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07-02-08, 01:02 PM (EST)
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"Be The Leaving Damned 4.14"
Hey! I'm a potato! I guess you humans kommunikate with "wurdz".
I don't have many "wurdz", as we potatoes kommunikate via twarblization of green Jacobie waves that permeate the Cosmos.
I will return with more wurdz once I have actually watched the ending. I was taking a standard potato dirt nap last night. So sue me.

WAIT! Here's a wurd:%$#!@!


ps: Don't get any ideas about 'dirt nap' you potato killers.

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 RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14 bystander 07-02-08 1
   RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14 foonermints 07-07-08 5
 RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14 jbug 07-02-08 2
 RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14 Seana 07-04-08 3
   RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14 jbug 07-04-08 4
   RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14 foonermints 07-07-08 6
       RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14 mindy23 07-07-08 7
           RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14 foonermints 07-07-08 9
 RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14 grit 07-07-08 8
   RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14 foonermints 07-07-08 10

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07-02-08, 01:41 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14"
Darn you Tater.....you were my downfall!

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5. "RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14"
It was all that cheap Wyborova Vodka you kept sousing yourself with, until you finally sauteed yourself into the happy land.


*made from potatoes..
*Womit*

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2. "RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14"
~~~~sings~~ 'Leaving on a jet plane'~~~~
That'll be me after only one more week in this place!
Hey tater, I like the 'leaving' part.

Now I have to find my earplugs once again. I had some special made before Jen left - I 'll sure need them one more time.

Poor little Christie; did you not know what stripes were when you said you loved stripes? Here, you can cry behind Petrozza's fireplace; no! not on my shoulder you don't!

Petrozza, why does no one ever call you by your first name?
Anyway, congrats on winning that last challenge, but I'm not quite sure you used your advantage well. Now, do you have the bollocks to refuse to choose either Jen or Matt? huh????


I know I'm going to Heaven, cause I've spent my time in Hell.

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07-04-08, 03:22 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14"
Thank-you for starting this thread Tater. Nice to know that I can count on you, if not these dimwit chefs.

And what great dimwits they are. I see that Jen's ego still takes up most of the room and that Matt doesn't appear any more competent than he did the week he was booted.

Christina, when you OK'd the stripes, what did you think the wurd "stripes" meant?

Petrozza, you only won the challenge because I told the judges who to vote for for maximum dramatic effect. Don't let it go to your head.

JP, get ready for some R&R. I'd say you deserve it, but that's not how I roll.


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4. "RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14"
Say no more Gordon, I'm packed and ready.


I know I'm going to Heaven, cause I've spent my time in Hell.

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6. "RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14"
Anything that doesn't involve boiling oil or baking..

HEY! And WHERE is that mouthy crabapple JEN? Will she be the last to enter someone's team by default? I bet she could use that big fat orifice to snarfle up kitchen leavings on the real chef's workstations to keep everything tidy. She's eaten enough cr@p out of the garbage.


Rather unsanitary, that.

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7. "RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14"
Don't ya be worryin' about Jen. My daughta and I will be sittin' on the sidelines waitin' for any scraps that might fall. We're livin' on the street now, ya know-me and Stephanie, after gettin' the boot from Chef. You knew that, right? Did I tell yas that?

Anyways, since I didn't get called back to help with YOU, Darth Tater, and your friends, who never seem to stop lumping up when I'm around, then, I guess I'll just have ta catch ya on the other side.....Chow.

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9. "RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14"
You are doomed to your lumps, potato murderer. Can you hear our non-digestible vegetable kestrel as our lamentably lost legions just say NO?

Remember Brucie? never seeing you on the "other side"!

Sometimes things that go in don't come out.
Thank you ~Darth

btw: Jen leave "scraps"? HaHaHAHA HA

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8. "RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14"
Hey how about that - a talking potato. I guess you're special and not just a common tater.


Handcrafted by RollDdice

Ba dum bump!

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10. "RE: Be The Leaving Damned 4.14"
It's pathetic when you humans try to twarbalize.

Hey! ..GRIT! See you on "Kitchen Nightmares"! I bet you're everywhere..

*wipes beautiful golden potato skin nice and clean*

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