<Kismet is standing by her chopper talking to a mechanic. She is just putting out her cigarette when ShakesvivorBlows and Hawkeye come rushing out of the Cornertime door. Hawk looks distressed and we hear him say, "He is tearing everything up in there! I cleared everyone out, but it looks like you need to step in." Kismet tells SVB to bring her some banana's as she walks toward the door. We hear monkey cries coming from inside the room. Kismet enters slowly and flips on the light. She begins speaking in a soothing tone.>
Monkeyboy? It's me Kismet. I am glad you are here for your interview. Won't you come down and sit in the chair, so we can talk?
<Kismet tries to get monkey to sit in the corner....BUT HE WON'T!!!!! Monkey swings from the rafters, scampers about the room, flies behind the bar, throws feces at the GREEN CHECKS, has a general temper tantrum, throws the chair across the room....but HE WILL NOT sit in the chair for ONE SECOND! Kismet gets him to hang from the rafter overhead just long enough to get an interview by giving him a banana quickly supplied by SVB.>
Monkey, how did you find SurvivorBlows? Isn't it hard for a monkey to use a computer?
My first entrance on an online community was on a "K-car site" with no chat room but that was just a bunch of monkey-wrenchers. The "Evil Survivor site" was always closed to registration, so I was actually one of the initial people on the SB site! SB is my main site on the web and my muse.
Okay Monkey, we know you have been here awhile, who are your favorite posters?
My favorite poster is Vampkira! She carries a bucket of love and wears her heart on her sleeve for everyone on this site. I consider her a good, personal friend and she's the heart-and-soul of what SB is all about. My second place people would be PeterTorque, George Tirebiter, Dalton, Ronnet, Riordan, Mon-Cherie, Aymelek, ItzLisa, Cher-Berrie, Lady_T, IrishEyes, Lisapooh, Dangerkitty, Outfrontgirl, Darbygrl, Samiam, True, Tinkerbell,Kismet (of course), SkyRaider, Desert Rhino, Ice Cat, Pepe Lepew, Boomerang, Superman, Leif Erikson, Badas, Pendragon, Sherpadave, Dabo, Shakes the Clown, Rat Chef, Ayatollah Khomeini, LizzLuvver, Webby, Sleeve, Survivorerist, Kokoro, Joe Dynamite, Taginite, Skierdude, Pigface, Asskicker, Moonbaby, Survivorchick, anybody-I-forgot...and of course...TAMIA!
<Kismet rubs her neck and looks back up.>
We have all heard of your Monkeyboy Island. Will you tell us more about it?
Monkeyboy Island was all about pleasure for women in a tropical setting with no sexual harassment attached. Men were welcome to come, but not to relax on the hammocks: men were there merely to make sure that the women were comfortable and being served with all known luxuries! The monkey butlers despised men lounging about the beach, but liked the guys that wanted to serve the women! A new island will soon be had as soon I work out some negotiations with some Paula Tiga pirates!
Ooh Pirates.. I loved your Pirate cat song, and speaking of songs.. (Yes I suck at segue's)You are in a band right?
Me and Peter Torque are actually the anchors of an "old school" rock band called "Boxcutter Willy"! You can find us on MP3.com. I play guitar, mandolin, ukulele, keyboards, and harmonica and write the songs....but Peter Torque is the the leading rhythm guitarist (in my opinion) in Salt Lake City, Utah, so I don't try to compete with him! He's my best friend and we really have a good, positive energy together! I really like quality ukuleles because they have such a sweet, happy sound! I have nine ukuleles.
Go hear Monkey's music here. Monkey, you are very cute and fun, would you ever date someone you met online?
Although I'm single at the present, I have HAD many women in my life and I don't deny that a handful of the SINGLE girls on SB are very alluring indeed! I have no "little monkeys" running around, so I'm available for the right women to ravage me!
Tell us more about you Monkey.
<Monkeyboy swings from the rafters and thinks as the camera tries to keep up.>
I'm originally from Helena, Montanna and my pride and joy is my black, pure bred "Bombay" cat, Siouxzie! I've got 4 brothers and 1 sister, and various nephews and nieces whom I love dearly!
Is there anything else you want us to know?
That's the truth....that's all!
Well thank you for the interview Monkey. I hope to see you in the bar soon, Lord knows I need a drink..
<Kismet tosses Monkeyboy the last of the banana's and he swings down and leaves the Cornertime Area heading towards the bar. Kismet sighs and turns to SVB and Hawkeye. "Hurry up and get things cleaned up, we're about to begin the interviews with the BV people." She turns to face the camera.>
This concludes this episode of Cornertime.