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"HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread"
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 08:46 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
That's better. But, your subtext suggests you don't really mean it.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 08:50 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Geezus! From the opening it looks like we're gonna get breakdowns, a revenge attack from a contestant, and a medical emergency all in the first night.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 08:51 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Redesigned kitchen, heart palpitations on the part of the women, a history according to Jean Philippe, and it's time to cut the crap & cook their designer dishes.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 08:59 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
I missed the first 10 minutes. I'll need to watch the tape to help me get more into the character of Jean-Philippe. He didn't say much last season that I saw.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 08:57 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
I agree with Bonnie. Chef is scary *and* hot.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 08:58 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Gosh. Did Jen (?) just faint?
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 08:59 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Chorizo encrusted pink snapper (which chef can't find). It's way too hot, but Vinnie wants to argue about it.Joanna says she can cook. Encrusted chicken with whole wheat spaghetti & and aperatif (which Chef gives to her). Chicken is dry. Ralph has pan seared scallops & potato gnocchi. He used frozen gnocchi. Oops. Chef doesn't even taste it. Josh says food is sex. But, his fois gras is raw. He feeds it to Josh, who says it was perfect - but agrees it was too salty. Bonnie wants to pee. No clue what it is. Chef says it's different and can see that she's new at this. She's gonna have nightmares, but he's hot. Eddie is 28 and looks 12. He had kidney disease. Parmesan crusted sea scallops. Brad has also done sea scallops. They taste each other's dishes. Brad says Eddie cooked them right, Chef says they were raw. Eddie likes Brad's, but is overwhelmed by vanilla. Chef agrees with him. No one wants to own up for the next dish. But, we know who's it is 'cause she's the one starting to pass out. God this summary is gonna be fun. Time for an effing commercial.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:06 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
I never like the boys vs girls thing.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:06 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Yup. Jen starts to moan and sink. she has a vanilla crepe with peach schnapps. Chef says the pancake is thick & she's drunk.Pepper-crusted steak with asperagas. Chef thinks he'll like it. He does. (But, I'm not sure who she is) Two dishes together. Julia's is a chicken-fried chicken something. It looks like crap, but Chef says that the chicken is great, but spoiled by the pepper. Tiffany cooked a seafood dish, which he likes. Aaron, our chunky-monkey, Asian cowboy serves finger food. The finger food is too big for anyone's fingers than his, but Chef likes the taste. Chef is disappointed, but tells them what they have to win. A restaurant at The Green Valley Resort in Las Vegas. Two teams. Blue is men. Red is women. Once again, they all share the living space upstairs.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:10 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Oh dear. Chef didn't even say anything mean to Aaron. Goodness.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:13 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Yeah. He's gonna have to be careful 'cause tears in the food will increase the sodium content. And, I have a feeling that if he survives tonight (which he may not) there are gonna be a lot of tears.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:15 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Wow. Chef actually had to resort to being nice.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:14 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
LOL! Yep. Bet that one's a lawyers dream contract.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:15 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
As long as some sort of voucher for a real meal somewhere else is part of it I'd love to be a diner on the show.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:19 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
I'm always amazed when they can't even get out a single appetizer.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:23 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
If there is one thing a short order cook can do it is fry up a darn good egg.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:22 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Cryer Count" |
Yeah, but Julia at least has a reason. She's frustrated. No one will let her help them and she knows how to fry a damn egg. How stupid are these people? What do they think short-order cooks make the most of?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:23 PM (EST)
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32. "Statistics." |
Time into dinner service: over one hour. # of plates leaving kitchen: 0 # of nervous breakdowns in progress: 3. # of things Vinnie understands: 0. # of people Gordon is about to kill: 12.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:24 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Statistics." |
Up the kill count. One of the diners HAS to eventually complain. Gordon will happily kill them, too.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:26 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
LOL @ chicken and snot
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:29 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Gordon hears that Julia just wants to help. Tiffany says she just wants her 2 minutes in the spotlight. Chef puts Julia on the eggs and moves Vinnie to washing dishes.Aaron has to redo the chicken & Chef wants the snot wiped off his face. Now that Melissa running the kitchen and Julia is on eggs she's getting them out of the kitchen. But, she's making enemies telling them when their stuff isn't done properly. Aaron quits on meats and starts blubbering again.
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bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:33 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Hi!... an Office Space reference. He sounded eactly like Milton mumbling about his stapler.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:35 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Yep. The precious red stapler. (That caused Swingline to actually come out with a red stapler. )
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bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:38 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
It's a good thing they did cuz I was about to burn the whole place down!
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:32 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Don't be silly. If he had a stapler, he could hold something together.
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bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:34 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
He could staple his nostrils together to keep the snot out of the chicken.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:30 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
How is it that this kitchen is always running out of food? It kept happening last season too. Do they plan to only have a certain amount so that if there are too many screw-ups, they *will* run out, which ups the tension level?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:33 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
I think it's just thrown-away miscooked dishes. Remember last season when Gordon had that cast wade through all the garbage they'd generated in one night? We're seeing a tremendous amount of waste from this crew.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:33 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Most kitchens plan for a certain number of each dish, based upon statistical probabilities. In order to have & use the freshest ingredients they're only going to have so much on hand. But, yeah, my guess is they cut the margins even closer in this kitchen than normal.
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udg 3038 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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06-04-07, 10:17 PM (EST)
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62. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
I was surprised they didn't run out of eggs. Cooking for an hour at ~2 min a pop? That's a LOT of eggs!
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:33 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
With some of these goofs I think they could have 10 times the amount of food they need and they would still run out.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:40 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Thank-you all.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:30 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Men's team is out of food and they haven't served any yet. Diners are leaving.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:37 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
I know a chef has to train their palate, but to know what gnat p!ss tastes like. I think that is overly obsessive.
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bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:40 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
How much do you have to give a gnat to drink in order to have enough pi$$ to taste?
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:38 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Tiffany is a huge snob. I can't believe she thinks Julia should be chosen to go up on the block because she works in a waffle house.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:39 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Kitchen closed. Women are called Hell's Bitches. He's never heard so much evil beyotching in his life. Men didn't get any food out of the kitchen. Vinnie blames their failure on Chef. Yeah. Good move. The losing team is the Red team. Melissa is named Best of the Worst. The women all want to nominate Julia because she works at a Waffle House. She can't possibly know anything. Nominees are: Joanna because of the lack of communication, and Tiffany. Surprise!!!
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 09:45 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Shall we repair to the bar for an after dinner drink?
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SilverStar 6205 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-07, 09:40 AM (EST)
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63. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Thanks for the updates guys. My power went out about 20 minutes before the show ended. I wasn't too upset since I knew my new crush (Brad) would definitely be safe.
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06-05-07, 11:37 AM (EST)
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66. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-05-07 AT 11:37 AM (EST)EXACTLY. Sneetch turned to me and said, "Oh look - they've filmed Grandma's outpatients using knives and burners." This show is disturbing. I always end up watching most of it, but I can't stand/seriously deeply pity these losers. BRING ON TOP CHEF!
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06-05-07, 12:53 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: HK Season 3 Ep:1 East Coast Update Thread" |
Great start and solid ratings- 8 mil. viewers. I can't wait to see how this season unfolds. Top Chef and Next Food Network Star are not even in the same league as HK. How can you go wrong with comments like 'chicken and snot' and eggs looking/feeling like 'silicon breast implants'?
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