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"HK #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
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02-12-09, 04:05 PM (EST)
 
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"HK #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Please keep all discussion of Lacey's accidentally setting everyone in both kitchens on fire -- yes, it was an accident, she swears! -- until the West Coast sees Gordon award her the grand prize for total lack of anyone else to honor, including any customers. (The fire spread kind of quickly.)
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02-13-09, 08:47 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: HK #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
In my defense, who on Earth would ever imagine FOX airing the NAACP Image Awards?
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02-19-09, 09:04 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Take two." |
This thread only holds 300lbs so we better keep it lean.
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02-19-09, 09:10 PM (EST)
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11. "First segment." |
Everyone goes up to the dorms. The women openly mourn the loss of Ji and tell Lacey she's lucky to be here. Lacey takes it personally. The women wish Lacey had fallen and twisted her ankle, or her neck. Lacey would love to get into a fight, because they're insulting her capabilities -- and possibly her beauty -- but 3 a.m.: bedtime.6 a.m.: wakeup. ('Too early o'clock.') A cowbell does the honor. Everyone's taken off-site and asked if they have heart conditions or are afraid of heights. They have to get dressed in special outfits and bring along vomit bags in order to visit -- a slaughterhouse. It's another lesson about food waste: nothing leaves this place that isn't used as some form of food. They're being taught their cuts and where each one comes from. Back home they go. Gordon is accompanied by two cows. Live ones. One person at a time from each team will run out, identify eight cuts, then point out where they are on the cow. Ben goes first for the men. (Giovanni worked in a steak house. Ben still goes first.) Ben gets seven right. Andrea gets six. The follow-ups have to fix the wrong ones. Giovanni releases the men to the cow and out they go to label their bovines. Paula corrects for the women. Labels are being slapped on the cows. The cows are taking it better than you'd expect. Seth gets seven of the eight wrong for the blue team. Lacey's up for the women and has to step up. Can Lacey step up to anything that isn't a nap? Answer after the commercials.
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02-19-09, 09:22 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: First segment." |
It's their late shift at the slaughterhouse.
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02-19-09, 09:21 PM (EST)
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16. "Second segment." |
So can Lacey do it? What an interesting question. The answer happens to be -- no. She's just moving things around to move them around. Six wrong. Robert gets the men up to two right. Bottom round is not placed on the bottom. Gordon is not encouraged.Ben vs. Paula. Ben gets the false six placed correctly. The men win. The women will have to carve up several sides of shortly-arriving beef. The men will be accompanying Gordon for wine-tasting and a steakhouse dinner after, taking a private jet to do it. Does the jet take passengers over 400 lbs? Let us hope. The women are instructed to urinate off, because there's also a shipment of sea urchins coming in. Robert wears his wedding suit for the wine tasting. It turns out he canceled his wedding to be here, and it was supposed to be today: he and his future spouse agreed to postpone in order for Robert to have this chance. Typical reward/punishment segment: the women unload intact sides of beef from the truck, while the men fly off and drink champagne on the way. Things are crashed into. Things get knocked off. There's a moment when the women are hopeful that Lacey hurt herself and started bleeding, but it turned out to be the beef. The men enjoy themselves at the Sunstone winery. Lacey has never seen so much meat in her life, ever. Ev. Er. Lacey suffers so. The men have steak. Lacey has whine. And the women are served beef tongue, liver, and kidneys. With a side dish of barf bags. L.A. turns out to have a nuclear-powered gag reflex. Andrea echoes that at the stomach level. Andrea is very humiliated by the women's performance, tells the team they have to pull together, and throws up yet again. The women agree to try and do better, if only because Andrea's starting to dehydrate. Also, if they get really good at knifework, there's a chance to stab Lacey.
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02-19-09, 09:22 PM (EST)
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17. "Who knew that HK would beat TAR" |
to the pukefest challenge of the season.
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02-19-09, 09:33 PM (EST)
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21. "Looks like the guys are trying to ..." |
...slip the girls some raw beef. ;)
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02-19-09, 09:34 PM (EST)
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23. "Third segment." |
LAST EDITED ON 02-24-09 AT 09:31 AM (EST)Commercial for Madea. I cannot wait for this character to die. I hope to be the one who kills her. The men get back from their outing and find the women still at work. It's bloody. It's smelly. It's obnoxious. (Those last two are just Seth.) Next day, and we have a change for the dinner service. Because they've had all that experience with meat, HK is becoming a steakhouse for the night. Giovanni feels confident, as that's what he normally operates. There's going to be two services tonight, though: one team cooks and the other serves for the first one -- then turn it around for the second. The men do prep. The women have another Andrea pep talk. No one throws up. The men have decided to cook first and dedicate their efforts to Robert and his missed wedding. There's a two-hour limit for each team to feed as many people as they can. The men are waiting in the kitchen, but the women are slow bringing tickets back. Lacey feels having J.P. talk to her slows her down and stuff, but it's a universal problem for the women. A lot of time is lost before tickets come in, and the women are being judged on this too. Charlie manages to set his cloth on fire unnoticed. Thirty minutes in, Ben is trying to work on speed and cooking desserts for the crowd. Sadly, no one's served appetizers yet, so having desserts at the pass is a little bit weird. Brownies? Cheesecake? Well, that's a sub for a salad... Ben blames this on not knowing Gordon's terminology, like 'pick' and 'up'. As the narrator says, Ben wins no brownie points. Charlie, in addition to setting things on fire, is getting appetizers wrong. Or is Lacey handing out the wrong ones? It's so hard to tell, especially for Lacey. Giovanni leads on the steaks. Because he's a steakhouse chef. And he knows raw steaks, especially when they're supposed to be medium. But he serves raw anyway. Isn't this fun? We're halfway through, and steaks are boomeranging at Mach3. Not all of this can be the servers fault, so Gordon goes off on Giovanni. J.P. just wants Lacey to remember about Table 33, which has been sadly (or luckily) forgotten for the last hour and a half. The men run out of fillet and have to cut more in an emergency state, but they didn't get all that practice with trimming tenderloins. No food is moving except back to the kitchen and into the garbage can. Giovanni's stock is going down faster than the American credit market. And the men working on the fillet shred the entire cut of meat, waste the single most expensive cut of meat, and leave -- tatters. It's a meat horror movie. Gordon isn't feeling well. His food cost nerves are throbbing.
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02-19-09, 09:46 PM (EST)
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24. "Fourth segment." |
Apparently this is going to be one of those nights where we wish HK came with a Curtain Of Mercy, because we're going to have to do this all over again after the roles reverse...Fifteen minutes left for the men, though, and Seth has just destroyed about $150 in meat. Seth claims he's never butchered a fillet before. Well, now he has, Gordon tells him. Seth doesn't think he did that badly. Gordon's food cost nerves disagree. Giovanni has an NY strip with four minutes to go and the restaurant has three. Giovanni has just humiliated everyone he's ever met and poisoned everyone he's ever cooked for. The sides flip: women cook, men serve. Once again, the tickets take too long to start coming in: the men aren't any good at this either. Charlie isn't setting the dining room on fire: he has to get friends to go over and ask tables if he's taken their orders or not. Colleen is mishearing orders. Colleen thinks Gordon is an arrogant, vicious attack dog for telling her this. No food is emerging from the red kitchen, and the men are trying to keep the eaters occupied. Mime may be invoked. Collen cannot count to three. Or four. Or anything else. Gordon keeps trying to get a ticket out of her, and she keeps repeating back the same wrong numbers. It takes forty-five minutes to get salads out, and then come back: the shrimp in the salad is raw. L.A. thinks this menu is too simple to get this wrong. Has L.A. met the men? Charlie is now dumping food all over the tables when he tries to serve it. Who wants bacon? How about in your lap? Your water? Your clothing? Can Andrea cook steaks? Can anyone cook anything? Yes -- the steaks are moving. Andrea is rocking the meat station, and things are leaving the kitchen -- but guess what? They're coming back. Some patrons think steaks are undercooked. Overcooked. Return the meat and refire it, or cook a new one! Is this sabotage from the men? It is from Seth, because he thinks the women sabotaged them first and he's just returning the favor. Hey, he already sabotaged his own fillet to give everyone the idea! Seth is the Mole. Andrea is now confusing ribeye and strip steak. Gordon confuses the timer for a bomb and sets it off. End of second service. Gordon has to pick a winner. This makes him unhappy. Customer feedback plays a part here. They chose Charlie and Lacey as the worst servers -- but the winner will be determined by the number of entrees served. Announcement after the break. Meanwhile, Lacey just brought in her first ticket.
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02-19-09, 09:53 PM (EST)
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25. "Fifth segment." |
24: We're Going Emo!So who wins this mess? The women take it, thanks to Andrea's speed processing. L.A. was hoping they'd lose so they could dump Colleen, but no such luck. The men must nominate two as a group: no Best Of The Worst. And who do they blame? Well, the women first for the ticket issue, but then they get to each other. Seth is a near-universal, but others want Giovanni because he didn't lead them in his area of expertise. Giovanni doesn't think he's to blame even though he blew the whole thing. Seth wants to remove the best competition. And he says it openly. Seth thinks Giovanni is the best. Was Seth in the kitchen? Down to the dining room. Jay delivers the news: Seth because his kitchen etiquette svcks, no experience, and too much to learn. And with him is -- Charlie, because his server performance didn't even remotely come up to par. Seth interrupts. He wants Gordon to take a poll on the nominations. Jay says he was addressed and it's not Seth's place to speak. Seth does not care. He wants the poll, presumably to get Giovanni out of here. So apparently Seth's been in a hamster cage for the last two episodes. Commercials.
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02-19-09, 09:58 PM (EST)
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27. "I absolutely...." |
love the fact that I don't have to look at those two face piercings while food is being cooked.
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02-19-09, 10:13 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: I absolutely...." |
I agree. Now I just have to avoid seeing LA.
I don't know why face piercings bother me so much but they do.
It looks so uncomfortable. and unsanitary.
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02-19-09, 10:00 PM (EST)
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28. "Sixth segment." |
Is Seth really going to get away with this? Look at the clock. If he does, it's because Gordon was going to declare Giovanni on an override. If he doesn't, it's because Gordon's sick of Seth and declares the case closed on the spot. Either way, it's not going to be a long debate.We're back, and Seth is still an idiot, this time in echo. Gordon wants them both up there. Seth can shut up now. Charlie, why stay? He has experience at cooking and that's what he should be judged by. Seth, why stay? Gordon, be my mentor. Be my hero. Be my Dr. Cox. And he goes on like this for an edited long, long while until Gordon looks for an off button and nearly calls him a girl's name. Going home tonight is -- gee, this is a rough decision -- -- Charlie? Because Gordon hasn't seen anything from him over three services. Charlie feels Gordon made the wrong decision. I'm almost with Charlie because this was a coin flip. Gordon is embarrassed by the night's performance on a simpler menu and tells everyone to urinate off, along with letting Seth know he was an inch from leaving. Seth celebrates his presence and ignores everything Gordon said. Lacey is glad to have survived again. No one else is. Next week: cheerleaders! Robert does imitations! Colleen is insane! The men go at each other! The women enjoy it! Danny figures out how to cook! (Who's Danny?) And we get controversial! Can someone else do this next week? I'm tired.
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02-19-09, 11:44 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Sixth segment." |
I'd help, but I'm afraid I'd just be your prissyssister.
*waves to prissyssister* 
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02-19-09, 11:09 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: HK #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Kristy Swanson and Lloyd Eisler were dining while the men were waiting and the women were cooking. I don't normally recognize the diners.
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33. "Last night's punishment for the Red Team: Hey Chef Scott" |
Chef Scott, you can put entrails on a platter for me ANYTIME YOU LIKE!!! These are both present and future chefs. Chef Scott served them a platter and gave them barf bags.BEEF TONGUE: In France and plenty of EXPENSIVE restaurants, it is referred to as LANGUE DE BOEUF. When prepared properly, it is DELICIOUS. Quietly kept secret: In the old days, Americans on a budget boiled it until tender and sliced it for sandwiches that children took to school in their lunch boxes and loved it. Don't tell anyone that, though. TRIPE: (Beef entrails). An ingredient in Menudo or served in some French and English restaurants as "beef tripe." Go figure. KIDNEY: Good in soups of a rustic old-world nature. What was all the barfing ABOUT??? With all due respect to the vegan community, the world has not always been this GREEN. Some of us do still have country grandmas, etc. ACT LIKE CHEFSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheff Scott! They should not have needed barf bags. They should have asked for hot sauce.
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36. "RE: Last night's punishment for the Red Team: Hey Chef Scott" |
Pretty weird. Kind of like a physician that gets squeamish around blood. But I guess that's out there too.
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34. "RE: HK #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Just tuned into this season and am perplexed. Is the plan now to just scrape the bottom of the contestant barrel, throw them in a kitchen and see what happens? Eeegads.
-A Tribetastic Creation
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Maybe I would, but only because I have the TV Guide.
