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"Be the All-sTAR 11.3"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-05-07, 00:52 AM (EST)
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"Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
Welcome to Playa Petrohué! This was a fun leg to watch. Who knew so many people were fishophobic? And nearly all of you got lost on the way to the Detour! Rob and Amber, you're team #1! Again. Calm down, Amber Yes, it is very exciting, I'm sure. I don't know why you each need a home gym, but here you go. Did CBS buy you a house big enough to put those in? Uchenna and Joyce, you're second. This is your highest finish yet! You'd think that the only winning team on All-Stars would be a bit more competitive... Eric and Danielle: I think Eric was a bit embarrassed at the Roadblock. Of course, he was also a bit embarrassing. Dustin and Kandice: You're Team #4. Twice! Did you like how I didn't even tell you which clue you missed? That's my pokerface. I don't give anything away. Oswald and Danny: Oswald, are you going to nag Danny about the cardio in every single leg? Teri and Ian: I could mock you for allying with the Beauty Queens - who, despite bragging in their season about their superior map-reading skills, got horribly lost this leg - but I'm just so impressed that Teri would say that getting tossed out of the raft was "exciting". Good job. Joe and Bill: Hi. I think you guys were in the final three in your season. Did we not have clues back then? I'm sure we did. It's a good idea to read the clues. They're there for a reason. Now you had to say that Charla and Mirna were a "godsend". Yack. Charla and Mirna: You guys are like sandpaper. Is there anyone you aren't going to tick off by the end of the next leg? 'Cause you haven't placed higher than 8th yet, so I'm thinking that might be the end of you. David and Mary, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race. It's a big surprise that you lasted as long as you did without the Chos *cut to shot of Chos*. Good luck on whatever talk show invites you. Administrative Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread. New posters are welcome! All the Racers are taken. Anyone may post as a sound person or cameraman or taxi driver. Or hey, be creative! Post as Charla and Mirna's bewildered local or one of the flounder. Jump on in and play with us! bystander has PMed me to say that he may not be able to complete his duties as Dustin. If you would like to be Dustin, please respond to this thread. First come, first served.
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BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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03-05-07, 08:51 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-07 AT 08:52 AM (EST)"Who are you and why are you putting your boobs on me???" -- the fish in Danielle's tank "Beauty Queens, over here. Psst. Over here. Yoo hoo! I guess they're never gonna get a clue." -- the La Maquina clue box (I seem to be taking on the objects. And in this case, an animal. It's kinda fun.) Lori
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-05-07, 04:10 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-07 AT 06:39 PM (EST)Great move blocking Eric and Danielle, sweetie. The Crafty Guidos are BACK! And I AM the Fish Whisperer! You need to do something to look less psycho. Ehhh, on second thought, no you don't. Did you ever imagine we'd have to be grateful for the Schmirnas? And they didn't want us to "screw with them"? Bwahahahahahaha! Let's just chalk it up to our guile, ok? And remind me to stop for some Petrohue. Is that anything like Chardonnay? ETA: You sure that bill wasn't for Uchenna and Joyce? And remember: Rob is not Jesus!
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bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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03-05-07, 11:01 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-07 AT 11:02 AM (EST)Oh Kandi, you're too funny. We know how to read. Plus, we're too beautiful to be philiminated yet. Did you see how Phil stopped the space-time continuum so we can go back and get that clue that we missed. Yeah, he realized we were clueless and let us have a second chance. What a guy. Phil...come over here and let me give you a hug! Oh and Myrna?....don't look now but you've got some mangey looking little mutt following you around.....You should really keep THAT on a leash before it bites someone. So...there really wasn't a detour this time?
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azkate 240 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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03-05-07, 11:59 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
Ayudeme!!! Ayudeme!!!Por favor senorita? I am not a car seat. Por favor get off my lap por favor? The kidnapped taxi driver another tribe work of art
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-05-07, 09:54 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
We left in 7th place but came in this leg in 6th. OK, do we have enough legs left to win this if we move up ONE each time? That Mirna tried to get right in my face. I gues I told her NOT to talk to MY PERSON when he was helping me! Ian handled it so well; he'a just a champ you know. Fish! Stinky fish!! I gotta say I did GOOD. Those things were slippery as all get out. Did the RBlock say we had to move all 80 fish in order to read the clue? Joe/Bill, did you have fish still covering part of your clue? I thought I saw some still in there. What's up with that? Did you get them all or not? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! That was fun! Did you see me kerplunk right outta that raft? And the best part was that Ian's stupid ole hat went overboard too! Floated away and away and away down the river. Now that gnome had better NOT find it and return it! If he does,there's something else will be floating down the river! It really was fun and I handled it like a pro. Ian honey, where are you?
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beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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03-05-07, 10:18 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
"USE YOUR BOOBS! USE YOUR BOOBS! DAMN'T DANIELLE USE YOUR BOOBS" What good are they if you can't use them? Geesh. I know if Jeremy was with me he would have used his Boobs. I guess I should of done this one. I think we have the roadblocks switched. Didn't you see the beauty queens using their boobs? Crap even Mirna was screaming but using her boobs as well. Even Terri did as well. You should pay attention. I bet Phil would of used his boobs as well. His Man Boobs, Look David and Uchenna used man boobs. Wow I must really like boobs. Does Danny and Bill ahve man boobs or women boobs. How many times did I say boobs in this post.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-05-07, 11:46 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-07 AT 11:51 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 03-05-07 AT 11:47 AM (EST) ETS: Hang on a minute. Edit again to say: Hmmm...Dustin has posted in this thread. Perhaps I dreamed the whole thing...
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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03-05-07, 02:04 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
Ah, umm, s'cuse me, Mury, but ah think that thur sahgn back thur said were we's supposes ta go... (*gets thwacked in the back of the head by Mary*) Yesire deer, ah'll keep on drivin'...***************************** Gawd, ah hates feesh and wahta. Scareda both of 'em. But we wents white wahta raftin'. We dunn it all - nuff ta last a lifetime. Too bad Mury didn fall in... Ah think we should go on Dr. Pheels show next.
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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03-05-07, 06:42 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
Awww, mah Dave wuz so good with them thar fish, even if he wuz skeered to death of 'em. I wuz so proud. Thet thar white water rafting was skeery, too...Ah just ain't a threels and cheels kind o' lady (thet's why Ah murried mah Davey Boy). Ah want to get on Rachel Ray an' show her how to cook up some of thet there possum stew.
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sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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03-05-07, 02:05 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
Hola Senor y Senorita Rrrrrombaaah. Welcome to St. Pedro de Atacamba. You would like to know if we have internet here? In this little backwater village? What are you, LOCO? Look around you. We have the church and farms. That is it! You think we have the internet here? You are a funny guy! We have no internet here.Got YOU!!! Jajajaja!!! Of course the pre-production crew setup an internet hub here just for you. Come, follow me. Oh Mr Keoghan, <WINK> I think I forgot to paint the entire clue in one of the fish tanks. <WINK>
Our plan to get rid of the Guidos would have worked too if it wasn't for those meddling Shmirnas and thier pet.
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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03-06-07, 09:44 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
There is so much complaining about me going on in these Forums. It is very amusing. People say I whine, but there are people here who cry much more. So I stick up for myself - what is wrong with that? I think we saw big-boobed girl complaing much more than I and no one said a thing about that. You are all just so, so jealous of me because I look gorgeous in my bathing suit. Rob and Amber? We have had enough and we are going to take you down next time. Kentucky people? Good-bye, adios and good riddance. Guidos? Do not screw me. Teri and Ian? I will speak to whoever I want whenever I want. I have a small person with me and she requires special accomodations. She must be able to fit in the overhead bin or we cannot fly on that aeroplano. Thank goodness Drew is no longer in the Race because he threatened to throw her out of the compartment into the aisle of the plane. Beauty Queens? So stupid. We will be the last blondes Racing. Mark my words. I hate you all.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-07-07, 08:31 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.3" |
Oh, you complained. Believe me, we all heard you complain. Parts of Peru were turning around and saying 'Wait, what was that?' But you did stop pretty quickly, and you got the job done. Good call, cuz: careful division of Roadblocks is one of the most crucial things that can keep us in this race. That and having a really weak team behind us that's always a threat to come in last.Oh. Oops. The incident with Teri & Ian -- you've got to let me play the stealth card more often. I was almost behind the counter and I could have punched up our tickets from there! I know you were just trying to create a distraction, but... *sigh* Well, we didn't come in last. And the alternate plan of having you pretend to be Bill & Joe's dog and ride in the baggage area with the rest of the yappers needs a few more legs before we can make it work. Besides, the counter encounter was a natural mistake. You're an estate lawyer. You're used to handling the assets of the recently deceased. How can anyone look at Teri and not believe she passed away on the flight over? She's already got the funeral mask!
I didn't see you using your hair to pin down those fish.
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indy42 135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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03-09-07, 10:05 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Teri in five years." |
Hey David and Mary, welcome to Squesterville.
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beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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03-08-07, 11:00 AM (EST)
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47. "Danielle" |
Danielle get you and your boobs over here now and stop fooling around with Phil and the BQs there not your type. For some Snooky Snook, the horn dog in me needs to get out. I wish Jeremy was here, I would already be over him.
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