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"The Hide The Chen Pregnancy Mystery Card"
ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-27-04, 05:50 PM (EST)
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"The Hide The Chen Pregnancy Mystery Card" |
Okay, I think she's pregnant, even though contemplating tiny baby Chenbots is pretty scary. Is there anything even written on that card she holds directly in front of her tummy, at all times, standing or sitting? I never see her refer to it. I think she's going to need a bigger blank card soon. Maybe it just reminds her to blink occasionally. Still, by the end of the season, if she is, indeed, expecting, and if they are, for whatever reason (perhaps the fact that she has not quite tied that knot with Les yet) not willing to share with us (the fans! how rude!), Julie's going to have to moderate the last episodes of Season 5 from behind one of those Ikea sofas. Maybe they can make up an eating disorder plot line, like they did for Daphne on "Frasier." The order of Banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-27-04, 09:43 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: The Hide The Chen Pregnancy Mystery Card" |
That's Connie Chung that's 50. Julie Chen is is her 30s, I believe. Miscellaneous Ramblings --I don't like her one tiny bit.
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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-31-04, 01:10 AM (EST)
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8. "Chenbot Reproduction" |
Two Thousand years old! Everyone knows that the Chenbot was initially unearthed in Xian (that's Shi-Ann). From bad alliances, and thanks to modern technology, she was only recently able to talk and move her arms. I am continuing to research this, but I believe the hoard of baby ChenBots will still be powered by a wind up spring.
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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-27-04, 09:08 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: The Hide The Chen Pregnancy Mystery Card" |
It's the next Project: DNA twist...guess Julie's baby-daddy. A live DNA test will determine whether it's Les "I'm also sleeping with Mark Burnett" Moonves, Marvin, or Cowboy and Nakomis' Rip van Winkle look-alike dad.Maury "No, my wife's the other Asian chick on TV" Povich will share the results live in front of a studio audience in LA. Fester Julie's guess is on the card.
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SignorVitalis 36 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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08-28-04, 10:57 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: The Hide The Chen Pregnancy Mystery Card" |
Didn't she break a marriage up? Home wrecker!
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strid333 2928 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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08-28-04, 12:12 PM (EST)
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7. "My preciousssssssss" |
I always thought those cue cards were like the ring was to Gollum. But what do I know?
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-31-04, 12:33 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: My preciousssssssss" |
My daugher thinks it says "Jennifer IS NAKOMIS." Because it's easy to get confused.
Perhaps Will could take over the show while she gestates?
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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-15-04, 01:25 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Chentrouble" |
Help! Robot running out of power. D@mn N. Korean batteries! Alert! Robot losing fluid! face thinning, 'Diane' type Leatherface developing. Warning! Appendage Malfunction. Crotchcard no longer centered! Gravity pulling hips wider despite tightly wrapped BotButt cover! Return Bot to OEM for servicing or warranty will be void.
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