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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-19-07, 00:02 AM (EST) "Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Hello, good patrons of Hell's Kitchen. I would like to recommend to you that you go to another restaurant. Here, we will serve you rancid crab over spaghetti fresh from the garbage. Your Wellington will be overdone, your scallops will be dangerously underdone and you may never get your San Pellegrino. But at least the risotto is finally not too peppery. Administrative Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread. That is, don't post as your character in any other thread. Come play with us! The only unclaimed character is Scott the Chef, and possibly Aaron, unless RollDdice is going to play him. You can post any time as a dinner guest or whatever suits your fancy.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Scarlett O Hara 06-19-07 1    RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 jbug 06-19-07 2    RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Cyndimaus 06-19-07 7    RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 mysticwolf 06-20-07 16    RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Silvergirl1 06-21-07 18  RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 emydi 06-19-07 3  RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 jbug 06-19-07 4    RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Vixxxen 06-19-07 6    RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Cyndimaus 06-19-07 9        RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Vixxxen 06-20-07 17            RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Cyndimaus 06-21-07 19                RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Vixxxen 06-25-07 22  RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 bullzeye 06-19-07 5  RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Magnolia_Rocker 06-19-07 8    RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 sporkman 06-19-07 12        RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Magnolia_Rocker 06-19-07 13            RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 sporkman 06-19-07 14        RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 foonermints 06-22-07 20  RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Cyndimaus 06-19-07 10    RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 mistyrose52 06-19-07 11  RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Reality_Tv_fan_90 06-20-07 15    RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3 Vixxxen 06-25-07 21

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Scarlett O Hara 3259 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-19-07, 08:16 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Eek! I dodged a bullet last night! But at least I had the integrity to put myself up in front of the firing line! Julia didn't deserve to be up there. After all, she saved my butt by preventing me from going forward with serving the garbage to the patrons. Thank Gawd Chef didn't see it happen!! Joanna had to go ... who can't smell RANCID crab?! And thank Gawd we finally got rid of that blubbering Aaron! At least our risotta will no longer be so salty from all of his sweat dripping into it! I lvoe these rewards with Chef ... he is HOT! And we're getting to know his brighter side ...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-19-07, 09:03 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Jen, I guess you thought you might as well show your face sooner than later, but girl, personally I woulda stayed in hiding for awhile! Come on! WHO takes food out of the garbage? What? You're related to George Costanza? I can't imagine how you'll face your family and friends when you go home (and you will be going home soon - prolly next in fact.) Modeling instruction by Seana   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-19-07, 10:25 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Jen, yeah, I saved your butt but WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Sheesh! You never pull food out of the garbage! But I'm glad you're still here. Joanna was much too bossy.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-20-07, 08:24 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Got news for you. You merely delayed my getting rid of your sorry a$$. Do you really think I'm gonna forget that you tried to feed patrons of MY restaurant garbage? The only thing that saved you was Joanna's crappy nose. She could have killed someone. You're just disgusting. I can wait to get rid of you. But, mark my words, you will be going! Tribe pinned me up! blogging's scary   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Silvergirl1 9320 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-21-07, 01:06 AM (EST) 18. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" LAST EDITED ON 06-21-07 AT 01:09 AM (EST) I am only to be used as a receptacle, not a recycling bin for reusable spaghetti. In other words, what goes in my can, stays in my can - I'm kind of like Vegas that way. There's no taking it back! I stink worse this week because of the stupid rancid crab Ramsay insisted on using to test the Red kitchen's olfactory skills. I think he really wants one of the boys to win this time around. Hell's Kitchen's Official Garbage Can Don't you dare call me trashy!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-19-07, 09:07 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" sous rancid crab smeller I liked being an alarm clock better   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-19-07, 09:09 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Well, fans, did you see just how quickly I dashed out of the shower and fixed all my hair & makeup and still made it to the dining room before Arron? (You know, I really thought I was getting on a modeling show, but this one is working out pretty well; just that the Chef is sorta mean.) What? Has no one ever undercooked scallops before? Isn't raw seafood and salty risotto expected in Hell's Kitchen? Personally I'm glad Julia is still with us - but I can't let the other b*tches know that I feel this way. Modeling instruction by Seana   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Vixxxen 107 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 06-19-07, 09:54 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" LAST EDITED ON 06-19-07 AT 09:56 AM (EST) I am sooo glad I won't be dressing Aaron in the morning anymore. Tired of babysitting the crybaby. F*ck the team, Aaron it's the first time I have Ever dressed a man too and certainly the last time. Get well soon..um just don't come back for our team's sake. How the hell am I supposed to cook risotto? Shaken not stirred...no that's a martini. Back to cooking. *wink* *wink* Damn, chef thinks I'm coming on to him. It's so hot in this damn kitchen. *wink* *wink* Geez I better not look at Chef anymore he may still get the wrong idea. *wink* I swear I am working with a bunch of all talk and no talent cooks...not CHEFS...COOKS. Who the hell burns beef wellington? I subtlely became leader in the kitchen and you all obeyed of course. I'm not all talk unlike Josh. Blah blah blah blah blah....talk to the hand man. Gotta out think him man cause he's still sore from being on the chopping block. He's out to get me. I don't fake leadership cause I'm a natural. Ramsey noticed when I took charge that I garner respect from y'all. It's a god given talent I have just had to show it at the right time.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-19-07, 10:26 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Could you treat me a little nicer then? I may work at a waffle house but I seem to be holding my own.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Vixxxen 107 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 06-20-07, 11:49 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Try cooking creme brulee w/o a recipe to follow, honey. *wink*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-21-07, 10:34 AM (EST) 19. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Hey, just cause I don't know what that is doesn't mean I can't make it! I'll learn. I stay up late studying, you know!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Vixxxen 107 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 06-25-07, 09:35 AM (EST) 22. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Good luck, you'll need all the studying you can get. I must admit you do fine at cooking breakfast. Grits and pancakes...a real pro!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

bullzeye 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 06-19-07, 09:25 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" *Diner #4*: Did you eat anything before you arrived? *Diner #8*: No. Was I supposed to? *Diner #4*: Silly girl! Didn't you not see previous episodes of this? It is a rare feat that anyone get's a full meal until well into the season! *Diner #8*: So why are we here? *Diner #4*: To get noticed....duh. *Diner #8*: So do we wait for dinner then? *Diner #4*: No, we wait until we can see the meltdown, and then "act" all put out and angry, like we didn't see this coming. This could be our ticket to fame and fortune! *Diner #8*: I love you.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Magnolia_Rocker 2139 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 06-19-07, 10:26 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" LAST EDITED ON 06-19-07 AT 10:33 AM (EST) Ok guys. Who was the "funny man" that thought it was a good idea to say "##### you" to me when I was teasin' ya about peeling the potatoes? Just so ya know I have a call into my cousin Tony and as soon as I get the name he's gonna be here to beat you to a bloody pulp. He wanted to whack the person but I said not on national TV. Bad for the family. So who was it? Hmmmm? Scared are ya? You should be you good for nothing losers. And that goes for some of you girls in the kitchen too. Jen, what the hell were you thinking????? Thank god Julia asked where you got those noodles you filthy slut. Good riddance Joanne, you were nothing but a hindrance to this team so out you go. I mean geesh...can you not smell???? Idiot. Bonnie, dear, lay off the hair bleaching for a bit sweetness. It's frying what little brains you have. Raw scallops...*shakes head* Moron. Looks like the only competition I have here is Julia atm. I'll keep an eye on her and Cousin Tony on standby.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 06-19-07, 03:13 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Like that was the first time anyone told you to bleep off. In my neighborhood that's like how we wish someone well. My buddy might say 'Yo Vinnie, you're out of beer, I'm going down to the packie." In return I yell, "bleep you!". I'm really saying "Thanks, get me a case of Bud" When I have to go to work, I tell my friends "sorry guys I can't hang with you, I got to go to my Uncle's club." My buddies will say, "Well bleep you Vinnie". They are really saying "cool, can you sneek us in later" See it aint no dis. I was showing you respect. Youse said to have fun with KP. When I said "bleep you", I was saying well have fun on the bluring helocopter you bleep Besides, I aint afraid of ya cousin Tony. He's a meatball. Not like my Uncle Tony. Do you rally want to start an Italian war in Hell's Kitchen?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Magnolia_Rocker 2139 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 06-19-07, 03:22 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Puh-leeze you mobster wannabe. Just because you have a mobster sounding name does not a mobster make. You let Chef embarrass you on national TV smearing raw egg all over your smock. You pansy-blurred momma's boy. Get the bleep outta 'ere.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 06-19-07, 05:44 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Ever watch a professional soccer game? Notice how easily soccer players fall to the ground if another player even touches him. If I did decide to punch Chef failed-soccerboy, he go down harder and faster then cryboy Aaron did. We both know if I did hit Chef, he'd kick me off the show. I'm not ready to leave the show yet. When I am ready, Chef better watch out.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

foonermints 12302 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-22-07, 01:59 AM (EST) 20. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" *stabs toes* of evil potato-skinning savage. Protecting the Potatoes of Earth! When you fall over, I'll stab your "packie".   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-19-07, 10:29 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" I can't believe you guys put me up for nomination? Didn't I save your butts at breakfast? Didn't enjoy the helicopter ride and meal with Chef? Do I really have to know, right this moment, all the terms and everything? I can learn that. Obviously I know enough not to serve spaghetti out of the garbage or rotten crab. I think you guys just feel threatened by me.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 06-19-07, 11:48 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" > Well, thanks to good-hearted Eddie, Joanna is now spending her loser time with US, at MY pool party! GEEZ, she made a nice-looking appetizer for all of us last night, after the boot? Listen, people, I only have TWO bathrooms, and let's just say, there wasn't enough toilet paper to go around! And who does that Melissa think she is, with that fakey Brooklyn, half-cocked mobbo accent? Does she think she is the Hell's Kitchen Goddess or something? Nominating Julia? From what I see, Julia is the only one who even knows how to turn a pancake at the right time! Dayam, I wish I could have been there to serve those good-lookin' Army boys! Oh well.... I think I'll take a ride out later and visit Aaron in the hospital, incognito, of course. I don't want him to know who I really am, or where I really live, but that won't be too hard. He doesn't remember too much. From what I understand, from the people who've been to his room, he doesn't even remember being on the show. Wonder if it was pre-existing, or the trauma of BEING ON THE SHOW?? Truly makes one wonder, doesn't it.... Chow, ya'll. Until next time. Eddie and I have some shopping to do, and I really need to call my housekeeper to clean up that crab-smelling mess in the bathrooms. Until next time...Tif   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Reality_Tv_fan_90 75 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 06-20-07, 09:26 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Man the guys left on the blue team are IDIOTS! They picked me as their leader. Apparently they are completely oblivious to the fact that I've been yelled at about fifty thousand times. Oh well not my problem. Josh and Rock: Take a seat and watch how a real chef runs a kitchen!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Vixxxen 107 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 06-25-07, 09:33 AM (EST) 21. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-3" Well I obviously know better than to pick you as a leader. I picked myself and I am not at all narcissistic just supremely confident in my abilities as a chef. Oh as for skills in the kitchen just who burnt the beef wellington"? Maybe you should just stick to being a sous Brad. *wink* *wink*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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