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"Toni is NOT FAT!"
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09-29-01, 02:55 AM (EST)
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"Toni is NOT FAT!"
I keep reading that girls say Toni is FAT!
Nothing could be further from the truth! If we ignore her breast implants, Toni has a fine "Rubenesque" physique. She is very athletic as seen by her initial back flip off the side of the deck, and she has a vivacious personality that most men would succumb to. She also is very soft and gentle as seen in her conversations with Laura on the bed.
I think Toni is a fine woman and I hope that if others would give her a chance and base her on her behavior 24/7, not just her big fakes boobs and her buggy buggy eyes seen on the commercials, they might discover that she is a hell of a woman with loads of personality with a lot to offer a strong man. She get's a lot of air-time because she has a lot of personality.
There's far too much attitude in the US that skinny, bulimic model girls are the ideal. American women shouldn't be ashamed of a little more meat on them like Toni has (please ignore her implants).

Call me crazy...but I think she's fine (ignoring her implants)!


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Toni is NOT FAT! Outfrontgirl 09-29-01 1
   Implant blocker Cherberrie 09-29-01 2
       RE: Implant blocker IceCat 09-29-01 3
   ACME to the Rescue! IceCat 09-29-01 5
       My eyes!! My eyes!!!!! VampKira 09-29-01 7
 RE: Toni is NOT FAT! SkyRaider 09-29-01 4
 RE: Toni is NOT FAT! dangerkitty 09-29-01 6
 RE: Toni is NOT FAT! George Tirebiter 09-29-01 8
   RE: Toni is NOT FAT! Cherberrie 09-29-01 10
 RE: Toni is NOT FAT! Dalton 09-29-01 9
   RE: Toni is NOT FAT! SkyRaider 09-29-01 11
   RE: Toni is NOT FAT! Monkeyboy 09-29-01 12
   RE: Toni is NOT FAT! desert_rhino 10-01-01 15
 RE: Toni is NOT FAT! Drive My Car 09-30-01 13
   RE: Toni is NOT FAT! Ioway 10-01-01 16
   RE: Toni is NOT FAT! samiam 10-02-01 20
 Thanks, Monkey! rameses 10-01-01 14
   RE: Thanks, Monkey! Thrill Seeker 10-01-01 17
       RE: Thanks, Monkey! Ioway 10-02-01 18
           RE: Thanks, Monkey! samiam 10-02-01 19
 RE: Toni is NOT FAT! SkyRaider 10-02-01 21

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Outfrontgirl 5470 desperate attention whore postings
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09-29-01, 03:57 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Monkey,
I agree with what you say that the current ideals are too skinny, but when you say: "please ignore her implants"
Ummm, instructions please on how I could possibly block them out when I see her on the screen?
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09-29-01, 07:13 AM (EST)
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2. "Implant blocker"

...instructions please on how I could possibly block them out when I see her on the screen?

What I did was create an "implant blocker". It is modeled after those "censored" ads you see where certain parts of the female anatomy are covered by black retangular strips.

It's simply a thin, black rectangular strip of cardboard fixed horizontally on a long metal rod. The rod sits on tripod between the couch and the tv. The user sits behind it on the couch and grips the end of the rod and moves the rectangle as needed to block Toni's silicone mountains. It works wonderful. You'll be surprised to see how much action you are missing on the show when you stop wasting time looking at her implants.


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09-29-01, 09:46 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Implant blocker"
<giggle>...

<snort>...

Heh... heh...

HAH Hah HO hah..

<thump>

Hee hee... boob blocker...



September 11, 2001

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5. "ACME to the Rescue!"



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7. "My eyes!! My eyes!!!!!"
ROTF, Ice!! Thanks for the morning coffee choke!!

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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


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4. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
<Call me crazy..>

Hey, Crazy! (couldn't resist)

You implore us to ignore her fake boobs/implants, yet you mention them not less than four times. You spent the whole hour looking at them, didn't ya? :-}

Almost seriously though, when she wears a bare midriff blouse and she has two inches of gut hanging over it standing up, I can see a future waiting for her as the Krispe Kreme Pin-Up Girl for 2002.

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6. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Hey Monkey!

Good for you! I think Toni looks just great. And I'll say it right now, I like her! She is up front (no pun intended) and funny and can get along with both the guys and the girls. I think I would get along with her IRL. Toni rocks!

I am a Toni fan! Go Toni!!

I do have to say one thing - having seen the vidcaps of her yelling with her eyes popping out so many times before the show even started, it was freaky to find out right away that her eyes start to bug with even the slightest facial expression change. It is attractive and scary at the same time.


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8. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
ROFLMAO. . . This is exactly why I love you, munky! You have got to be the sweetest guy ever. You know I agree that the media has overdosed on bulimic role models (even my 12 year-old is worried because she's had friends dieting since grade school!).

BUUUUUT. . . you DID mention those fakeys quite a number of times, for someone ignoring them. . . Maybe it's just too much work. Hell, she GOT them so you'd look, why not oblige her (and admit it to yourself)? Between Cherberrie and IceCat, I will never be able to watch her again, though; they did even more damage to my image of her than that bug-eyed commercial. . . (Yes, DK--they DO pop in and out with the slightest provocation! Where's Count Floyd when we need him?! She's a natural for Dr. Tongue's House of 3D Popping Eyeballs!)

Apeface, we KNOW you're crazy--but that isn't necessarily a bad thing. On YOU, it looks good!


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10. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"

Dr. Tongue's House of 3D Popping Eyeballs

ROFLMAO! Way too funny.


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09-29-01, 12:57 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
I totally agree with MB --- it's a sin and a shame that "fashion" gurus and Hollywood "hypesters" have decreed that women who wear a size 2 are the SEXY ones to be admired!! That's a load of horse hocky and has done untold damage to real women who fall into that trap.

I have never, and would not, call Toni "fat". She is a hunky, chunky, double-handful size woman; and in many parts of Texas ----- that Munky is quite a "compliment".

As to her personality, uhhhmmm, I'm reserving judgment!!

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11. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
<< She is a hunky, chunky, double-handful size woman; and in many parts of Texas ----- that Munky is quite a "compliment".>>

Yeah, she does look like one of those Texas heifers alright. Brand her, feed her up a couple of more months and ship the cow of to market.


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12. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
>She is a hunky, chunky, double-handful
>size woman; and in many
>parts of Texas ----- that
>Munky is quite a "compliment".

I think I'll pack my bags for Texas tonight! YAAHOOO!


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15. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
--snip--
>women who wear a size
>2 are the SEXY ones
>to be admired!! That's
>a load of horse hocky
--snip--

Yeah, Horse-hockey it is... Size 0 is WAY hotter than size 2.
<grin>

<dons Nomex™ skivvies right quick>

-- JV


"Poking a rhino with a stick. Er, well... something along those lines, anyhow..."

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13. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"

Oh Horrors a woman with curves!
I suppose all women should look like sticks, with little boy hips.
This woman is no way fat, she just looks like a woman.


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10-01-01, 05:47 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
Yeah, I like Toni's bod, even besides the boobs. The more the cushion, the more the pushin', ya know. I just don't like little skinny girls. They're ok to look at but no fun in the sack. It's like sleeping with a little skinny BOY fer Pete's sakes (not that i know ANYTHING about THAT, sicko :-P LOL.

But those EYES fer Pete's sakes! It's like she's a bull charging at a matador! "Hey Toni! Hey Toni! Ole!" I just worry she's gonna have 'em pop out, like that one feller at www.uglypeople.com

Really though, I feel sorry for Toni with her breasts and her eyes being made fun of all the time. I guess I know too well what it's like to always be picked last, eh, Micow?

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10-02-01, 02:04 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
>she just looks like a woman.

Yeah, just like a woman who needs to lay off the eclairs.

"Ma'am...this is the diet police...put DOWN the pastry and pick up the carrot stick."

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14. "Thanks, Monkey!"
On behalf of all the women with "Rubenesque physiques", I thank you!
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17. "RE: Thanks, Monkey!"
I agree with the monkey too. She isn't fat in the least and seems to be the most athletic of the girls.
Women are supposed to have a little more body fat than men.
Of course, I wouldn't say Colleen, Jenna, Amber, or Elizabeth were too skinny either. There's a pretty big gap between what is "too skinny" and "too fat".
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18. "RE: Thanks, Monkey!"
Actually, the more I watch this show, the hotter I get for Toni. ROWRR! I would mess her up!!
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19. "RE: Thanks, Monkey!"
Hmmm....well, from seeing her in action, and listening to her talk, I think you're too late. *grin*


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21. "RE: Toni is NOT FAT!"
It's a toss-up as to who has the biggest breasts: Toni or Michael.

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