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"Week #17 NFL Complaining Thread."
Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 06:42 AM (EST)
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"Week #17 NFL Complaining Thread." |
One of the theories behind the Colts' last-minute surge claims it's because they want no part of any Luck -- no matter how good that Luck might be. They want their Manning back, they want management to be forced into paying him the twenty-eight million dollars, and they don't care if he's only got another year or two left. They're pushing themselves to the final-week wins from loyalty and luv for their field general. The future of the franchise can worry about itself when it arrives, because all they've got is now.The flipside of this theory basically reads as 'And starting for the New York Jets in 2012, Peyton Manning.' T'all had better lose today. We can't risk having him that close to all those advertising agencies. Seriously: he'd have his own channel. All of them.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 10:08 AM (EST)
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1. "Any Jinxing request?" |
Assuming I didn't blow all my jinx for awhile last week.Early Games Panthers/Saints Jets/Dolphins Late Games Bucs/Falcons Chiefs/Broncos Night Game Dallas/Giants
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 02:42 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Any Jinxing request?" |
It's the object your Bobcats ownership built around the team to keep free agents out.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 11:25 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Week #17 NFL Complaining Thread." |
Collectors always pay more for a complete set.
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01-02-12, 00:56 AM (EST)
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58. "RE: Week #17 NFL Complaining Thread." |
Look at what Flynn did today for the Packers. Five TD's?! That's two QB eggs in one basket!
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 11:18 AM (EST)
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3. "Playoff scenarios." |
LAST EDITED ON 01-01-12 AT 11:42 AM (EST)(For the most part, I'm leaving out ties unless they would be comedic.) AFC Patriots: They're either the #1 or the #2. If they win, they lock up home field. Lose and it opens the door for the Ravens and Steelers. Ravens: In the nastiest position of the day. Win and they guarantee themselves at least the #2 seed. Lose and they tumble all the way to the #5. So it's a week off and at least one home game or see you Saturday/Sunday on the road. Lying down against the Bengals is not advised. Steelers: Currently have a wild card. Can get all the way to a #1 or #2 with Patriots and Ravens losses. Needs the Ravens to loss in order to get the division. Texans: They're the #3. Nothing that happens today can change that. Broncos: Get the #4 if they win. Also get it if they lose and the Raiders follow suit. Do not win just because Tubya takes a knee and asks for it. (We hope.) They can't get a wild card under any scenario: it's the division or nothing. Raiders: They get the #4 if they win and Denver loses. They can get a wild card if they win and see both the Bengals and Titans lose -- or, interestingly, a Bengals loss and Jets win. Bengals: Beat the Ravens and they've got a wild card. If they lose, they need the Jets to blow it plus either the Raiders or Broncos to fail, no preference. Titans: Have a wild card with a win and one of three combo packs: Bengals and Raiders lose with a Jets win, same but swap Raiders for Broncos, or Bengals lose plus the Jets lose and both the Raiders and Broncos win. So in other words, see you next year. Jets: No. Just -- no. *sigh* Okay, this is their magic road. They've got to beat the Dolphins (again, no) and then the Bengals have to lose, the Titans have to lose, and either the Broncos or Raiders to lose. So in summary: no. NFC
Packers: Are the #1 and have no way out of it. 49ers: Have the West wrapped up. They're the #2 seed if they win. They can also get it if the Saints lose. Saints: Took the South. They need a win and a 49er loss if they want the #2: without it, they're the #3 seed. Lions: Have a wild card. Apparently could get the #5 instead of the #6 if they win today, and since the Packers are barely scheduled to show up... Falcons: Locked into the other wild card. Could use a win today to keep from being the #6. Giants & Cowboys: Whoever wins the final game is the #4. If they tie, the Giants get it.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 02:53 PM (EST)
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10. "Patriots vs. Bills." |
What may be driving the NE fans nuts right now is that their team still has something to play for: that lock on the #1 seed, which falls into serious doubt if they blow this game. Part of me suspects Hoodie is at the ego point where he thinks this is golf and he's giving the opposition handicap swings before starting to play, but...
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 04:35 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Patriots vs. Bills." |
Oh sure, this style of play happens completely by accident.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 04:10 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Week #17 NFL Complaining Thread." |
I don't see it as faith in the Giants as much as wondering how Romo's hand is doing.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 03:45 PM (EST)
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13. "Halftime on the early shift." |
So far......whoever the Packers drafted out of the stands, they're managing to compete with and stay ahead of the Lions. This may be cause for Detroit concern. ...the 49ers are doing their part. So are the Rams. ...Rex Ryan foolishly believes there's a chance. ...the Titans are arguing that non-point. ...no one cares what the Bears and Vikings are doing, including the teams involved. ...the Patriots are wondering whether naptime is over yet. ...the Panthers and Saints have opted to play pinball. ...the Redskins are doing what they do best. ...Peyton isn't packing, but he is trying to remember where he put his studio lights makeup kit. ...and the Eagles are still out of the playoffs. So there's that.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 05:11 PM (EST)
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18. "Houston/Tenn" |
Get the ball when you shouldn't have a chance at it againCheck Get the touchdown you need to win Check Set up for the two point to win rather than tie Check False Start get 5 yard penalty Check Snap the ball over the quarterback's head Check So how many Houston fans died of a heart attack over that little bit of game play.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 05:15 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Houston/Tenn" |
Well they may be down to three or four after that fan killing game ending.
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01-01-12, 05:14 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Houston/Tenn" |
I think zero... Houston just wanted to avoid going to overtime and risk injuring their last QB, keeping as many players as possible healthy for the playoffs next week. Going to overtime would just have created more potential situations for an injury to happen.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 05:16 PM (EST)
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22. "Understatement. " |
Whoever winds up as the AFC #6 has to be really happy about their chances.
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01-01-12, 05:40 PM (EST)
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23. "The Lions and Packers redefine 'shootout'." |
LAST EDITED ON 01-01-12 AT 05:46 PM (EST)And rewrite the record book in the process: it's the first NFL game where both passing offenses got 400 or more yards -- and it's not over yet! The Packers (whoever they currently are) have the ball with less than two minutes to go and they're driving! They want more yards! More points! A longer delay of whatever comes on in primetime! And as I wrote that, they got to 2nd and goal at the Detroit 4-yard line -- no, now it's a touchdown! The Packers are ahead! Detroit will get the ball back with about 1:10 to go! And you know what that means? More yardage! Oh, that poor, abused NFL record book. If only the numbers in it actually meant something. ETA: Figures: Packers got the ball back. And now they're kneeling for -1 yard per knee touch. Don't they have any respect for history?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 05:49 PM (EST)
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25. "More seeds settle into place." |
The Patriots are officially the AFC's #1. Also jerks. The 49ers got the NFC #2 -- barely. The Titans are still alive, but they need the rest of the league to cooperate on a level which colluding owners can barely manage. And the Eagles are still out.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 06:02 PM (EST)
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26. "The tubes are still warming up." |
LAST EDITED ON 01-01-12 AT 10:45 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 01-01-12 AT 06:06 PM (EST) Denver in the first quarter: zero first downs, Tubya 0-for-2 on passes. He just completed his first connection (other than the one where he flew over the stadium and personally blew the Chiefs' field goal attempt offline with his mighty wind). But since it's only 7-0 Chiefs and the power will flow in the fourth, all that failure currently means nothing. Just like every faith outside of his subsect. No.Thing. Meanwhile, the Raiders are tied at 7 and the Bengals/Ravens game, which people might actually want to watch, is not available in this area. Because the Tubya has decreed it, and he's more respected than the Dalai Lama. Who, by the way, can throw a tighter spiral. Feh. ...oh, look: Tubya just had the ball stripped and gave it away to the Chiefs. Look at that happy Chiefs defender. *shakes head* No idea he's going to burn.
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01-01-12, 06:23 PM (EST)
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28. "So you want to host the Super Bowl..." |
With the Colts brilliant 2-14 season, teams serving as the host for the Super Bowl have fallen to an overall record of325-415-5 (.439) The last host team to advance to the post-season would be the 2000 Tampa Bay Bucs, who lost in the Wild Card round. The 1998 Dolphins were the last to win a playoff game, but were done by the Division game. No team has ever played in the Super Bowl on their home field. Two teams came close, though. Super Bowl XIV was played at the Rose Bowl, with the Los Angeles Rams bowing to the Pittsburgh Steelers (the Rams home at the time was the L.A. Coliseum). V Super Bowls later (XIX), the San Francisco 49ers won at Stanford Stadium, just up the bay from their home at Candlestick Park. 2013 - Saints 2014 - Giants & Jets
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 07:04 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: So you want to host the Super Bowl..." |
Like the Giants & Jets need a reason to screw up their collective seasons...
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 07:03 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Week #17 NFL Complaining Thread." |
The Raiders are losing. Stop doing that.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 08:19 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Nice work, pharoah..." |
I'm working on it. But usually the jinx works best when it has more time to build.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 08:19 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: By the power of the jinx" |
Talk about a game with no one to root for.
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PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 08:21 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: By the power of the jinx" |
Right now, there is a very good chance we could have 3 AFC North teams in the final four in the AFC. Baltimore will have a first round bye, Pittsburgh is up against the Tebows and Cincy has a hobbled Texans team to go up against.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 08:30 PM (EST)
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41. "NBC: home of the instant rerun." |
Giants versus Cowboys? So now they're too cheap to fly their crew to another game site?
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 10:01 PM (EST)
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44. "Did they describe that punt...." |
using baseball terms like knuckleball and screwball, or is this pink rose bubbly a lot stronger on the first sip than I expected.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 10:21 PM (EST)
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47. "Does it affect his throwing?" |
I don't know how Romo's hand is feeling, but his rear has to be getting pretty sore.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 10:36 PM (EST)
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48. "Cowboys net the Giants a 16-yard punt return." |
The theory here is that if they get all their idiot penalties out of the way on January 1st, they're clear for the rest of the year?
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 11:14 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Week #17 NFL Complaining Thread." |
Depends, are we talking a feather fan or a Chinese weapon fan made with the metal ribs that have the the ends all sharpened like razors that shoots poisoned darts.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 11:25 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: Week #17 NFL Complaining Thread." |
I saved a copy of that post so I can show it to you when you're sober.
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PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-01-12, 11:10 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: Week #17 NFL Complaining Thread." |
There's plenty of people that I know who have two favourite teams: their local team and anyone who is playing against the Cowboys that particular week.
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01-02-12, 11:41 AM (EST)
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64. "Sports radio mini-apocalypse: New York." |
It's not that the Jets core feels they got robbed yesterday: everyone acknowledges the playoffs were a longshot more suited to the Kentucky Derby than the NFL. It's more that they feel the team should have never been in that position to begin with. As such, the cries are going up, and they sound off as:New offensive coordinator. Last year is Rex's last chance (and he needs to take responsibility for calls). Start considering if you can really win with Mark Sanchez. And naturally, all of that is slowly heading towards: Say, do you think Peyton's gonna be available? Because, you know, the last time they rolled the dice with someone else's franchise QB, things turned out so well.
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