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"Harping on Melissa"
She drives me nuts.

What's with her hair? PUT IT UP!! I've worked in a number of kitchens and dining rooms over the course of my life and I can tell you that if there's anything that distinguishes a fine dining experience (whether you prefer a burger and fries or Lobster Thermador) it's not getting hair in your food. Hair in your food is gross. Ew-ew-ew-shudder-to-think-it gross. I would rather have cold fries than a hair in my salad. And cold fries make me literally ill. Someone give that girl a scrunchie. And some VO5 hot-oil conditioner or something. Holy haystack.

What's with the eyebrows? Is she trying to look constantly surprised? Not that you can see them unless she has her hair pulled back, which is not often.

Oh, and I think really the only reason she didn't go home tonight was that double elimination when Aaron went home. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough people to eliminate. So this was the non-elim round. I think Melissa should be Marked for Elimination and have a 30-minute penalty unless she finishes her appetisers in first place.


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 RE: Harping on Melissa bullzeye 07-03-07 1
 RE: Harping on Melissa pinksparkleguitar 07-03-07 2
 RE: Harping on Melissa jbug 07-03-07 3
 RE: Harping on Melissa Cyndimaus 07-03-07 4
 RE: Harping on Melissa StarryLuna 07-03-07 5
   RE: Harping on Melissa Magnolia_Rocker 07-03-07 6
       RE: Harping on Melissa KeithFan 07-10-07 21
       RE: Harping on Melissa MKitty 07-11-07 26
   RE: Harping on Melissa foonermints 07-03-07 7
       RE: Harping on Melissa mistyrose52 07-03-07 8
 RE: Harping on Melissa Labyrinth 07-03-07 9
   RE: Harping on Melissa StarryLuna 07-03-07 10
 RE: Harping on Melissa brvnkrz 07-03-07 11
 RE: Harping on Melissa Loree 07-04-07 12
 RE: Harping on Melissa Sonicbluebird 07-05-07 13
   RE: Harping on Melissa winter_wonderland 07-08-07 16
 RE: Harping on Melissa emydi 07-06-07 14
   RE: Harping on Melissa Sues 07-06-07 15
       RE: Harping on Melissa winter_wonderland 07-08-07 17
           RE: Harping on Melissa Snidget 07-08-07 18
               RE: Harping on Melissa winter_wonderland 07-08-07 19
 RE: Harping on Melissa Jadens Mommy 07-10-07 20
   Yarrr! foonermints 07-10-07 23
   RE: Harping on Melissa brvnkrz 07-10-07 24
 RE: Harping on Melissa Vixxxen 07-10-07 25
   RE: Harping on Melissa goldie1000 07-11-07 27

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1. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
I am shocked she wasn't taken to task for it. As I mentioned in the Update thread, I have worked in a number of restaurants in the past and the kitchen staff (from the chef to the dishwasher), all had to have coverings for the heads - hairnets, chef's hats, baseball caps whatever. And I agree - nothing more unpleasant than finding a hair in your food.



Snidget's to blame!


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2. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
Not only is is just gross to see someone with long frizzy hair sway it all over my dinner, but it's all against health code violation of any restaraunt, food service place/kitchen I have ever worked in. You get severe penalties for that stuff.

Plus, it's just gross, like I said above.

And Seana, 'Holy Haystack' made me *snort*.



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3. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
I've been thinking the same thing! But then there are several things that I see on HK that I hope doesn't happen in a real kitchen! It's almost enough to turn me off eating out.


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4. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
To me she was always kind of in the background, taking the backseat to Bonnie's drama and such. But this episode rocketed her right to the front. Did she always talk that much? I know she tried to assert herself previously but this time was way over the top. And I can't believe she actually told Chef not to serve their food when the bride and groom were tasting everything. And it was HER fault the duck was plain and overcooked. Can't believe she had the nerve to blame it on others.


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5. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
I said the same things to DH last night. So gross to see her hair.

Also, what is going on with her chin? Is it just a ginormous pimple that's popped like 18 times or what? Put on a bandaid.


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6. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
LOL! DH and I were debating whether it was a pimple or a soulpatch. Get that girl a razor and some clearasil stat!


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21. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
I think it may be a cold sore. Or a soulpatch.

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26. "RE: Harping on Melissa"

That is hilarious! My DH and I were debating the same thing...I swore she had a soulpatch!! And yes, I was also freaking about her hair. All the other women wear their hair up in pony tails or buns..what is her problem? Cave woman indeed!!


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7. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
Yarrr, she be marked by the black spot sure as the haystack's been electrofrizzified.


RUM! I must have 'e more RUM!


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8. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
Still can't get out of my mind that Chef called her the 'cave woman'; boy was he on the mark!! She should be the next Geico commercial star, for sure!!

Hubby and I were trying to figure out if she were growing a go-tee, or what, too. She really needs some therapy STAT; we all thought Aaron was over the top-OMG, she has just raised the bar!!

I really feel for the blue team-but I have a feeling that Rock can put her right where she belongs-let's hope, anyway....

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9. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
I thought having the long hair issue was addressed last season? I have a memory of Gordon ranting at a person to put their hair up? And I see from the promos that Melissa's hair is up in the next ep.

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10. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
In all honesty, she seems to have it up most of the time during service. But she always has it down during judging, like a shampoo model or something. And a lot of the time she has it down during prep. Last night she had it down the whole time they were making the sample food for the happy couple though, which grossed me out immensely.


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11. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
So glad that we weren't the only ones wondering if she was growing a goatee. That aside, she's a nutbar. She lies and tries to manipulate and doesn't do either very well. I can't wait until the guys get a hold of this one. She's an absolute nutter butter whackadoodle.


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12. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
On the first episode Melissa made a big deal about the fact she is too good looking to be taken serious in the kitchen. Maybe she is trying to change that image. She certainly can't be accused of being too attractive with her looks now. LOL!
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13. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
Ok, I am so glad that I wasn't the only one looking at her chin thinking what the heck is that! It was seriously distracting.
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16. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
It was beyond gross...what if that scab falls in the food?
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14. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
I think the thing on her chin is either a cold sore (you get them under stress, at least I do) or she had a chin piercing and it's closing?

or it's just a big zit

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15. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
My husband thought it was a goatee too...LOL Methinks the stress of Chef Screams A Lot has thrown her herpes into flareup overdrive....

As to the hair...they're probably setting her up to actually catch fire...when's sweeps week?

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17. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
LOL...btw, why are my posts out of order?
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18. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
Welcome to the boards.

Your post will be under whichever post you hit reply to regardless of what time you post.

If it is a general comment rather than one specifically responding to a particular individual then use the reply button on the top post of the forum.

Look to the left and click on the Off Topic section and there is a help forum for questions and answers and there is a lot of info over there.

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Thanks! I am Winter. I appreciate the tips and the nice welcome!
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20. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
She's gone!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!
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23. "Yarrr!"
The Black chin Spot always be a true Mark o' Doom given by Satan hisself, and known by 'is Chef and all his minions. 'Twas an ugly sight to gaze upon, let alone the hair that would've got her burned at the stake in Salem all by its lonesome.


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24. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
I second that WOOO HOOOO. So happy that she is gone. I could not stand her. Whew.

Syren did me again
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25. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
Ding Dong the evil witch is gone! yeehaw! I think that was a soul patch growing on her chin. ick!
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27. "RE: Harping on Melissa"
Thank-you Chef Ramsey, for finally kicking Cave Womans butt out the door!


Shave that beard off cave woman....

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