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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-19-05, 06:30 AM (EST) "Big Brother Song Parody Competition." LAST EDITED ON 08-19-05 AT 08:38 AM (EST) In honor of Big Brother playing interesting wake up songs for the hamsters this week. I would like to start Song Parody they should play as wake up songs this week contest. That and I woke up with this song in my head Jenny on the Block by J-Blow Children grow and women are bitching I go lying I go stealing Everyone's got to be word breaking Don't be fooled by the key that I got I'm just, I'm just Jenny on the block Used to have a little, then I had a lot No matter what the vote, I know where I came from (from the HOH!) Don't be fooled by the key that I got I'm just, I'm just Jenny on the block Used to have a little, then I had a lot No matter what the vote, I know where I came from (from the HOH!) I'm down to earth like this Rockin this damn show I've grown up so little I was in control and loving it Banners got me laughing, kid Love my life and my public Put Cappy first Then can't forget to cry on cue To me it's like breathing Don't be fooled by the key that I got I'm just, I'm just Jenny on the block Used to have a little, then I had a lot No matter what the vote, I know where I came from (from the HOH!) Don't be fooled by the key that I got I'm just, I'm just Jenny on the block Used to have a little, then I had a lot No matter what the vote, I know where I came from (from the HOH!) ETF. Spelling and a few words, now that I've had my coffee.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Snidget 08-19-05 1  RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Snidget 08-22-05 2  RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Snidget 08-22-05 3    RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... HistoryDetective 08-22-05 4        RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Snidget 08-23-05 9  A tribute to Jen..... (Hands over c... kingfish 08-22-05 5  RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... RealityMom 08-23-05 6    RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... FishWoman 08-23-05 7        RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Snidget 08-23-05 8            RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Lasann 08-23-05 10                RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... RealityMom 08-23-05 11  A song written for the Maggots. universityofkentuckyrocks 08-25-05 12

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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-19-05, 08:10 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition." bumping up above the locked threads. either that or I'm the only one with bad BB song parodies running through my head.   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-22-05, 07:02 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition." *crickets* *Looks around* Bueller, Bueller... *tap tap tap* Is this mike on???? Man I knew that sometimes I am the only one that finds me funny, but durn I thought someone would say something? *crickets* So how about filling in the blanks BB song Parody? From a well known round. You don't have to come up with a song on your own. It's fun, Really... Just give it a try, you'll like it. Blow blow blow your ___________ _____________________________ Merrily merrily merrily merrily _______________________________ Ok, back to your regularly scheduled *crickets*   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-22-05, 08:22 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition." This started running through my sad sick little mind. For April. I'm not here for the money Not here for it honey I'm not hear for the money So you better treat me right. {If I'm the only one that posts does that mean I win )   Top

HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-22-05, 08:35 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition." I'll try to think of a song parody, Snidget. Sorry nobody else is playing along yet. In the meantime, can I request "Short Dick Man" in honor of Crappy? courtesy of Seana and Syren - thanks gals! journal   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-23-05, 07:41 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition." To ZZ Top's Sharp Dressed Man? Clean slate, new house and they don't know what I'm playing at. No Shirt, Buffed Abs, I don't need a reason why. They come runnin' just as fast as they can coz every girl crazy 'bout a Short Dick Man. Gold Room, HOH Key, I ain't missin'not a single thing. And shaved Head, baseball cap when I've got power, I'm gonna do you in. They come runnin' just as fast as they can coz every girl crazy 'bout a Short Dick Man..   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-22-05, 10:10 PM (EST) 5. "A tribute to Jen..... (Hands over chest please)........" LAST EDITED ON 08-22-05 AT 11:08 PM (EST) You're right Snigs, You would win. You should win anyway, cause that is a brilliant suggestion, revealing with this and your other exceptional parodies a knack for original and very intelligent thinking - par excellance!! Kudos. I think the first line should be Blow, Blow, Blow, your Beau, As a Tribute to Jen. Let's see, Blow, Blow, Blow, your Beau, La de da, the stream, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Jen.................. (I'm afraid the PG nature of this thread is hindering the natural completion of this verse, but if I were to complete it it would have to do with Jen's doing something to the whole team. But I won't complete it. I wouldn't want to offend anyone. But I really want to. But I won't. OK, I'll whistle it. But no one can hear. Shucks.) Thanks, Sniglet. this is way more fun than carping about fishes. Fishes, who, when you think about it, are just innocent bystanders, and do not deserve the dissing they have received recently. Don't Dis The fishes!!!Some fish have feelings too!!!   Top

RealityMom 560 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 08-23-05, 02:52 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition." LAST EDITED ON 08-23-05 AT 02:57 AM (EST) With apologies to the Seven Dwarfs: Heigh HoH*, Heigh HoH Ashlea was the first to go (Whistle) Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH That pair Ivette and Beau (Whistle) Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH The Power of Veto (Whistle) Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH Kaysar twice did go (Whistle) Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH Did Janelle pull a no-no (Whistle) Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH * Here pronounced "Ho" for necessity A Cyggy Siggy   Top

FishWoman 1510 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 08-23-05, 03:10 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition." I am not good at creating parodies, but the *obvious* song choice for Howie would be "Rock You Like a Hurricane."   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-23-05, 07:32 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition." Well a different aspect of Howie in the house. This came to me in the shower, and I am one sad sick puppy. Don't Cha as sung by Beau to Howie. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me (in the shower) Don't cha Howie, dont cha , baby Don't cha wish your girlfriend was bald like me Don't cha wish your girlfriend had a chocolate pee-pee Don't cha, don't cha I know I'm on your mind I know we'll have a good time I'm your foe I'm fun And I'm fine I aint lying Look at me, you ain't blind <2x> See, I know girls hate you (I know girls hate you) I understand (I understand) I saw you on elimindate and though oooh If you were my own man Maybe next tv show (maybe next tv show) Possibly (possibly) Until then, Oh friend you're secret is safe with me (and all the TV and live feed viewing audience) Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me (in the shower) Don't cha Howie, dont cha Don't cha wish your girlfriend was bald like me Don't cha wish your girlfriend had a chocolate pee-pee Don't cha, don't cha   Top

Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 08-23-05, 08:18 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition." LOL   Top

RealityMom 560 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 08-23-05, 10:09 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition." Once you start, it's hard to stop! In the nation, the mighty nation, The viewers had their say. But in the mansion, the BB hamsters Said, "Kaysar, just go away". An H-0-H, a P-O-V, You can watch for 24/7 live BB Oh, the program, This endless program Gotta get a life Julie's the hostess The clueless hostess 'Cause she's Les Moonves's wife! Oh, C-B-S, oh why, oh why? Do I watch TV with an uncritical eye? So, please give me just one more vote, It's time I pushed "Off" on my remote. Though there's much more BB than I need, Thanks all you peeps who update the daily feed! An H-O-H, a P-O-V It's fun to write a parody, So everyone sing along with me... An H-O-H, a P-O-V..... Snidget, you can find some more parodies on the Apprentice Fanatics board- Apprentice: The Musical- Angelfood's thread (page 2)   Top

universityofkentuckyrocks 2575 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 08-25-05, 10:38 PM (EST) 12. "A song written for the Maggots." "We have no more Crappy. We have no more Crappy. Why did we need Crappy. The Maggots weep and be sad all night. Cry. cry, cry Maggots. We Americans don't care." "JBlow and Yapril are such liars. She broke a big promise. Hurricane Howie came town. Howie names Jen JBlow and now we have Yapril who is Busto. Poor Busto cries about her dog b/c Howie was making fun of them. And America sits in laughter." "Ivette whines all night. I need my Crappy. There is no Crappy. Ivette pleads to let Cappy back in. But America sits in laughter and says you suck." "Maggie is doing everything for Crappy. Americaa gets pissed. America starts calling her Maghole or Magpie. Maggie thinks America likes her. America says shut up b!tch." "Beau is invisible. He thinks he's better than Marcellas. I can't think of anymoe about Beau. America calls Beau a Moron." "We have no more Crappy. We have no more Crappy. Why did we need Crappy. The Maggots weep and be sad all night. Cry. cry, cry Maggots. We Americans don't care." UL will always suck in my book   Top

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