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"Tiffany wants to get a job another series."
Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-09-09, 06:16 AM (EST)
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"Tiffany wants to get a job another series." |
And what Tiffany wants, VH1 has provided. Again.What Tiffany actually needs here (beyond lots and lots of therapy followed by the immediate isolation of her mother in a soundproof booth -- forever) is money, so what we're going to do is rip off The Simple Life. For cash. Every week, our dear Tiff will take on a new job. If she impresses her bosses, she gets $5,000. If she quits, gets fired, kills anyone, or trots out the maternally-inspired side of her personality, she gets the grand sum of diddly/squat. Are we having fun yet? No? Then try this: there's a Vote For The Worst element here. Every week, we get to pick one of three jobs Tiffany will attempt to destroy, thus worsening the recession and forcing more innocents to apply for VH1 shows. Tiffany will then try to enter that occupation, the network will work on the shortest shooting schedule since South Park, and the results will air Real Soon Now. They're encouraging us to send her into places where she'll have to work with children and animals. Apparently VH1 likes dead children. And animals. But mostly children, since their deaths bring less lawsuits. Premiere is May 4th. Says VH1: "We’re counting on you to bring the pain, America!" To who? Thanks, but we've got plenty.
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ssinmd 40 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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04-30-09, 06:01 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: And you wondered where the money came from." |
They had to up the money, because the chance of her succeeding are so very slim. Vh1 blog, BTW, is pimping ranch hand. If I cared enough, I would vote for exterminator. Small, dirty spaces? Rats? Bugs? Face mask? Sounds good to me.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-05-09, 01:00 PM (EST)
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3. "Premiere." |
LAST EDITED ON 05-05-09 AT 01:01 PM (EST)Like watching The Simple Life, but without the incredibly faint hope that this idiot might somehow learn something. What did we find out last night? That Tiffany's charms include a full array of previously-unseen phobias, all of which are going to be trotted out before us in the world's most predictable parade. Of course she's going to hate every single thing she has to do. Of course she's going to quit on pretty much all of them before being reminded about the money. It's like watching Janice Dickinson, only with slightly less makeup. I have to think the only reason she got paid for her exterminating job (in which the only thing she killed was 90% of her previous viewer count) was to plant the seed: yes, she can get money for this. If she thinks she can collect a second check, she'll head directly to every other episode and quit on whatever she finds there, too! Was there any humor? Some. Just a tiny touch. But it's repetitive in nature, and it's probably going to get boring fast. So far, the best thing about the series is the opening credit sequence: the animation is a nice touch -- and given who we're dealing with, it's the most 'real' thing here. (Anyone think the snake and dead rat weren't planted beforehand? Anyone...?) Next week: pig farmer, construction worker, or pet groomer. I vote for shark feeder. Live bait. She's dealt with her mother, so she has previous experience.
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Stephy_lurz_yeah 2 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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05-29-09, 12:39 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Screaming for (lack of) cash." |
i love tiffany pollard...she is not afraid too speak herr mind....herr mommy is the reason she is the way she is so....
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DaveThe Dude 967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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07-10-09, 09:46 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Screaming for (lack of) cash." |
The TV creation known as "Tiffany" or "New York" or whatever, is a fairly disgusting, obnoxious person. But then again, this is the "role" she is to play. Who knows what this creature of "reality" TV is really like? If she's anything like the awful mess she portrays on TV, well, UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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toad8098 196 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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07-12-09, 06:00 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Screaming for (lack of) cash." |
Please, do NOT let there be an I Love New York 3!!!
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