>

Monkeyboy? It's me Kismet. I am glad you are here for your interview. Won't you come down and sit in the chair, so we can talk?

<Kismet tries to get monkey to sit in the corner....BUT HE WON'T!!!!! Monkey swings from the rafters, scampers about the room, flies behind the bar, throws feces at the GREEN CHECKS, has a general temper tantrum, throws the chair across the room....but HE WILL NOT sit in the chair for ONE SECOND! Kismet gets him to hang from the rafter overhead just long enough to get an interview by giving him a banana quickly supplied by SVB.>

Monkey, how did you find SurvivorBlows? Isn't it hard for a monkey to use a computer?

My first entrance on an online community was on a "K-car site" with no chat room but that was just a bunch of monkey-wrenchers. The "Evil Survivor site" was always closed to registration, so I was actually one of the initial people on the SB site! SB is my main site on the web and my muse.

Okay Monkey, we know you have been here awhile, who are your favorite posters?

My favorite poster is Vampkira! She carries a bucket of love and wears her heart on her sleeve for everyone on this site. I consider her a good, personal friend and she's the heart-and-soul of what SB is all about. My second place people would be PeterTorque, George Tirebiter, Dalton, Ronnet, Riordan, Mon-Cherie, Aymelek, ItzLisa, Cher-Berrie, Lady_T, IrishEyes, Lisapooh, Dangerkitty, Outfrontgirl, Darbygrl, Samiam, True, Tinkerbell,Kismet (of course), SkyRaider, Desert Rhino, Ice Cat, Pepe Lepew, Boomerang, Superman, Leif Erikson, Badas, Pendragon, Sherpadave, Dabo, Shakes the Clown, Rat Chef, Ayatollah Khomeini, LizzLuvver, Webby, Sleeve, Survivorerist, Kokoro, Joe Dynamite, Taginite, Skierdude, Pigface, Asskicker, Moonbaby, Survivorchick, anybody-I-forgot...and of course...TAMIA!

<Kismet rubs her neck and looks back up.>

We have all heard of your Monkeyboy Island. Will you tell us more about it?

Monkeyboy Island was all about pleasure for women in a tropical setting with no sexual harassment attached. Men were welcome to come, but not to relax on the hammocks: men were there merely to make sure that the women were comfortable and being served with all known luxuries! The monkey butlers despised men lounging about the beach, but liked the guys that wanted to serve the women! A new island will soon be had as soon I work out some negotiations with some Paula Tiga pirates!

Ooh Pirates.. I loved your Pirate cat song, and speaking of songs.. (Yes I suck at segue's)You are in a band right?

Me and Peter Torque are actually the anchors of an "old school" rock band called "Boxcutter Willy"! You can find us on MP3.com. I play guitar, mandolin, ukulele, keyboards, and harmonica and write the songs....but Peter Torque is the the leading rhythm guitarist (in my opinion) in Salt Lake City, Utah, so I don't try to compete with him! He's my best friend and we really have a good, positive energy together! I really like quality ukuleles because they have such a sweet, happy sound! I have nine ukuleles.

Go hear Monkey's music here. Monkey, you are very cute and fun, would you ever date someone you met online?

Although I'm single at the present, I have HAD many women in my life and I don't deny that a handful of the SINGLE girls on SB are very alluring indeed! I have no "little monkeys" running around, so I'm available for the right women to ravage me!

Tell us more about you Monkey.

<Monkeyboy swings from the rafters and thinks as the camera tries to keep up.>

I'm originally from Helena, Montanna and my pride and joy is my black, pure bred "Bombay" cat, Siouxzie! I've got 4 brothers and 1 sister, and various nephews and nieces whom I love dearly!

Is there anything else you want us to know?

That's the truth....that's all!

Well thank you for the interview Monkey. I hope to see you in the bar soon, Lord knows I need a drink..

<Kismet tosses Monkeyboy the last of the banana's and he swings down and leaves the Cornertime Area heading towards the bar. Kismet sighs and turns to SVB and Hawkeye. "Hurry up and get things cleaned up, we're about to begin the interviews with the BV people." She turns to face the camera.>

This concludes this episode of Cornertime.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... VampKira 07-30-01 1
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... Drive My Car 07-30-01 2
   RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... dabo 07-31-01 4
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... dangerkitty 07-31-01 3
   RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... Monkeyboy 07-31-01 5
       RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... Superman 07-31-01 6
       RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... Drive My Car 07-31-01 7
           RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... Monkeyboy 07-31-01 19
               RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... Drive My Car 08-01-01 20
       RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... George Tirebiter 07-31-01 18
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... darbygrl 07-31-01 8
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... MakeItStop 07-31-01 9
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... moonbaby 07-31-01 10
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... Ronnet 07-31-01 11
 Another important monkey story... dangerkitty 07-31-01 12
   RE: Another important monkey story.... aymelek 07-31-01 15
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... ItzLisa 07-31-01 13
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... true 07-31-01 14
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... SkyRaider 07-31-01 16
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... LadyT 07-31-01 17
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... Riordan 08-01-01 21
 RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kis... Survivorchick 08-02-01 22

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1. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Oh Apeface!!!!! *blush*
I am honored to be your favorite poster.... and I LOVES my Minky to pieces!
Thank you for doing this interview... Now get your silly ass down from the rafters, and clean that shit offa the green checked wall!!! ROTF!


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2. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
**SOB**
Monkeyboy loves everyone, BUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice interview Kismet.
I will head over to hear Moneky's magical ukeleles tomorrow



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4. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Aw, Buggy, we all loves ya!
Kissy, my sympathies, this must have been the toughest one yet!
Monks, ya lovable wimminizing rascal ya, this'ns in yer honor:

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than rock stars." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")

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3. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Yay, Monkeyboy!! We finally got your Cornertime, well, Raftertime, anyway. Thanks for (sorta) pinning him down, Kis!

*gives the monkey a big bunch of perfectly ripened bananas*


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5. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
You've GOT TO BE KIDDING ME...I swear Bughead (Ebug..DMC) was in there in my list.
Bughead.....Kismet must have taken your name out!
*thinks Kismet and Bughead might be mortal enemies*

Sorry Buggy....you're on my list right after Peter Torque and you KNOW it!


*thinks everybody should check back to our band's site in about 3 days to hear our latest songs we added (and our new band picture). They have to "approve them" and it takes a few days!*

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6. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Dude, you totally left out my sister too. And BOY is she pissed!

*tries to protect Monkey from certain death*

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7. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
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Oh Monkey, I knew it was a mistake.
**HUgs the Monkey**

Hey, you and Pete gots really big chins.



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19. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
>Hey, you and Pete gots really
>big chins.
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Bughead...are you saying we aren't as pretty as the Backstreet
Boys, as effeminate as N'Sync, or as darling as 98 Degrees?

Good...I thought you were : )


*fires the band's image consultant and makeup artist*

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20. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Oh No I didn't mean that.
Monkey you guys are Great looking, in a totally cool rock guys with big chins kinda way


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18. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Wowieeee--I come right after your bestest friend?! You sweet hunk o' munky flesh, you!

GT

And you can add this to coonhead's Ode to a Munky:

Rumination of the Day

I was asked to leave the theater after throwing
feces at the screen during "Planet of the Apes."
Looks like those evil humans
figured out whose side I was on. • Top5

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8. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Monkey you are a riot! (Here's your banana/chocolate shake witha shota hmmmm... lemmee see.....kahluha?) (Jest fer mentioning me, you sweet little monkster!)

Kismet---well u just rule!

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9. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
I tried to listen to your music, but I kept getting application errors. Thanks for sharing, and great job Kismet.
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10. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Kis these keep getting funner and more funner! Monkey, you are sooo KEWL! And your band RULEZ!
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11. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Thanks Kismet and Monkey - another great interview!!!



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12. "Another important monkey story..."
Check this out. Is there important info about our beloved Monkeyboy here?

Planet of the Love Monkeys
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/abc/20010730/od/wolffiles2001073099999985_1.html


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15. "RE: Another important monkey story..."
OMG, Kitty Kat!!! Your link...!! I WORK with Franz here @ Emory!!! LOLOL!!

Great interview, kids! I liked "Ruthie," monkey. Very catchy. Now, how do I get the tune out of my head?!?

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13. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Munky my buddy! What an awesome interview!!! (*Hands him a mop and a bucket*) Now go in there and clean up - Kis shouldn't have to scoop your poop!!!

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14. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Great interview Kis and Monkeyboy. And thanks for the mention Monkey, very sweet



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16. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Wow! Great music!
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17. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Ahhhh, MonkeyMan, you are the bestest I am sooo happy you did this raftertime and your music rocks
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21. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Monkey, thanks for Raftertime. Nice to learn more about you. Thanks as always for your hard work Kis!

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22. "RE: Monkeyboy's Cornertime with Kismet"
Monkeyboy and Kismet - thanks to both of you. Kismet, Cornertime was such a great idea. I really appreciate the work you put into these. I'm glad you were able to get Monkeyboy to sit still long enough to answer some questions. I love learning more about people - especially adorable people like Monkeyboy <wink>

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