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"S45|Ep 1| East Coast Update Thread"
Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 07:42 PM (EST)
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"S45|Ep 1| East Coast Update Thread" |
Thought we would start with the vote thread next week as who knows who these DAWS are! Alas, we've got 90 minutes to transcribe the season premiere. You know the drill. Please place all commentary in this thread prior to the airing of the show on the West Coast. And, in the immortal words of Tribephyl, HAVE PHUN!

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Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 08:17 PM (EST)
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1. "Here we go!" |
S45....seee the daws...see them arrivingOne of the smartest peeps win S, says Drew, show is diff't then the Ivy League... I look at this game if you come out smart strategic you come out too early, black girl Kat A lot of peeps out here, I'm happy to be here I am a goal driven person... guy in blue, from Boston, sleep on bed out of the 60's, Jake attorney, moving out of grandmas hous I'm Sifu, master instructor, a travel musician and some kind of Tai chi, super heavy metal....he's the character? cut to the intro music these 18 strangers I'm here to reclaim lost time, Sean Nurse, nice but she's got dagger in your back, Kellie Dee: I'm playing like this is the only chance and it is the only chance see Jiffy on the large boat they they are going to in the rafts they climb aboard...I can't believe this is happening, Austin, he wants to do everything, pumped for it S is just like boot camp says Sabiyah? She knows she is one of the stronger people in the tribe Kendra: I am obsessed with my tribe, I'm a libra obsessed with balance...sees Bruce on her tribe, blue welcome. they all clap geez...no models in this group.... Jiffy says doing this over 20 years, at it core same game as it was in season 1. (less the f'g idols) Brandon on yellow crying, a lot of emotion...it's emotion, my dream since 11...with my new family, thesis the best... One face that should be familiar, Bruce is back....at this exact same moment, serious injury had to be evacuated...what is the advantage that you have.....there will be questions....I really didn't have an advantage..look at me and know it's a reality I it's awesome The girl in yellow argues ha has an advantage...he's been here before. Bruce says any advantage in the game is your. Girl seriously at odds with Bruce Jiffy hands out the tribe names. Now calls them out to 2 players empty crates with heavy sandbags, with key, next pair swim out to boat get key there and paddle back Unlock from poles the bags of flints, losers have to earn flint another way 3 pairs have to do one part of the marooning challenge yellow and red in front, bruce for blue was last...heavy rope and sandbags...bruce and blue is way behind. Red is first, getting bag, must untie knots and get bag...Reba Red winning. Yellow second now the swimmers in water the girls for red are slow in the water....swim out to boat and paddle back. Yellow is now in the lead, and blue is in second, red was terrible with 2 girls Yellow arrives first but they are exhausted, Brandon cannot get up, he's terrible....now blue is going to pass themBrandon for yellow is not moving he's last now... I can't do it Sean, he says....OMG....Not blue is getting their last bag with 2 poles and un looping the bag off the pole...Sean has given up, I fell so weak, I can't do it, finally he gets up and over, he collapses.... Yellow SUCKS... Blue is still winning, now Yellow? Red has it first....and Red Reba wins.... Theseee people are pathetic at challenges, imo? The loser tribes have to earn their supplies in another way. which 2 people will you send on sweat vs savvy...Savia and ? Brando and Jake go for blue... Jiffy gives them the map to new home. Brandon has to see medical...a. panic attack...the blond girl is entirely overwhelmed, it looks easier when you are on the couch... Where do these people get these names? UGH
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Sheldor 4196 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 08:59 PM (EST)
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9. "No Confessionals during Opening" |
No Confessionals during Opening- Lulu: Hannah
- Lulu: Kaleb
- Reba: J. Maya
- Reba: Julie
- Belo: Brando
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coldbrewer 357 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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10-04-23, 04:35 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Here we go!" |
I thought I should post it here rather than making a whole new post. I HAVE A THEORY!It was done in 43 and it looks like it was done again for 45. I took a quick look at 44 and it appears it wasn't done. In 44, it was focused on Yam Yam, Caroline, & Bruce. In 43, during the opening credits where each player gives their introduction and just before Probst gives out his closing statement welcoming you to the new season of Survivor, you get Owen, then a quick succession of pics and/or video clips of Jesse, Karla, Cassidy, & Gabler. This was our F5 group. In 45, same thing happened. It started with an introduction from Dee, followed by a quick succession of pics: Katurah, Austin, Kendra (I think it's her), & Bruce. Could our final 5 be Dee, Katurah, Austin, Kendra (I think), & Bruce?
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Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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10-04-23, 07:12 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Here we go!" |
cold brewer: sounds like as good a theory as any, imo! Great detective work! As in S43, where I just couldn't see Gabler winning, I feel the same way about Bruce. So who knows? Let's keep an eye on it!
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Sheldor 4196 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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10-04-23, 07:51 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Here we go!" |
Cool Theory ColdbrewerI used super slow motion and here is who I saw: S43: Owen, Jesse, Karla, Gabler, Ryan, Justine, Sami, Jeanine, Dwight, Noelle S44: Bruce, Lauren, Yam Yam, Carolyn S45: Dee, Katurah, Austin, Kendra(?), Bruce I don't see Cassidy at all in the S43 flash photos. Where you have Cassidy it is Ryan and his white girlfriend Justine (Jayjay) Salais
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Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 08:30 PM (EST)
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3. "It's going to be a long season" |
These people don't look prepared for this at all. One thing is for certain...Brandon is not long for this game. Ugh. Red comes first, all happy they won. Reba is stacked, we have the brawn, the brain, the morale. says an exotic looking girl... J. A professional singer songwriter Self, Tai chi, since I was 6 Julie, the older one, single mom, art teacher...but in reality I'm a late lawyer Drew: 22, college student...drew is a moody introspective, writes poetry, and seal is at the bar he's outgoing wants to gbe friends with everybody, but between these two there is a well rounded person that will work to my advantage out on the beach Blue gets to beach Bruce, belo tribe gets another chance, it's euphoric...crazy...I wanted to joke around but... the other tribes are coming hard...Emily was trying her hardest to run that bus over me, Emily was the girl in yellow calling him out I don't want to be the leader...he'll play crazy drunk uncle Bruce biggest waste of time is getting palm fronds. First thing Bruce says is he is not the dad of the tribe, but then gives advice....see him giving everyone advice and what to do, sounds like a Leo, great We are all Virgos...says Kendra... Kendra is a weird astrologer girl, from Salem mass they are all vibing the whole time we are getting supplies, they have nothing like a machete Yellow...Emily is calling out the ones that volunteered....I'm somebody that is a pessimist...have to assume there is other game play, noting but suspicion now Brandon: I am so disappointed in myself, I passed out in front of 18 people....thinking they have already planned my funeral... He's from Jersey, he's very shaken up about future challenge performance full of anxiety blond girl says should we do shelter stuff? Sean says, principal, Brandon is out for the count, Hannah is sweeping the ground, come back with the materials that we need....pathetic is yellow tribe. see the sweat vs savvy comp...compete head to head. move 40 very heavy logs 200 feet across the beach. then go to savvy part, untangle a rope from circle contraptions.... a race. see them go...Sabiyah is never going to do this all? The logs are big says Jake the attorney... Brando is a little guy...could be the nail in the coffin Sab is scared, she's exhausted, what if I can't do this...sweat is going to take her out the game.
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michel2 4233 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 08:31 PM (EST)
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4. "Why a Timer?" |
If teams are going head-to-head, why is there a timer?
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michel2 4233 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-28-23, 06:04 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Why a Timer?" |
Everyone Failing will be the theme of the season, I think.
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Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 08:41 PM (EST)
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5. "Sweat and Savvy challenge" |
These guys are going to take forever to move the logs.....these people are scary, they are definitely lowering the bar for challenge performers....ughCasting has really gone to the edge to get these people....or the outliers? The girl is exhausted, can't give up, she starts talking to herself...her dad tells her you got more Sabiyah, I'm so impressed with her Brando, hardest thing I ever had to do in my life, on verge of passing out... Yellow starts savvy first then blue gets to the savvy part, got to get it unloved....he doesn't know how to do it
he's a computer engineer here....I'm a lawyer, I can't do it clock is running down, yellow can 't do it either they both fail.....losers Back to the blue tribe, they don't have a machete says Kat, we are improvising....the two come back and tell them they failed, no one got it. the lawyer looks like he's a bout to cry Lulu, the yellow tribe, they didn't get it, we both failed. Called and Sabiyah don't have either for us, the pessimist says they must have taken an advantage instead of helping us...she's awful! The blonde says she is not survivorly Hannah the therapist is the blonde. Brandon and Hannah are bonding...there is dirt and buys and hangry...these people are the pits...they are having meltdowns, and this is day 1. you watch this at home...I had no idea...what a loser. Brandon and Hannah....oh GAWD....Hannah says she's crying because of the nicotine withdrawal. UGH!!!
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Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 08:42 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Sweat and Savvy challenge" |
So far Michel called it. 30 more minutes = serious COMPLAINING about how hard it is....ugh.
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Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 08:52 PM (EST)
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7. "gloom and doom...." |
For the blue and yellow tribes. The pessimist says the ones that went to the sweat/saavy challenge chose an advantage over helping their tribe. That Be-yotch has to go imoBlue: The three girls have boded and want to stick together says Kendra, all September birthdays, let's be in an alliance together....they want to keep Jake, he's a lawyer...The black girl saysd she told them she was an office manager but she's a lawyer.... How many lawyers are on this show? UGH Jake is a baby lawyer he just passed the bar...s.ee her asking him what it's like to be a lawyer... Lulu losers, the yellow tribe. Sabiyah is in work Horst mode, she has to make a shelter, we have to try, everyone is making an effort...she says everybody except for Emily has a good attitude...Emily says it's smaller and not level Kaleb says Emily we cannot do this or that they all think the tribe would be more cohesive without Emily Emily: the world's worst survivor shelter...she feels like she has been isolated with crazy people....I'm not jibing with the mood of the tribe... Reba, the red winning tribe... See the tai chi guy, Sifu...he's looking for idols and advantages, and they don<'t notice that....but back at camp they all know he's looking[P>see him hiding from the others....he's going stealth mode....they call him out about playing a Tony game...the girls find him, you were spying on us Dee: we look and he's right there, I was messing with you Dee: back home my monm says I'm a fireball, if he's spying on us he cannot be trusted. Austin: they only person caught searching is Sifu, but He's collecting firewood and finds the advantage, clue whatever...beware advantage, if you take it it's yours and you must do what it says...he thought about it and said screw it, let's do this. Austin found the clue to location of HII, complete some tasks. Until you take possession of the idol you must do these tasks, decipher the coded message on the tribe flag, see the symbols. He won't get a vote at TC until the tasks are completed.
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Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 09:08 PM (EST)
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10. "What next?" |
Come on in Guys....First immunity challenge one player at a time up and over ramp into mud pit, then drag heavy bag of coconuts, drag to throw in net, get keys, get people to top of tower, unlock and solve puzzle Yellow is going to lose, I'm calling it right now.... 2 tribes will get immunity, as a penalty for losing takes the flint. I will be shocked if any of these teams can complete this challenge. Jiffy yells to bruce, keep your head down Sofi is first for red....bruce next, yellow not through yet Lulu is falling behind in the first task...lost a lot of time...Seann going next for yellow....Kendra did well for blue...kelly is last for blue over just the first task, Lulu yellow dead last....surprise surprise, last is Brandon, he gets into much, now he's moving....Blue is in first dragging bags over a distance and over logs...get to crate...bello is first, and red is there....they are unloading, get the coco nuts in the crate blue has to toss the coconuts into a net Austin for red and sift are doing it, yellow cannot get it in the net Kendra does it for blue, they have the keys, Red has the keys, they go to wall and they must all get up and over Lulu finally going to the wall Kaleb is is up Now they are trying to get Brandon up and he's fallen off the wall...
Red is up, now unlocking puzzle Bruce is up and now blue is in this Yellow is last, they are all falling down Brandon finally upon now Kaleb and sabiyah are down at he wall Kaleb is up.... Blue and red are almost done their puzzles while yellow hasn't even started Blue wins... Red is second. Yellow losers. Surprise! Going to be the pessimist. Camp supplies will be waiting for blue back at camp Yellow, TC tonight, see Emily, he will take their flint Brandon knows he wasn't contributing in this challenge, he will vote for somebody that performed better than me in this challenge, and I feel bad, as he cries. Ugh. The yellow tribe is doomed, they are seriously questionable....
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Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 09:15 PM (EST)
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11. "Pre-TC drama" |
Lulu losers Hannah says she hates to admit this but maybe they will vote me off so I can go home. exhausting like I have never experienced. Hannah wants them to write her name, she wants her bed and wants food...OMG....she's begging to go home. Hanna? WTF Brandon, the cry baby says he is a zero...stress induced, had worst chest pain he's ever had and it didn't go away, he has reflux, I am in physical pain, it hurts dude...he's crying....OMG, they all want to quit....why di they get people like this....he's playing his shot in the dark, he's a liability... Sabiyah, Emily wası going to be the vote, but now Brandon is panicking, can he do this? he's threatening to play his shot in the dark....he can be plan a, and Emily can be plan b? Emily then talks to Brandon and Hannah, we need to break up that strong duo...Emily says that tonights vote is about breaking up Sabiyah andKaleb...me trying to think 3 steps ahead. They want to vote out Kaleb. If I don't play this game right tonight... Brandon tells Kaleb that Emily wants to vote him out tonight. Now Kaleb talks Emily...it's either Brandon or Emily... Lu lu losers...come back stronger for the next challenge and build the strongest coalition into the next part of the game says Kaleb. Either Brandon or Emily
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michel2 4233 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 09:18 PM (EST)
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12. "Talk about LuLooser" |
Have we ever had a tribe with two quitters at the same time? OK, there were Na'onka and Kelly but at least it wasn't episode one. Nicaragua is my most hated season so is 45 on its way to top it?
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Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 09:27 PM (EST)
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13. "Tribal" |
Dip their torches in firesee Brandon, then Hannah, Emily....Kaleb then Sean Jiffy wants to talk how are you as a person when you are out of your element Sean is a jungle rat sleeping on floor, blah Emily is a more extreme version of herself... Hanna says the identity that she came here with is not the identity she has now... Sabiyah says there is still a lot of politics to discuss, we need the best possible team and I don't think that Hannah will quit Emily says it easy for her total about strength, Sabiyah and Kaleb have already bonded and know their strength... Sabiyah says me and Kaleb have not begged to be in the strength role, because you look at us that way you have isolated yourself Brandon is the weakest, they all know Brandon, you struggled in opening moments...I can't pretend that I can do all the strength, but I can comfort these people Hannah says she would like to watch it unfold from the comfort of my own home...everything in my body says please don't make me go back to that camp, I don't need to be voted out to go back to my home. I'm not bringing heart to this...She's begging to quit. OMG.....put people on here that WANT TO PLAY They are so upset, Q is, iOS everyone here on the same page. Brandon says he's going to vote out Hanna tonight...Sean. is crying....they all agree to vote her out. PATHETIC!!!! No vote, she's out What a loser. Now we have to suffer with Brandon and Emily one more week. This is the most pathetic tribe people I have ever seen.....90 minutes for this....
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michel2 4233 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 09:30 PM (EST)
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16. "WORST PLAYER E-V-E-R!!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-27-23 AT 09:32 PM (EST)I was going to make a post about Emily being the absolute worst player ever (from her initial useless confrontation with Bruce who wasn't even on her tribe to her direct attack on Caleb and the other woman of the tribe but then Hanna blows her out of the water by saying she'd rather watch than play. WHAT ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO APPLIED AND DIDN'T MAKE IT, YOU DUMB@SS?!?! so we have the two worse players ever on the well-named Lullooser (and Brandon isn't far from the bottom either) In a strange way, I bet the winner comes from this tribe. Caleb for one doesn't deserve to be associated with these loser.
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Sheldor 4196 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 11:09 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: WORST PLAYER E-V-E-R!!!!" |
Yeah, I thought for sure from the awful edit Emily was getting that she was definitely going home!Then Hannah begs her tribe to vote her out?! Emily and Brandon both on the chopping block and Hannah save them! Well I guess the single press photo of the Lulu tribe on Day 2 should have been a big clue! And yeah there are THREE Attorneys; One on each Tribe!
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Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-29-23, 08:29 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: WORST PLAYER E-V-E-R!!!!" |
No, there were 2 lawyers on the blue tribe...black girl Kat was an experienced one and she was goading on the one that just passed the bar.....ugh! I hate lawyers, no offense to all you lawyers out there #emydi
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Flowerpower1 4162 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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09-27-23, 09:36 PM (EST)
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17. "90 minutes of losers per week?" |
Next week.....Female: Emily will just cut my throat in the night.... See Emily Hear Brandon: Emily is desperate, She is now public enemy number one. Jiffy: Next time on Survivor Skinny guy: this is going to be the solid group, there are now explosions in my head. See skinny nerd guy shaking hands with blonde See him jump off a tall platform in the water at a water challenge... See Bruce goofing off, he's in a motor boat as if he went to another site for some kind of quest. Girl: Bruce does a lot of stupid stuff, Black girl attorney: Who is this guy? Hate to go on the limb this early but next week I predict LuLu losers lose and Emily goes home. 
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