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"Alcohol consumption in California suffers eight percent drop."
Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-06-07, 09:14 AM (EST)
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"Alcohol consumption in California suffers eight percent drop." |
In a seemingly-unrelated story, 12-Pack went home.So, Dave -- you thought this would be the biggest show on television, and just appearing on it would open up your entire career? Right. Sure. Uh-huh. Here's an application form for charm school. Your first class will be in 'realistic expectations.' You appeared on I Love New York. That means you get to stand in any line you want! Of course, eventually someone's going to say 'Hey, isn't that 12-Pack?' and kick you out, but at least you got to stand in the line. And isn't that what an acting career is all about? First rule of reality television: if you want to have appearances in perpetuity, you apply for the Real World house. The VH1 Psycho Ward just doesn't cut it. I'd wish you luck, but you're probably too hungover to understand me. So long, farewell, and by the way, a poster with your face on it is now in every bar in New Jersey. 'Will manipulate for psuedo-fame.' And will get his social life screwed over from infamy. You'd better hope the ratings stank, or it's a monk's life for you. On the other hand, you could really pull off the hood. Of course, his outside-enforced celibacy will only last until he either reforms or meets someone who's exactly that stupid. So for the later option, about three minutes.
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KatietheLAlady1978 7 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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03-07-07, 00:14 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Alcohol consumption in California suffers eight percent drop." |
I don't know who's dumber, New York or Twelve pack? New York must have known that 12 pack was a drunk loser, who did nothing but suck down the alcohol and pretend that he was some sort of a superhero on steroids. On the other hand, twelve pack did everything to get caught in his lie. He couldn't even fake it in front of the camera (mind you I'm sure he doesn't posess many brain cells,) but faking it in front of the camera is very very easy. It was obvious from the beginning that he couldn't care less about New York or her quest for love. He was simply there because he wanted to be a "star." First of all, he is totally in the closet and needs to come out. The only job he is going to get is at a high class strip bar where he can spend hours letting men put their greasy hands all over his body (although he'll probably like that.) All of his money will be spent on booze and he'll end up peniless and depressed, wishing that he had only pretended to love New York
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eire_heart74 1231 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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03-07-07, 07:39 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Alcohol consumption in California suffers eight percent drop." |
What a drunken dork. Certainly not sorry to see him go.
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maryellennaco 1084 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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03-07-07, 05:46 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Alcohol consumption in California suffers eight percent drop." |
True, true... Maybe some day he'll figure out where he went wrong. On the other hand, your post Estee was absolutely hilarious!! Made me ROFLMAO!!
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