Behold the official ABC Train, now leaving the station. Destination: wherever they tied their latest reality stars to the tracks.
We all know the station route, right? Become dissatisfied with lead, lead's choice, or both. Start planting stories in press using things either you knew all along (and were ignoring until now) or made up out of whole cloth in the happy knowledge that the contract prevents all lawsuits. Prepare exceptionally leading question sheet for The Contestants Tell What We Told Them To Say show that will make the eventual final couple look like the worst match since Michael Bay and coherent plotlines. Release still more stories and bribe editors to get covers while providing the least flattering cover photos imaginable. Hire actors to flirt with F2 in public, then report that. And when the breakup is finally announced, ignore public reaction and --
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Well, what kind of train would it be if it only made the trip once?