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"Be the Living Damned 4 Finale"
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07-09-08, 01:09 AM (EST)
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"Be the Living Damned 4 Finale"
Who will it be? Find out at the end of this post! One person will walk through the Door to Their Dreams.

*shot of Christina's and Petrozza's hands on the fancy doorknobs*

The other will walk into the glass of the Door to Their Dreams and break his or her nose.

*shot of Christina's and Petrozza's hands on the fancy doorknobs*

Well, here we are, Christina and Petrozza. You decorated your restaurants - which I apparently like - and chose your menus, which I critiqued expertly. Then you showed us what you could do with 3 decent chefs and 1 whiny ##### or 1 whiny putz, as was the case.

*shot of Christina's and Petrozza's hands on the fancy doorknobs*

Frankly I didn't think either of you was a serious contender in the beginning, but everyone else was clearly worse. So I'm stuck with choosing one of you.

*shot of Christina's and Petrozza's hands on the fancy doorknobs*

On the count of 3, turn your knob.

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It's Christina! Really? Gawd, what was I thinking? Something about the long term, I'm sure. Well, ##### this. I'm going to go spray some champagne on Matt and get the hell out of here.


Last chance to post! C'mon lurker or newbie or oldbie, you know you want to. There's only a couple of us still watching this show anyway, so it's not like you have to impress so many people with your wit and/or charm.

Thank-you everyone who came out to play this season!

foonermints: Darth Tater, Kukulgod
jbug: Jean-Philippe
mindy23: Rosann
Cyndimaus :Shayna
Silvergirl: Corey
agman: Delayed Diner
FOXmePUHLEEZ: Kobe Beef Pizza, a chicken
Snidget: Matt's Sanity, Jen's Ego, The Hen In The Pumpkin
vince3: Petting Zoo
kidflash212: The Kitchen Bin

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 RE: Be the Living Damned 4 Finale mindy23 07-09-08 1
 RE: Be the Living Damned 4 Finale jbug 07-09-08 2
   And where was your beloved Scottie ... FOXmePUHLEEZ 07-09-08 3
       Who's This? foonermints 07-09-08 4

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mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings
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07-09-08, 08:57 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Living Damned 4 Finale"
This is it: my beautiful face, in all its glory is coming down TODAY! Never to be shown again. Howeva, my daughter Steffy and I have been applyin' for otha reality-type shows, and you just may see us around. You know-anything from Next Food Sta, to Celebrity Intavention! You'll see my face again one day and say to yourself,"dang, where did I see that woman before??". Then it'll dawn on yous-it was in Hell's Kitchen, with Matty and Corey, and all the gang.

I was really rooting for P last night-I think he coulda/woulda offered me a job in his new/fancy restaurant. But Chrissy? Nah-she's too uppidy now. So, Steffy and I will be out on the streets. I may see you on The Mole, Surviva, heck, maybe I'll even try out for Nashville Star. They need a new "Judd" family-type singin' duet, right? I just know that John Rich would love me, I just know he would. Chow for now, yous.

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07-09-08, 04:13 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Living Damned 4 Finale"
Finally! It's all over. Now I can put my feet up and take a break. No more listening to Jen; no more finding someone to clean up after Petrozza; no more hearing the General Bobby run off at the mouth; no more hearing Christina brag and brag and brag (good luck with that choice Gordon, I really mean it).

So, hey Scottie? What are you doing for the next few months?


I know I'm going to Heaven, cause I've spent my time in Hell.

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07-09-08, 08:43 PM (EST)
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3. "And where was your beloved Scottie when prep time"
came for Petrozza's restaurant?
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07-09-08, 09:12 PM (EST)
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4. "Who's This?"
The last customer in Hells Kitchen? Oh, I see, you fell asleep drunk from the final party.
Don't bother to get up. No problemo.
*swish* *zing!*
Headless corpse can be found in the walk-in next year.


Another strike for the potatoes of Earth!

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