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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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09-06-11, 12:47 PM (EST)
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"And they still can't cook."
So who else was thinking 'And if the latest set of boomerangs wins the night, Gordon's going to let one of them into the competition?' In fact, while we're at it, who was secretly wishing that would wind up as Tenille just to have the ultimate battle of Volume vs. Delusion? And did anyone remember -- oh, who was the first one to walk in -- male, dark hair... well, he must have been on the show at some point...

(Notice that most of the titles claimed promotions? Note that none of them tried to explain who'd been crazy enough to give them one?)

And while Gordon pulls a no-eliminations night about once a season and may or may not have meant this last one as an attack, the editing is now on the all-out offensive -- just like the central character it keeps focusing on. We are officially in the land of the RussHell tease: do you want to see this one get kicked out? We know that's the whole reason you're watching! You showed up just for the moment when the six-ton aspirin plummets from the sky to crush the migraine. Well, we're not going to let you have that moment yet! And possibly ever! Because that's how we keep you watching...

I still don't think Elise can win, but I now have a darkhorse suspicion that she's F2. That's how the RussHell tease works. At least, that's how it works the first time around.

And the second.

She'll be back. (The precedent has been set.)
Poor Jennifer. Always make sure the sword is out of the scabbard before you fall on it.

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 Did you hear me scream? moonbaby 09-06-11 1
 RE: And they still can't cook. Loree 09-06-11 2
   RE: And they still can't cook. Estee 09-07-11 3
       RE: And they still can't cook. Cestriano 09-08-11 4

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moonbaby 17013 desperate attention whore postings
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09-06-11, 08:54 PM (EST)
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1. "Did you hear me scream?"
She. Must. Go.

F2? Gah.

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09-06-11, 11:37 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: And they still can't cook."
Keeping Elise is a joke. I don't even want to watch anymore till she is gone.

The show scared me into thinking that Sabrina was going to be back for a minute.

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09-07-11, 06:25 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: And they still can't cook."
I don't even want to watch anymore till she is gone.

That's the RussHell Backlash.

It can last for years.

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09-08-11, 07:01 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: And they still can't cook."
I agree that Elise staying is ridiculous. She should've been gone 4 episodes ago. Yes, I get it that she's the villain you want gone, but there comes a point where if that person stays past it, that "I want to watch to see her go" hate, turns into "I'm changing the channel every time she's on the screen" hate. Oddly enough, I've had that with people on Survivor in the past (Naonka comes to mind), and Big Brother (Ronnie, Chima, and sometimes Rachel and Jeff this season) too.
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