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"Be the Living Damned 4 Premiere"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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04-02-08, 01:01 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Living Damned 4 Premiere" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-02-08 AT 09:02 AM (EST)Oh. my. gawd. You have got to be the worst batch of cooks we've ever had for this show. The. #####. worst. Matt, Raw venison? Raw scallops? With chocolate? What were you thinking? You know I have an excellent palate, right? Why would you do that to me? You are going to pay in blood. Bobby? Being a great chef doesn't mean standing around. I can actually cook, you know. Before I had a reputation as a foul-mouthed bastard, I had a reputation as a great chef. Which I incidentally still have. Louross, you didn't think I'd toss Dominic, did you? Put him up for pretty much no reason thinking I'd have to toss Bobby because he was so damned bad. Well guess again. It's *my* show and I'll do things *my* way. Just try to manipulate me again. Rosann, barking orders was a good start, but if you think it'll be enough, you've got another thing coming. Vanessa, way to let your team down. Jen, I know *exactly* who I am and *exactly* where I fit in this hierarchy. I know where *you* fit, too. Everyone else, your food stunk and you're lucky I didn't barf it up too. Pick it up, people! 
Please keep the game in the game thread.Wanna play? Visit the signup thread for available players. Wanna play but don't wanna commit to a character? Post as a diner or a salt shaker or something. Be creative!
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kidflash212 3854 desperate attention whore postings
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04-02-08, 07:50 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Living Damned 4 Premiere" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-02-08 AT 10:02 AM (EST)Actually it was Matt that served the raw venison which Chef Ramsey spewed into my brother. Jason was the bald guy who disappeared - into the back, smoking and picking the crud from between his toes.
Dear God, I hope he washed his hands.
The Diners were the lucky ones - They didn't have to eat any of that slop. I, on the other hand, was force fed putrid risotto and lots of inedible scallops. Woe is me for I am -
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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04-02-08, 08:52 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Living Damned 4 Premiere" |
Thanks! As soon as I turned off the computer last night early this morning, I realised my mistake. I was just coming to fix it. Oops.
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mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings
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04-02-08, 08:46 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 04-02-08 AT 08:53 AM (EST)
Well, let's see-WHOSE dish did he compliment FIRST?? HUH?? And he DID make a remark about maybe I should think about coming back to the cookin' business instead of being a lousy secretary, didn't he? Yes, I think so!
It's just so easy to see how great we women are this season-few acceptions here, if ya know what I mean! Look at those poor excuses for men! One of 'em even made the poor chef throw up! Can you imagine being the first ever contestant being the one to go down in history as being the guy who made the chef hurl? Too funny-I had to laugh at loud at that one, just glad the chef didn't see me! And that Vanessa-where did SHE get off being so high and mighty? Big deal, so her dish was so 'delish', and her palate or somethin' was so wonderful! She sure ain't no leader! She stood there most of the night with her thumbs up her you-know-what! I showed the chef that I know how to take charge! You don't grow up in the City, especially around Jersey and New York, without knowin' how to survive! Yes, I ruled that kitchen last night, and no one could debate that! I just can't even get over how those loser men didn't even know what was on the menu. What were they doin' all night? Did they watch strippers on TV or what? That Bob or whatever his name is-what an ego on that man-'black Chef Ramsey'. Wow-does he ever got a lot to learn!! But anyway, as yous all can see, you ain't seen the last of Rosann! I'll be back next week, and many weeks after that. I don't take a bullet too easy, you'll see!!!
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FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings
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04-02-08, 10:26 AM (EST)
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7. "Hells Kitchen Virgin Here" |
Woa. Ok, so I am a virgin at this whole Hell's Kitchen thing. Never caught a single episode until last night. And now I'm hooked. However being a HK virgin - I need you guys to fill me in a little. What do I need to know? Fill me in a little.I need to check out the HK Game thread. I wanna play. Ack. Have these contestants actually watched the show before? They all seem so lost. I really wish they didn't have to bleep everything. I think I'd enjoy the show more if I could here every cuss word!  So that guy who claimed to be the 'Black Gordon' said he was "Cool as Cucumber". What is with cucumbers these days?
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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04-02-08, 11:09 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Hells Kitchen Virgin Here" |
Another innocent come to the dark side.What do you need to know? If you see a pan of food all aflame flying toward your head, duck. Oh and donkey is not a term of endearment. You would think that by season 4 they'd be a bit more clued in to what will happen. I think reality TV casting people must have a clue sensor and refuse to cast anyone that actually has one.  
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mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings
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04-02-08, 05:50 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Living Damned 4 Premiere" |
Hey, Floua Child, Stick around, pay very close attention to the boards, especiall us guys who are playing the parts of those guys on TV! AND, don't miss a thing that Gordon and those other numb skulls pull, and you'll pretty much have it down!
I believe Gordon called LouRoss 'toilet brush' last night because of his tricky hairdo? At least that's what I got out of, anyway! Luckily, LouRoss (Good Gawd, who named that kid!) stepped it up and redeemed himself, unlike a few of the udders. See, I'm a street smat Jersey Girl, and this is just how I talk, get it? You'll start figurin' out the parts real quick, and you'll see what we're talkin' about, soon enough! As far as the bleepin'-no one can keep up wit that! Believe me, I talk pretty dang fast, and I still can't! Welcome aboard, and have a fun ride, eh?
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04-03-08, 06:42 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Living Damned 4 Premiere" |
I'll be starting my own "Rubber Chicken" restaurant as soon as I leave this show, which could be as early as next week. Thank goodness the girls didn't lose this week.My chickens can fly! Fly across the room, my little chickens and bounce off the wall. Corey's Rubber Chicken Coop has a nice ring to it, doncha think? Actually, I was hoping to fly under the radar for a while, with being blond, bland and boring, but all hope for that went out the door with the flying rubber chicken. Corey's Flying Rubber Chicken Coop sounds better. Yeah, that's the ticket! 
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