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"Be the Living Damned HK3-2"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-12-07, 00:07 AM (EST)
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"Be the Living Damned HK3-2" |
You notice how I attend Chef tout de suite when he claps his hands at me? You chefs, you take notes. It was a difficult service for me. There are only so many apologies you can offer to customers before they get irate. At least those ordering from the Red Menu got their meals in a timely fashion. Aaron gave me so much trouble. First he blanked completely, then he was out chatting up our patrons - that's MY job! - then he sweated on the fish while taking more time to filet it than it took to cook! It was very surprising that Rock did not nominate him to go home tonight. Oh Vinnie? Here...have some roe. Administrative Notes:Please keep the game in the game thread. That is, don't post as your character in any other thread. Come play with us! The only unclaimed character is Scott the Chef, and possibly Aaron, unless RollDdice is going to play him. You can post any time as a dinner guest or heck, be one of the Dover Sole.
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KoalaChick 506 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-12-07, 01:07 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-2" |
Too many chefs around me...I'm so confused. Was that three teaspoons of pepper in the risotto or three tablespoons??? I shoulda barked louder, my chihuahua came out tonight. Sigh... It should have been you, Aaron, you big ol' crybaby. Nice fake faint, thought that would get you out of serving food, eh? At least I tried. Good luck to you all, I guess I'm back to my regular job. You want fries with that?
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mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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06-12-07, 09:54 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-2" |
> Well, I gotta say, sitting pool-side, and watching the commotion, is MUCH more fun than being in the middle of it!! Eddie is scheduled to join me shortly-no pun intended!I was totally shocked, too, that Aaron, who seems to have some Petite Mal seizure disorder, or maybe it's just a 'stupid idiotic crazy-man disorder' is still sweating and slobbering another week all over the food. That's fine-we would have NEVER allowed bones in OUR fish, would we have, Eddie?? (Shakes his head 'no'). And how about that Bonnie-what is UP with that?? Well, it's obvious what is UP with her! Every guy in the room, that's what! Not to be crude or rude, but PUT SOME FREAKING CLOTHES ON, would ya?? I would NEVER have dressed, or rather, undressed to that point, in the common room, then to flaunt IT. WOW. No wonder all the men were asking for things above and below-whatever! I have way more to flaunt than she does, if they'd just given me a chance.....oh well. Chef will live to regret THAT decision, you'll all see!! So long for now. Eddie and I will enjoy some Jose by the pool, before, or is it after, he decides where and what he's going to do with his life. I have to restrict his intake, you know-one kidney, and all that. Chow, for now, LOSERS!
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KoalaChick 506 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-12-07, 12:54 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-2" |
I must say, Melissa, of all the things I'm going to miss, you and your oobies top the list. I've never been so close to beauties like that in my 28 pathetic years. Dayum, girl!
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-12-07, 01:03 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-2" |
Boy there seems to be a lot of trash talking going on here. Don't you know that's my job?You! Blue Team! Any one of you sorry excuses could have gone home tonight. You svcked! I have never, never kicked an entire team out of the kitchen before. You're wastes of ectoplasm, all of you! Aaron? Quit crying! I'm gonna be the one having the nervous breakdown if I have to keep coddling you. The only reason I didn't overrule Rock and toss you out on your snot nose was because you weren't actually in the kitchen. Red Team? Yeah. You finally pulled it together. But, only after I had to yell at you to quit beyotching at each other again. And, if you're undressing for my benefit - which you must be, none of the guys in the dorm can do a damn thing for you - Stop Now! I don't watch what happens outside the kitchen until I can get together with my therapist. And, I'm happily married! Remeber?!? The only thing I care about where your a$$ is concerned is that it's moving when it's in my kitchen. And, all of you! You're patting yourselves on the back for knowing how to skin and bone a fish? There's a thousand guys working in fish markets around the world who can do it better and faster than any of you did. Not to mention all the sports fishermen in the world. Geez. You think that's actually a resume skill? Get bleeping real!
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dottcomm 1 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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06-12-07, 05:56 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-2" |
I know, right??!! Tell her! And I'm the one who will be on ANTM so she just needs to change her tag line. And her granny panties, wearing them around the house- girl if you want to look right, WEAR the right panties, DAYUMMMM! Of course you won't look like me in them anyway...I was glad not to be on the block this week. Thank God for Aaron's crying because then nobody thought much about mine. Ima hold it together next week and od some backstabbing on these bitc--- uh, er... ladies... I can't wait until Chef splits us into co-ed groups. I do better around men. These women are giving me fits.
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mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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06-13-07, 11:55 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Hey, Eddie......." |
> If you or ANYONE dares to give that cry-baby Aaron the address to my pool/hideaway, I will personally get out my best fillet knife and utilize it on their gullet!! GET IT?? GOT IT?? Good!OK! We are just gonna hang out here and have a nice time, drinking and partying till all the cows-or is it cowards-come home. Well, I suppose we could let Aaron be the pool boy, as long as he doesn't start that stary-eyed, looking off into the wild blue yonder carp! Otherwise, he's going to be sent packing, with a 'no return address' back to Chef! OK, that's all I wanted to say. Except that Bonnie really should take a little trip over to Victoria's Secret, if she's going to continue to flaunt her little tooshie around. The least she can do is get some decent undies, you know? Alright-we're almost out of Cuervo, so Eddie, I'm going to make a nice little (oops-there's that 'word' again) list for ya, hon, so you can run along and take care of what I need, now, OK?? OK, Sweets, here ya go. Don't get lost in the store, or anything, now. Bu Bye......
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