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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-08, 01:30 AM (EST)
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"Be the Living Damned 4.12"
And here is my Final Four. Seriously? You lot? Ugh. This has just been a #####-poor season, yes? As happy as I am to have actually completed a service, I wouldn't put any of you in charge of boiling water in my fabulous new restaurant.

But that was the deal, so let's whittle away the dead weight.

Jen, get lost. You have no idea how to take direction. You have no idea what "teamwork" means. You constantly make things all about you, when often they are not. Hold your head high, by all means, but get. the hell. out.

Additionally, contrary to your belief, pregnant women will not, in fact, eat anything. If you'd care to learn this, pregnant women suffer not only from cravings, but from aversions. Look it up if you don't believe me.

Alright, Final Three. Ugh.

Christina: You'll have to keep doing better to have a shot. You may have won the individual challenge, but only by 2 votes, so don't get cocky.

Petrozza: nice try on the challenge and well done in service. Do try to keep your station clean, won't you?

Corey: You knew the fish was undercooked during service. You couldn't get your lunch prepared in time for my lady friends. Pick up your feet or you'll be out next week and have to come back as either Petrozza's or Christina's sous-chef for the final challenge.


Come play! Post as a preggo or a salt shaker or something.

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Asparagus. That was the aversion that stuck with me.

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 RE: Be the Living Damned 4.12 jbug 06-18-08 1
 RE: Be the Living Damned 4.12 Cyndimaus 06-18-08 2
   RE: Be the Living Damned 4.12 mindy23 06-18-08 3

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-08, 08:48 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Living Damned 4.12"
My oh my. Seeing all those pregger women walk in? Almost gave me a heart attack I can tell you. See, I recognized a few of them (if you get my drift). Well, I am quite the lady's man you know. What a relief that none insisted on meeting me in the linen closet. Whew! That was close.

Christina's head is getting a little too big to get thru the doorways. It's not that she's been exceptionally good; just 2 points ahead of any other contestant.

Petrozza? We do enjoy the ladies, don't we man? ~~high five bro~~~ Now, if you could spiffy yourself up a bit like me? You'd have it all.

Corey oh Corey. Why are you letting the stress get to you? Should I spend a little time with you in the hot tub? Will that relax you a bit?

Jen? Good bye - and good riddance. You should have known that cursing me in the kitchen that day would come back to haunt you. Me and Gordon are tight - he wouldn't let anyone get away with that.

Now, down to three little cheff wannabees. Who will it be?

Thankfully this season is almost over. I already have my reservations for St Thomas. I can feel the tension leaving already.


I know I'm going to Heaven, cause I've spent my time in Hell.

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I'm as good as these guys. I should still be there instead of Corey or Christina. And I wouldn't burn Chef's hand.

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3. "RE: Be the Living Damned 4.12"


Just had to come back to haunt you all and say "YES!!" ding dong, the beotch of a witch is gone!! FINALLY!! Jen and her super-duper hair do is finally over!!

She couldn't cook a duck in a pot if her life depended on it. She'd just pass it off as a chicken in a kettle, believe me, all of us who've gone before her have known this FOREVA!!

Good luck to ya, final 3! You all deserve to be there. Clean up your act, Petrozza-I'm rootin' for you!


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