and there's the third one, after Jessie is finally out of the house.

HoH Chima rallied the troops against Russell...... but nobody knew that Jeff had the Coup D'Etat (for certain, at least)

Chima made declarations that she wasn't gonna be pleased if Russell didn't go..... but Jeff used it anyways, and nominated Jessie and Natalie, evicting Jessie 3-2!.

At the HoH competition, the shift in power continued! Who will Michele nominate, and also: Jessie's eviction causes his allies to crumble!

Chima's picture is in the intro for tonight, at least.....

Chima DR's that she's hellaticked, and swears up a storm!

We get to hear the bickering during the voting process.......

Natalie and Chima both have teary DR's..... Kevin is ticked that he got dissed by Jessie on the way out......

Day 40

Amanda's butt blur.

That blur function is finally getting a lot of work.

Everyone's concerned on which side is Michele truly on?

I have come to the conclusion that some of these people don't like some of the others....

I have no idea what would have given you that impression {/sarcasm}

Now they love rats because Michele loves (stuffed) rats...... LOL.

Russell wants to return the favor: If they're both somehow on the block and Russell wins POV, he's willing to give the POV to Jeff!

Michele and Russell

Ickey pity party/wake, eating Chinese food, and drinking one of Jessie's wine bottles......

Jordan/Russell both bring food outside, where Jeff is (still on Have Not, due to an unseen on TV penalty day)

Kevin DR's that they're eulogizing him like he died, not evicted! This is redonkulous! He rattles of Jessie's faults.... and Kevin is making faces....

Ickies digging a deeper hole with this display, since it was their first reall ally gone...... (I guess Ronnie doesn't count.)

40 minutes in and still no nomintions. They've just finished the luxury comp.

The widows sniffing symphony in memory of Jesse was hilarious.

We are getting the beautification of Saint Jessie right now.

Kevin snarking about it.

Backyard crew wondering why no one noticed they were sad when their friends went home?

But they can't have feelings, they aren't members of the cult of Saint Jessie.

LAST EDITED ON 08-16-09 AT 08:48 PM (EST)

Remeber the A.S.S. finale when they showed Erica everything Boogie said about her? Please let them show Natalie her own dilusions at this finale.

From your fingers to the editor's ears.

Only smart thing Kevin has said the whole game.

Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie

Just before the break, Michele threw out the idea that she wants Chima gone! Both Russell and Jeff celebrate by that announcement!

LAST EDITED ON 08-16-09 AT 08:48 PM (EST)

LOL.

LAST EDITED ON 08-16-09 AT 08:53 PM (EST)

Michelle even told Chima straight up that she will not like the nominations but 10 minutes left and still no ceremony. I don't think we'll see Chime leave in this episode... unless they make it just as a footnote at the end of the episode.
Maybe it will be:
Credits rolling and
After this nomination, Chima had to be removed from the game

Maybe it was something Chima ate. Too funny.

{boring professorial monotone}
Gee, do you think Natalie and Chima could care less.

I'm shocked they didn't just go down the slide and sit in the paint for the entire competition. {/monotone}

That would've been more effective.....

Kevin wants Jordan to not use her hands for the food, but then Jordan was double dipping.

LAST EDITED ON 08-16-09 AT 08:56 PM (EST)

Teams pair up for this competition:

Jeff/Jordan
Michele/Russell
Natalie/Chima
Lydia/Kevin

Each team pair must WORK TOGETHER to earn food for the house!

Slide down the slide, and put a pair of "Chaoserrolles" that have the ingrediensts that match the day of the week/Luxury

They're b/c during the competition and Chima/Natalie are putzing around during the competition..... and arguing and sniping the whole time!

Let's tally up the results!

Monday's a slop day!
Food for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday!

They won the BBQ Grill! No cold showers for the week!

No steak and lobster dinner for you!

At the end, BB speaks: "Tune in Tuesday as one player self-destructs and has to be removed from the game."

Arkie is right, unicorns are evil.

But Dae Yum Yum goes well with Dae Nut Nut

Lydia tells about her stuffed unicorn, Dae Yum Yum...... a magical unicorn.

But is it the eviction unicorn?

Since Jessie didn't carry it out with him...... Dunno.

The eviction unicorn would have been a lot less random if we'd known Jessie's sock puppet had to bring hers with her to the house.

Key Order:

Jordan
Jeff
Russell (Chima bomb about to explode!)
Kevin
Lydia

Natalie and Chima are nominated, Lydia's in shock that she got her key!

Chima DR is Scorched Earth!

So, the legal team won't come in on weekends to review the edits to make sure CBS comes out smelling like a rose?

Good to know.

Can't wait for Tuesday to see Chima go kicking and screaming! I have been so sick of her rantings and ravings! And it is great to see Nat being humbled.

Most, if not all of Tuesday: Chima's self-destruction and subsequent departure.

HoH: Maybe Tuesday, possibly Thursday.

Rest of the stuff? Throughout the episode to fulfill the original "Week In An Hour" promise....... (it just happens that most of it will be pre-recorded, that's all......)

BB isn't stupid. They know they have stumbled onto ratings gold this week and will milk it for all it is worth. Up to now I was one of those that only followed the show on forums, rarely watching it until this week. I even stayed up to watch BBAD (until 15 minutes of Jeff eating put me to sleep faster than an Ambien). I'm also betting they have had a huge jump in live feed subscribers.

What do you think are the chances they will send Chima a thank you card?

with a courtesy copy of this season on DVD.

http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID34/1298.shtml#123

Here's how to do that. This show probably won't even address it. Focus it on the noms, which went on for a long time and probably included a good Chima rant. There's plenty of footage of the Bitter Trio coven trashing Jeff & Russell's stuff, calling Russell a terrorist, etc. In the meantime, we can have Michele talk about how sorry she is and how this is the worst thing she'd done on the show. So end this show with the noms, while making Chima look like a nut.

Then start the next episode out with the mike toss into the Jacuzzi and Chima's quit. You don't need to show Alison, but you'd show Jeff explaining to Jordan about Chima's rape, with Jordan's sympathetic reaction, etc. That all takes up about half of the next episode.

So far, so good.

Cucumbers & Carp
Mince Meat & Marshmallows
Churros & Chitlins

But do they get have to sling their own chitlins?

"Cucumbers & Carp
Mince Meat & Marshmallows
Churros & Chitlins "

The food choice combos in BB11 are really amusing. BB producers may be a sadistic lot, but they do have a sense of humor.

Hopefully it will be worth the popcorn.

Refusing to go to the DR, her threats that caused the previous eviction show to be pre-taped, obstructing cameras, tossing the microphone into the hot tub, etc. etc. etc. etc..........

LAST EDITED ON 08-18-09 AT 09:14 PM (EST)

Allison's voice is heard instead of the BB voice calling her to the diary room.

ETA and I think we are past the entire swearing count of HK's episode tonight already.

HEHEHEHE! Guess Allison and company got tired of sh*t! They just marched her out of the house.

RIP CHIMAPET!

Allison Grodner's voice convinces Chima to go to the DR, where she gets escorted out the DR's side door! Is she gone already? Will they not show the "house meeting"?

She goes in, drink in hand, while Lydiot is telling her to get it over with so she can win the POV tomorrow.

Inside the DR, we see Chima walking in, and someone behind her says "no need to sit down, just go out that way." And she is, quite literally, escorted out.

Should we trust this editing?

It was Allison's voice who told her to not sit down, but I'm not sure if Allison was the one who escorted her out......

At first, the remaining members of the Widows Godderz coven were talking about Chima quitting. But last night Jordumb asked them why Chima got evicted, and they explained it to her (as part of their "be-nice-to-Jeff-and-Jordumb" campaign that Kevin is convinced will save them, or at least himself).

So I think this is exactly what happened.

Should we trust this editing?

Did you just ask the silliest question of the year?

I'm always hankerin' for a spankerin'.

I dunno, we may not see the producers going in the house to talk to everyone en masse.

I think they usually don't show that, but I didn't see the other evictions and I've seen the tape from 9/11, but don't remember how they showed that either on the feeds or the show.

Allison Grodner calls a house meeting over the speakers stating that due to the microphone splashdown, and multiple other violations, Chima's been expelled from the house.

Notice on how that will affect nominations will be in next day.

LAST EDITED ON 08-18-09 AT 09:21 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 08-18-09 AT 09:20 PM (EST)

Okay, AG calls them to LR for meeting.

She announces that Chima willfully destroyed property and needed to be expelled. You can pack her stuff.

So, no house meeting with Chima present, begging to be let out.

Poor Kevin can't save any of the widows from themselves.

ETA: Have I ever mentioned how much I hate Gnat?

ETA again: Gnat wants "vindiction." I hate her even more.

OMG! Gnat goes off on Michelle blaming her for chima leaving! WTF...IT IS A F*CKING GAME! Idiots abound.

Boy, some people are really bad winners AND bad losers!

And you know if it was one of the not-her people that got screwed by the CDE twist gNat would be rubbing it in everyone's face and strutting around like crazy.

gNat freaking out and only staying to be vindictive.

Lydia tries to get them focused on the positive and gNat makes her the bad person for not being in full destroy everything mode.

gNat, every season several people get screwed over by the twists. Part of the game is riding that through and still making it to the end. No reality TV show allows someone to just be the one in control the whole time without anything that could get in there way. If that is what you signed up for, well you are misguided.

...what?

She didn't read the rule book that said on every single page that Chima cannot be nominated.

It is right above Chima is exempt from all the rules.

That's been their theme with Jeff and Jordan now that they concocted the LML (last-minute lie): all of our bad behavior toward you was because we were so mad at Michele. Chima wanted to kill Michele. She just couldn't restrain herself any longer. Boot Michele. Michele is the devil in drag. Etc.

The last one to rip them off and toss them in the bonfire is Head of Household.

Plucking your eyes out will eliminate you from the game.

That couch scene made it easier to see how Natalie gets away with her age lie. She moves like a sullen teenager.

Did Chima's exit force the producers to reveal more behind-the-scenes aspects than we've ever had on the air before? Glimpses at practice footage are rare, hearing the voice of the house uncommon, and the microphone packs may have made their first publicly-acknowledged appearance.

And no fault to AyaK and the rest of the BBAD crew: that tossing movement was so casual and natural, it wouldn't stand out on first glance.

It really didn't, and I was just about half-asleep anyway. I didn't start paying attention until Kevin got her the replacement backback and her first words into it were an obscene comment about production.

I agree, though -- this is the most they've ever shown of the rats in the walls.

Since one of Michele's nominees has been evicted, due to a rules violation, her duties as HoH are officially over.

Due to that, Natalie can sit on a regular couch.

HoH competition will be upcoming, Michele will not play in the game, will host the game (that was originally meant for the POV.....

Curve around the snail to get a hole in one, the lowest possible score. Failure will get a piece of the windmill which has varying points on it.........

Prizes will be awarded to the person who has the highest score in the round. One of the prizes is the HoH (symbolic) key!

Winners of later rounds can take new prizes or steal a prize from someone else.

Lydia's eliminated in the first round, she gets the HoH key. Russell, Jeff, Kevin all used the banking for holes in one in both the first and second rounds.....

Lydia immediately starts drinking champagne.....

Natalie's eliminated second, Hawaiian vacation......

Russell's eliminated third, phone call from home. Trades it for the Hawaiian Vacation. Russell starts drinking at a seperate table..... Russell wanted the vacation for his parents, not to give Natalie the phone call.....

Kevin's eliminated 4th. His prize is $5,000, which he keeps.

Final round: Jordan vs. Jeff! Jeff asks if Jordan wants HoH or not? Jordan wanted the HoH, so he purposely tanks the shot.

Jeff's prize is spa package, he trades it for the Hawaii trip.

Jordan's prize is Captain Unitard outfit! She trades it for Lydia's HoH key to become the new HoH!

LAST EDITED ON 08-18-09 AT 09:51 PM (EST)

>Russell's eliminated third, phone call from
>home. Trades it for
>the Hawaiian Vacation. Russell
>starts drinking at a seperate
>table..... Russell wanted the vacation
>for his parents, not to
>give Natalie the phone call.....

Ok did anyone else think this was ultra rude? Russell has to be one of the nastiest most paranoid people ever. They may think that we are good friends?! What?! You took an all expense paid vacay and gave her a phone call and that makes you friends?! I liked Jesse, but I never loved Nat and I felt pretty bad for her at that moment. That was tacky and classless.

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Well Nat was going on and on about how giving her the phone call was the only thing she ever wanted from anyone.

I'd be telling everyone I am a selfish jerk and just wanted to steal the vacation away from her.

That was the exact reason that Russell gave the DR: He acted like a selfish jerk so that it didn't appear that he was being nice to Natalie.........

Ok did anyone else think this was ultra rude?

It was rude, but I still found it hilarious. Natalie was totally faking those tears, hoping to get sympathy so that no one would steal her prize and if they did you can bet she would have acted liked they had murdered her father instead of just depriving her of a 5 minute phone call. After all the crap she's pulled, I have no sympathy for her whatsoever and I enjoyed Russell slapping her down.

Notice Lydiot downing the champagne and orange juice, which leads to later schlurring.

I want one of those magic pitchers.

I swear Lydiot kept downing drink after drink and the pitcher stayed full.

That's because the pitcher only contained orange juice. Lydia's drinks consisted of champagne from the bottles we saw her uncorking, with maybe a thimble full of OJ.

... drinks that use alcohol for mix like the Black Russian: a shot of Kahlua with vodka for mix.

Now we have Lydia's MimHOsa: A shot of orange juice with champagne for mix.

Why is it the ickiest nastiest people who think they are the good ones and everyone else is evil?

Well, these two are getting close to the nerd herd...close.

Lydiot has to be the oldest tween I have ever seen. Gnat is young but almost as bad.

Perhaps because they project their own nastiness onto others.

It's not only on BB.

(It did however remind me of Ben on Lost who said: "We are the good guys")

Muaaahahahahahahahaa ROWR!!

I am snot shlurring my words!