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"HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread."

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"	06-01-10, 07:36 PM (EST)
"HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread."
Please keep all your @#$%&* discussion of tonight's !@#$$!@ episode on this :><@$#% thread until the @#$ West Coast catches up to @#@#@# reality. What?
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID

RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spo... Snidget 06-01-10 1

Uh Oh Snidget 06-01-10 2

Please don't eat the toothpick. Estee 06-01-10 3

   RE: Please don't eat the toothpick. Snidget 06-01-10 5

Sequelitis. Estee 06-01-10 4

   RE: Sequelitis. Snidget 06-01-10 6

       RE: Sequelitis. Estee 06-01-10 8

Gordon swears they'll complete the ... Estee 06-01-10 7

   RE: Gordon swears they'll complete ... mindy23 06-03-10 19

   RE: Gordon swears they'll complete ... Bursar 06-07-10 23

It's throw-out night! Estee 06-01-10 9

Don't get nervous Snidget 06-01-10 10

Completed Service--New Definition Snidget 06-01-10 11

Hell's Kitchen? Domino's. Estee 06-01-10 12

   And he still won't close it down. Snidget 06-01-10 13

   RE: Hell's Kitchen? Domino's. PepeLePew13 06-04-10 21

RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spo... Estee 06-01-10 14

   RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spo... Colonel Zoidberg 06-04-10 22

RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spo... Estee 06-01-10 15

   RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spo... Snidget 06-01-10 16

       RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spo... vince3 06-02-10 18

   RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spo... Loree 06-02-10 17

       RE: It's just all 'second verse, sa... mindy23 06-03-10 20

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 07:57 PM (EST)

1. "RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread."

Thank #@*$&# I don't have to start this.
I think one challenge should be based on the OTCC recipes.

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:03 PM (EST)

2. "Uh Oh"

Which one of these doofs is the piece of cake dude, oh yikes.
Delusion cracks in 3...2...

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:15 PM (EST)

3. "Please don't eat the toothpick."

Advice for better living, brought to you by the red team.
So after facing our cast of intrepid extras who were just taught which direction to point the camera in, our aspiring deaders get to watch Gordon go kissy-face. Really, what is it with this family and cheesy disguises?
Banana. Leaf. (It's from Northern Hallucination!)
Don't wear heels in the kitchen... or tattoo the show's logo onto your body without knowing you won't be out first...

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:22 PM (EST)

5. "RE: Please don't eat the toothpick."

I'm not sure I'd sign anything with one of those dishes.
I kept watching the Tabasco going that isn't all one person and one dish, is it....and it was. Taking the Hell in Hell's Kitchen a bit too literally?

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:21 PM (EST)

4. "Sequelitis. "

Wow. Jonathan's really let himself go.

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:23 PM (EST)

6. "RE: Sequelitis. "

So I wasn't hallucinating the blue?

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:24 PM (EST)

8. "RE: Sequelitis. "

No. I'm sure that was blue. I kept looking at it. A lot.
It's the season of Ten-Car Pileup Hair. (In Mikey's case, that's literal.)

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:23 PM (EST)

7. "Gordon swears they'll complete the first service."

After seeing the redesign on the living quarters, I just swore. Gah. What's the writing on the walls say? Abandon all pattern coordination, ye who enter here?
So we've got a potential cannibal in the group. How nice. A few bloodstains on the walls will make them much more tolerable.
And who knew you could mold tabasco into the shape of a chicken wing?

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mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings
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06-03-10, 11:12 AM (EST)

19. "RE: Gordon swears they'll complete the first service."

>
>And who knew you could mold
>tabasco into the shape of
>a chicken wing?
LOL!!!

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Bursar 110 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-10, 02:34 PM (EST)

23. "RE: Gordon swears they'll complete the first service."

>After seeing the redesign on the
>living quarters, I just swore.
> Gah. What's the
>writing on the walls say?
> Abandon all pattern coordination,
>ye who enter here?
>
Wasn't the redesign a challenge on HGTV's Next Design Star?
Ok, maybe not.

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:37 PM (EST)

9. "It's throw-out night!"

Someone tossed Heather from the sous chef position: welcome Andi.
Both teams throw sleep out the window to watch Gordon's wee hour tutorials.
The women throw their dignity away during the punishment: serving the men breakfast in bed. (Salvatore thinks he's getting this every morning. Salvatore has tossed his sanity.)
We reach the service, and? Food gets tossed. Undercooked. Overcooked. Burnt. Raw. Seasoned onto nuclear with Way Too Much Curry. Crab dumped into the lobster risotto. Maria starts to have a giggle breakdown. Fran goes for the nervous variety. And Gordon realizes he's going to need multiple eliminations really early, then tosses three women out of the Red kitchen. (Jamie goes just to make things funnier.)
Completed dinner service? Complete disaster...

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:38 PM (EST)

10. "Don't get nervous"

if you laugh when you get nervous.

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:42 PM (EST)

11. "Completed Service--New Definition"

All the chefs kick out and up in the dorms?

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:47 PM (EST)

12. "Hell's Kitchen? Domino's."

Benjamin. Salvatore. Stacey. Mikey. Watch them fall. In pairs, then one at a time, Gordon tosses them out of the kitchen. The remaining chefs are shoved together into one unit, in the valiant-but-stupid hopes that all the deadweight is gone. Perhaps a dinner service can be completed. Maybe the patrons won't dive out the windows to save themselves. There's a chance that if we spend any more time in the suite, we'll get to read the writing on the walls, which probably works out to 'Welcome Losers One And All.'
This is not what I'd consider as an encouraging start.

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:49 PM (EST)

13. "And he still won't close it down."

Because he saw how much everyone loved Bret after he had a brain bleed?

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PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-10, 02:08 PM (EST)

21. "RE: Hell's Kitchen? Domino's."

Boy, Salvatore really is the biggest tool I've seen in quite some time.
A pizzeria chef from Italy who doesn't bother to make fresh pasta? Really? And he's surprised when he gets tossed out...

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 08:55 PM (EST)

14. "RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread."

The remaining nine? Complete dinner service. (If you don't believe it, join the club.)
I wish I could buy Scott for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth.
The women lost? Really? What was the criteria? Less people thrown out? Sure, that'll work... plus Ed was the rallier in the group, so he might have saved it for the blue. Gosh, how are the women ever going to narrow this down to a pair of nominees? And how long can Gordon restrain himself from just tossing the lot? It's been one episode and I already want to dump at least six...

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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-10, 05:26 PM (EST)

22. "RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread."

This is where I thought Chef Gordon should have re-drawn the teams - the seven loser chefs get the best male chef just to balance the teams by gender. Kind of a Hell's Kitchen meets Bad News Bears.
That said, they both lost - and WTF was with Autumn being the best of the worst? Did Chef Gordon just pick based on which team got the fewest people kicked out? Autumn was nothing more than a cheerleader for her team until she got thrown into the hellstorm. Sadly, though, there are so many useless sacks of poop on her team that she'll stick around.

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 09:01 PM (EST)

15. "RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread."

Stacey vs. Fran. Fran offers to show Gordon her @#$$%. No one particularly wants to see Fran's @#$$%, but the offer must have either vaguely intrigued Gordon or set up a Discovery Health special to be named later, because she's the one who stays. Stacey? Just gets to be the lucky one.
Next week: a contestant named Siobhan doesn't know when to stop screaming. Gee, that's never happened before...

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-10, 09:04 PM (EST)

16. "RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread."

Too bad, I like the name, but it seems to drive the bearers into crazy screaming fits (at least while cameras are around).
So, um these people were cast from restaurants that weren't good enough to make it onto the Kitchen Nightmare show?

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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
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06-02-10, 04:25 PM (EST)

18. "RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread."

Well, consider last summer started the ruinination of the "Russell", especially for watching a CBS show? Seems fair that Siobahn is now ruined for Fox...

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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings
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06-02-10, 01:37 AM (EST)

17. "RE: HK #7 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread."

Stacey or Fran? Did it really matter? I think Stacey left because Fran has a storyline with her controversy with Autumn. They wanted to keep Fran for the drama.

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mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings
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06-03-10, 11:15 AM (EST)

20. "RE: It's just all 'second verse, same as the first'"

Same story, same stage, same head chef, different bozo's...
My husband walked in, and without even seeing the TV, heard the screaming and said, "Hell's Kitchen is back??".

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