Email this topic to a friend Printer-friendly version of this topic Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)		Previous Topic | Next Topic
Conferences Big Brother Bashers Forum (Protected)
Original message

Estee 55193 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-07-07, 09:36 AM (EST) "Prepare for the worst-case scenario --" -- by writing the winner's victory speech. I think we're going to be stuck with Daniele -- so after a lot of thought and multiple pauses to let the nausea die down to a background level, I think she should go with something like this: 'Half a million dollars? That's not faaaaair! Every other show gives away a full million! You're doing this because you don't like me! When they had the other pairs season, you were going to give away a million! And now you've changed the rules because you hate me! I'm never gonna talk to you agaaaaain! God...' *cries* '...everyone's against me -- they all want me to suffer and suffer like no one's ever suffered before -- shut up about Jesus, Jameka, no one cares, I'm huring more than he ever did, he never had to win only half a million dollars... ...wait. Maybe -- -- Daddy, pay my taxes for me! Then I'll have as much as if I won a full million! You can't or you won't? I hate you! IhateyouIhateyouIhateyou -- waaaaaaaaaaah!' *storms out*   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Prepare for the worst-case scen... mrc 09-07-07 1  RE: Prepare for the worst-case scen... Snidget 09-07-07 2  RE: Prepare for the worst-case scen... geg6 09-07-07 3  RE: Prepare for the worst-case scen... Colonel Zoidberg 09-07-07 4  RE: Prepare for the worst-case scen... vince3 09-07-07 5  RE: Prepare for the worst-case scen... mattben 09-07-07 6  RE: Prepare for the worst-case scen... vince3 09-07-07 7  RE: Prepare for the worst-case scen... Joe Clay 09-07-07 8

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Messages in this topic

mrc 10020 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-07-07, 09:57 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Prepare for the worst-case scenario --" *applauds* A totally ag-cepptable siggie   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-07-07, 10:00 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Prepare for the worst-case scenario --"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-07-07, 10:01 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Prepare for the worst-case scenario --" Well, that settles it. I won't have to be subjected to watching the finale. I can't imagine it being more convincing than that. "Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man. I conceive likewise a horrid idea in receiving mercy from a being, who at the last day shall be shrieking to the rocks and mountains to cover him, and fleeing with terror from the orphan, the widow, and the slain of America." Thomas Paine   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 09-07-07, 10:22 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Prepare for the worst-case scenario --" 'Thank you Jesus! Thank you! I'm a slave for you, God! I hear what God says and do it, God! God bless you, God! Thank you for pre-determining me to win, God! Pray for Evil Dick, God! Pray for Evil Dick to agree with me, God! Use my money to make everyone else agree with me and Amber, God! Kill Eric, God! Take his money, God!' I was going to say at the end that this was actually Zach's victory speech, but I don't think he'll get out anything higher than Cassandra-grade if he wins...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-07-07, 10:30 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Prepare for the worst-case scenario --" mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mattben 1265 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 09-07-07, 10:32 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Prepare for the worst-case scenario --" I only watch this show because I get hot sex in the bargain.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-07-07, 10:32 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Prepare for the worst-case scenario --" *bleeeeeeeep*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Joe Clay 40 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 09-07-07, 06:26 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Prepare for the worst-case scenario --" "See, see what happens when you never lie or be a manipulator? Everyone else told all those lies and look at those losers!" "What was that you said,Dad? You want me to give you some of this money? After all those horrible things you said/did/thought to me all my live long life? Just LEAVE ME ALONE, you farting, burping, spitting slimebag!"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Lock | Archive | Remove

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Select another forum Lobby The Amazing Race Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Amazing Race Fanatics Forum (Protected)   |--The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--The Amazing Race Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected) American Idol Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--American Idol General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--American Idol Individual Contestant and Judge Discussion Forum (Protected) The Apprentice Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Apprentice General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--The Apprentice Spoilers/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--The Apprentice: Martha Stewart General Discussion Forum (Protected) Big Brother Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Big Brother Fanatic Forum (Protected)   |--Big Brother Bashers Forum (Protected)   |--Big Brother Live Feed Updates And Spoilers (Protected) The Mole Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Mole General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--The Mole Clues & Spoilers Forum (Protected) Survivor Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Survivor Fanatic Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Games Forum (Protected)   |--Spoiler Island Fantasy Game Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor 6 Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor 8 Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Book Forum (Protected)   |--SurvivorMarket Forum (Public) Other Reality TV Shows (Conference)   |--America's Got Talent Forum (Protected)   |--America's Next Top Model Forum (Protected)   |--The Bachelor / The Bachelorette Forum (Protected)   |--The Biggest Loser Forum (Protected)   |--Dancing with the Stars Forum (Protected)   |--Flavor of Love / I Love New York Forum (Protected)   |--I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Forum (Protected)   |--Jon & Kate Plus 8 Forum (Protected)   |--Hell's Kitchen Forum (Protected)   |--HGTV Design Star Forum (Protected)   |--Laguna Beach / The Hills Forum (Protected)   |--Project Runway Forum (Protected)   |--The Real Housewives Forum (Protected)   |--The Real World / Road Rules Forum (Protected)   |--So You Think You Can Dance Forum (Protected)   |--Top Chef Forum (Protected)   |--Trading Spouses / Wife Swap Forum (Protected)   |--Other Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected) Non-Reality TV Shows Forums (Conference)   |--24 Forum (Protected)   |--Desperate Housewives Forum (Protected)   |--Grey's Anatomy Forum (Protected)   |--Heroes Forum (Protected)   |--Lost Forum (Protected)   |--Other Non-Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Non-Reality Daytime Soap Shows Forum (Protected) Off Topic (Conference)   |--Temporary Off Topic Forum (Protected)   |--The Help Forum (Protected)   |--Off-Topic Forum (Protected)   |--Off-Topic Sports Forum (Protected)   |--Story Competitions Forum (Protected) Other Inactive Reality TV Shows (Conference)   |--Age Of Love Forum (Protected)   |--Average Joe Forum (Protected)   |--Beauty and the Geek Forum (Protected)   |--Beg, Borrow, & Deal (Protected)   |--The Benefactor Forum (Protected)   |--Boy Meets Boy Forum (Protected)   |--The Casino Forum (Protected)   |--The Contender Forum (Protected)   |--Cupid Forum (Protected)   |--Fame Forum (Protected)   |--For Love Or Money Forum (Protected)   |--Joe Millionaire Forum (Protected)   |--Grease: You're the One That I Want Forum (Protected)   |--Kid Nation Forum (Protected)   |--Last Comic Standing Forum (Protected)   |--Mad Mad House Forum (Protected)   |--My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance Forum (Protected)   |--Nashville Star Forum (Protected)   |--Next Action Star Forum (Protected)   |--On The Lot Forum (Protected)   |--Outback Jack Forum (Protected)   |--Paradise Hotel Forum (Protected)   |--Pirate Master Forum (Protected)   |--Playing It Straight Forum (Protected)   |--The Rebel Billionaire Forum (Protected)   |--Rock Star (Protected)   |--Skating With Celebrities Forum (Protected)   |--The Simple Life (Protected)   |--Superstars of Dance Forum (Protected)   |--The Surreal Life Forum (Protected)   |--Treasure Hunters Forum (Protected)   |--Wickedly Perfect Forum (Protected)   |--Joe Schmo Forum (Protected)   |--Todd TV Forum (Protected)   |--The Real Gilligan's Island (Protected)   |--Forever Eden Forum (Protected) Starting Over Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Starting Over General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Starting Over Individual Houseguest Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Starting Over Spoilers Forum (Protected) TemptationIslandSucks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Temptation Island Everything (Protected) TheOsbournesSucks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Osbournes Everything Forum (Protected) BootCampBites.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Boot Camp Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Boot Camp Rant/Rave Forum (Protected) LoveCruiseSinks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Love Cruise Everything (Protected) Push-Nevada.net.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Push, Nevada General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Push, Nevada Clue & Hint Forum (Protected) Inactive Forums (Conference)   |--BlowsVivor Forum (Protected)   |--2002 RealityTVWorld Blowie Award Nomination Forum (Protected)   |--September Eleven Forum (Protected)   |--Cornertime Forum (Public)   |--OLD The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor II: The Australian Outback Forum (Protected) TEMPORARY FORUMS (Conference)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Fanatics Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary America's Next Top Model Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary American Idol General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary American Idol Individual Contestant and Judge Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Bachelor / The Bachelorette Forum (Public)   |--Temporary The Biggest Loser Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Laguna Beach / The Hills Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Other Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Non-Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Dancing with the Stars Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Top Chef Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Fanatic Forum (Protected)