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"WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Would it be...

Recruit Callaway, Recruit Brkich, Recruit Donaldson, Recruit Filarski, Recruit Varner, Recruit Manthey, Recruit Famie, Recruit Brown, Recruit Bingham, Recruit Wesson, Recruit Skupin, Recruit Kappenberg, Recruit Eaton, Recruit Gleason, Recruit Olson or Recruit Hershey?

Recruit Gleason or Recruit Skupin would win.

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 RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... shakes the clown 04-01-01 1
   RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... taginite 04-02-01 2
       RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... vviCKed 04-05-01 3
           RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... Puffy 05-02-01 4
               RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... SkyRaider 05-03-01 6
                   RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... Art Vandelay 05-08-01 9
   RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... Thinking 05-02-01 5
   RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... katttywoman 05-03-01 8
   RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... Lightmage81 05-10-01 13
 RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... SkyRaider 05-03-01 7
 RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... Survivorchick 05-09-01 10
   RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... Survivorerist 05-09-01 11
       RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... Puffy 05-09-01 12
           RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... Survivorchick 05-11-01 14
 RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... taginite 05-13-01 15
   RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SU... Lightmage81 05-19-01 16

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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings
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04-01-01, 08:28 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Oh what the hell, I'll take a stab at it.....


Episode #1:

During the zodiac challenge, Recruit Debb was very bossy and annoying to her fellow recruits. As a result she was voted off in a 15-1 vote. Although she voted for Kimmi b/c of her X-rated bedtime stories, Debb decided to use the takedown rule on Recruit Jeff because she didn't want to face the prospect of sitting next to the annoying Kimmi on the long plane ride home. Plus, Jeff was sick so it seemed like a mercy decision.

Episode #2:

Fearing his long term ability to win, the Scerri's kids alliance votes out Recruit Kel, gaining support from several Kucha's with a fabricated story about Kel smuggling contraband into the bathroom with him where he proceeded to stay for 10-12 minutes. Kel gets his revenge and nabs Jerri as his takedown target.

Episode #3:

A mercy vote by the recruits sends MadDog Marilyn packing after shewas unable to compete in any of the challenges. MadDog brings Tina with her claiming that she was "conjoined to Tina" and therefore had no choice.

Episode #4:

Citing the fact that he was mad that the producers actually expected him "to actually do stuff and work hard and things like that" Recruit Mitchell asked to be dismissed. He was, which meant that the takedown rule would not apply at this episode's Dismissal Hill. At the Hill, the tribe is finally able to rid themselves of the annoying Kimmi.

Episode #5:

After his continued laziness cost them yet another Mission reward, Nick is the easy choice for Dismissal Hill. For his takedown he grabs Amber cause, "I ain't never had me no white woman."

Episode #6:

During mission training Recruit Mike accidentally falls on a live grenade, which blows up killing him instantly. Once again there will be no takedown at Dismissal Hill. Sensing an opportunity, Recruits Liz, Rodger and Alicia band together to vote off the one remaining member from Jerri's kids alliance, the Colbster.

Episode #7:

The final four features Keith, Rodger, Liz and Alicia. Keith is the target, but somehow secures amnesty when he leads the recruits on a successful mission. Rodger and Liz band together to vote off Alicia. Alicia, pissed that Liz turned on her uses the takedown rule to bring her with.

Episode #8:

In the final episode, Keith and Rodger complete in the Gauntlet, a series of 7 grueling competitions. The winner of each leg gets a dogtag and then at the end of the show the last six recruits dismissed are brought back to vote. They vote by giving up their dogtag to the recruit they vote for...in the end, the recruit with the most dogtags wins the money.

The jury for the final vote will consist of Nick, Amber, Colby, the executor or Mike's estate, Liz and Alicia.

Keith, knowing that Rodger is much more likeable than he could ever dream of being, figures he needs to win all 7 competitions in order to claim the money.

The first competion is an all night run: keith wins

Comp #2 is an obstacle course: Keith wins

Comp #3 is a pull-up contest, Rodger quits after 3: Keith wins

Comp #4 is a weapons exercise: Rodger finally wins one

Comp #5 is an all-nihgt cooking competition: Keith wins

Comp #6 is Chinese Checker: keith wins

Comp #7 is Indian leg wrestling: Keith wins


Final tally = 6 dog tags for Keith and 1 for Rodger

At the final vote, Keith only needs one vote to be the winner:

Liz = votes for Rodger

Alicia= votes for Rodger

Nick = votes for Rodger

Amber = Votes for Rdoger

Mike's estate = votes for Rodger

And now the Colbster.....colby shocks everyone and votes for his old bnk buddy, Keith


So there you have it, Keith wins.


Go ahead and try to poke holes in my theory, it is based on the most informative of spoilers and logical reasoning.

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04-02-01, 01:17 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
>it is based on the most informative of spoilers and logical reasoning.<

corporel shakes.

logistics is currently reviewing your affidavit. the d.i.s concur that your information may indeed be vital to this operation. you could well be looking at a commendation, and possibly even 2nd looie.

as you were soldier.

--u.s. department of defense

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3. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"

This one is too easy. Kel of course. He would pull rank on those DIs.
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4. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
D.I. Colby makes Recruit Elisabeth get down on all 4's.
D.I. Jerri forces Recruit Kimmi to eat a chocolate-covered
chicken.
Reward for completing the challenge: Coral from the Great
Barrier Reef. Punishment for not completing the challenge:
Rice from Recruit Keith.
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6. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
A night with Tina would be the worst possible punishment.
Getting lost in all that leather and the folds in it are
really scary.
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9. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Skyraider,
You are a cruel person indeed, but that was pretty funny.
Back to the question: either Kel or Colby would win.
They both are tough and they have poker faces so you
never know if they are hurting.
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05-02-01, 11:48 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
>>MadDog brings Tina with her claiming that she was "conjoined to Tina" and therefore had no choice.... Nick is the easy choice for Dismissal Hill. For his takedown he grabs Amber cause, "I ain't never had me no white woman."...Citing the fact that he was mad that the producers actually expected him "to actually do stuff and work hard and things like that" Recruit Mitchell asked to be dismissed... During mission training Recruit Mike accidentally falls on a live grenade, which blows up killing him instantly... The jury for the final vote will consist of Nick, Amber, Colby, the executor or Mike's estate, Liz and Alicia.>>

These all made me laugh my head off. Thanks for creating this!!


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8. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Great job Shakes! I was laughing so hard I could barely see straight.

Since you did such a good job with the S2 contestants, do ya think you could do it with the S1 contestants too? That would be really great!

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13. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
yea........
now we know why they are getting sued....
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7. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
I don't know who would win, but I know the two that would
bunk next to each other:

Recruit Yaney and Recruit Colby Donaldson.

They are obviously both VERY close to Mom.

Maybe they would even swap house keys, if ya know what
I mean.....har har....nothing like getting a little
strange.

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10. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
Hey! Now I know where everyone from the survivorboard went!
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11. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
You'd be absolutely right, SurvivorChick! Come on and join the party!

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12. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
LAST EDITED ON 05-10-01 AT 04:59 PM (EST)

But it won't be much of a party without Yaney...

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14. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
What's a party without balloon animals?
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15. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"
...o what the hell, maybe recruit tina might win...the colbster
might place second...and the rice mess sargeant could bag third...

-who nose..

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16. "RE: WHO WOULD WIN BOOT CAMP WITH SURVIVOR CONTESTANTS?"

actually, i think the hands-down winner for boot camp among the survivor contestants would probably be

Cpt Kel or MCPO Rudy!

they are the real stuff

(As for Nick's military background, I don;t think there is really anything to it)


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