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"Pro Badly Programed Video Game Bowl complaining thread."
Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-13, 10:41 AM (EST)
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"Pro Badly Programed Video Game Bowl complaining thread." |
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-13, 06:51 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Pro Badly Programed Video Game Bowl complaining thread." |
Apparently they've been threatened that if they remove all football-lite substances they won't get a free trip to Hawaii next year.
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PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-13, 08:35 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Pro Badly Programed Video Game Bowl complaining thread." |
Or maybe Gisele Bundchen decided to take her anger out on Brady himself instead of ragging on the WRs as usual.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-13, 08:38 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Pro Badly Programed Video Game Bowl complaining thread." |
I vote snit fit over the Reed fine. Honestly, I don't know why that would keep him from showing up. It's his dream game -- he can finally intentionally ground the ball all he likes and the refs don't even have to pretend there was anyone within three fields of his throw.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-13, 08:32 PM (EST)
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8. "Rules." |
4-3 defense is mandatory at all times.No blitzing. Ever. Intentional grounding is fully legal... ...and there's the first snicker.
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01-27-13, 08:37 PM (EST)
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10. "The best football players..." |
NFC starts the game!NFC fumbles the ball! (Yes, it was that fast.) AFC recovers on the NFC six! AFC -- cannot advance the ball in three tries! It's time for -- wait, it's the Pro Bowl, no one brought a kicker -- a daring pass on 4th and goal! AFC scores! Audience bluescreens!
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01-27-13, 08:42 PM (EST)
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12. "*helpless laughter*" |
Announcers: "The defense has to set the tone for the game."
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01-27-13, 09:13 PM (EST)
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16. "End of the 1st quarter: 7-7." |
That mai-tai hangover jet lag is extra powerful this year.
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01-27-13, 09:22 PM (EST)
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18. "He was saving it for the postseason." |
The Eli Interception. Patent established.
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