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"HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 07:36 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Live post-premiere discussion..." |
Seatbelts may be required, if last night's misadventure was any indication......
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 08:14 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Thanks for starting this, Estee. I completely forgot about HK starting until I saw vince's posting about it starting tonight. Well, to be honest, until I saw vince's posting I had no clue when it was starting. I'd been thinking I needed to look so I could start a recrap sign-up thread, but I guess I missed that, too. I really am sorry, guys.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:14 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
It's okay. They didn't advertise a lot and summary interest is low all over this year.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:38 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Everybody's too busy sniping at each other over politics. And, I can't tape at the moment, so I'm effectively out.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:15 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Signature dishes:Carol: roulade of veal over carmelized onions. Delicious. Wil: Braised & grilled rabbit. Delicious but sloppy. J.I.: Chilean sea bass. Perfect. Robert: Chef calls it a camel hoof. Potato & white truffle wrapped Chilean sea bass. Bass good, sauce disgusting--like him. Lacey: Dunno, but it was from a corporate buffet. Chef spits it out. Danny: He's a redneck and his dish is hideous. Giovanni: An executive chef that can't cook rice Charlie: A joke LA(?): Screwed up fish & chips ? another hideous one Coleen: Teaches chefs, but is not, herself, a trained chef. Spits it out and questions the fact that she has the gall to train chefs. She points out that she "trains manners for chefs". She does not wait until confessional to point this out. Oops. Commercial. This should be good.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:15 PM (EST)
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9. "Take notes, AI." |
That is how you run an audition episode!Interesting opening credits. There have to be some clues in there again... And the signature dishes started off so well. Too bad we went to crayon after the third one. Did Colleen just attempt to invoke manners in front of Gordon? G'bye. It's been a horrible disappointment knowing you.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:20 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Andrea: Spot on.Coy: Delicious Paula: Seasoned decently Seth: Lamb chops (cinnamon crusted???) with ratatouille. Spits it out as overly sweet. Honey in ratatouille. Yech. (Seth thinks he cooks like Ramsay. Seth laughs. Ramsay tells him he could be the quickest exit ever.) Ben: Duck breast. Nice, attractive, and by far the best dish on the men's team. What's at stake? A quarter-million and a head chef position at a new restaurant in Atlantic City. Ramsay is expecting the best opening night ever based on their being the best signature dishes ever.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:37 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Wolfgang Puck? (I know he was mentioned, but I'd think you'd have heard of him.)
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:41 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I blame that on Gordon's Accent, then.......
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:22 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Snack/dinner time for me. Someone else will have to pick it up for a bit, please.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:24 PM (EST)
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14. "The saga of Lacey." |
Lacey thinks she's beautiful.Lacey thinks she's a great chef. Lacey thinks her teammates are stupid. Lacey thinks she personally has no line experience whatsoever. Lacey thinks she's out of here!
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:36 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Lacey's a quitter. She also can't cook scallops. She can't recognize a stove that's off. Colleen thinks she can improve on Chef's recipe by putting marzipan cheese in the risotto. Robert talks over chef. He can't cook spaghetti. The lights keep going off.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:37 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Team names: Men: Blues Brothers Women: Saffron Kitchens: Hopeless. Lacey returns after a recharge time for her ego and quickly collects the first death threat from Coi, who can't stand that Lacey's station isn't ready. Gordon has to intervene before the first death threat gets carried out. Giovanni and Carol to wait staff duty. Giovanni svcks at it. Lacey can't cook, either: ruined scallops, plus she forgot to turn the oven on. Danny talking back to Gordon. Giovanni barely bringing in orders. Reading of the orders being interrupted. And then the power goes out, which is Steven Adler's fault. It's going to be a long night.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:40 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Robert's actually showing some leadership ability, even if he can't cook.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:45 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Colleen, the chef's teacher, tries to cook fresh spaghetti in a dirty pan. She can't find a clean one, in spite of the stack in front of her.Giovanni couldn't wait table if his life depended on it. Will burns the gnocchi and holds up the entire course. Colleen can't cook spaghetti. She says she isn't flustered by the criticism; she shows that she is well used to getting some. Seth screws up the lamb, but assurres us all that at the end of service he and Gordon will be "like peas and carrots again". Colleen puts sugar into the risotto. She thought it was salt. Robert takes over for Will on garnish. Robert seems to be pretty much running the whole kitchen. Customers are leaving.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:48 PM (EST)
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24. "The Litany Of Failure." |
Seth can't cook lamb.Will can't cook gnocchi. Colleen can't stop teaching. Or cook spaghetti. Or tell salt from sugar, which is how we get the worst risotto in HK history. No one in the kitchens can do anything. And Carol can't get the customers drunk enough to keep them from driving away. The dining room empties. Gordon explodes. So much for Night #1.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:52 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Men lose.Will is obviously on the chopping block. He knows that and nominates himself. Seth thinks he did great, the others disagree. Giovanni is the one that got graded below average. He lost it for them based on waiting table.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 09:56 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Seth says that Will is the 1st nominee, and he is the second. He can give reasons for Will's nomination, but not for his own.The others disagree. They say Seth is the 1st nominee, and Will is the 2nd. Robert explains that Will wants to be there and is willing to learn. He's willing to put himself on the line to vouch for Will. Chef asks if he is willing to place himself on the block in place of Will. He agrees that he's willing to do so. I think Chef will appreciate that.
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 10:11 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
You know keeping Seth will serve (not a pun) much more drama in the kitchen than keeping Will who the others preferred. Ramsay loves drama in the kitchen.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-09, 10:01 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Bobby would take Wil's place -- but he respects the decision Wil made in nominating himself.So does Gordon. Montage of bragging confessionals (Seth, Lacey), and out. It's gonna be a long season.
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01-29-09, 10:32 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
5 bucks says the blackout was staged. I love this show. It amazes me that after 4 seasons, they can still find people that can't cook risotto. You would think that people signing up for this show would download some of the previous seasons and see what is cooked a lot and practice those things. I seriously thought Ramsey was going to fire the cooking instructor on the spot after she said she also teaches manners. ----------------------------------------- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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02-03-09, 10:19 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: HK #5 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
If u have children up that late, they shouldn't be on the thread. Use ur parental controls instead of the babysitters.
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