LAST EDITED ON 06-24-08 AT 09:26 AM (EST)This proves to be a very weird season, Doriana's kiss of death disco didn't land in the bottom three and I didn't dry heave at Alex da Silva's tango. But, what the heck, let's track the choreographers and see if they taint the dancers with stinky choreography.
Week 1
BOTTOM 3 (tied for first place in choreographic chaos)
Hunter Johnson -- "tango" (even tho' his tango had more tango steps than his "waltz")- Jessica and Will
Mandy Moore -- jazz with Kourtni and Matt. Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. Oh Mandy (crap - now I got Barry Manilow stuck in my head). I will cut you a little slack, because supposedly there was a story line involved and the camera work screwed it up. Guess the crew was out for a smoke break.
Napoleon and Tabitha -- Hip Hop with Rayven and Jamie. Meh. Might have suffered from the dreaded anti-pimp-first-on- the-stage spot.
Surviving the red light (oops, wrong show)
Doriana Sanchez - Disco with Courtney and Gev. WTF!?!
Hunter Johnson - "Waltz" Susie And Marquis
Napeleon and Tabitha -- Hip Hop with Katee and Josh
Tony Meredith -- Cha cha with Chelsea and Chris
Tony Meredith -- Jive with Comfort and Thayne
Mia Michaels -- Contemporary with Chelsie and Mark. Occasionally her stuff works and this one did.
Tyce Dorio -- Broadway with Twitch and Kherigton
Now, last season we decided we should also do the stats since some chorepgraphers might be used more than others. I'm doing it a little differently, the % will be for getting in the bottom 3.
Week 1
Mandy Moore (1/1)100%
Hunter Johnson (1/2) 50%
Napolean and Tabitha (1/2) 50%
The rest
Doriana Sanchez - (0/1) 0%
Tony Meredith (0/2) 0%
Mia Michaels (0/1) 0%
Tyce Dorio (0/1) 0%
Week 2
Appearing for her second time this season, let's give it up for --- Mandy Moore!!!!! - jazz with Thayne and Chelsea. That was an unfortunate mess. The only redeeming quality would be if she swore she had nothing to do with wardrobe.
Lil C Hip hop with Chris & Comfort. Like Nigel said, his granny had more gangsta than Chris.
Alex da Dilva Salsa with Marquis & Susie
And a very special treat for all you Alex da Silva fans (Warning -- I think Dr. Kegel should make sure she medicates herself before watching this one)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X2_UKqciFr8
Surviving the red light
Alex da Silva -- Argentine tango with Mark & Chelsie
Jean- Marc Generaux Foxtrot with Matt and Kourtni
Jean- Marc Generaux Viennese Waltz with Twitch and Kherington
Mandy Moore -- Contemporary with Gev and Courtney. According to Bullzeye she gets her choreo from the Kama Sutra
Tyce Dyrio -- Broadway with Josh and Katee
Cicily & Olisa Hip hop with William & Jessica -- A routine so bland it could be used in a cream of wheat commercial.
Cummulative stats
Bottom 3
We have a winner with MANDY MOORE who is on a streak of 2
The rest tied with 1
Napolean and Tabitha
Hunter Johnson
Alex da Silva
Lil C
Doing the percentages (cummulative)
Week 2
Mandy Moore (2/3)67%
Hunter Johnson (1/2) 50%
Napolean and Tabitha (1/2) 50%
Alex da Silva (1/2) 50%
Lil C(1/1) 100%
The rest
Doriana Sanchez - (0/1) 0%
Tony Meredith (0/2) 0%
Mia Michaels (0/1) 0%
Tyce Dorio (0/2) 0%
Jean-Marc Generaux (0/2) 0%
Cicily and Olisa (0/1) 0%
ETF Major BooBoo. Guess I should have a should go/Will go