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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-15-06, 04:22 PM (EST) "Be the Living Damned: Finale." I don't know about the rest of you, but I've got a headache you wouldn't (censored) believe. And my carpet is all soggy. Has Heather stopped crying yet? Has Tom stopped sweating? Has Giacomo stopped cooking? Okay, mop man: I believe you. You have some skills. You just didn't have them while you were still in the competition. What a (blurred) surprise. Virginia, one day, after you get some more cursing under your belt, you will be a fantastic chef. Heather, one day, after you find someone to hire who's more creative than you are, you will be able to take credit for their work. After a lot of (bleeped) thought, I've decided it's easier to find a patsy than master Basic Glaswegian, so Heather, you're this season's winner. Congratulations. I'm (censored) thinking that no one saw that (blurred) coming. Keith, you have a fine skill for pork chops and a stronger one for coming across as a pig. Sara, feet do not taste best with self-inflicted gunpowder seasoning. Rachel, please give Heather the ring. You make a cute couple. I'm going to lie down for the next eleven months. Wake me when the next batch of incompetents is ready to surround me. (Take a curtsey/bow, people! We made it!)   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. bystander 08-15-06 1  RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. ginger 08-15-06 2    RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. Estee 08-15-06 3        RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. ginger 08-15-06 4  RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. Cyndimaus 08-15-06 5    RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. bystander 08-16-06 6        RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. Cyndimaus 08-16-06 7            RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. bystander 08-16-06 8                RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. Cyndimaus 08-16-06 9                    RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. foonermints 08-18-06 10                        RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. bystander 08-19-06 11                            RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. Cyndimaus 08-19-06 13                        RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale. Cyndimaus 08-19-06 12

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bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 08-15-06, 04:55 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." Whew, I'm just thankful I wasn't cut or burned.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-15-06, 05:31 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." Haven't I seen this somewhere before? *can't resist teasin Estee*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-15-06, 05:43 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." You know, Virginia, people react to losing in a lot of different ways. Somehow, I never thought second place would make you turn into a blonde.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-15-06, 06:09 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." It is fair, however. After all, Virginia asked me to be a ghost. *makes dismissive Belgian gesture* And she did not promise not to cut or burn me.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-15-06, 10:39 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." *sobbing* I won! I actually won! *takes deep breath* I told this to Sara but I want to tell all of you: To quote a heroine of mine: "In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!"* *Galadriel speaking to Frodo in Fellowship of the Ring.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 08-16-06, 08:46 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." *Makes gagging gesture behind Heather's back*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-16-06, 10:43 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." I'm too excited to be mad at you. But I'll never hire you at my restaurant.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 08-16-06, 10:58 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." And you shall never have my killer leg-of-lamb recipe.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-16-06, 11:09 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." Yeah, cause I was SO impressed with it when you used it in HK...NOT!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

foonermints 12302 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-18-06, 10:27 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." My Queen has won! Unfortunately, it appears your reward is bogus. Just get the lying "get your own restaurant" Ramses out by the shoreline, so the Death Star can put a grappler on him. Our crab allies can do the rest. Payback for the foul mouthed one! *swish* *zing* Potatoes of Earth, be free!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 08-19-06, 08:32 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." LAST EDITED ON 08-19-06 AT 08:33 AM (EST) Me and my girlfriends (you know, Maribel, Polly, Rachel, Dewberry and Chicken George) went to eat at Heather's restaurant but the funny thing is we couldn't find Heather and they didn't know who the heck she was. It seems she won what she deserved. Now anyone want some good Leg of Lamb? ETF sigpic   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-19-06, 11:38 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." You're just jealous! Just cause you didn't see me doesn't mean I wasn't there. And maybe it was my day off. And they know me by a different name. (I'll tell you what it is once I find out...) Don't take the Leg of Lamb! She couldn't cook it to save her life. (fired because it was so good? More like fired because it was so bad!)   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 08-19-06, 11:36 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale." Don't vaporize him until after I've gone to England and had dinner in his restaurant.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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