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"2012 NFL RTVW Suicide Pool: Week #3"
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"2012 NFL RTVW Suicide Pool: Week #3" |
All picks due by 7:50 p.m. EDT Thursday, September 20th.I see dead people. In fact, right now, I'm seeing so many dead people that I'm having trouble picking out the living. Hmm... Okay, here's how it works. Everyone try to walk through that wall. Anyone who severely injures themselves in the attempt is still in the game. ...there, that was easy. But the next part is going to take a while...
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like Clint Eastwood trying to debate a chair AyaK he was frightened by this thing that he's become Sittem Geez, that's obscure. tests have not conclusively proven that Edge possession is fatal, but... Aethelsthan ironically, it was the only one the Patriots hit all day Bullzeye the obituary claimed his first instinct was to sympathize with Snyder Newsomewayne curse energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred or choked on Snidget methane atmosphere: yeah, that was a good idea CQVenus that's not a stripe down the back, that's a tire track PepeLePew
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So: Everyone who counted on the Patriots' kicking game? Dead. Everyone who relied on RGIII bringing in WII? Also dead. Everyone who trusted the Giants to win a game? Is still trying to get the crash cart off their foot, you Only Justers you. Eight gone in one week. Both powers out of the game, unused. Roughly half the original pool left. Enough grave dirt excavated to create a hole for 2% of Hoodie's ego. The only way to make this more of a massacre would have been to hold it as a 2 a.m. legislative impeachment. And yet we continue. Because there are survivors. Because there are games still to come. NY Giants at Carolina
St. Louis at Chicago
Buffalo at Cleveland
Tampa Bay at Dallas
Detroit at Tennessee
Jacksonville at Indianapolis
NY Jets at Miami
San Francisco at Minnesota
Kansas City at New Orleans
Cincinnati at Washington
Philadelphia at Arizona
Atlanta at San Diego
Pittsburgh at Oakland
Houston at Denver
New England at Baltimore
Green Bay at Seattle But mostly because everything behind us is now on fire. 
Y'all may be taking this game a bit too literally.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-12, 02:41 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: 2012 NFL RTVW Suicide Pool: Week #3" |
When you attend a funeral,
It is sad to think that sooner or
Later those you love will do the same for you.
And you may have thought it tragic,
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
But don't you worry.
No more ashes, no more sackcloth.
And an armband made of black cloth
Will some day never more adorn a sleeve.
For if the bomb that drops on you
Gets your friends and neighbors too,
There'll be nobody left behind to grieve.And we will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we all will go together when we go. We will all go together when we go.
All suffuse with an incandescent glow.
No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance,
Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go. Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
We'll be french fried potatoes by and by.
There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotisserie,
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry. Down by the old maelstrom,
There'll be a storm before the calm. And we will all bake together when we bake.
There'll be nobody present at the wake.
With complete participation
In that grand incineration,
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak. Oh we will all char together when we char.
And let there be no moaning of the bar.
Just sing out a Te Deum
When you see that I.C.B.M.,
And the party will be "come as you are." Oh we will all burn together when we burn.
There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn.
When it's time for the fallout
And Saint Peter calls us all out,
We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn. You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas.
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dolla's. And we will all go together when we go.
Ev'ry Hottenhot and ev'ry Eskimo.
When the air becomes uranious,
And we will all go simultaneous.
Yes we all will go together
When we all go together,
Yes we all will go together when we go.
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sittem 4186 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-12, 03:39 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: 2012 NFL RTVW Suicide Pool: Week #3" |
Even though it stinks to go out so quickly it's always a pleasure to see the Pats go down.The quote? Beats me. The closest I came was Matthew 14:30. "But when he felt the wind he grew frightened, and beginning to sink he cried out, 'Master, save me.'" Only there was no way to be saved...
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sittem 4186 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-12, 01:41 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: 2012 NFL RTVW Suicide Pool: Week #3" |
amazing - what a font of knowledge - nice song which I think I vaguely recall
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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09-23-12, 05:43 PM (EST)
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16. "This could be a really long day." |
D'you realize we are two upsets away from The Lose-Off From Hell?
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09-23-12, 07:28 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: This could be a really long day." |
I could never stand the wait. That's why I always picked a 1:00 game. Once in a while, I would even pick the Thursday game.
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09-23-12, 07:29 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: This could be a really long day." |
By tomorrow, Scuba Steve may be Seattle's number one fan.
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09-23-12, 07:57 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: This could be a really long day." |
The way the Steelers defense is playing right now, you may be the only one left.
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09-23-12, 08:10 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: This could be a really long day." |
Incredible. So Death and I go mano a mano tomorrow night.
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09-23-12, 05:59 PM (EST)
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18. "Oh, the humanity." |
And I thought I was so smart for not picking the Vikings.
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09-25-12, 07:50 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: And the last human survivor..." |
At least I can hope my death embarrasses the NFL into getting real officiating back.
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