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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"LL15...it's on!"
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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01-03-12, 07:32 PM (EST)
 
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11. "RE: LL15...it's on!" |
Hey...who do you think you're waving your finger at?
At least it's not the middle finger! 
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suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings
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12-30-11, 01:04 PM (EST)
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2. "HOT DAMN!" |
Sending my reservation cash and booze list now! Plain brown wrapper right? So glad you've found the time to re-open the Lodge Tribe! Bring on the debauchery. 
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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01-16-12, 11:49 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: I've hired my personal triainer to get me ready..........." |
I'm looking at that picture of you and I just noticed something. Your shoe's untied!
hahahahah made ya look! 
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byoffer 15808 desperate attention whore postings
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01-02-12, 00:16 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: LL15...it's on!" |
Woo Hoo!! This is awesome. I feel the joy I felt when the Blues Brothers were getting the band back together.One question though - is there a dress code? I guess it is time to take off my Santa suit...
I hope this will suffice...
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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01-02-12, 01:10 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: LL15...it's on!" |
I think you look absolutely fetching in your Santa Suit! 
Promotion courtesy of Tribe!
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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02-09-12, 11:31 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: LL15...it's on!" |
I lost mine years ago! ....wait I didn't say that yet because LL has not officially started! 
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02-08-12, 09:57 PM (EST)
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19. "Pre-Season Questionnaire" |
Yup. It's official. The buzz has landed and via an article in the local papers...Headline: Local Hoteal and Spa saved from closure but all reservations for next few months pushed to alternate island.
Manfred Elixir and Shelli Eiks built but fled the resort spa after a family emergency required a residence closer to the states.
After 68 previous requests, in swoops infamous nefarioso tribe to lay down the premium sum and oath to 'Honor all losers everywhere'. Which suits the Elixir-Eiks to a T.
"Bam. Now I have a Private Island and Resort", says tribe. "But what to do with it and how do I get there?"
In walks CocoLoco the chimp, also from Loser Lodge Lore, but with a newly added surname, to solve the problem with an intriguing offer.
"Well, tribe. As it so works out, I salvaged the Pearl Princess, had her fully restored, repainted and renamed her. I'd be happy to escort you to your newly acquired island Hoteal. There is a little favor I'd like to ask though."
"What's that, Coco? Although I'm pretty much open to anything, what special need or desire do you have? Is it possible I can phulphill it?"
"One that you can phulphill would be to offer me the chance to perhaps open a bar next to your Hoteal. I'm planning on staying so I'll require some land too."
"How can I refuse? May I also offer a chance to perhaps, you know, do what we use to do?"
"The debauchery thing?"
"Yes."
"Ooo let's."
"Yes. Let's." And that was it.
The Loser Lodge is re-born. What is the LoserLodge and why so much small talk to begin with?
Well, first off the Lodge was originally created to give solace to those that lost other games within this very forum.
(Games, that since then have themselves lost the 'game'.)
It then kinda morphed into a respite for those who were just losers, not just in games but in spirit.
Soon followed the debauchery, scandal and phun.
And next comes *ahem* ecstasy... This season will promise plenty of beach time, tons of sunshine, and of course the Hut-Cam.
The Hut-Cam being the way to actually acheive some points for this game.
Really the Hut-Cam will be a chance to give your impressions of your stay and then answer a series of questions.
For each correct answer some points will be given to you.
You will also be strongly encouraged to participate in a weekly, specially designed pheature of the new season, soon to be infamous, XXXXXBonus..
Most of which, titley speaking, will be revealed upon the commencement of the first entry. And then every subsequent week afterwards. Pulsing and pounding the bonus game until it just can't take it any more.
This bonus is where the phreek-phlags phly.
Each one different from the other, most of them with a different theme and some of them may effects other loser's bonuses as well as their alcohol intake.
Not to mention dashes of bawdy entertainment, nekkidness, water sports and pesciality.
It's a loser thing.
And I have NO doubts you'll be gettin' into the swing of things right quick.
Also note that LoserLodge is also a place to hang out. I don't mean that literally although that happens too. Where a fair amount of drinking and laughing at the antics of survivors (and other losers) goes on week after week.
Upon commencement of all of the weeks, the lodge will close with a Gala event known in the industry as the Superlatives. Where the winner will be announced as well as a few other surprises.
This might be why people hang around so long. It also might be the drinking, and possibly the nekkidness. I dunno.
It definitely ain't the following... And now for the more important reason for this post. This season, will require all entrants to first adhere to a strict pre-season question and answer session.
The remainder of this post is all about the PSQ. The Pre-Season Questionnaire.
This questionnaire was designed to give me, the host, a tiny bit of leverage in the coming weeks. To design challenges based upon the answers given.
Therefore and above all there are no wrong answers for the PSQ.
There are, however, invalid answers. And I will bug the bug out of you if you don't answer with the answers that are given to you.
Most of these questions are multiple choice based so you purposefully can't go astray.
However, I know some of you like to give your own answers to questions so I've also reserved an area for that too.
This PSQ is a requirement for your joining the new season of the LoserLodge.
Please make all responses as a private message to me. I will log them into a spreadsheet and then reply with a received notice.
Post-Submission, I suggest you pack a bag and meet me somtime around sunset at the dock. On or around the 10th of February.
The Official Loser Lodge Pre-Season Questionnaire
This questionnaire is a requirement in order to play this season of LoserLodge.Multiple Choice
First I give you the question then I give you the choices, you must answer with 1 of them. 1. The Worst thing about PeanutButter Cookies is...
A. Flour
B. Sugar
C. Eggs
D. Butter
E. Peanuts 2. The Worst City in Canada is...
A. Whitehorse
B. Saskatoon
C. Iqaliut
D. Edmonton
E. Regina 3. The Weirdest Word is...
A. eructation
B. iqueme
C. maulifuff
D. sphallolalia
E. xertz 4. The Friendliest Fad is...
A. Pet Rock
B. Flash Mob
C. Snuggie
D. LOL Cat
E. Rick Rolling 5. The Scariest Teen Trend is...
A. Demons
B. Ghosts
C. Vampires
D. Werewolves
E. Zombies 6. The Biggest Carnival Annoyance is...
A. Illusionists
B. Fortune-Tellers
C. Clowns
D. Mimes
E. Ventriloquists 7. The Preferred Spirit of yours is...
A. Gin
B. Bourbon
C. Scotch
D. Tequila
E. Vodka 8. Answer in your own voice..."This summer I am heading straight to the…"
A. Campground
B. Sofa
C. Mountains
D. Beach
E. Hotel
This one is called...
"WWYD with Jen OR Joe?"
9a & 9b. Yup, it's Jen or Joe standing before you.
Pick 1 of them and then pick what you'd do with them.
A. Coffee with
B. Lunch with
C. Dinner with
D. Drinks with
E. Nookie with 10. Best Reynolds...
Burt Reynolds is the Man of many characters. Title named characters often.
Always memorable. Time to pick Burt Reynold's BEST Character.
A. Gator McKlusky
B. Stroker Ace
C. Sonny Hooper
D. Shamus McCoy
E. J.J. McClure
F. Sam Whiskey
G. Navajo Joe
H. Bo Darville
I. Ernest Stickley
J. Jack Horner 11. Not a rerun... Worst Reynolds...
Burt Reynolds is the Man of many characters. Title named characters often.
Some not so memorable. Time to pick Burt Reynold's WORST Character.
A. Gator McKlusky
B. Stroker Ace
C. Sonny Hooper
D. Shamus McCoy
E. J.J. McClure
F. Sam Whiskey
G. Navajo Joe
H. Bo Darville
I. Ernest Stickley
J. Jack Horner The official "If I were a survivor..." question.
12 - 17. You've made the Final 7 with the following survivors…
Benry ~ Brenda ~ Chase ~ Holly ~ Jane ~ Sash
You of course win but you must let me know how the others faired. Place them in their Boot order from F7 to F2. In conclusion...The final question, but this time the answers are solely up to you.
Testing your Grammer
In a sort of nod to MAD-LIBS, I will be asking for a series of words.
Give me a...
A. Location
B. Noun Phrase
C. Gerund
D. Noun
E. Famous Person
F. Food Item
G. Plural Noun
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End Questionnaire.Thank you very much.
and... 
That darned 5.
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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02-09-12, 02:32 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Pre-Season Questionnaire" |
I may have to run this questionnaire by my attorney first just to make sure there is allowence for enough
debauchery.
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suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings
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02-09-12, 03:16 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Pre-Season Questionnaire" |
Where oh where are my LL siggies. oh bother.wiggly fingers at Tribe & Ag & Coco 
A Tribe masterpiece
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02-10-12, 01:38 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Pre-Season Questionnaire" |
1. The Worst thing about PeanutButter Cookies is...
F. Not having any more2. The Worst City in Canada is...
F. Kabul 3. The Weirdest Word is...
F. weird 4. The Friendliest Fad is...
F. Streaking 5. The Scariest Teen Trend is...
F. Texting-while-smooching 6. The Biggest Carnival Annoyance is...
F. Missing the oobie-flashing contest 7. The Preferred Spirit of yours is...
F. Christmas Past 8. Answer in your own voice..."This summer I am heading straight to the…"
F. Therapist 9a & 9b.
¿Quién es Jen y Joe? 10. Best Reynolds...
K. Inventor of Reynolds' Wrap 11. Worst Reynolds...
K. Performing Reynolds' Rap 12. Dragonslayer 13. Hantz 14-17. Nobody cares Give me a...
A. Location on top of old Smokey
B. Noun Phrase her eructation
C. Gerund smoking haddocks in the rain
D. Noun CO2
E. Famous Person Glenn T. Seaborg
F. Food Item Pink Peeps
G. Plural Noun octupi
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tribephyl 9688 desperate attention whore postings
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02-10-12, 07:11 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Pre-Season Questionnaire" |
oh he did something wrong all right.
And the target is now on your back for singling bug out.
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02-15-12, 07:15 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Pre-Season Questionnaire" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-16-12 AT 04:13 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 02-15-12 AT 07:39 PM (EST) Just stumbled out of the jungle, I was kidnapped by a band of Howler Monkeys, and fell in Stockholm Syndrome love. My honey had big ears and is inarticulate, and you really don't want to look at her behind, but somehow we got along. Until she went to a swinger party without me, and, feeling rejected by the ape of my dreams, I ran away. I ran and ran without direction, blinded by my tears. Until I found myself on a loading pier for a ship being refitted for a special secret trip. Where am I going now? Are there swingers here too? Well, sure enough, there are a whole boat load of swingers, some are not as hairy and they talk too much, but at least their butts are hygienic. Somewhat. I hope. Being thirsty as heck, and not seeing any muddy pools to drink from, I imitated my fellow travelers and grabbed something that was called a bottle of whiskey and drank my fill. It hit me that this wasn't water afterward, it was something else. Last thoughts for a while. Fortunately there were those that took pity on a poor naked monkey boy and filled out an application for me. Which is fortunate, I have a problem with following the rules and would have probably answered the question with silly sarcastic X-rated responses. Which I read two days later when I awoke: And my bank account password is NOT FishHaveMoreFun. It's Password. (Oops)
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tribephyl 9688 desperate attention whore postings
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02-10-12, 11:43 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: LL15...it's on!" |
tis why I ask these questions BEFORE arriving at the Lodge.
Cuz I know how things degrade and fast once we're there.
Speaking of...it's close to 10 on the 10th.
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02-15-12, 09:57 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: LL15...it's on!" |
I think everyone is sleeping off the pre-party bash held at the Lodge after we checked in!
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02-15-12, 01:47 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: LL15...it's on!" |
First, I almost missed the boat. Yea, yea, it's happened before, but it was a balloon I missed.
Second, the ACTs and SATs were a cake-walk compared to this. That's a cue for someone to say "Cake? There's Cake?"
Third, for Moley *whack* Tribe warned you.
Finally, I'm here but need a beach-loser sig pic. Please. Someone help the technochallenged.
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