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foonermints 12302 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-03-09, 00:07 AM (EST) "Be The Living Damned version 5.5" Or: "Killing Kingfish". Too Bad P.s.o.b., you get no respect in MY kitchen, and do not call me Bubba! I am your God: RamsayCrabSmash! Ben: Are your hands catching up with your imagination again? You'll go blind. Bobert: Do not squash the Segway! Oh well, another reward over it's weight limit. You know, I'm sick of yelling at all you pathetic wonks, so at least at service I can start yelling at the customers. We call that "dinner theatre", Woof. Yes, we do. ..and that's what you get, trying to mutate good American potatoes into frogs. Potato Killers.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.... Seana 04-03-09 1    RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.... jbug 04-03-09 2        RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.... Seana 04-03-09 5  RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.... grit 04-03-09 3    RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.... Seana 04-03-09 4        RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.... grit 04-03-09 6            HeY! foonermints 04-05-09 8                RE: HeY! grit 04-05-09 9    RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.... FOXmePUHLEEZ 04-10-09 10  RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.... Belle Book 04-03-09 7

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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-03-09, 07:56 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.5" blah blah blah blah I'm the best chef here! blah blah blah blah My food is the best anyone ever made! blah blah blah blah I'm the leader! blah blah blah blah *really wide-eyed look* blah blah blah blah *sweats* blah blah blah blah I'm a soldier! blah blah blah blah Yes, Chef! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-03-09, 08:49 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.5" You forgot ~~~cries in towel~~~~wipes tears~~~ Sheesh!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-03-09, 09:51 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.5" One word, JP: Fransisco! foonersig   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

grit 4866 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 04-03-09, 09:23 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.5" That's 3 times I've won a challenge for the blue team with my great cooking. Anyone still doubt that I'm the best and will win this thing? And still Ben goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about how great he is and how he deserves to win this thing. He prepared the potatoes wrong with that fancy French thing. He cut the meat wrong (yeah, that's code) and oversalted the sauce. Apparently "his people" don't know the difference between Santa Monica and Santa Claus. I'm surprised he didn't think it had something to do with Bill Clinton. The only reason Gordon keeps Ben around is because he's good for ratings. Ben is Lazey Part II. And Ben? I didn't appreciate that hug you gave me after Gordon saved your bacon. Get the hell away from me. I put you up for elimination, man. I want you out!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-03-09, 09:43 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.5" I understand it's the nature of the game that you put me up for elimination. That hug was just to show that I forgive you, not only for this, but for all your other shortcomings as well. You just don't have the same experience I do, so you can't possibly know as much as I do. I should have seasoned the soup with a "vers la droite", which is French for a special combination of seasonings and stirred it "bouquet garni", which means "in a fancy way". The fancy way is often the best and most efficient way of stirring. You would know this if you were as good a chef as I am. Anyway, I take responsibilty for the seasoning. Because I'm a leader, and that's what leaders do. foonersig   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

grit 4866 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 04-03-09, 09:54 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.5" LAST EDITED ON 04-03-09 AT 09:54 AM (EST) My shortcomings? I won us 3 challenges. Gordon Ramsay has 1,512 hours of footage of you screwing up again and again and again and again and again and again and again. If you look at the bottom of the screen when we do confessionals, you'll see that I'm an Executive Chef, while you're only an Executive Sous Chef, Sous being French for under, as in under or below the executive chef, meaning me. But I understand if you're confused. I know you had problems with French when it came to those stupid potatoes.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

foonermints 12302 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-05-09, 10:13 AM (EST) 8. "HeY!" You are stupid! Potatoes are never stupid! *stabs toe*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

grit 4866 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 04-05-09, 02:44 PM (EST) 9. "RE: HeY!" Hmmmm. I bet I can make this "Darth Tater" into another challenge-winning dish for Chef Ramsay....   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

FOXmePUHLEEZ 172 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-10-09, 11:29 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.5" > >"Turning on peoples 'b!tch switch'" > Yeah, he's my guy. Although, he is my HERO, that POMME FONDANTE thing really BIT stuff. H-A-R-D!!!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Belle Book 3556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-03-09, 03:51 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Be The Living Damned version 5.5" Well, well, well -- this week Carol's paying us a visit at Hell's Kitchen's version of Loser's Lodge. I think it was the best choice -- even if she didn't sabotage things she was the worst chef of the five. Maybe I should taunt her that she was sent home before Andrea. Or maybe not.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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