I was waiting for someone to start this...but I couldn't help myself. Here we go:
(sung to the Gilligan Island theme song)
Just sit right back and you'll see a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from a Grenada port,
aboard Fox's network ship.
The network was trying to find a crew
and the producers were really sure,
of the 16 singles that sailed that day
will bring the raitings up for sure...
on a 15 day tour.
The emotions started getting rough,
some passengers got tossed.
If not for the mouths of some
This show would be lost.
The ship set gound on the shores of some
charted carribean isles,
with Tony, and Laura too,
unlucky Bob, and a whinny gal,
Hopefully Adrian's next and the rest...
Here on Loser Isle!!
~~Beware of Greeks bearing gifts~~
***Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. It looks like it's Halloween on Love Cruise!***