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"Be the All-sTAR, Eps 7&8"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-02-07, 00:16 AM (EST)
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"Be the All-sTAR, Eps 7&8" |
Hello all and welcome to the end of Leg 8. We had to pull out a whole new bag of tricks for this season of the Race. Who knew we'd get so many Racers so far behind? Good thing we fixed everything so that the teams would be a little closer together. *whew* It sucks having to stay up for days at a time. And? I have to be at the next Pit Stop ahead of the first team. I have to fly on regular planes like everyone else, you know. It's not like CBS will even spring for first class for me, let alone a private plane.Anyway. Hey, how about that *bong* sound we play whenever we want to point out that something funny has occurred or will shortly occur? We don't want our viewers to miss an amusing moment. Uchenna and Joyce, if memory serves, you needed a FF to come in first in your season, too. But then you came in first when it counted, I guess. Oswald and Danny, way to break a piano. What *have* you two been talking about for 13 years if Ozzie didn't know Danny played? Dustin and Kandice, first in the 7th leg and 3rd this time. How did you feel knowing that some teams hadn't even checked in when you were leaving? Charla and Mirna, it seems that Polish people hate you. Also, I will never eat kielbasa again. Or lead a horse wearing an authentic suit of armour. Eric and Danielle, nice bickering. Eric says that Danielle and Dani were just screwing around during their season. Danielle says she doesn't know why Jeremy didn't kill Eric. You guys have no repect for each other. It's really sad. Joe and Bill, you're the last team to arrive. Again. I'm sorry, guys, that's it for you. But at least you weren't 19 hours behind this time, right? Now go p!ss off the Festers in Sequesterville. Administrative Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread. New posters are welcome! All the Racers are taken. Anyone may post as a sound person or cameraman or taxi driver. Or hey, be creative! Post as a horse or a piano tuner. Jump on in and play with us!
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Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-02-07, 06:54 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 04-02-07 AT 06:55 AM (EST)What a touching experience going to Auschwitz. It was refreshing that we weren't expected to run around doing tasks and otherwise be disrespectful. Mmm, kielbasa. Charla and Mirna, I would like to congratulate the two of you on your supportive teamwork, which you displayed so well at the sausage-eating task. Phil, nice job with the odd number of teams on the first bus and the Intersection following right afterwards. Having a taxi driver get lost cost us 4 hours. Sheesh. It's hard to maintain an upbeat, cheerful attitude when faced with that sort of carp.
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-02-07, 01:59 PM (EST)
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Before the fun stuff; let me take a moment to echo earlier sentiments thanking EPBvM for having the class not to desecrate Auschwitz with some kind of inane task. It was very moving to see the effect it had on all of the racers.~ Mole Welcome to Poland! Proud home of two-foot kielbasas, single-minded horses and lost taxi drivers!
Uchenna and Joyce and Danny and Oswald Congratulations on the great leg. Good thing you all know how to count! And Danny and Oswald, you sure are nice to those millionaires! Dustin and Kandice Surprise! You managed to find Poland after all! Who'd a thunk it, too -- a couple of Beauty Queens being able to down all that kielbasa. But why didn't you teach Schmirna a more -- shall we say -- lady-like way of filling that bucket? Hey Phil, while we've got some dead time, I thought I'd mention something. I heard that there was some other team in the race. A couple of gals that really like the locals -- they treat them with the greatest respect and are just soooo lovey-dovey. I wonder where they are? All I see now is this horse wandering around on his own -- and the stench of spewed kielbasa. Eric and Danielle Great job beating out the Guidos in that final leg. Now let me give you a wee bit of sage Polish advice -- don't be idjits to each other. You're a team. You need each other. Otherwise, you'll be off to see Romber, the Festers and Team Kentucky in Sequesterville (but I hear they've got some extra kielbasa on the menu). Joe and Bill Well, it was a fun race while it lasted. At least we got to see a real Knight in Shining Armor get a peck on the cheek. Somehow I doubt that is in the original Book of Chivalry. Enjoy the rest of the race in Sequesterville, guys. Andy, you still owe me 14 minutes -
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beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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04-02-07, 07:40 PM (EST)
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$2.00 dollars for coffe is way to much money to spend on the race. We need to perseve the money as much as you can on this part of the leg.
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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04-03-07, 10:08 AM (EST)
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Has anyone seen my cousin? Maybe the horse ate her. Or she got sick from eating all of that dirt. Oh, how I laughed when she was face-down with thirty pounds of armor on her. I laughed hard and long, my friends. She is a clown and I keep her around for my amusement. Do not hate me - you find her amusing too, no?However, I am not letting her doing any more eating challenges. It is difficult enough to smell her regular funk. But once she throws up, her breath smells like Ian and Terri's used paper drawers after they have spent a week in an aeroporto. Polish people do hate us - and for no good reason. Everyone demands that their drivers know where to go and tells their drivers to go fast. Why must we be laughed at and have doors slammed in our face? They are not beautiful people like me. No wonder they keep getten beaten by the Russians and the Germans. I would wish them death and humiliation, but Auschwitz kind of fills that gap. Charla would have just done better with the horse if she had hung off of the reigns like a tassle. Dumbass couldn't even get the horse to go straight. Who knows, maybe she had a gay horse.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-03-07, 04:39 PM (EST)
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Have we met?I think I'll just stand over here for a while. Twenty-one feet away. Gee, look at those time penalties piling up. Bruck? I'd like to swap out for Colin now. My cousin is broken. Guess what, Mirna? If I'm here just to be yelled at, then maybe being yelled at isn't worth half a million dollars. I'm sure I can slow down at a crucial moment, or stay a little bit too far away for just a minute too long, or -- anything, really. Maybe I'll just wear this stupid armor for the rest of the course. (I have knees. The armor doesn't. And what happened to the legendary steak-eating horses of Poland, anyway? Maybe the sausage just wasn't good enough for them...) I have been hauling mannikins, eating twice my stomach capacity in sausage and then throwing up to make room for more, trying to tune pianos with someone who thinks the test wedge is for dusting with (and if you've ever seen her apartment, you'd know 'dusting' isn't in her vocabulary. She barely has a handle on 'Dustin') and for what? To get yelled at. Endlessly. No wonder the Poles wouldn't help us. They probably heard the echoes before we ever got there. I hated Lance & Marshall's letter. It was hateful, full of spite, and flooded with leftover loathing from a pair of quitters. But maybe there was a lesson in it. Maybe spiteful quitting is actually the way to go. I think I'll take a nap. Wake me up five hours after we're scheduled to leave.
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