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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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09-23-10, 08:22 AM (EST)
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So it's up to me to start things off. Figures - a thread about a show involving gourmet chefs started off by a lobster.No matter. I'm hard-pressed to call any of these boneheads "gourmet" anything yet. Let's see. One suicide by gumbo. One great hairdo gone - and to think, the hair in Nicaragua outlasted the hair in Hell. And one person who couldn't make sushi. All we have is a karate-chopping lunatic, a bunch of guys who are evidently fair-weather friends, perfectly content to chilax and pal around when the wine's flowing and they win a sushi challenge by the skin of Chef Morimoto's teeth, but tearing each other's heads off when the girls beat them by the equivalent of a fifty-six to negative three score in football, and that's counting the fact that they took a knee on every offensive down from the middle of the second quarter forward...oh yeah, and someone whose idea of "gourmet" is fried chicken and raw asparagus. I make a mean fried chicken. Do I call myself a gourmet chef? Hardly. For me to say these people make me miss Autumn is saying little. For me to say I'm probably not alone in this matter? That's saying more.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-23-10, 08:58 AM (EST)
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Last might made me feel like Cast To Lose wasn't just in action, it had taken over the casting department and started running production in its spare time. (Shots of people receiving admission notes? So now it's Big Brother in a kitchen.) The only person who thinks Sabrina has a chance of winning this game is the weary blonde decked out in glasses, suspenders, and attitude. And as for Raj... I've seen him before, only he was shorter, Canadian, a lawyer, and his name happened to be Brent. Anyone remember Brent? Would you like to stop now?Throw in people who can't make salad, the forecast reincarnation of Hell's Bitches, the fatal combination of Russian macho with Brooklyn attitude, then The Gumbo Of Death, and it all adds up to a single question: just how badly does Gordon want his Masterchefs back? At least both David & Whitney could get an appetizer, entree, and dessert out in two hours. One of each, sure, but that's more than the blue kitchen managed in the second service. Oh, and then there's Vinny. Vinny from Queens: I think he called in to WFAN last night and spent five minutes rambling about the Jets. 'Don't order the PSLs, because you won't finish paying for them in under two decades.' He can stay, but his hair has to go. On the bright side, we just found a new way to soak up oil spills, which should come in handy the next time Trevor tries to make salad. I don't want to throw them under the helicopter. I want to arc them over it. With the drop point in the middle of the blades. And I would, but Sabrina's taken every place in the line for the next two months. And the opening credits? Are on drugs. This is gonna be the longest short season in recent memory. Antonia? She was the lucky one... Obviously he was saving all that cursing up.
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mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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09-23-10, 10:13 AM (EST)
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Only saw the 2nd half, so was a bit lost, but not enough to realize this group of goofs are making Chef Gordon look more than desperate!I predict there will be so much bleeping that we will barely have a conversation coming out of the kitchens AT ALL! And Sabrina the Teenaged Witch? Who died and made her head Chef? Vinny? What the heck? Didn't we have a "Vinny" the Loser last season? Are they recycling these guys now?? It's all too much for me. Send home the Alabama boy-why not? Everyone in Alabama knows how to make sushi, after all! My momma sure did-we ate it every single day! NOT! Whatever...
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-24-10, 09:20 AM (EST)
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This could very well be the season that ends it for me. They could not have gotten worse cooks or more drama if they tried ---- oh, excuse me! that's exactly what they did!The confessionals - especially Raj - are getting more and more scripted - worse than BB. I expect some of that on BB - that's what it's all about. But these are supposed to be chefs who are trying to win a $250,000 year job. Forget the drama; just cook. And Gordon? this means you too. I enjoyed Masterchef; it was about cooking. You should be ashamed of yourself this season.
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krismiss2us 768 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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09-28-10, 04:50 PM (EST)
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where the hell is JP? He's like, ummmm, the best! Who the freak did they get to, dare i say, replace JP? OMG They just can't do that to me!
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