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"SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread"
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-20-08, 01:39 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
Boy, Bullzy, you sure are being very helpful today! It's kinda sexy!
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Sagebrush Dan 9824 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-20-08, 02:26 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-20-08 AT 02:28 PM (EST)The Official Book of Qualifications and Guidelines for Being Gay: Volume eight, Chapter 94, Subsection C, Paragraph 12 states: Women's clothing: If the gowns and jewelry are too colorful, they must be made fun of. If the gowns are unflattering, the wearer must be laughed at (See also: "Designers" in Volumes 12 - 19 of the Qualifications and Guidelines). Vomit bags must be provided if a British hostess wears a strapless gown with no visible means of support. Any failure to comply will result in drain blockage in your residence, requiring daily visits from overweight plumbers showing excessive crackage. If a "heterosexual man" tries to block any snickering, guffawing, or vomit bagging, he will be barred from watching or hearing musicals and/or showdances for 17 months. More will be brought to attention as the show goes on. As for hair, that's covered in volumes 20 - 93.
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-20-08, 02:03 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-20-08 AT 02:14 PM (EST)Nigel - lay off the Viagra. PLEASE. You are really embarassing yourself when you talk endlessly how hot someone is rather than their (lack of) dancing ability. Oh and try not to insult millions of Argentians by calling their tango sleazy. (And WTF was that about them dancing with a cigarette in their hands and Jack Daniels?) Alex da Silva. *deep breath* Honey, you are slowly starting down the right path but you still have quite a ways to go before I can forgive some of your past tango routines. What I would love to see is that you learn the proper way to do (and teach) boleos and ganchos so the woman does not look like she will need traction when the dance is over. Oh, and throw in a molinete or two (and to be fair, you may have but the F&$^*ing cameras were doing head shots.) The camera crew --PLEASE - for the love of my liver -- show the entire couple in their entirety dancing. I know you show up for the rehersals, because I've seen clips. I am ballroom biased -- I need to see what their feet are doing, the whole body posture -- you are really ruining it for me. And for the other pieces, every dance has at least two people in it -- I need to see them both. It drives me nuts when parts that are supposed to be synchronized you chose to focussed on one person or his or her head. You may have a part in the Tainted Love being in the bottom 3 last week by screwing up the camera shots so badly noone could follow the story line. Hunter Johnson -- please make sure there is some ballroom in your routines. That is supposedly what you are choreographing. ETA -- Oh and Doriana -- it's 2008. Just sayin'
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-20-08, 05:10 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
I save the drinking for after the performance. Just saying.
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-20-08, 08:08 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
Sorry -- I am delusional and figure Nigel and Alex da Silva hang on my every word Gancho -- the hook. This is usually the move that causes the crowd to gasp because they figure someone is going to get kicked in the cahones BIG time. Boleo Molinete -- the little windmill, usually done by the woman where she make a circle around the man by stepping forward with her leg closest to the man, pivoting 90 degees on that foot and taking a side step, pivoting 180 degrees on the new foot and steeping back and stepping to the side with the other foot. A very fundamental tango move. Boleo - Hard to explain, but here is a decent definition. Throwing or swiveling one leg with the knees locked together, usually one behind the other. A boleo may be done with the toe touching the floor or higher. And may be executed either high or low. Keeping knees together, with one leg in back, swivel on the supporting leg. A high kick where the leg is extended straight back from the knee. In any sudden change of dance direction, the foot's desire to continue the movement is commonly exaggerated into a swinging action, which may be high, low, linear, or circular." http://www.easytango.com/dance/Boleo
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syren 5418 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-20-08, 03:14 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
The female Hip Hop choreographers..."Not you again!" "Please learn how to actually do it first from someone like Shane Sparks, and once you have that down, learn how to teach it properly. Your routines are boring and sometimes a little stupid, and most of the time they just suck." Warcrack, it's not for kids.
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06-20-08, 03:45 PM (EST)
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14. "KAT!!! er, I mean Mandy Moore .... and Nigel and that other creepo" |
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Come on, scared you a little bit Bullzeee, didn't I? 1. Mandy Moore. I would like to lodge a complaint first about Mandy Moore. I have no idea why she's highly touted (or toted BWAHAHAHAHA). Her routines this year have sucked! They made everyone that danced them look stupid and like they can't dance. Didn't see the man against woman thing. Looked interesting, but this year ... you suck!!!!!! 2. Nigel. OMG! What can I say about him? Number one have a HUGE chip on my shoulder because he thought it was alright to get rid of the best dancer ever - BLAKE - because why? I think Blake had it wrong. I think Nigel was jealous of him!!! Then he compliments Kat ad nauseum instead of buying her a decent dress to wear!!!! (quickly adding to compliment her beauty once I feel a tip of a metal poker being shoved into my ribs by Bullzeee - PLEASE PUT THE STICK DOWN!). Oh, and his decisions are just all over the board. And then as someone pointed out last night, he has the nerve to criticize someone as not dancing manly. Oh, and then there was that bit when Katie and Joshua finished their Godspell dance and Nigel had a flashback and said it was like him doing old music hall routines????!!!!!!!! What?!!!!!!!!! And then he tried to demonstrate how it was true and pumped his elbows and did something that looked like a chicken dance?!!!!!! Earth to Nigel: KATIE AND JOSHUA'S ROUTINE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH OLD ENGLISH MUSIC HALL STUFF ANYMORE THAN IT HAD TO DO WITH BURLESQUE. NOW SIT DOWN AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE, YOU OLD FOOL!!!! Now I feel better. Thank you, Snidget. But I'm not done. 3. The costumers on the show. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!!!! Seriously, Chelsea T and her partner looked like something out of Charles Dickens S and M party and NOT a King and his amour. Costumes are supposed to be FLATTERING no matter what they are!!!! And the shoes aren't supposed to be impossible to dance in!!!! Think they sabotaged Sabrina was it last year? First they put her in vinyl boots that didn't bend in the knee and were about 10 inches high. Then they put her in that ridiculous bee outfit with a hat/beret was it? Then they put Kat in .... ooops sorry Bullzee. 5. That short stupid talentless Dan!!!! YOU ARE JEALOUS OF BLAKE AND YOU KNOW IT YOU STUPID LITTLE JERK!!!!!!! Learn how to dance before you think you're a choreographer!!!!! 6. THE STUPID JUDGE WHO AFFILIATED WITH HAIRSPRAY!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, DON'T LET HIM COME BACK TO THE SHOW!!!! PLEASE!!!! I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO HIM, MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE A SERIES OF GOOD THINGS HAPPEN SO HE STAYS AWAY FOREVER OR UNTIL THE RUN OF THE SHOW SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIS STUPID FACE AND HEAR HIS INSIPID COMMENTS OR WATCH HIM DROOL OVER DANNY (TRY TO PICK-UP GOOD-LOOKING YOUNGER GUYS ON YOUR OWN TIME AND LEAVE THE CONTESTANTS ALONE YOU OLD FOOL!!!!) I think I'm done. Where is Wade whathisface? God, I loved him. Please come back!!!!!
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-20-08, 04:04 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: KAT!!! er, I mean Mandy Moore .... and Nigel and that other creepo" |
Cathartic, wasn't it?
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06-20-08, 04:36 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
The Jidges need to quit showing blatant favoritism, and making selection and elimination choices based on who will prop up / be competition for their chosen ones. Not choosing Kelly Baker and Brandon for this competition and having people like Susie and Chris in it is laughable. Keeping Jessica last week over Rayven shows that they're trying to prop up their "chosen one" Will. Keeping Chris over Marquis was inexplicable as well. And as in prior years, I see a favoritism for the Contemporary dancers. They only had 8 out of 20 non-Contemporary, and they've already eliminated 3 of them in the first 2 weeks. And last but not least, BAN DISCO ROUTINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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06-20-08, 05:13 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
Dear Mary - SHUT UP. It's gotten to the point that I don't even listen when Mary talks because she just screeches. Also, you're clearly in your 40s, please stop dressing like you're 23. And please, for all that is holy, stop showing me your cleavage. Isn't this a family show?Nigel - Get a haircut. Stop with the blatant favoritism and just critique the dancing. Mia - Please remember that not everything has to be crunchy organic, and please stop being so hard on the non-contemporary dancers. Shane - I miss you. Please come back. Mandy Moore - You've showed us how good you could be with the table dance last season. Please bring that back to the table. Tyce - Please do more of the contemporary routines. And please simmer down the Broadway routines a little bit. Judges/Producers/Choreographers in general: *Please get rid of disco. NEVER ONCE have you had anything good to say about a single disco routine done on this show, so why do you keep bringing it back? *While you're at it, get rid of krump. You yourselves admit you don't get the difference between it and hip-hop, so why should we? *If you assign a dance, please make sure the choreographer holds to that dance. I loved Twitch & Kherington's routine this week, but we all know that was not a proper Viennese waltz that Jean-Marc choreographed. *Stop slamming the costumes since you know there's nothing the contestants can do about them. Go give the costume department your ranting instead of wasting tv time. Place witty comment here.
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06-20-08, 07:51 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
To: Fox Productions From: Sunny Bunny, couch producerHere are a few choice words about your production value. It Sucks!! A few specifics: Camera Angles. You know, Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly busted their butts getting camera crews to do full body shots so that the audience could see a dancers FEET. Yes! Their feet! They also did this so that the audience could enjoy watching the entire cast doing the choreography they busted their butts to learn! STOP with the weird angles and jumping from dancer to dancer! Yes, her bust line last night was nice, but it was not worth it's own shot before scooting off to do some weird in and out quickly pan. Is it to much to ask that during a group routine we actually get to see the entire group? Flamenco dancing is primarily a study in foot work. Would it be to much to ask that we actually see the mans feet while he performs the dance? Yes, he had a nice chest. Yes your demographic in the studio is pre-adolescent girls who want to scream over his chest. But the rest of us would a) like to see his feet and, b) HEAR his taps! Costume Dept. Have your intern go through your wardrobe vaults. Have them dump anything that looks like it was last seen on Sesame Street, at a low end Vegas floor show, or purchased at a bargain basement costume store. I mean really, a king should look like a king and not a court jester dressed by the blind begger sitting in front of the castle with a cup for a sixpence. And although I know I may have to endure Bullzeyes wrath, would it kill you to dress Kat better? I mean, the woman would look good in sack cloth and ashes because she's beautiful, but must you prove that week after week? Choreographer back stories: Ok, I am as compassionate as the next person, but pulling out the heart strings before the call in session begins smells a bit of "padding" the votes. How the heck do you NOT vote for someone dancing up a dead father or a sick child. Both of those routines were good and could have stood on their own without you pulling an emotional punch at the viewers. To the "Jidges" Ok, we get it. You want a guy to win this season. You ALL went to great lengths to pimp and pump up the guy dancers during your critiques, while focusing on how "hot" the female dancers were. Get a date on your own time, and stop being so flagrant about your favorites. Mia, Mia, Mia. I get that you like using your own lingo. However, If I ever see you on the street, I may be forced to lob a very nice "organically pure" tomato at your head. Cut. It. Out! Mary, Mary, Mary. You're shrieks of orgasmic tamale train pleasure have got to go. I'm sure the husband was deafened years ago, and that Nigel wears earplugs, but the rest of us want to keep the hearing we have left. Nigel. You horndog, stop trying to fill your date book and give ALL the dancers critiques they can use! All three of you, stop stroking the choreographers. We know they are good. We get that. Although, why you are all so enamored with Mandy Moore is still a mystery to me.
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MKitty 2975 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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06-20-08, 10:49 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
Yes, much of this has already been said, but for the sake of my own therapy, I will unload as well...1. Stop telling people they are "definately" in the final four. How do you think that makes the other dancers feel? We have all seen the "sure things" fail and not make it..so shut up already. 2. Yes, Mary, pace your screaming. I don't mind a good Mary scream every once in a while, but you are overdoing it. 3. I miss Wade..damn.....sooooooo much. He is my choreo-hero. 4. Mia, you drive me crazy sometimes. I do respect you, but try to keep your comments to less than 15 minutes..'kay? And, stop telling people not to smile. 5. Wardrobe...yeah, get a grip people! I am tired of the tail feathers already... Thanks....I feel better already. Cat, you are lovely...(sucks up to Bullzeye), but yes, your gangly legs and knobby knees need to be covered every once in a while...
Tribe "Nationed" me...
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bullzeye 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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06-21-08, 03:32 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
This part:Cat, you are lovely...(sucks up to Bullzeye), ...is fine. But this: but yes, your gangly legs and knobby knees need to be covered every once in a while... ....makes me want to cry.
Snidget's to blame!
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-26-08, 12:10 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Napolean & Tabitha" |
they were put there by america's votes not the judges. The judges actually said they thought the bottom 5 were dancing more like top five As for their final decision it was close but I think they made the right decision. I think the deaf kid's group is going to win
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06-26-08, 03:09 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: SYTYCD-4 Jidges and Choreographers Ranting Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-26-08 AT 03:10 PM (EST)Nigel- Shut up you old creep. You used to be one of the most sensible judges and I thought you were funny sometimes. Now you just disgust me. Mary- I used to love you and thought your scream was actually funny. Now? I just want to fast forward through everything you say. Your schtick is worn out and so are you. Go away. Adam Shankman- OMG. STFU. I hate you and never want to see you on the judging panel again. Nigel may take more time than you, but he probably says half the amount of words. Lay off the speed before the show, a-hole. Dan Karaty- PLEASE COME BACK!! You're the only judge I can stand! And you're adorable! And you actually judge the routines instead of spouting off inane comments and shrieking! I love you! Please save me from the other judges!! Cat- I don't think I could love you any more. I feel sorry for you this year, having to put up with the disaster this show has become. You are awesome. Flashy moves by Tribe!
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