...one of you will say goodbye to love's golden glow and feel the frozen icicle of rejection.
Hey kids, let's make up our own Rejection Ceremony intros! C'mon, who's with me here? 
LAST EDITED ON 08-12-04 AT 08:51 AM (EST)One of my favorite things this season was the "Love" speech at the beginning of each eviction ceremony. I went back through TiVo and compiled this list for you all. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
Jeff
P.S. Please pardon the typos
---------------------EPISODE ONE
Can anyone smell that? It’s the infectious scent of love. However, that bouquet is about to change from the sweet aroma of affection to the foul stench of a breakup.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be pulled off of its sweet teat of acceptance, only to sample the bitter after-taste of rejection.
EPISODE TWO
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will have to let go of loves warm bosom and cleave to rejections cold shoulder.
EPISODE THREE
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be thrown from loves luxury limo into rejections beat up old hoopty.
EPISODE FOUR
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you is about to leave loves luxury hi-rise and be cast off into rejections government assisted ghetto.
EPISODE FIVE
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be cut off from loves rich caviar and force fed rejections week old cod.
EPISODE SIX
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be stripped of loves Versace evening gown and instead draped in rejections ill fitting mu-mu.
EPISODE SEVEN
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be giving up your seat in loves luxurious first class section and, instead, be cast out into rejections middle seat in coach.
EPISODE EIGHT
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, two of you will have to say goodbye to loves gentle harp and hello to rejections out of tune banjo.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be leaving loves brand named goodness and heading off outside to join Cammy in rejections generic wasteland.
EPISODE NINE
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, some of you may be forced out of line at loves all you can eat smorgasbord, only to feast on rejections cold, canned Beanie-Weenies.
LAST EDITED ON 08-12-04 AT 02:05 AM (EST)...one of you will say goodbye to love's golden glow and feel the frozen icicle of rejection.
Hey kids, let's make up our own Rejection Ceremony intros! C'mon, who's with me here?
Love: Webster defines it as "strong affection for another" but also as a "tennis score of zero" Tonight one of you will advance out on to the court of affection, trying to serve your best game and desperately trying not to fault. But someone will be aced. And sent back home humiliated. That their seed, in the end, didn't mean a thing. Game...set...match. <---a play off of his "check and mate" reference to Bryce.
Here's a few I just made up.Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will trade in love's 100 year old conyak for rejection's home made moonshine.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will trade in love's brand new Porche for rejections 76 Pinto.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will trade in love's live symphony orchestra for rejections eight track tape.
My favorite line from the show was:
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will trade in love's gentle harp for rejections out of tune banjo.
LAST EDITED ON 08-13-04 AT 04:58 AM (EST)>Here's a few I just made
>up.
>
>Love – It’s why we’re all
>here. But tonight, one of
>you will trade in love's
>100 year old cognac for
>rejection's home made moonshine.
>
>Love – It’s why we’re all
>here. But tonight, one of
>you will trade in love's
>brand new Porche for rejection's
>'76 Pinto.
>
>Love – It’s why we’re all
>here. But tonight, one of
>you will trade in love's
>live symphony orchestra for rejection's
>eight track tape.
>
>My favorite line from the show
>was:
>Love – It’s why we’re all
>here. But tonight, two of
>you will trade in love's
>gentle harp for rejection's out
>of tune banjo.Good ones, and welcome to the posting side.
LAST EDITED ON 08-12-04 AT 09:06 AM (EST)Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will have loves Williams-Sonoma charge card revoked, only to have it replaced with rejections $25 gift certificate to Wal-Mart.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will total loves Porsche 911 and be forced to ride around in rejections Yugo.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will lose your reservations at loves Hyatt Regency, only to find shelter at rejections Motel 6.
LAST EDITED ON 08-13-04 AT 03:50 AM (EST)Ah, Jeffery, my boy, those are great. Now, here's some more of mine.
"Love. It's why we're all here. But tonight..."
...one of you will have to be thrown out of love's Ritz-Carlton Penthouse and taking up room and board in rejection's dormatory hostel.
...one of you will be losing the boarding pass to "The Love Boat" and sail off into the sunrise on rejection's dinghy.
...one of you will have their love license suddenly expire, and be sent into the waiting line of rejection's DMV.
*giggle* I got a big kick out of these too.I am also enjoying the "new" ones from all you guys.
Deonna
Hey, Deonna, thanks for the props. It's nice to hear from the peeps on our made-up speeches that Ralph-as-Derek would have loved to use, no pun intended whatsoever. If you wanna make a few up for us here, my love, please don't hesitate to do so.
Thank you! I was wondering if there was a list of these somewhere.Every one a gem, but this one may be my favorite.
e – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be stripped of loves Versace evening gown and instead draped in rejections ill fitting mu-mu.
My favorites were:...one of you will be stripped of loves Versace evening gown and instead draped in rejections ill fitting mu-mu.
...one of you will be giving up your seat in loves luxurious first class section and, instead, be cast out into rejections middle seat in coach.
and
...some of you may be forced out of line at loves all you can eat smorgasbord, only to feast on rejections cold, canned Beanie-Weenies.
I liked the beat-up hoopty (jalopy).
one of you will be escorted off of loves stroll on Rodeo Drive and forced into the Big Lots bargain basement of rejection.one of you will be flushed from the Evian spring of eternal romance to become another floater in the fetid septic system of lonliness.
OH MY HECK Buggy...You got a mention on the show!
Don't think my phone didn't ring with True LOLing at my expense when Mr. Newcastle mentioned my favorite attire.It is my favorite.
( Umm you meant the mu mu and not the beanie weenies, right?)
Hey Esbea! One of these days I am going to send you an email telling you how much I think you ROCK! Oh wait, nevermind.
the mu mu. I try to forget about the beanie weenie thing. But true keeps reminding me.
I think it was my turn to email you telling you how much I think YOU rock, but, unfortunately, I got caught up in bad gestalt.
I think it is always funny to say " Beanie Weenie", in any context. It's just funny!
Nah, you don't need to tell me a thing. No turns, I don't keep score. We good, always good
tonight one of you will be fired from love's hand-picked employment as an apprentice in Tump Tower and go back to your sad lives of rejection working for the man.
That's pretty funny!
Thanks stahr, and welcome! Nice to have you!
Hmmmm, didn't I hear "working for the man" in "Joe Schmo 1"?
LAST EDITED ON 08-13-04 AT 08:58 PM (EST)...tonight one of you will be ejected from love's coveted primetime high nielsen rating slot and cast headlong into rejections wee hours slot following professional wrestling.
LAST EDITED ON 08-13-04 AT 02:11 AM (EST)...one of you will strike out with the bases loaded and two out trailing by three runs in the bottom of the ninth inning of love's baseball game and be forced against your will to take a cold shower of rejection.
...one of you will be thrown by love from the shelf of top-notch groceries into the day-old deep discount bin of rejection.
...one of you will be arrested by the police department of love and get thrown into the lonely jail cell known as rejection.
...one of you will be walking off the plank of love's pirate ship into the cold, shark-infested waters of rejection.
...one of you will be forced out of the big city of love and move to the backwater town named rejection.
...one of you will be kicked out of love's household and live in rejection's dog house.
Is there anyone else out there with us who can make these things up, hmmmm?
LAST EDITED ON 08-16-04 AT 02:18 AM (EST)Good ones, Esbea! I'm ROTFLMMFAO!
LAST EDITED ON 08-13-04 AT 02:20 AM (EST)Yes, but
How about at the end when they had to choose their suitor, but
they weren't sure if it was going to be Tim and Amanda, but
they both kept going on and on, but
it was a good parody, but
the editing was especially good, but
it was fun to watch the rapid camera changes, but
Tim was probably about to punch Piper for saying buttoo much, but
I doubt it, because then he wouldn't have gotten the money, but
I was pleased with the ending overall, but
they had to bump their budget up by 100k because of Ingrid --- loved it.
This ought to be in the "BUT..." thread, BUT...Will some one put this there, please?
Ahh, posting – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be have to let go of the NozenNuggets thread and be banished to the but thread instead.. but wait..but wait.. wait..
LAST EDITED ON 08-16-04 AT 02:23 AM (EST)I'll never understand, BUT... I can see this being in the "BUT" thread, BUT... I just can't take this anymore, BUT... SOMEONE HELP ME!!! :-o
Great list, Jeff. This show had me *snorting* with laughter and my favorite part was Ralph's eviction speeches.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be leaving loves brand named goodness and heading off outside to join Cammy in rejections generic wasteland.
Love – It’s why we’re all here. But tonight, one of you will be exchanging the wonderful butterflies in the stomach one gets from feasting on love's ambrosia for the violent diarrhea contracted from rejection's steam table buffet.
LAST EDITED ON 08-16-04 AT 02:21 AM (EST)ROTFLMMFAO!
BTW, if anyone in the future has one of those wonderfully proseful introductions to make up for the Rejection Ceremonies, please submit them to:
http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID55/264.shtml
Thanks.
Thank you for putting these together, and posting them. These lines were a big highlight of the show.
yeah, well, my butt launched a thousand tug boats just yesterday. --Executive Princess Pooh
My pleasure, everyone. It was one of the things I looked forward to each week, and I KNEW I couldn't be the only one...
