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"Speidi vs. Life."
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Estee 56933 desperate attention whore postings
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06-08-09, 07:18 AM (EST)
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"Speidi vs. Life."
The game is simple: I'll give you a perfectly ordinary situation, and you tell me how those two would react to it.

In fact, the game is so simple, Spencer & Heidi are incapable of playing it. Just like everything else.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Getting A Parking Ticket. Estee 06-08-09 1
   RE: Getting A Parking Ticket. kingfish 06-08-09 2
       RE: Getting A Parking Ticket. mrc 06-08-09 11
   RE: Getting A Parking Ticket. AyaK 06-08-09 3
   RE: Getting A Parking Ticket. Snidget 06-08-09 4
 Getting a hangnail Snidget 06-08-09 5
   RE: Getting a hangnail kingfish 06-08-09 6
 Waiting In A Long Line. Estee 06-08-09 7
   RE: Waiting In A Long Line. Snidget 06-08-09 8
   RE: Waiting In A Long Line. kingfish 06-08-09 9
 Getting a hot Latte.. kingfish 06-09-09 12
   RE: Getting a hot Latte.. suzzee 06-09-09 13
 Being invited to the finale with al... Snidget 06-19-09 14
   RE: Being invited to the finale wit... kingfish 06-19-09 15
   RE: Being invited to the finale wit... Estee 06-19-09 16
   RE: Being invited to the finale wit... tatortot00 03-29-10 18
 Getting Suspended from your show? Snidget 03-16-10 17
   RE: Getting Suspended from your sho... Latea027 08-06-14 19

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Estee 56933 desperate attention whore postings
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06-08-09, 07:20 AM (EST)
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1. "Getting A Parking Ticket."
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06-08-09, 08:21 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Getting A Parking Ticket."
LAST EDITED ON 06-08-09 AT 08:24 AM (EST)

The Hollywood Dept. of Parking tickets tortured them by making them lift windshield wipers to retrieve those tickets for three whole days, with no lattes or Panini snacks.

They made Heidi think she was going to have to eat fish! Of course as a direct result she got ill and had to be rushed to the hospital (a four star hospital for only the most famous and richest celebrities) via her daddy's helicopter (the medivac chopper didn't have the right bottled water, and the EMTs weren't deferential enough - they couldn't control their giggling when she described how sick she was).

There is a law against Torture and Guantanamo in this country, and it is outrageous that a celebrity of Heidi's fame and Spenser's influence would be subjected to the indignities of parking tickets.

Naturally, a lawsuit against all humanity is being prepared.


Stephanie Pratt!

BTW, I am available for a reality celebrity gig myself, in fact I could replace Heidi or Spenser? Please Twit me.

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06-08-09, 09:26 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Getting A Parking Ticket."
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You twit.
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06-08-09, 09:00 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Getting A Parking Ticket."
"We can park wherever we want! Parking tickets are for the little people, not for us superstars."

'We're going to sue if this ticket isn't rescinded immediately. It has subjected my clients to negative publicity and constitutes extreme mental cruelty. My clients feel that this is a perfect example of the preferential treatment toward lesser celebrities and even non-celebrities within the ____ _____ Police Department."

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06-08-09, 09:12 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Getting A Parking Ticket."
Abandon the car and then complain two days later when it is no longer in the parking spot.

Return to parking spot two days after that and complain that the car was not returned.

Refuse to pay towing and storage fees or the ticket.

Sue car manufacturer for not making a car that would always park legally.

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06-08-09, 09:12 AM (EST)
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5. "Getting a hangnail"
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06-08-09, 09:27 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Getting a hangnail"
LAST EDITED ON 06-08-09 AT 09:28 AM (EST)

Whaaaaa... Whaaaaaa. This is almost as bad as when my panties bunched up yesterday! Whaaa... Whaaa!

Apologies for the larceny, I stole this from this from one of Estee's posts.



Capt'n 2 patched this together!

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Estee 56933 desperate attention whore postings
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06-08-09, 10:41 AM (EST)
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7. "Waiting In A Long Line."
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06-08-09, 10:44 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Waiting In A Long Line."
We are too famous to be standing in this line. This line diminshs our fame.

We will wait in this hotel or hospital until you give us our own special line with 5 star food and massages.

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06-08-09, 11:20 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Waiting In A Long Line."
What we'd like to see:
Waiting in a long line does not compute...does not compute... does not compute... (two brains explode)

More realistically (but still with a touch of optimism):
They go to the head of the line and whine about their self-entitlement and star status until the bouncer shoots them and their heads explode.

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06-09-09, 08:40 AM (EST)
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12. "Getting a hot Latte.."
Ohhh, I didn't know they were so hot! They must be made by the Devil. Ok, Spencer, back into the water for another devil washing!



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06-09-09, 09:06 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Getting a hot Latte.."
How DARE you

I want you to hold this in the fridge until the temperature is to my liking, then provide a taste tester. I don't care how many unfamous people are waiting behind me. I shouldn't be associating with this ilk.

BTW who the $#%@ are these two, am I supposed to know them?


Suzzopolis by Tribe

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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-09, 06:32 AM (EST)
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14. "Being invited to the finale with all the other stars"
#Thank you NBC for having Heidi and I go back to the Jungle for "I'm a celebrity get me out of here!" leaving this weekend!

# Everyone tune in next to watch Speidi back on "I'm a celebrity get me out of here!" Speidi is going to win!

about 8 hours ago from TwitterFon


what? we aren't supposed to post things from the actual twitterfeed for this game?

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06-19-09, 08:58 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Being invited to the finale with all the other stars"
The name of this show should have been

"I'm Speidi, Bow Down and Worship me!".

Or:

"I'm Janice. I get the Zuks"

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Estee 56933 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-09, 10:19 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Being invited to the finale with all the other stars"
Win what? Spencer's charity disvowed him, and there's no way they're going to let him hold onto the money until he decides where it should go. And if there's a twist which lets them back in the game at the very last minute as contestants, jury, or anything which has any level of influence, the black hole of credibility will leave Donald's hair and sprint for Costa Rica.

They probably told him he had to show up in person if he wanted to collect his Emmy.

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03-29-10, 01:09 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Being invited to the finale with all the other stars"
they seriously should have never even been on the show! they are hardly even celebrities! no one on that show was! it was just a sad excuse for them to get more "noticed." Who else wants to just push them off of a cliff and see how long it takes them to realize they fell 2 feet?!
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03-16-10, 09:41 AM (EST)
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17. "Getting Suspended from your show?"
Tell everyone you are taking some leave to fight cyber-crime

While Pratt will be taking a six-week leave from The Hills, Mr. Heidi Montag is not leaving the MTV reality show to work for the cyber security division at American Defense Enterprise, Us Weekly reported Monday.

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/report-spencer-pratt-leaving-hills-after-flipping-out-not-cyber-crime-10594.php

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08-06-14, 08:12 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Getting Suspended from your show?"
Just saying, I love free stuff.

That said, www.buckaroo.com! (or at least freaking good deals)

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