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07-10-07, 00:46 AM (EST)
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"Be the Living Damned HK3-6"
Hello, my little chefs! Last week's non-elimination was surprising, was it not? This week it was no surprise that the Red team won the challenge. The deciding factor was not taste or originality, but rather who Chef wanted to be seen with in print. Can you imagine Josh and Rock posing with mixers and pizza cutters? And Brad would not have suited that lovely green dress at all.

We have gone to a great deal of trouble to rig these challenges in favour of the women...well, with the possible exception of the army/navy excursion. The men were not supposed to win the spa day, of course. That's a girl prize.

Rock: When Chef called and asked me if you had calmed down yet, I swear to you that I did not know he meant for you to collect the garbage at the photo shoot.

Jen: Now we know why you were trying to fly under the radar. You have cooking experience. Quite a lot of cooking experience. Which begs the question: how often do you take food out of the garbage at the restaurants you work at? I may never eat at Morimoto's again.

Julia: A service full of extremes for you, no? Chef said your scallops were excellent, but you got the rough edge of his tongue for a mistake elsewhere. We have not seen you so upset since everyone tried to exclude you in the first episode.

Bonnie: You keep saying that Julia cannot keep up, but you may have noticed that she did not start an enormous fire at her station and then fail completely to take any action to put the fire out.

Josh: How nice of you to coach Melissa in how to prepare her lobster dish. She certainly kicked fesses. This was sarcasm. She did very poorly.

Brad: No, I don't need any risotto, thank-you. And certainly not this mush, whatever it is. It is risotto?

Melissa: You were bossy with the Red team, and just incapable with the Blue. It is too bad you did not live up to the potential you showed with your initial steak dish. Au revoir.


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 RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-6 Scarlett O Hara 07-10-07 1
   RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-6 emydi 07-10-07 3
 RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-6 bystander 07-10-07 2
   RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-6 foonermints 07-10-07 7
 RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-6 Cyndimaus 07-10-07 4
 RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-6 jbug 07-10-07 5
 RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-6 Vixxxen 07-10-07 8
   RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-6 Vixxxen 07-10-07 9

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Scarlett O Hara 3259 desperate attention whore postings
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07-10-07, 08:00 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-6"
Alas, poor Melissa and her "erupting" chin is gone. Thank Gawd!! It's about time we got that * DONKEY * out of the kitchen!!

Yes, I have many years of hard kitchen labor behind me from some of the world's finest restaurants! Now you know the truth. Behold, the glory of ME!!! Booo-whaaaaa-haaaaa-haaaa!

Underneath this plain, boring exterior, is a REAL CHEF patiently doing my time until Chef's restaurant is MINE!!!


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3. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-6"
nice potato buds jen



I got a line!

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07-10-07, 08:52 AM (EST)
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So THAT was a lobster. I thought it was a scallop.

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Hehe.. dumb lobsters to be so meaty and tasty. You'll never see US on the menu, 'cause we're weensie and ickie. Except for when Fred got caught and boiled in that leftover beer can on Survivor. I think Yau-Man ate him. *sob*


Hiding far, far away from Rammie and his taste for flying rat.

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My emotion was understandable. I was so relieved to have Melissa out of the kitchen that my emotions were just swinging all over the place. And having Chef compliment my scallops and then later berate me was just overwhelming. But I'm fine and totally capable of dealing with a restaurant.

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I most certainly did take care of the fire! Chef came over and gave me personal instruction on what to do next time - so what I did do worked, yes? (So, he yelled a little; he has to do that so the rest of ya'll don't catch on fire yourselves).

Was I beautiful at the photo shoot or what? Course you all expected me to shine, so I did. I clean up real good for a little nanny don't I?
And, I've had lots of experience watching the 'rich & famous' at parties and such (you know, when I trot out the little kiddies to be shown off). So I know how to dress up and fit right in.
Now Jen? You need a few lessons girl. What's with chewing with your mouth open and talking with food in your mouth? Good grief - get a little class will ya?


Modeling instruction by Seana

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Jean Phillippe this is why you are just the maitre d'. You don't know anything. *wink*

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9. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-6"

I got my game face on now y'all. No more kicking cans, slamming fridge doors and definitely no more rummaging in the garbage.

We should have won that challenge "lobster and crab bisque...boring". Where's the creativity with Hell's bitches?

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