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"LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go"
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"LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
The ladies finally turn on their own and the feral child, Kat, is cut loose.
Meanwhile, rampant and extended blur-tivity has become a normal and natural occurance at the lodge and while I couldn't be happier about it, I must warn you...Looks like a storms a brewing... 
HutCam Results:
A. Loud Mouth: Alicia (5)
B. No Respite: Chelsea ~ Christina ~ Sabrina ~ Tarzan (5)
C. Icebreaker: Kat (5)
D. Disposable Vote: Tarzan (5)
E. WITFIAGTVF?: Kat (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Sabrina (5)
This week, ...wait ... am I reading this right?
kingfish?
As in Guppy? The Gupster? Meistro FishyFins? Private Dick to Poseidon himself?
Has become the King of Hut-Cam?
Well, I guess to go along with the fishy smell in Hut-Cam we might as well just bronze it and placque it and call it his. As for the G● bonus:
Your Mad-libs were brilliant and your fellow losers thank you immensely for using their nouns and gerunds with wild abandon.
But when the descriptives were dropped and the people, places and things were singled out, it became clear some of you, somehow, made your words more desirable.
With 6 of her 7 words being chosen, jbug has won the Grapes 2 Grapes challenge! jbug ~ 6 x 5 = 30
CTgirl ~ 5 x 5 = 25
Vixen ~ 5 x 5 = 25
D'Abby ~ 4 x 5 = 20
Georj ~ 4 x 5 = 20
Wallflower ~ 4 x 5 = 20
Flowerpower ~ 3 x 5 = 15
byoffer ~ 2 x 5 = 10
kingfish ~ 2 x 5 = 10
Molaholic ~ 2 x 5 = 10
qwerty ~ 2 x 5 = 10
agman ~ 1 x 5 = 5
Dakota ~ 1 x 5 = 5
suzzee ~ 1 x 5 = 5
Overall...
Gupster ravishes HutCam, jugs IS G● saavy but for the weekly biggest score it was CT who tops the loser pile this week. Way to go!
Yet even CT's weekly high can't overcome Georj's leaderboard mastery.
For week's now Georj has claimed Top spot.
Will there be a last moment sneak for her position? Oh and a big ol' Loser Lodge Group Shout-Out to bydude, suzzer, qwerty and Dakota. Your weekly scores afford you this moment in the shout-out lights for having the lowest scores. Gawd I lvoes ya'! | LOSER | HutCam | G● | this time | last time | over time | | Georj | 15 | 20 | 35 | 511 | 546 | | D'Abby | 5 | 20 | 25 | 485 | 510 | | jbug | 5 | 30 | 35 | 457 | 492 | | CT | 15 | 25 | 40 | 438 | 478 | | Moley | 10 | 10 | 20 | 418 | 438 | | FloPo | 10 | 15 | 25 | 395 | 420 | | bydude | 5 | 10 | 15 | 404 | 419 | | Dakota | 10 | 5 | 15 | 379 | 394 | | Vix | 10 | 25 | 35 | 353 | 388 | | suzzer | 10 | 5 | 15 | 358 | 373 | | abs | 20 | 5 | 25 | 323 | 348 | | Wall66 | 10 | 20 | 30 | 288 | 318 | | Gupster | 25 | 10 | 35 | 266 | 301 | | qwerty | 5 | 10 | 15 | 255 | 270 |
1.5 weeks to go... We interrupt our normal programming for this very important message...
Nono Manono live with breaking news as we attempt to keep you up to date with the latest about Stormwatch 2012!
The Loser Superstorm (a combination of 2 hurricanes, 3 tropical storms and 1 cold air depression) nicknamed 'The Winner' is heading towards Loser Island and looks to make landfall in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... *Rumble*
*Crack*
*Snap*
*Pop*
Oh Carp!  I totally wasn't fully prepared for this and it seems the power has gone out and now we're all in the dark as to what to do and where to go. Luckily, I just took some Xanex, a Zoloft and am sipping on some Armangac so I feel quite calm and relaxed.
No need to start screaming in panic.
We'll just try to grab hands and lead ourselves over to the G● where I had installed an emergency generator. Are you all grabbing? Hands?
Okay, don't lose track, away we go... ...out of Coco's Nuts and along the boardwalk...
...with laplaya on the left we pass Gupster-Hole (old Hut-Cam and most likely his residence until the lodge resurfaces)... Speaking of Hut-Cam... Stop 1: 
While Hut-Cam won't actually be done in Hut-Cam as we've come to know it, I will still be asking some questions.
The tricky part and the part I have to explain is that the points have gone missing.
As in you will be deciding the points. Within some parameters mind you. I can't just let you go crazy. Okay, so I am offering 60 points total.
But each question cannot be worth more than 20 points.
Which means you'll have to at least answer 3 questions.
However, If you do happen to answer all 6 questions correctly (which hasn't happened yet this season) I will give you 40 more points. For a total of 100 points for Hut-Cam. A. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (?)
B. Target Distraction: Name 1 survivor who is the 1st out of the Immunity Challenge. (?)
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (?)
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (?)
E. WITFICGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Christina gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (?)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (?) ...okay and we're moving on... Oh goodness, is everyone still holding hands?
Hello?! Good I still have you... or at least most of you. ...along the walkway through the back 5 and round the bend towards the Spa Center. Time for...
Stop 2:
Since we can't see a thing, it's become even more important to rely on our other 4 senses.
This one is audible.
It's even possible to find your direction through audible clues. The way sounds bounce off of things and such scientificy talk.
Thankfully, I will not be asking for you to give me directions to our destination through bouncing sound waves off of the flora of a deserted island.
I will simply be offering...
We know JP loves to ask questions and point out obvious strategies and focus on survivors challenge prowess or lack of prowess.
Because of this, it's time to offer points for every time a survivor hears JP say their name.
Pick 1 Survivor to act as your Shout-Out.
I will hand out 3 points for each time JP says that survivor's name during the episode.
...and we're moving along...
boy I hope I haven't lost everyone. I'm still holding somebodies hand, though, so I guess I just plod along...
...almost there, The G● , where emergency lighting awaits...
Aha! Finally there!
Now where was that switch?
Carp!
*scuffle-scuffle*
*bang*
Ouch!
*rustle-rustle*
*skree-crash*
Oops! Aha! I think I found something here... Ah yes!
These will certainly come in handy...
      Stop 3:
It's a Black Light Party!!!
Write secret messages...
wear crazy body paints
Neon. Neon. Neon.
Get Crazy. Have one of these...
But to get points you'll have to do something for me....
10 points if you post a pic of something or someone in neon/blacklight.
See, as a gesture, I was planning on handing out tickets for "dates".
With Jen Aniston and Joe Manganiello.
Remember? From The LLPSQ&As?
Well, when the power went out, they fled and in the fleeing the tickets got jumbled up a bit.
Now I have jumbled tickets and just points to hand out...
...if you do me a little favor. But first an introduction...According to you losers, neither Jen nor Joe was worthy of dinner. So no Dinner Tickets available.
In this hand I have 3 envelopes for Jen and in the other hand 3 envelopes for Joe.
However, all over the floor are the tickets; 2 Coffee Tickets, 3 Lunch Tickets, 2 Drinks Tickets and 7 Nookie Tickets.
I'm hoping you can separate the tickets into each of the envelopes.
Keep in mind each envelope has only one 'kind' of ticket but may contain more than 1 ticket of a kind.
Get it correct and you'll receive 9 points per envelope. 6 envelopes, 9 points...hmmmmm... Jen Envelope 1:
Jen Envelope 2:
Jen Envelope 3:
Joe Envelope 1:
Joe Envelope 2:
Joe Envelope 3: |
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05-03-12, 05:08 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-05-12 AT 10:38 PM (EST)
 
Wow, I'm the only one here! I guess I'm going to have to drink and party and play with myself alone!
I sent in my Gspot challenge, but in keeping with my loser manner, I probably blew it!  Before I start writing secret messages, I'm gonna need a few more drinkgs!
Ah much better, now it's time for my big, hush hush secret message for you all. Oops, almost forgot to get the black lights out!
GSpot Challenge: 
Jen Envelope 1--3 nookie tickets
Jen Envelope 2--Drinks 2 tickets
Jen Evelope 3--1 nookie ticketJoe Envelope 1--3 nookie tickets
Joe envelope 2--3 lunch tickets
Joe envelope 3--2 coffee tickets
Hut Cam entry  A. Alicia
B. Tarzan
C. Sabrina
D. tarzan
E. Kim
F. Christina 
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05-05-12, 05:44 PM (EST)
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5. "told you I'd be back" |
I found these in the dark back there.... 
A. No Respite: christina
B. Target Distraction: tarzan
C. Icebreaker: alicia
D. Disposable Vote: chelsea
E. WITFICGTVF?: sabrina
F. Damaged Goods: christina Shout-Out Kim Jen Envelope 1: 3 nookie
Jen Envelope 2: 2 drinks
Jen Envelope 3: 2 nookie
Joe Envelope 1: 2 coffee
Joe Envelope 2: 2 nookie
Joe Envelope 3: 3 lunch Tribe provided me some very special and personal lights to show me the way! 
Tribe put my name in lights! 2012
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byoffer 15808 desperate attention whore postings
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05-04-12, 10:48 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-09-12 AT 02:52 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 05-04-12 AT 10:49 PM (EST) Oh and a big ol' Loser Lodge Group Shout-Out to bydude, suzzer, qwerty and Dakota. Your
weekly scores afford you this moment in the shout-out lights
for having the lowest scores. Gawd I lvoes ya'! I truly am a Loser!! Stop 1:
A. No Respite:
Name 1 survivor who Loses
the Reward Challenge. (?) Alicia (20pts)
B. Target Distraction: Name 1 survivor who is the 1st out of the Immunity Challenge. (?) Tarzan (20pts) C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK
at TC. (?) Alicia D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (?) Christina E. WITFICGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Christina gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (?) Sabrina F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (?) Christina (20pts)Stop 2:
Pick 1 Survivor to act as your Shout-Out. Kim Stop 3: Hey Tribe, can I buy you a drink in my bar...
Jen Envelope 1: 3 nookie
Jen Envelope 2: 2 drinks Jen Envelope 3: 2 nookie Joe Envelope 1: 2 coffee Joe Envelope 2: 2 nookie Joe Envelope 3: 3 lunch  
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05-06-12, 08:26 AM (EST)
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8. "HutCam: 20 Points on A, B and F" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-07-12 AT 04:19 AM (EST)You just never know who you might stumble across at Loser Lodge on a dark and stormy night. The full story to follow. 
Neon by Mr. Whaite
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05-08-12, 10:54 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: The Envelopes Please" |
Your talents never cease to amaze me! Awesome job!
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05-07-12, 12:12 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-09-12 AT 07:25 PM (EST)Storms a-brewing.
Jason Boland
No matter how big the storm, I can find a place that's warm, the sun's shining somewhere in Texas
Oh my, no lights but lots of hands.
Kiss Me in the Dark
let your skin talk to my soul Ooooh!
Jen and Joe. There's a song for everything dontchyaknow. This is Tommy and Gina, not Jen and Joe, but this is Loser Lodge so it's ok
Bon Jovi Livin' on a Prayer
2 Coffee Tickets, 3 Lunch Tickets, 2 Drinks Tickets and 7 Nookie Tickets. Jen Envelope 1: 1 Coffee, 2 Nookies
Jen Envelope 2: 1 Drink, 1 Lunch
Jen Envelope 3: 1 Lunch, 1 Nookies
Joe Envelope 1: 1 Coffee, 1 Lunch
Joe Envelope 2: 1 Drink, 2 Nookies
Joe Envelope 3: 2 Nookies, no lunch coffee or drinks-phhhttttt
Non-Hut Cam Q&A, a/k/a Stinky Fish Interrogation
A. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (?) TARZAN
B. Target Distraction: Name 1 survivor who is the 1st out of the Immunity Challenge. (?) ALICIA
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (?) TARZAN
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (?) CHELSEA
E. WITFICGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Christina gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (?) SABRINA
F. Damaged Goods: - Minority of votes - TARZAN
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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05-07-12, 05:02 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
Very nice link, thank you for sharing. I too have posted now to help the cause
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Georjanna 1170 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-12, 02:25 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: how in the..." |
Kris, I don't know about everyone else, but I have people ... And they all live at a quaint, out-of-date establishment named Animation Shop. I bought my first version about 7 or so years ago (I think) and my second when I replaced my computer about three years ago. It's only available now as a free, unsupported download - so don't expect the Help menu to do that - with warnings that it may not work with 'newer' Windows systems. However, I'm running Vista and the two don't seem to have any issues at all. And it is so intuitive - I screen-printed a sample workspace from the program and pasted it below - that I don't miss Help in the least. But the software does have some definite downsides: It's addictive and it's lousy at one-liners. 
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05-08-12, 12:14 PM (EST)
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27. "Snoozer's Desperate Hut Cram" |
Finally a chance to stack the deck, sort of, it's harder not playing with a full one.
PS: That is NOT my hand you're holding.........
A. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (20) Tarzan
B. Target Distraction: Name 1 survivor who is the 1st out of the Immunity Challenge. (20) Tarzan
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5)Kim
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5) Chelsea
E. WITFICGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Christina gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (5) Sabrina
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)Chelsea
Jiffmaster Pee Shout-out to the DAWS: Tarzan The Jen & Joe Show Jen 1- 1 lunch
Jen 2- 2 coffee
Jen 3- 3 nookie Joe 1- 2 lunch
Joe 2- 2 drink
Joe 3- 4 nookie 
A Tribe masterpiece
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05-08-12, 10:13 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-08-12 AT 10:52 PM (EST)I have pulled out my LOST siggies because clearly, I. am. lost. Lost with all you losers....I LVOE it! On a deserted, tropical island, no less. And, yes thank-you, I will have one of those....
Now, let me slip into a pair of these... 
and, perhaps we should go and find the hatch....I mean the pseudo-hut cam... A. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (?) Tarzan
B. Target Distraction: Name 1 survivor who is the 1st out of the Immunity Challenge. (?)Sabrina
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (?) Alicia
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (?) Christina
E. WITFICGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Christina gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (?) Sabrina
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (?) Tarzan Now, where is our host....TRIBE? Is that you or your monkey, Coco... Jiffy shout out...Kim Jen 1: 2 Lunch
Jen 2: 2 Drinks
Jen 3 2 Coffee
Joe 1: 3 Nookie
Joe 2: 4 Nookie
Joe 3: 1 Lunch So, after all of this trucking around in the dark holding on to someone's monkey the only NEON sign I need to see is this one.... 
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05-09-12, 11:30 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
Yes, I have heard of cross-threading before, but that is cross-coding. Very dangerous. And very fun.
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05-08-12, 11:10 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
A. No Respite: Tarzan
B. Target Distraction: Chelsea
C. Icebreaker: Alicia
D. Disposable Vote: Tarzan
E. WITFICGTVF?: Sabrina
F. Damaged Goods: TarzanJP shout out - Kim 2 Coffee Tickets, 3 Lunch Tickets, 2 Drinks Tickets and 7 Nookie Tickets.
I'm hoping you can separate the tickets into each of the envelopes.
Keep in mind each envelope has only one 'kind' of ticket but may contain more than 1 ticket of a kind.
Get it correct and you'll receive 9 points per envelope. 6 envelopes, 9 points...hmmmmm... Jen Envelope 1: 2 Drinks
Jen Envelope 2: 2 lunch
Jen Envelope 3: 2 Nookie
Joe Envelope 1: 2 coffee
Joe Envelope 2: 5 Nookie
Joe Envelope 3: 1 lunch
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05-09-12, 11:31 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
Oh and a big ol' Loser
Lodge Group Shout-Out to bydude,
suzzer, qwerty and Dakota. Your
weekly scores afford you this
moment in the shout-out lights
for having the lowest scores.
Gawd I lvoes ya'! He lvoes us, he really lvoes us! squeeeeee! SWOOOON, I lvoe you Coco! Here's a big monkey smooch. *not code]
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05-09-12, 12:26 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-09-12 AT 12:33 PM (EST)Yes, he does!
I still haven't found anything to wear to the gala. It would be embarrassing to show up in my skivvies. 
Hut-Cam... Stop 1:
A. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (20 )Tarzan
B. Target Distraction: Name 1 survivor who is the 1st out of the Immunity Challenge. (10) Tarzan
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5)Christina
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5)Alicia
E. WITFICGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Christina gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (10)Tarzan
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (10)Kim Stop 2:
Pick 1 Survivor to act as your Shout-Out. Tarzan
Stop 3:
G● Bonus Jen Envelope 1: 2 coffee
Jen Envelope 2: 3 nookie
Jen Envelope 3: 3nookie
Joe Envelope 1: 1 nookie
Joe Envelope 2:2 drink
Joe Envelope 3: 3 lunch
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05-09-12, 02:48 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
Who's supposed to be leading us out of this darkness? Probably Coco. Seems like we keep moving in a circle!
Hut-Cam entry (wherever we are)
A. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (10) Kim
B. Target Distraction: Name 1 survivor who is the 1st out of the Immunity Challenge. (10) Christina
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (10) Alicia
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (10) Chelsea
E. WITFICGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Christina gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (10) Tarzan
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (10) Sabrina JP ShoutOuts: Tarzan G●
Jen Envelope 1: 2 Coffee Tickets
Jen Envelope 2: 2 Lunch Tickets
Jen Envelope 3: 3 Nookie Tickets
Joe Envelope 1: 1 Lunch Tickets
Joe Envelope 2: 2 Drinks Tickets
Joe Envelope 3: 4 Nookie Tickets  
The Grapes of Wragman
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05-09-12, 04:58 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-09-12 AT 05:48 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 05-09-12 AT 05:43 PM (EST) Time to feel my way around this place and get my dance on! 
A. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. Tarzan (10)
B. Target Distraction: Name 1 survivor who is the 1st out of the Immunity Challenge. Tarzan (10)
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. Tarzan (10)
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. Tarzan (10)
E. WITFICGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Christina gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? Tarzan (10)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. Tarzan (10)
JP shout-out: Kim
Jen Envelope 1: 2 Drinks
Jen Envelope 2: 2 Coffee
Jen Envelope 3: 2 Lunch
Joe Envelope 1: 3 Nookie
Joe Envelope 2: 4 Nookie
Joe Envelope 3: 1 Lunch
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45. "This is MY Hut Cam." |
This is MY Hut Cam. Yeah, you heard me, MY HUT CAM. <Jump Around, Beat chest, Dance some more, then foam at the mouth> <Now, reverting to calmness> However, being the nice guy that I am and being unable to keep a macho rant going for very long (and that chest beating hurt) I hereby let everyone in. In my short tenure of this being MY HUTCAM!!, I made a few changes, I hope for the better. There may be fumes lingering, there may be obscene graffiti on the walls, and there may be heavy duty fireworks still stacked in the corners, but there is also LSD, Mescaline, Psilocybin mushrooms, and Morningglory seeds for all (and Xanex, Zoloft and Armangac for Tribe's and Coco's jangled nerves), and all are perfectly legal here on this lawless island of delightful delights. The only thing illegal here is not being illegal. Whatever that means. Ask the Hutcam cabana monkey for any mixed drinks you may desire, and try the house noshes too. Sentimental old movies in the room thru the right rear door, stand up comedy thru the center rear door, and a pornographic magazines for Crabman in the room thru the rear left door. A HutCam with something for everyone. So, now everyone can have a light show of their very own, and in addition you can shoot off the fireworks. A light show on top of a light show, I guess. Pardon me while I do a little business done. Jen Envelope 1: 1 Drinks Ticket (which should lead to)
Jen Envelope 2: 7 Nookie Tickets (followed by)
Jen Envelope 3: 1 Coffee Ticket Joe Envelope 1: 1 Coffee Ticket (sit this one out Joe)
Joe Envelope 2: 3 Lunch Tickets
Joe Envelope 3: 1 Drinks Ticket A. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. Tarzan B. Target Distraction: Name 1 survivor who is the 1st out of the Immunity Challenge. Tarzan C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. Alicia D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. Tarzan E. WITFICGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Christina gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? Chelsea F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC.) Tarzan Who brought these multilayered neon glow in the dark drinks?
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Kermit the Vixen 1639 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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05-09-12, 05:57 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: LoserLodge15: 1.5 weeks to go" |
I TRIED to bring you all back som rum punch, pina coladas, etc, but I ended up drinking all of them. In pretty embarassing fashion, actually. I did bring back some sand, albeit unintentionally. You're welcome to it, but let's just say you never know where that sand has been (since the Bahama beach) and leave it at that.ShoutOut = Tarzan A. No Respite: Tarzan
B. Target Distraction: Tarzan
C. Icebreaker: Chelsea
D. Disposable Vote: Sabrina
E. WITFICGTVF?: Sabrina
F. Damaged Goods: Sabrina Joe and Jenvelopes: Jen 1 - 3 lunch
Jen 2 - 1 coffee
Jen 3 - 2 nookie Joe 1 - 3 lunch
Joe 2 - 2 drink
Joe 3 - 3 nookie
Dig my tropical tan.
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