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"Be The Living Damned 5.8"
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04-24-09, 00:06 AM (EST)
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"Be The Living Damned 5.8" |
So, you ask, what happened to 5.7? I was drunk, as always I inadvertently erased it to make my bootleg recording of the new Star Trek movie. Yep, that's it. So Andrea, your fingernails are sore? Want to "Revolt and go home?" Better check your B12 levels.** How do you think I killed off Bobert? Ben, how's prison going? Seeing rainbows again, you whacko blabberface? I had to give you the bounce or lose my hearing permanently. No worries though, plenty of openings for auctioneers at hog farms. Stay in that biplane, Danny. You're going places. Paula? Paula? Who? *$509.93 at Amazon. **Visiting the Privy Pit soon .
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foonermints 12302 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-09, 07:16 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be The Living Damned 5.8" |
To tell the truth, I had to poison Bobert with B-12. It wasn't that I was afraid of him winning (HAH!), I was really afraid of Mitosis. That's right! The production crew warned me that Bobert was about to reach critical mass and split into TWO Boberts. Given the normal span of uranium fission, there would be dozens, hundreds, and then THOUSANDS of itsy-bitsy Boberts running around Hell's Kitchen in seconds! What the Hell would you want ME to do? Hold Bobert competitions, one against the other, until I had a chef running the Booger Borgata who was the size of Atom Ant? AND what about my cookware?! Hand out billions of free ones to pint-sized Boberts, bankrupting Royal Doulton? Jebuz! So, I barely escaped in time to save Hell's Kitchen, all the quality cookware in the world (made by ME), and probably The Universe itself.** *$509.93 at Amazon. **that's ME, too
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-24-09, 11:16 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be The Living Damned 5.8" |
Mind your manners, buddy. You know you're going to pick me for your team in the Grand Finale Showdown. Given the choice, who do you want: me or Andrea? Or, put another way: Me, who won the first individual challenge? Me, whose knowledge of words that have to do with fine dining, (if not their definitions) is unparalleled? Me, who worked so hard at building a team? Me, who Chef complimented even as he eliminated me? Or Andrea, who screws up all the time. Andrea, whose fight with Carol distracted the Red Team and fractured them.Honestly, this is a slam dunk for me. I'm so awesome. That's why Chef was so hard on me, you know. He saw all my brilliant potential and wanted to draw it out of me. I so totally rock.
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05-14-09, 02:35 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be The Living Damned 5.8" |
>>> >>>"Turning on peoples 'b!tch switch'" >>>I will show you all tonight at the finale. Ben and I will stare across from opposite teams and cook you all into OBLIVION! You'll see!
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