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Belle Book 3556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 08-16-09, 07:43 PM (EST) "You're a mean one, Natalie" LAST EDITED ON 08-17-09 AT 08:57 AM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 08-16-09 AT 07:44 PM (EST) I've come up with a parody of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch," only the mean one is Natalie. I got the original lyrics off of the Dr. Seuss Web Page. Read the parody and tell me how you like it -- or if you do. You're a mean one, Natalie. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Natalie. You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel. You're a monster, Natalie. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul. Natalie. I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. You're a vile one, Natalie. You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile. Natalie. Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile. You're a foul one, Natalie. You're a nasty, wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk. Natalie. The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." You're a rotter, Natalie. You're the queen of sinful sots. Your heart's a dead tomato splot With moldy purple spots, Natalie. Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots. You nauseate me, Natalie. With a nauseaus super-naus. You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked horse. Natalie. You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: You're a mean one, Natalie qwertypie 08-17-09 1    RE: You're a mean one, Natalie Belle Book 08-17-09 2  RE: You're a mean one, Natalie zazzy 08-18-09 3    RE: You're a mean one, Natalie Belle Book 08-18-09 4  RE: You're a mean one, Natalie kingfish 08-18-09 5    RE: You're a mean one, Natalie Belle Book 08-18-09 7        RE: You're a mean one, Natalie kingfish 08-19-09 8            RE: You're a mean one, Natalie Belle Book 08-19-09 9  RE: You're a mean one, Natalie Lasann 08-18-09 6  RE: You're a mean one, Natalie kingfish 09-04-09 10    RE: You're a mean one, Natalie Estee 09-04-09 11        RE: You're a mean one, Natalie kingfish 09-04-09 12  EW article on NataLie Snidget 09-04-09 13    Lime -- lime -- lime -- Estee 09-04-09 14        RE: Lime -- lime -- lime -- Snidget 09-04-09 15

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-17-09, 10:21 AM (EST) 1. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" Wasn't toadstool and saurkraut one of the casserole combos in the have/havenot competition? It is getting harder and harder to find someone to root for in that house   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Belle Book 3556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 08-17-09, 04:13 PM (EST) 2. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" I don't know -- I wasn't paying attention to the have/have not competition. I can still root for Jeff, Jordan and Michele; and I can tolerate Kevin and Russell even if I won't root for them. The other two -- I can't stand them, especially Natalie!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

zazzy 4390 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 08-18-09, 09:24 AM (EST) 3. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" This is funny!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Belle Book 3556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 08-18-09, 04:55 PM (EST) 4. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" It's supposed to be that way, of course. But thanks for the praise, Zazzy!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-18-09, 06:03 PM (EST) 5. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" Very nice. Now, for Chima....?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Belle Book 3556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 08-18-09, 08:20 PM (EST) 7. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" As I think Chima's behavior is in part due to mental instability, I'm not sure I want to use the song on her. Besides, Chima has two syllables in her name, Natalie three. Still, I'll consider it.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-19-09, 06:41 PM (EST) 8. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" LAST EDITED ON 08-19-09 AT 06:47 PM (EST) How about "They're coming to take me away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, They're coming to take me away...." Or "Sitting on the clothes drier, Tossing my microphone into the bay, Ohhh I'm sitting on the clothes drier, Cause Jeffie's just a big old Ofay." "I got nothing left to live for, And look like nothin's gonna come my way, Now I'm headed out the BB backdoor, 'cause Grodner won't do what I say...." "Sitting on the clothes drier," Wasting tiiiiiiiime," "A dum dum dee dum, da dum da dum da dee dum," (Apologies to Otis Redding and Steve Cropper).   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Belle Book 3556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 08-19-09, 10:09 PM (EST) 9. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" I like the "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" parody better. I'll do a parody of that for Chima at a later date.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 08-18-09, 06:57 PM (EST) 6. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" Very good Belle!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-04-09, 01:23 PM (EST) 10. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" Josh, you're on the board somewhere, right? If you're not Estee, you're someone else, right? Come on..fess up... (This is a pretty funny Natalie Bash, and goodness knows that with her in the HoH seat this week, we need something to laugh at). http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32691578/ns/entertainment-television/ Tribal art.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55193 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-04-09, 02:27 PM (EST) 11. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" I'm definitely not Josh. I'm not this one either. http://watching-tv.ew.com/2009/09/04/big-brother-11-natalie-hated/?xid=rss-msnbc The disgust is really starting to come out, isn't it? I think people are trying to brace themselves against the possible victory.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-04-09, 03:50 PM (EST) 12. "RE: You're a mean one, Natalie" For me, Gnat is finally beginning to top Maggie’s self-righteous hypocrisy. We must be masochists.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-04-09, 06:55 PM (EST) 13. "EW article on NataLie" http://watching-tv.ew.com/2009/09/04/big-brother-11-natalie-hated/   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55193 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-04-09, 07:03 PM (EST) 14. "Lime -- lime -- lime -- " -- helmet! limehelmetlimehelmetlimehelmet   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-04-09, 07:33 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Lime -- lime -- lime -- " Oh well.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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