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"Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
Since the job qualifications clearly don't include knowledge of the rules or experience in controlling the game, let's all go into the NFL! Just tell me why you could be an artificial zebra and do a better job than what we've got.

You'd have trouble doing a worse one.

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 RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... cahaya 09-25-12 1
   RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... Estee 09-25-12 2
       RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... cahaya 09-25-12 9
 RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... Estee 09-25-12 3
   You're hired newsomewayne 09-25-12 6
       RE: You're hired cahaya 09-25-12 10
 RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... newsomewayne 09-25-12 4
 RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... PepeLePew13 09-25-12 5
   RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... cahaya 09-25-12 11
 RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... Snidget 09-25-12 7
 RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... samboohoo 09-25-12 8
 RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... Bebo 09-25-12 12
   RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... byoffer 09-26-12 18
 RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... Snidget 09-25-12 13
 The Lingerie Football League... cahaya 09-25-12 14
   RE: The Lingerie Football League... Estee 09-25-12 15
 RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... kidflash212 09-25-12 16
 RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... byoffer 09-26-12 17
 RE: Reasons why you could be a repl... AyaK 09-26-12 19
 Time is running out! PepeLePew13 09-26-12 20
   RE: Time is running out! AyaK 09-26-12 21
       RE: Time is running out! byoffer 09-26-12 22
           RE: Time is running out! PepeLePew13 09-26-12 23
               RE: Time is running out! AyaK 09-27-12 28
 Lockout over... PepeLePew13 09-27-12 24
   RE: Lockout over... cahaya 09-27-12 29
 Deal Reached... Snidget 09-27-12 25
   RE: Deal Reached... Estee 09-27-12 26
       The economics of it cahaya 09-27-12 30
   RE: Deal Reached... samboohoo 09-27-12 27
       RE: Deal Reached... PepeLePew13 09-27-12 31
 Interview with a replacement ref AyaK 10-04-12 32
   RE: Interview with a replacement re... Estee 10-04-12 33
 The real refs imitate me AyaK 11-06-12 34

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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings
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1. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
Oh, what I could do for my fantasy squad!

And the Vegas line bets, all in!

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2. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
You heard about the refplacement who told an Eagle that he'd better get in gear because that player was on the fake zebra's fantasy squad, right?

BTW, a Wisconsin state senator tweeted out Goodell's office number. Wonder how much he's gonna be fined.

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9. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
Yup, it was LeSean McCoy:

In an interview with Anthony Gargano and Ike Reese on the 94WIP Player’s Lounge on Monday, McCoy claimed that a replacement referee acted more like a fan than an official.

"They’re like fans, kind of though," McCoy said, via CBS Philly. "I'll be honest, they're like fans. One of the refs was talking about his fantasy team, like 'McCoy, come on, I need you for my fantasy,' ahhh, what?!"

Oh, one more qualification. I can count to 11 on my two hands.

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3. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
You see this uniform?

I can make this look good.

Just needs a few alterations...

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6. "You're hired"


Tebow Time is over. We prefer to win games in the 1st quarter.
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10. "RE: You're hired"
This kind of gives "Pass interference" a new meaning...

So, what's your QB rating? Zero for ten passes with no touchdowns?

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4. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
My previous work experience includes the following:

Chicago Election Board - Poll Monitor
U.N. Nuclear Power Inspector - Mid-East Division
WWE official


Tebow Time is over. We prefer to win games in the 1st quarter.
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5. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
Here's why I'd be perfect!

I can't hear. So whatever the players, coaches and fans are braying, I wouldn't be affected by it.

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11. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
And they wouldn't listen to you anyway!
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7. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
I've always wanted to be mentioned on NPR and the zebra situation is so bad that even they are reporting on it
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8. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
I would hit Michael Vick with my yellow flag. Every single play. Of every single game.


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12. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
1. I own a whistle.

2. I know quite a few hand gestures. Some of then even are used to indicate a football penalty.

3. If people yell at me too much, I'll just say "Bazinga".

4. I use to think being a weathergirl was the ideal job, since I could couch every decision with "chance of..." and wouldn't be fired for repeatedly being wrong. But refs don't have to coordinate their clothes to avoid vanishing into a green screen.

5. I like a job with low job expectations.

6. The concession stands sell beer, so I could enjoy a cold one during halftime since I'd have nothing else to do.


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18. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
Hey weathergirl, this could have been you!!
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13. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
I've always wanted to make reality TV show judges appear impartial and competent in comparison to the job I'm doing?
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14. "The Lingerie Football League..."
... claims some of the replacement NFL refs came as rejects from the LFL:

"Because of the LFL's perception it is that much more critical for us to hire officiating crews that are competent, not only for the credibility of our game but to keep our athletes safer. Due to several on-field incompetent officiating we chose to part ways with with a couple crews which apparently are now officiating in the NFL. We have a lot of respect for our officials but we felt the officiating was not in line with our expectations. We have not made public comment to date because we felt it was not our place to do so. However in light of tonight's event, we felt it was only fair that NFL fans knew the truth as to who are officiating these games."

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15. "RE: The Lingerie Football League..."
I'm guessing a little resume' digging is going to verify pretty much all of that.

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16. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
I've had years of experience keeping my eyes on athletes in tight pants.


Capn2patch put me in motion!

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17. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
Now that I have painted the logo on the field I am perfectly qualified to be a replacement referee.
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19. "RE: Reasons why you could be a replacement referee."
LAST EDITED ON 09-26-12 AT 01:55 PM (EST)

I refereed college intramural football, so I have about as much experience as the replacement refs.

I blew a call (inadvertwent whistle while running with the freakin' whistle in my mouth and thinking, incorrewctly, the the runner had been stopped -- in fact, he was just breaking away, but I was too far away from the play to see it properly, and the official who should have called it was out of position) that cost the losing team a TD, which ultimately cost them the game, so I can ineptly affect the outcome just as well as they can.

I owned up to the inadvertent whistle and apologized to the losing team (not that it made them feel any better), which shows I have more integrity than the replacement refs.

Wait a minute, that last thing might disqualify me.

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20. "Time is running out!"
ESPN is reporting that the NFL and the referees are "very close" to an agreement and that enough progress was made in a meeting last night that it's possible a deal will be in place by the weekend and allow the real refs to return to the playing field.
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21. "RE: Time is running out!"
LAST EDITED ON 09-26-12 AT 01:58 PM (EST)

Won't they need about a week for crew meetings to get ready?

I understand that the NFLRA has already conducted training sessions on 2012 rules changes, so that won't be an issue. But I don't think the "real" refs have enough time for crew prep to call this weekend's games.

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22. "RE: Time is running out!"
Good point on the prep. Could they (or would they) put in the real refs for part of the weekend, such as just the Sunday and Monday night games? Those are the prime games which get the largest audiences (and largest exposure for the replacement refs).
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23. "RE: Time is running out!"
Just wondering on what type of prep a ref might need? Stretching their arms to signal touchdowns? The art of throwing a flag to avoid taking a player's eye out (a nod to you, Orlando Brown)? Prepping to be berated by John Fox or Bill Belichick?

(Yah, I know, they need time to be sure the crews are all on the same page as to where they need to be positioned during games, but still, rusty or not, they'll be an improvement over these hacks currently out there)

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28. "RE: Time is running out!"
Just as the replacement crews did, the refs watch game film of the teams playing prior to the game. That's how they decide positioning prior to the game -- so thay don't end up in the situation that the crews on Sunday and Monday nights did.

The replacement refs did that too. Their problem was that their skill set wasn't sufficient to perform it.

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24. "Lockout over..."
Refs will be back for tonight's Browns-Ravens game.
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29. "RE: Lockout over..."
Well, there went any possibility of a Browns upset over the Ravens.
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25. "Deal Reached..."
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/27/sport/nfl-referees-deal/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

The real refs are supposed to be back for Thurs night game.

So how long until we are complaining about the real refs? Because I don't remember anyone thinking they were that good at what they did before the lock out.

But then again, we didn't have anything to compare them too.

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26. "RE: Deal Reached..."
How long? The safest prediction of the year: the first time our regulars blow a call, someone's going to demand the fakes back. And they will blow calls. The game is always subject to human error: we just learned it takes a committee to really screw it up.

But I think there is a new appreciation for how hard the job is. I expect the referees to be cheered when they come on the field, and I think the players will back off a little on questioning them -- at least until the game clock starts.

At least these crews know how to do that.

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30. "The economics of it"
Economists say that the refs are worth it.

"In terms of whether the refs should be getting paid more than between $80,000 and $140,000 a year, my sense is, yes, they should," said sports economist Andrew Zimbalist, a Smith College professor who has published several books on the professional sports landscape.

"These are extraordinarily skilled people who are doing a job that is very demanding and even a little bit dangerous. The notion that these guys are considered part-time employees rather than people who need to stay in shape year-round and they need to study and learn and be trained about the new rules and regulations and be concerned about illegal hits and player safety, that salary range strikes me as on the low side."

But perhaps not the commissioner.

"Is the commissioner worth $12 million a year? On recent performance, it's not clear he is. What is clear is these referees have very significant value, and trying to play the game without them is hurting the game."

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27. "RE: Deal Reached..."
Can you imagine what would have happened to the replacements going into Green Bay this Sunday?


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31. "RE: Deal Reached..."
LAST EDITED ON 09-27-12 AT 07:11 PM (EST)

Just thinking that it might not be a good idea for the commissioner to take in this week's game in Green Bay as he's been known to go from stadium to stadium throughout the season -- we have the suspension-riddled Saints against the screwed-over Packers.

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32. "Interview with a replacement ref"
LAST EDITED ON 10-04-12 AT 10:54 AM (EST)

I hate to bring up the replacement refs again, but I should make one point. In Boston, the first game of the regular season was against Tennessee. The game was actually fairly well refereed, and I thought at the time that things had come out far better than anyone expected. The next two weeks, though, the refereeing in the Patriots' games was horrific, and it was obvious that the NFL had made a huge blunder.

That background is relevant because in the current issue of Time magazine is an interview with the replacement ref who was the crew chief for the New England-Tennessee game -- the only OK-refereed game I saw during the strike. His comments are interesting to me, and hopefully to the rest of you. Time published an edited version of the interview, but it also posted an unedited version on its web site, and that's what this link leads to:

http://keepingscore.blogs.time.com/2012/09/28/my-life-as-a-replacement-ref-three-unlikely-months-inside-the-nfl/

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33. "RE: Interview with a replacement ref"
Thankee. It's retrospectively comforting to know at least one person out there had a brain. And I do feel bad about what he had to give up for his one shot. Move out of position for a single second and ten people jump in line behind you...
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34. "The real refs imitate me"
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/nfl-admits-officiating-mistake-panthers-touchdown-against-redskins-005748828--nfl.html

Yes, this is what I did (see post #19). I thought the runner had been forced out of bounds and immediately blew the whistle, just like the line judge did here, but I was wrong.

The only difference was that I was stupid enough to own up to it and bring the TD back, but the real NFL refs lack that degree of integrity.

I have sympathy for the ref's mistake, but not for his act of pretending it didn't happen. Even the replacement refs would have known better.

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