Froooooom the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska, TopTen Things Overheard at Boot Camp Auditions. Have you heard about this Boot Camp, Paul?Paul: Yeah, didn't the fat naked guy win?
Dave: Yeah he won. Nevermind, Paul, just go back to your nap. TopTen Things Overheard at Boot Camp Auditions, heeeeeeeeeeeeere
we go...........
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10. Is this like a Fat Camp for boots?
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9. If you're gonna issue me a gun, you're gonna have to clear it with my probation officer.
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8. Is this the line for Big Brother II?
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7. You can't see me! You can't see me! (said by a guy wearing camoflauge)
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6. Does this flack jacket make my butt look big?
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5. For my luxury item, I'd like to bring my puppy.
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4. You mean I have to make my own bed every morning?! Screw this!
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3. I'm gonna win because I've seen every episode of MASH.
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2. I hope I don't get Sarge from those Beatle Baily cartoons, that dude is mean.
.......and the number one Thing Overheard at Boot Camp Auditions.......
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1. Where the hell is Jeff Probst?