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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-08-10, 07:59 PM (EST) "HK #7 Episode #2 East Coast Spoiler Thread." Crab, lobster, spoiler threads, who can tell the difference?   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    Low eggspectations. Estee 06-08-10 1  It's not cheating, it's the getting... Estee 06-08-10 2  Autumn had to approve this post. Estee 06-08-10 3  Tuberepathy. Estee 06-08-10 4  The farmer in his socks... Estee 06-08-10 5    RE: Question is: mindy23 06-09-10 6    RE: The farmer in his socks... PepeLePew13 06-09-10 7    RE: The farmer in his socks... Cyndimaus 06-09-10 8        RE: The farmer in his socks... jbug 06-09-10 9  Complete failure to follow instruct... Colonel Zoidberg 06-09-10 10  RE: HK #7 Episode #2 East Coast Spo... Loree 06-09-10 11    RE: HK #7 Episode #2 East Coast Spo... jbug 06-10-10 12        RE: HK #7 Episode #2 East Coast Spo... Snidget 06-10-10 13

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-08-10, 08:13 PM (EST) 1. "Low eggspectations." Teams break into multiple pairs to prepare four types of cooked egg each, with Siobhan as odd chef out. Since nothing can happen in the kitchen without Autumn getting involved, all Siobhan actually does is poach a pair of eggs while Autumn takes scrambled, boiled, and sunny-side. Siobhan can't even answer how long it takes to boil the egg, which eventually exposes the whole scheme. Gordon is not happen. Siobhan is crying. Autumn is figuring out how this could not possibly be her fault. Some people earn their edits, and some earn their opening graphics.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-08-10, 08:27 PM (EST) 2. "It's not cheating, it's the getting caught..." Gordon only counts the eggs actually done by a team (with no outside help), which lets the men win 11-10. Reward is a repeat: helicopter tour of LA and lunch with Gordon. Punishment is to carry in and prepare a very, very large tuna. And the blame? Is on Siobhan. For telling Gordon about the cheating. Autumn blames her for folding. A lot. We learn Salvatore stopped counting the women he slept with around forty. Salvatore is afraid of looking like a man-whore. Instead of, say, an idiot. Because we're having dinner service tonight, and after sticking Fran and Scott on tuna tartar tableside, Gordon throws a pop quiz at Salvatore: name the deserts on the menu. Salvatore demonstrates the memory-sapping power of sex by coming up with exactly zero out of a possible Get Out, becoming the first person banished from the kitchen before the cooking even begins. BTW, Andrew? Is a little off.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-08-10, 08:36 PM (EST) 3. "Autumn had to approve this post." Because nothing can happen in the red kitchen without her direct involvement. Not only does she oversalt boiling water to the point of pushing it to saturation (and denies responsibility), but Siobhan is not allowed to cook risotto on her own. Siobhan works on the dish, turns away for a split-second, and Autumn reseasons it over her shoulder. Gordon spots this. Gordon is not happy. Autumn may want to know when she told Gordon he couldn't approve of that. Autumn might want to change kitchens, because Mikey can't make risotto on his own. Or possibly at all. It takes a series record forty-three minutes to get the first appetizer out of blue, and the result is an immediate boomerang: undercooked. Gordon is even less happy. Autumn checks her notes to see how many she gave him permission for.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-08-10, 08:45 PM (EST) 4. "Tuberepathy. " Milka can't keep track of her garnishes. Salvatore (let back in after reviewing the menu upstairs) can make Wellingtons, but Jason's serving up raw chicken. Jamie compensates with overcrisped salmon. The red kitchen is moving out some entrees, but the blue is stalled out. This may be because of a communication problem. Andrew's. He is communicating. Adeptly and constantly, as Gordon would want. The problem is that he's talking to the mashed potatoes. I'm not kidding. And he talks them into a liquid state -- then, when Gordon catches it, tries to compensate by adding fresh potatoes to the liquid batch. Gordon tells him this is wrong. Andrew tells Gordon the chef is wrong. The talk is taken outside...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-08-10, 09:01 PM (EST) 5. "The farmer in his socks..." LAST EDITED ON 06-09-10 AT 10:02 AM (EST) Outside the kitchen they go, and Gordon gives Andrew the usual instruction: get out. Not permanently out -- just up to the dorms. Andrew, however, takes off through the tables, prompting JP to follow. Andrew tells JP he doesn't have to put up with any of this. JP tries to tell Andrew to get back in there, Gordon's just testing him. Andrew feels going back in means Gordon somehow wins. JP points out how many chefs would love to be in his shoes right now. Andrew takes off his shoes, leaves them on the dining floor, and quits the show in his socks. After that, completing dinner service and having no winning team is pretty much a formality. Each team has to nominate one person. After debate, this turns out to be Autumn and Jason, both for the same reason: Do Not Work Well With Others. (Jason in particular takes this badly.) However, the women pull the El Foldo again when challenged as to whether Autumn is truly the worst cook among them, and Jamie gets swapped in. Mandatory defense, and Gordon sends home -- -- Mikey. Rice is expensive, y'know. Next week: the return of Hell's Bitches, Jason considers killing somebody, and Salvatore considers The Road Of The Socks. Who cast this mess?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 06-09-10, 09:47 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Question is:" Will Andrew be back for his shoes AND a bowl of blood??? Tune in next week to see what this meat-loving, blood-bathing, potato-talking psycho decides to do!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-09-10, 04:22 PM (EST) 7. "RE: The farmer in his socks..." The women are idiots. They should just have said, "yes she's the worst cook and has the worst personality." Anything to get her out of there.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-09-10, 04:37 PM (EST) 8. "RE: The farmer in his socks..." Don't you think chefs would know by now that Gordon actually wants the bad cooks out? He doesn't really go for the whole game play thing. There has to be an actual kitchen related reason to kick them out. Stop nominating people cause they bug you and nominate the actually deserving ones. (although if Autumn doesn't back off she'll be back up there) sig courtesy of Cygnus   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-09-10, 04:48 PM (EST) 9. "RE: The farmer in his socks..." Gordon showed last night that he isn't obligated to send any of their choices home. The final choice is his - and all of those leading up to the end. Autumn seems to know a bit about the kitchen, but she really needs to back off! Leading and team work in one thing; taking over & micromanaging is another.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-09-10, 05:17 PM (EST) 10. "Complete failure to follow instructions." Given to Siobhan: Cook four eggs on your own. Tall order. Taller order when she defers to Autumn. Given to Autumn: Let Siobhan cook on her own; work with your own partner. Yet Autumn continues to take over - and for whatever reason, the women let her and then resent her. Sorry, it's not her fault. Given to Andrew: Piss off to the dorms, or whatever the hell he said. This was, naturally, taken as an instruction to leave the competition, which it clearly wasn't, and Hannibal Lecter took off his shoes and walked out of the restaurant in his stocking feet. There's one in every crowd, I suppose - though it seems he's the first to withdraw from the competition for a reason other than injury in Hell's Kitchen History. Given to the victorious men: Outside the kitchen, he's Gordon, not Chef Ramsay. Granted, it's hard to separate Drill Sergeant Ramsay from Awesome Hang-Out Guy Gordon, but they're almost like two different people - as in, impress Chef Ramsay, and spend the day having fun with Gordon. That said, this mistake can be forgiven from Salvatore, who is inexplicably still in the competition, since, given his total lack of culinary knowledge, I doubt he even knows Gordon Ramsay has a first name, much less what it is. To both teams: Nominate the worst cook. The women inexplicably nominate Autumn just because she annoys them - sorry, this isn't Survivor or Big Brother, ladies. The men counter with...Jason. WTF? I wouldn't trust Salvatore to cook Ramen, and Mikey's doomed from the moment he revealed his tattoo, and you nominate Jason over a little undercooked chicken? Let he who has never undercooked a dish cast the first stupid, knee-jerk nomination.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-09-10, 11:10 PM (EST) 11. "RE: HK #7 Episode #2 East Coast Spoiler Thread." I wonder if Salvatore can read and write English. It would explain him not knowing the dessert menu. And looking at the preview for next week I get the feeling that maybe that is Salvatore's problem.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-10-10, 09:55 AM (EST) 12. "RE: HK #7 Episode #2 East Coast Spoiler Thread." But he has been in the USA since he was a kid. When Gordon asked him why the heavy accent after so many years, he said cause the ladies like it - so he kept it. Surely he learned to read & write.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-10-10, 11:03 AM (EST) 13. "RE: HK #7 Episode #2 East Coast Spoiler Thread." *looks at state of education in America* I wouldn't bet on it that he knows how to read and write at any given level. A surprising number of people cannot do either very well, and sometimes they are actually quite bright (learning disability) or just didn't learn when they were supposed to and were able to scrape by well enough that no one picked up on it. I couldn't tell from the clip if it was more his writing is illegible (and when I don't type people often can't read my writing) is dyslexic enough it is hard to pick up the pattern to figure it out in a hurry (and I've been the re-write go to for some dyslexic people and often it doesn't make much sense until you've worked with it for awhile then you know how they tend to mix things up and can decipher the code) or is illiterate enough they can't communicate in writing.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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