For the Chenbot to close the Evil Box. Don't fret, Boxie! You didn't fail to disappoint (and give me stomach cramps). Then again, I could have just had a glass of sour milk. What was I thinking?

Goodbye, Cootercard© maybe I'll resurrect you next Summer.
Goodbye, Foonerchip© I was just suffering from a lack of enthusiasm.
Goodbye, Don Julio Silver Tequila. I don't actually remember much..

Booger and Erika? *drains bottle*

Most horribly, I forsee an endless chain of these dreadful "smileys." Why the devil would they call them that?
*Sympathy for HD*