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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-27-12, 06:06 PM (EST) "Pro Bowl (why bother) complaining thread." In the latest sign of how utterly insignificant this thing is, the NFL will allow players to tweet during the game. Yeah, no way that could ever go wrong. Does the Wonderlic include 'Construct an English sentence of 140 characters or less?'   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaini... AyaK 01-27-12 1    RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaini... cahaya 01-27-12 2  RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaini... Max Headroom 01-28-12 3    RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaini... cahaya 01-28-12 5        RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaini... Snidget 01-28-12 6            RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaini... cahaya 01-29-12 15  RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaini... Colonel Zoidberg 01-28-12 4  RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaini... Estee 01-29-12 7  The Pro Bowl Special Rules. Estee 01-29-12 8    RE: The Pro Bowl Special Rules. michel 01-29-12 9        RE: The Pro Bowl Special Rules. Estee 01-29-12 10    RE: The Pro Bowl Special Rules. cahaya 01-29-12 13  Things you don't see in the regular... Estee 01-29-12 11    RE: Things you don't see in the reg... cahaya 01-29-12 12  Half-time tie cahaya 01-29-12 14    RE: Half-time tie Estee 01-29-12 16        RE: Half-time tie cahaya 01-29-12 19  Let the jinxing begin Snidget 01-29-12 17    RE: Let the jinxing begin Estee 01-29-12 18        RE: Let the jinxing begin Snidget 01-29-12 24  How to commit an embarassing fumble... Estee 01-29-12 20  A new innovation in pass plays. Estee 01-29-12 21    RE: A new innovation in pass plays. cahaya 01-29-12 22  And if you bet the over... Estee 01-29-12 23    RE: And if you bet the over... cahaya 01-29-12 29  Ray Lewis expands your vocabulary. Estee 01-29-12 25    RE: Ray Lewis expands your vocabula... cahaya 01-29-12 26  What is the record for most bizarre... Snidget 01-29-12 27  Any resemblance to real football... Estee 01-29-12 28    Who spiked the gatorade? Snidget 01-29-12 31        RE: Who spiked the gatorade? cahaya 01-29-12 33    RE: Any resemblance to real footbal... cahaya 01-29-12 32  That last "tackle" Estee 01-29-12 30  QB Dropkick. Estee 01-29-12 34

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AyaK 10083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-27-12, 09:12 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaining thread." I'd like to mock the Pro Bowl, but I actually need to have picked the winner there to have a chance of winning our football playoff pool. Go NFC!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-27-12, 10:11 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaining thread." Yeah! Go NFC! But we're on opposite sides of the sports bar for the Super Bowl!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-28-12, 00:09 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaining thread." A colleague at work is also an NFL referee, and he's the Pro Bowl alternate. Hope he's having a great time in Hawaii!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-28-12, 01:07 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaining thread." Now that goes in the What do you really want to do with your life thresd. I've reffed intramural football and basketball and always had a secret desire to be an NFL ref. Even when I was a kid at 7 and 8 years old, I'd be the scorekeeper for Boys Club basketball games and then later a (and by far the youngest) timekeeper for club swim meets my sister competed in.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-28-12, 08:53 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaining thread." *little known snidget fact* I kept score at a knife and tomahawk throwing contest.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:13 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaining thread." Glad to see you're still here.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 01-28-12, 11:57 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaining thread." The NFL: the most entertaining sports league with the most ludicrous All-Star game. The NHL: the most challenged sports league with the most awesome All-Star game. Does football actually need to be taking cues from hockey?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 06:38 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Pro Bowl (why bother) complaining thread." Super Bowl pregame: around five hours. Pro Bowl pregame: 'We're NBC, and we're desperately trying to find a way for our figure skating coverage to run really late.'   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 08:33 PM (EST) 8. "The Pro Bowl Special Rules." Summarized nicely by the NBC announcers: 'Defense: You can't do anything.'   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 09:56 PM (EST) 9. "RE: The Pro Bowl Special Rules." The special rule that should accompany this is: Coaches have to coach as they would a regular game. The on-side kicks, go-for- it-on-4th-and-one-in-your-end, the trick plays should be banned.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:00 PM (EST) 10. "RE: The Pro Bowl Special Rules." And let's not forget runners who calmly sit down on the grass as the announcer blythely says 'Tackled by Hiller...'   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:10 PM (EST) 13. "RE: The Pro Bowl Special Rules." Byline: Wade Philips on Hawaiian Holiday   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:03 PM (EST) 11. "Things you don't see in the regular season." As the defense is not allowed to try and block extra point attempts, they have taken to crouching down in a standard position, waiting for the kick, and standing up to do the wave. Arms in the air et. all. The choreography needs a little work.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:09 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Things you don't see in the regular season." Maybe they could do a line 'wave' while they're at it. Let me guess, they're not allow to go for 2. It'd be a piece of cake the way they're playing.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:12 PM (EST) 14. "Half-time tie" 28 each. They're running way above the Vegas 75 points (or so) over/under.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:23 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Half-time tie" Taking the over in the Pro Bowl may be the closest bet to a sure thing Las Vegas ever offers. *watches interception* We need a new stat to replace Tackles Missed: Tackles Not Even Attempted.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:46 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Half-time tie" LAST EDITED ON 01-29-12 AT 11:05 PM (EST) After seeing that last passing play, with a reception and silly fumble near the goal line, we might need to add one more stat: Intentional Fumbles. See post 20 for details.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:23 PM (EST) 17. "Let the jinxing begin" *get home* *put stuff down* *turn on TV* *change channel* Ball snapped to Cam Cam throws a beautiful pass right into the arms of the other team, and he nearly runs it all the way back. *sigh*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:43 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Let the jinxing begin" Given that we've had professional sports teams travel with witches, witch doctors, and Evil Eyes, I'm pretty sure you could talk the Panthers into a $50,000 yearly stipend to clean your house on Sundays.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:16 PM (EST) 24. "RE: Let the jinxing begin" Tempting, very tempting.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:47 PM (EST) 20. "How to commit an embarassing fumble." 'So here I am, being tackled for the first time all game, a couple of yards short of the goal. I'll just stretch my arm out and put the ball across the plane before I go down completely. Little bit more. ...little bit more... ...still about two yards short... ...I am Reed Richards! -- wait.'   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 10:54 PM (EST) 21. "A new innovation in pass plays." You throw the ball at the receiver's feet and he kicks it to himself! Brilliant!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:03 PM (EST) 22. "RE: A new innovation in pass plays." Now that's football.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:09 PM (EST) 23. "And if you bet the over..." ...the sportsbooks hate you.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:35 PM (EST) 29. "RE: And if you bet the over..." Somebody must have misread the BabyIV (a sports betting line computer) printout. That was 75 points per side.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:30 PM (EST) 25. "Ray Lewis expands your vocabulary." Hehousinit (v): to run a kicked ball back for a touchdown. Frequently used prematurely.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:31 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Ray Lewis expands your vocabulary." There's another Intentional Fumble, and this one goes in for the score for an IF6.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:32 PM (EST) 27. "What is the record for most bizarre football tricks" In a game, interception with a was that a pitch or a fumble into the arms of another player who runs it all the way in. Added to the other weird plays...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:32 PM (EST) 28. "Any resemblance to real football..." The current 59-35 gives us the highest combined Pro Bowl score in history. Which is sort of like having the greatest number of Fisher Price Hoop one-handed dunks.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:39 PM (EST) 31. "Who spiked the gatorade?" because they are just goofing around now.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:41 PM (EST) 33. "RE: Who spiked the gatorade?" Only now? Hah!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:41 PM (EST) 32. "RE: Any resemblance to real football..." Number of dirty uniforms: Close to zero.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:38 PM (EST) 30. "That last "tackle"" http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FingerPokeOfDoom   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-12, 11:42 PM (EST) 34. "QB Dropkick." I am now waiting for someone to pass a football and have it explode into confetti.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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