After the complete meltdown and commode praying by April, I was really hoping for much more out of Saturday’s show. However, with so many challenges and meetings the times to be snarky and funny were very limited in this episode. As a recap let’s just say Kaysar got voted out Thursday and Janelle won HOH and nominated Jen and Maggie. Tonight’s episode should show us a POV challenge, meeting, eviction and a new HOH. Let’s get to it.Julie (the first lady of SeeBS) appears in front of the BB house dressed all in black. Her hair is a little puffier than Thursday but she just has too much hair for her face. I sit here week after week screaming at the television for her to get her hair thinned! She proceeds to tell us what I basically said in the previous paragraph. We are morphed back to the moments just after Kaysay’s eviction and the nominations. Jennifer and Maggie are upset because Janelle called them b!tches. We are then shown the little segment where Jenn flings the key across the backyard for Janelle to retrieve. Jenn says in a confessional that she was ready to hand the key over but there is only so much one can take. Yeah right…evidently Jenn can’t take much. I wonder what Jenn would think if she were in April’s shoes and had Howie barking in her face every second about how worthless she is (well, Jenn is worthless but that is beside the point). Just shut up and move on! April and Jenn are talking about Janelle and Howie being so happy about winning the HOH and nominations. April says she just wants to slap them for being so happy. Yo bimbo bags…Howie has been in your face for three days barking about how useless you are and you just sit there and don’t say a word. Like you are going to grow a set and smack someone for being happy. You might want to pray to the crapper one more time to see if you can find the guts to do it! Things started to get a little heated with April and Howie again but James moves in and starts acting like he is trying to calm down Howie. James is trying to play both sides here…let’s see how he does. Rachel finally tells Howie to cut it out. She tells him that next week they may not have the power and he won’t be so happy. Howie agrees and does settle down. I know the right thing to do is for Howie to settle down but damn it was funny when he had April not knowing whether to wind her ass or scratch her watch! BB announces that Janelle’s HOH room is ready and she tells everyone to come up and see what she gets. Rachel, Howie and James are the only ones that go to the room. Maggie and her minions stay in the kitchen and refuse to go up. How mature! I guess they are too good to go see the room. April complains that Howie and Janelle are acting childish yet she stoops to their level to maintain the hypocrisy. Makes all the sense in the world. The next little segment had me scratching my head but then I guess most discussions with April have that affect on me. Jenn and April are hiding behind the chairs in the sitting room whispering. April is urinated off because she says Ivette is trying to break-up the group because she is plotting on whom to vote off. Jenn says that she doesn’t trust Maggie either because of the way she has been acting. April says that Ivette is more worried about her self than keeping the friendship together. Um, April my little bug eyed wench. WTF DO YOU WANT HER TO DO? She has to vote off someone! This is a game and Ivette is playing for a million dollars at this point. Does April think Ivette should just sit back and let everyone run over her the way they have April? Sometimes April boggles my mind with her stupidity of not understanding they are there to win money not make friends and live happily ever after. The POV challenge is up next. The challenge is set-up like an ice hockey rink with goals. Each goal has about a seven-foot head in front of it and is a picture of a houseguest. The mouth of the houseguest is the hole that the puck must go through. {Boy BB really has a sense of humor but April’s mouth was life-size.} The timed event will work so that each person gets a hockey stick with a bucket of pucks and must get a puck in each mouth before moving onto the next. The person that gets all pucks through the fastest will win POV. The players: Janelle chooses Howie Jenn chooses April Maggie chooses Ivette Howie goes first and gets a time of 2:41. April is next and gets 2:33. Janelle is next and gets 1:45! Ivette gets close but no cigar with a 1:46. Maggie and Jenn are stopped because the 1:45 expired and they were not completed. Janelle wins POV. James is in the HOH with Howie, Rachel and Janelle. James is telling them that the other side thinks the nominations are personal and not strategic. Janelle shouts, “IT IS PERSONAL!” James goes on to give reasons why he wants to boot Maggie and then get Jenn next. Then James comes up with what I think is a great idea but I wouldn’t have told them about it. He tells them they should use the POV and put-up Ivette that way they (Howie, Rachel and Janelle) know they have James’ vote. Great idea there James but let’s just see if it works. I hadn’t thought of this but it is a great idea to hold Ivette over James’ head because it does seem this is the only person that James trust. The one thing I find dumb in all this is that James was the one that told them. I don’t think it is smart to tell the enemy what your weak point is! Time for the veto ceremony and Janelle tells Maggie and Jenn they now have the floor and try to convince her to veto them. Maggie starts by saying that it would just feel good to know that she wasn’t on the block and would just like to be vetoed. Jenn however says that she has never talked to anyone the way some people talked to others and that things should have never happened the way they did last week. I couldn’t agree with you more toots! If you had followed the plan and evicted James your flabby ass wouldn’t be on the block and you would not be the biggest hypocrite this side of Mars! Janelle says that she has decided to use the POV and she wants to remove Maggie from the block. Janelle hands Maggie the POV and Maggie stands up, rubs her stomach and says, “I feel sick”. {I do too there Magpie! I wanted you gone this week.} Janelle then states, “I choose to evict… oh excuse me…I choose to nominate Ivette!” A brilliant move by Janelle and company as they have assured James’ vote against Jenn because there is no way he would vote to evict Ivette. I love how they take James’ weakness and work it to get out the person they want! *rubs hands with evil smile* After the ceremony, Maggie and her minions meet in the communal bedroom for a little pow wow. James is secretly listening from inside the GR. Ivette is fuming (what is new) that Janelle chose to say evict instead of nominate. Maggie says that she is sorry to the group because now that she has been removed from the block it is for certain that one of the couples will be separated. I have to say that I enjoy watching Maggie and her minions in misery and agony. Is this bad of me? Time for the eviction as this one will be held a little differently than the others. Everyone is sent to the living room to wait while one by one they go to the DR and vote. We will be shown each person voting. Beau votes to evict Jenn Maggie votes to evict Jenn Howie votes to evict Jenn April votes to evict Ivette James votes to evict Jenn Rachel votes to evict Jenn Jenn is given one minute to say goodbye and meet Jules in the studio for an interview. The first thing she tells Julie is that she knew the moment she won HOH that she was going home next week. HUH? Jenn has said for over a week and repeated it 198,098,654 times that when she was in the pressure cooker with Kaysar she didn’t know she would go back on her word (meaning James goes home) and therefore she would be safe this week. Well, one of these two statements is a lie and proves she is the biggest hypocrite of them all. This woman doesn’t even know what the truth is any more! Julie then asks her why Janelle doesn’t like her and Jenn says that it is just a personal thing and had nothing to do with the game. Jenn then goes onto to say that she didn’t really talk to Janelle in the house. Again HUH? Well, if she didn’t talk to Janelle does she think that MAY have something to do with it? As Julie ends the conversation she tells Jenn that she will see her back on finale night and shakes her hand. There is no mention of a sequester house or sequesterville. I so hope there is no sequester house somewhere nice because Maggie and her minions have done nothing but talk about how much fun they are going to have on their paid vacation. Up next is the HOH competition and is another question/answer challenge. There will be 10 questions about the house and if someone answers incorrectly they are out. The person to answer the most questions correctly will win. What colors are the kitchen stools? Beau: Orange and red (correct) How many seas on the map? Ivette: 17 (correct) What are the numbers on the subway? Howie: 17, 46 and 57 (incorrect: Howie eliminated) What color are the squares on the downstairs bathroom door? Ivette: Red and Gray (incorrect: Ivette eliminated) What is the combination to the gym door? Beau: 5, 3 and 4 (correct: Beau has 2) What color is the rug in the gold room? Rachel: White (correct) How many PB&J sandwiches in the first safe? James: 11 (correct) How many safes? Rachel: 1 (incorrect because she beeped in before she heard the entire question of how many safes are the same size) What famous landmark is framed above the desk in the HOH? April: Paris (incorrect: The Eiffel Tower) When did Paris become a famous landmark…oh wait I bet she was talking about Paris Hilton. Isn’t she a landmark? How many key slots are in the nomination box? James: 11 (correct) Tie breaker question between James and Beau. How many puzzle pieces on the wall? Beau: 4 (correct) Beau is the new head of house! Who will be nominated? Who will win POV? Will it be used? Stay tuned. OH.THE.DRAMA. Handcrafted by RollDdice
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