this is the show i need to be on; screw survivor
i caught just the end of the pre-game show / and as suspected handy-andy & shannon got hitched. how ludicrous was that!?
first of all...how much money would you demand to have fox brodacst that 'live' (even though it was clearly taped). they pretty much demeaned the whole ceremony & took a whole 30 sec for the wedding. stupid is as stupid does. at least there'll be more money to split at the divorice
man oh man i felt sooooo bad for all the single guys. you know why? because in the first 5 minutes i realized that the 4 'contestant' girls were all total b;tches---
"i need someone to pay my bills for me when i'm sick..."
"you never put your arm around me..."
"we've been dating for 3.5 years...i want a committment..."
blah blah blah -- i yelled at my tv screen to 'shut up'
the rest of the show was somewhat uneventful -
meet & greet which for some reason they felt like they had to recreate 'eyes wide shut' - they all shoulda been nude when they disrobed. cmon dammit! this is temptation island - tempt me
catwalk display: (notice how the guys played 'one-upmanship' with their witty little comments?) i think it's in our dna. coming out strong is a bad strategy as 'size 14' goes directly to jail, does not pass go, & does not collect $200.
hey, how'd that guy from love cruise get on this show too?!
i think the guys made a good choice w/their eviction, but the girls blew it. there's a simple rule of thumb that goes a little somthin like this "when in doubt, go for the girl with the biggest boobs"
they shoulda knocked off the ny psychiatric chick ( but i'm glad they didn't)
in fact - i was shocked that nobody blocked her either.
she said she is getting her phd in psychiatry which doesnt make sense b/c that's a medical degree & she'd be in med school & if she confused psychology with psychiatrics....then she was just makin the whole thing up anyway. the good news is - who cares? shes got the biggest boobs.
what's tony hawk doin on the freeway?
the guys also choked b/c windsurfer boy from 'chillin in maui' is the living vacation your girlfriend never took. - then again your girlfriend is a b;tch & you came here to dump her anyway.
episode 1 - lots of crying; boohoo