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"Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread."
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Because Hoodie needed extra motivat... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
1 |
RE: Because Hoodie needed extra mot... |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
2 |
Pregame begins. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
3 |
RE: Pregame begins. |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
4 |
RE: Pregame begins. |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
5 |
RE: Pregame begins. |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
24 |
RE: Pregame begins. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
34 |
RE: Pregame begins. |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
36 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
6 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
7 |
Brady interview. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
8 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
9 |
Unintentional flub #1 |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
10 |
First NFL commercial. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
11 |
An NBC innovation! |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
12 |
Blake and Miranda |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
13 |
RE: Blake and Miranda |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
17 |
RE: Blake and Miranda |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
20 |
Miranda & Blake. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
14 |
RE: Miranda & Blake. |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
16 |
Kelly |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
15 |
RE: Kelly |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
18 |
The AFC wins! |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
19 |
How to stall out a drive. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
21 |
Bud Light Platinum? |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
22 |
RE: Bud Light Platinum? |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
27 |
The bet no one had. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
23 |
RE: The bet no one had. |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
26 |
Okay, one guy had it. |
Estee |
02-06-12 |
112 |
Hyundai ad |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
25 |
Belicheat |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
28 |
Lucky, lucky Giants. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
29 |
9:0 Giants |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
30 |
RE: 9:0 Giants |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
31 |
It's a moral outrage. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
32 |
"Dave drove a Ford." |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
33 |
The line still applies. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
35 |
RE: The line still applies. |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
37 |
The theme they want to promote. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
38 |
RE: The theme they want to promote. |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
40 |
The sportscaster jinx |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
39 |
Howard kills it with water. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
41 |
RE: Howard kills it with water. |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
42 |
RE: Howard kills it with water. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
43 |
And still no one can count to eleve... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
44 |
George Lucas rewrites the whole thi... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
45 |
Star Wars prequels |
Jims02 |
02-05-12 |
49 |
RE: Star Wars prequels |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
53 |
RE: George Lucas rewrites the whole... |
VisionQuest |
02-05-12 |
51 |
Twenty-six dominant minutes. |
Max Headroom |
02-05-12 |
46 |
RE: Twenty-six dominant minutes. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
48 |
Halftime: Patriots 10, Giants 9. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
47 |
Blended commercial message. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
50 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
52 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
57 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
VisionQuest |
02-05-12 |
58 |
At least the game is good. |
Max Headroom |
02-05-12 |
54 |
Halftime show. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
55 |
Madonna |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
56 |
RE: Madonna |
VisionQuest |
02-05-12 |
60 |
RE: Madonna |
dabo |
02-06-12 |
103 |
Sorry, Clint. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
59 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Molaholic |
02-05-12 |
61 |
Speaking of scream-and-leap. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
62 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Molaholic |
02-05-12 |
63 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
64 |
First too-short commercial. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
65 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
66 |
Pepe should have told us |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
67 |
RE: Pepe should have told us |
PepeLePew13 |
02-05-12 |
70 |
RE: Pepe should have told us |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
72 |
RE: Pepe should have told us |
dabo |
02-06-12 |
104 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
VisionQuest |
02-05-12 |
68 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
69 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Molaholic |
02-05-12 |
71 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
73 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
74 |
Touchdown! |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
75 |
What it looked like to me. |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
77 |
RE: What it looked like to me. |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
89 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Molaholic |
02-05-12 |
76 |
Breathe Estee, Breathe |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
78 |
RE: Breathe Estee, Breathe |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
79 |
Hail Mary... |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
82 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
80 |
Belichek's glare nearly killed me t... |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
81 |
RE: Belichek's glare nearly killed ... |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
85 |
RE: Belichek's glare nearly killed ... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
86 |
Final: Giants 21, Patriots 17. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
83 |
RE: Final: Giants 21, Patriots 17. |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
84 |
RE: Final: Giants 21, Patriots 17. |
PepeLePew13 |
02-05-12 |
87 |
Let's be fair. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
88 |
Trophy presentation. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
90 |
So....you gonna fire |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
91 |
RE: So....you gonna fire |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
92 |
SO glad |
moonbaby |
02-05-12 |
93 |
That guy in the gray hoodie sure lo... |
Max Headroom |
02-05-12 |
94 |
RE: That guy in the gray hoodie sur... |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
95 |
The Voice Starts Early? |
Snidget |
02-05-12 |
96 |
RE: The Voice Starts Early? |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
98 |
And since we don't have an ECST for... |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
97 |
And so it's over for another year- ... |
VisionQuest |
02-05-12 |
99 |
Belichek |
cahaya |
02-05-12 |
100 |
About the M.I.A. halftme birdie. |
Estee |
02-05-12 |
101 |
RE: About the M.I.A. halftme birdie... |
Snidget |
02-06-12 |
106 |
RE: About the M.I.A. halftme birdie... |
Estee |
02-06-12 |
108 |
RE: About the M.I.A. halftme birdie... |
dabo |
02-06-12 |
109 |
Just realized. |
Estee |
02-06-12 |
102 |
Still waiting. |
Estee |
02-06-12 |
110 |
uhoh |
dabo |
02-06-12 |
105 |
Stay classy, Boston! |
Estee |
02-06-12 |
107 |
Spouse abusing. |
Estee |
02-06-12 |
111 |
RE: Spouse abusing. |
cahaya |
02-06-12 |
113 |
RE: Spouse abusing. |
Estee |
02-06-12 |
114 |
Hoodie, Karma. Karma, Hoodie. |
Estee |
02-06-12 |
115 |
Disagree |
AyaK |
02-08-12 |
117 |
RE: Disagree |
Estee |
02-08-12 |
118 |
RE: Disagree |
AyaK |
02-09-12 |
119 |
Parade link |
moonbaby |
02-07-12 |
116 |
Brady's sis engaged to Youk |
PepeLePew13 |
02-10-12 |
120 |
RE: Super Bowl Palladium complainin... |
dabo |
02-11-12 |
121 |
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 11:08 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Because Hoodie needed extra motivation." |
The only question is how will he punish his programmers for not beating the Giants to "accidentally" releasing their page early first.
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02-05-12, 05:06 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Pregame begins." |
I think kickoff is at 6:30, but the listing says game starts at 6:00
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02-05-12, 07:44 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Pregame begins." |
Yeah, I checked the guide and took a nap right up until six. I've got DD's strep and a fever, so needed the rest before the game.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 08:06 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Pregame begins." |
Do you need me to send you a hot toddy through the interwebs?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 07:00 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." |
The Gronk seems to be moving fairly well during these last few practice minutes. Because football players are used to pain. Because they get the good shots. And because when you're deep in an abusive relationship, you'll cripple yourself for life to earn a love that will never come. NBC closes out the pregame show promises Faith Hill. Then Kelly Clarkson. Then Madonna. And possibly some football, if they can find the receipt saying they already paid for it. (My only regret on missing the early pregame show is losing the chance to see how much spit and bailing wire was holding the studio set together.) I don't care about Faith, I want Kelly to sing with absolutely no remarks on her current weight/build from anyone, and all I want to see with Madonna is Bondt declaring he wants one of those outfits. The Giants radio team is still in their pregame show. Of course, they started at 5:00 p.m. *takes food out of oven* Gee, I hope I can still taste any of this.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 07:08 PM (EST)
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11. "First NFL commercial." |
Collectively, the Player's Association will not be getting on The Voice any time soon.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 07:23 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Blake and Miranda" |
Huh. I was listening instead of watching (still putting food out), so I missed any visual cue. What gave it away?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 07:18 PM (EST)
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14. "Miranda & Blake." |
In case you forget what was coming up after the game.*listens* Short, but well-executed. Seriously: why isn't America the beautiful our national anthem? It has a beat to it and most singers can actually get through the lyrics without wanting to hang themselves.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 07:23 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Miranda & Blake." |
What, you don't like Drunk Tavern Song Karaoke?
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 07:24 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Kelly" |
I'm not quite sure why those heavy Mom cut my hair bangs are the in thing. I don't think they really flatter anyone.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 07:45 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: The bet no one had." |
LAST EDITED ON 02-05-12 AT 07:53 PM (EST)Wow, not only the first score but the Pat's very fist play of the game. Imagine playcalling that live, "Brady drops back... can't seem to find a receiver... under pressure... and he throws deep... deep downfield... and HE SCORES!" 2 for the Giants. Sorry, Tom, the midfield NFL logo does not count an eligible receiver.
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02-05-12, 07:45 PM (EST)
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25. "Hyundai ad" |
I like the cheetah. To heck with racing the car that I can't eat when there is a slow human handy.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 07:52 PM (EST)
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29. "Lucky, lucky Giants." |
Fumble near the Patriots' end zone recovered by New England -- but somehow, the Pats had twelve men on the field. Five yards closer and try it again.Apparently this can't-count disease is catching. And so is the take-your-eyes-off-Victor-Cruz virus. Giants 9, Patriots 0. (Part of me was hoping for a field goal and ending the quarter on 5-0, forcing a million office pools to self-destruct.)
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 07:54 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: 9:0 Giants" |
The Time of Possession ratio has to be a lot worse. The Pats have had the ball all of just a few seconds.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 07:55 PM (EST)
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32. "It's a moral outrage." |
Over/under on the number of protest letters the FCC receives over a nude M&M: two million.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 08:06 PM (EST)
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35. "The line still applies." |
And now they're mad. Patriots driving hard and fast -- in Giants territory -- getting into the red zone -- -- and end of quarter. *waits* Battleship: the movie. I will detonate it with C-4. Okay, held them to a field goal with JPP batting away the third-down pass. 9-3 Giants. A lot of game left. Still waiting on a good commercial.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 08:11 PM (EST)
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38. "The theme they want to promote." |
LAST EDITED ON 02-05-12 AT 08:12 PM (EST)Doritos: letting murderers get away brings you snacks. John Carter and Disney: totally wrong together. Every other commercial features beer in some way. Pee in the pool to take revenge! The game quality has yet to be determined, but this is the worst early commercial crop in years.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 08:13 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: The theme they want to promote." |
PETA has already filed complaint on the Doritos commercial for cruelty to cats.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 08:24 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Howard kills it with water." |
Please let Howard have a fire hose...please...
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 08:31 PM (EST)
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44. "And still no one can count to eleven." |
And now the Giants get caught with one extra in the huddle... If anyone wants to take the Football Hurts Your Brain case to court, this game may turn into Exhibit T. Travis Beckham out: ACL injury. Giants down one. *sigh* Giants have a fourth and three just into Pats territory. Punting -- touchback. And now more commercials. Why? More Coke polar bears. (The Arctic Home Initiative is doing horribly. Coke has yet to break the 200k mark.) Don't open that bottle for at least two weeks. Brady nearly intercepted... three-yard gain on a run... third and seven... didn't get the first down: about half a yard short. Plenty of game left, so Hoodie goes with a standard punt. Very good punt: Giants fair catch it at their 23 with no return. Probably about time to start pushing The Voice a lot harder. Giants marching. Into NE territory. The radio team mentions that the Patriots defense has been on the field a lot and is probably looking forward to the halftime show just so they can get some rest. And as a special bonus, they don't have to worry about seeing a live nude M&M. About five minutes left in the half. Giants turn third-and-inches into third-and-just-over-ten on a Traditional Stupid Holding Penalty. (Since 1926.) Manningham can't get a not-so-perfect Eli pass, so here's the punt -- and out of bounds at the Patriots 4. Running is dubious, passing is dubious, but the punter is on fire. It doesn't really feel like a Super Bowl, does it?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 08:51 PM (EST)
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45. "George Lucas rewrites the whole thing again." |
More money! He must have more money! It's the only thing that justifies the forever-in-progress edit! (Stay tuned in 2020 for the Smellovision edition!)False start, Patriots. This knocks them back to their own 2. Brady will be in the end zone as an automatic. Can we get two safeties in one half? No, probably not: pass complete, second and five. And -- first down. They really want to keep the ball for a while here so they can close out this half and start the next one. Ideally scoring twice. Their ideal, not mine. Gronk appears and gets a ball. In case you were wondering where he's been. To their own 35. 38 -- and two-minute warning. Avengers commercial. And we wait. Obnoxious small dog racing who makes OchoStinko look restrained. Mark Cuban cameo. The commercials are descending to a level that would have to be produced by NBC. The game mercifully resumes. Pats cross to the 45. Speaking of Ocho, he is in this game. In case you were wondering where he was. Is that a catch-and-fumble? Did the Giants just recover? No -- downed by contact, say the refs. The radio team (which remains the Giants feed -- NBC sound is mostly off) feels this was the right call. Down to the 36 on the next play, but it's the Patriots' turn for a Stupid Holding Penalty. 1:12 left in the half. Back to the Giants 45, third and four. I fundamentally svck at telestrated play-by-play. I don't believe I knew the word 'telestrated'. Patriots get the first down: in outer field goal range. No one has any intention of calling a time out. Fifty-two seconds, second and nine for the Patriots. Brady under pressure, nearly sacked gets out of it, gets the first-down completion with Welker -- okay, now we have a time-out. Brady seven for seven on this drive. The postgame Hoodie film review will find a way to make this a bad thing. Time left for a couple of plays, and a touchdown plus kick gives them the halftime lead. Two time-outs left for the Patriots. Pass down to the 12 for a first down and out of bounds. Down to the 3 now for 2nd and 2. (Giants were offsides on this, but the Patriots had no need for that penalty.) Eighteen seconds. Woodhead tackled for a loss of one. Time-out: fifteen seconds left. Third and three from the Giants 4-yard line. Would Hoodie go for a touchdown on 4th if they miss on this play? Meaningless question. Touchdown, Patriots. Extra point makes it 10-9 New England. Brady once again receiving enough time in the pocket to apply for and pay off a mortgage on it. Eight seconds left in the half. The Giants have to receive the kickoff, but after that... Giants take the kick to the 26. (Some pushing between teams after the play. The deep dislike is coming out.) Four seconds left, but Eli ops not to bother Mary just yet and knees it out. Bathroom lines begin to form.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 09:12 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Star Wars prequels" |
George Lucas could not get me to pay for Episode 1 if he put me in the movie.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 09:15 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." |
{Severus}Mediocre to the last degree.{/Severus}
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 09:14 PM (EST)
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55. "Halftime show." |
I see Madonna is looking forward to The Avengers.I would pay to see Bondt in that outfit. Extra for video. Triple if you send it to his local RNC head. Dancer doing tightrope tricks, which proves at least one person on the stage wore their undies. (The question was there.) Do we love her? At the moment, I'll have to exclude myself from that. This is nothing special. No real spectacle, mediocre performance, and either the sound system in the stadium is horrible or her voice has been completely blocked by the backtrack. Cheerleader routine. Pom-poms flying. Backbeat of L-U-V MADONNA. And I was already physically ill. Special guest motormouth! I do not L-U-V Madonna. I can't even get to T-O-L-E-R-A-T-E. Now she wants me to open my heart and she'll make me L-U-V her. And we go into Like A Prayer because the Moral Guardians have yet to use up their monthly cell minutes. Heaven help me, say the lyrics. When was the last good Super Bowl halftime show? More to the point, when's the next one? Cee Lo. In case you forgot what was coming up right after the game. Again. (Two down...) For which team does this game feel like home? We'll find out. For why does the halftime show do this? No one knows...
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02-05-12, 09:15 PM (EST)
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56. "Madonna" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-05-12 AT 09:18 PM (EST)Girl knows how to put on a spectacle and do it well. Some of those dancers were amazing. ETA: I may be the only one that liked it, but compared to some of the misfires we have had it was much better than what a lot of people do with the stage when they get it.
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dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-12, 00:23 AM (EST)
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103. "RE: Madonna" |
Kudos to Madonna for having the Hundred's drumline in the show.
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 09:25 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." |
First half commercial -- my votes1) Pee in the Pool/Revenge (what was the product?) 2) Work out dog/Vader payback 3) (this may have been pre-game) Redeux of the classic Mean Joe Green Sinkers -- 1) Seinfeld/Leno duel 2) Dog commits felineicide 3) Anything else with dogs or babies
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 09:33 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." |
And the Pats pull off the perfect "Cordray Special"Named after the long-time head football coach of my local High School, Gary Cordray. It works as follows: 1) Upon winning the coin toss, defer (or, if you lose, count on the other team to take the ball first) 2) Score at the end of the first half 3) Take the opening drive of the 2nd half for a score Back-to-back scores is always a confidence builder.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 09:39 PM (EST)
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64. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." |
I don't just want the Giants to score on this drive so they can stay in it. I want them to score before any announcer can say 'unanswered points'.Decent field position to start. Moving -- at midfield... it would be nice to see Eli sling one, but I know his interception odds and they do not make me happy... Bear getting involved. There is a crazy Bear on the field. This is the only dance he knows. Just asked if I'd go for two on a touchdown here. @#$$ yes. A loss by two is the same as a loss by one: a loss. Might as well try to tie it up. Down to the 25. Not screaming and leaping, but at least going for some very aggressive hopscotch. Giants begging for a helmet-to-helmet penalty on the Patriots, but the hit was clean. Second and ten. Incomplete pass. Third and ten. Eli is getting pressured more than Brady has. Really starting to hate that touchdown question. Pass to the 20 and no way they're going for it on fourth-and-five, so here comes Tynes. And -- barely made it, avoiding the leftside miss by a yard or so. Patriots 17, Giants 12. Forecast time to next Patriots score: one second. (They will teleport. There's no rule against it.)
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 09:48 PM (EST)
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65. "First too-short commercial." |
The Pepsi Max spot was going somewhere -- and then ran out of time. Figures. The Giants defense has to make a stand here. Patriots starting at the 17. Pick up two -- and get clobbered. JPP shaken. Time-out. Jetpack flying squirrel suit. Well, there's a combination of words you probably never thought you'd see. JPP seems okay. Resume. Brady throws it away and nearly wins himself another intentional grounding penalty. Just his fourth incomplete pass. Third and eight -- and Justin Tuck sacks him. A stand has been made. The Patriots can score at will, but will isn't an endless resource. Giants take the punt and get it back to the NE 48. Not dead yet, but the pulse isn't exactly steady.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 09:56 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." |
Budweiser tries to design a commercial for their typical customer's attention span and nearly makes it. (The cuts needed to be a little shorter.) The running game appears to be imported from the Pee Wee league. Pass to Nicks -- ohcrap -- ball punched out, but the Giants fell on it. Possession retained, first down. We are reminded that there has not been a turnover yet. So keep that countdown running. Brandon running -- seven yards. Pop Warner has been achieved. Maybe another three yards -- spotted, first down verified. Nicely into scoring territory. Complete to Bear, another first down. Bear seems to be turning into a primary option. At the NE 11. Pick up three more. 2:20 left in the 3rd. Yes, I still go for two points here and if they don't score a touchdown because you asked me that question, you will not live to see the fourth quarter. Ball goes nowhere and then some. Third and nine. Eli sacked. Again. And here comes Tynes, but I may miss this kick because I'm in the middle of an attempted murder. Field goal made. Patriots 17, Giants 15. The jinxing party has locked herself in the bathroom. As if that'll save her.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 10:08 PM (EST)
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67. "Pepe should have told us" |
He shot a Super Bowl Commercial. What a DAW!
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dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-12, 00:28 AM (EST)
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104. "RE: Pepe should have told us" |
Cartoons in a Metlife ad, what are the odds?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 10:19 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." |
Punt to NE results in a touchback. Patriots move to their 31 because the Giants forget Branch existed and he opened an office on the sideline. Lots and lots of receivers on the field. All of them will be open. Down to the 36 -- and end of the third quarter. Kill Ricky Gervais! -- oh, he didn't die. Too bad. It was almost the best commercial of the game. Patriots to their 43. They will score a touchdown on this drive. And convert for two. And successfully onside. Twice. Brady -- nearly sacked, gets away, flushed out of the pocket, but he's got a receiver open deep, throwing, jump ball -- -- and there's your first turnover. Blackburn takes the ball on the Giants 8 and gives it back to the offense. My prediction rate has not been particularly successful. The Giants make a desperate attempt to give the ball right back, but recover their own fumble. Third and seven. Giants call time-out. They need to think about how to fail here. Whole lot of animated characters from multiple studios for MetLife. But no one more recent than thirty years. Because adults don't watch fresh animation. At least, not MetLife adults. Do you want to be a MetLife adult? I don't. The more I see of Smash, the less I want to see of it... Resume play. Patriots decide it's a good time for a neutral zone infraction. Now third and two. Eli completes one and gets down to the 28, so at least being sacked for a safety is no longer an immediate concern. Third and one. Ballard clutching his leg. (Patriots lead that 2-0.) Injury timeout. Bud Light makes you overwork-abuse your rescue dog. Complete to Cruz at the Giants 45. What a pity this isn't field goal range. (The Patriots have won or lost every Super Bowl of the Hoodie era by three points. Keeping that streak going will take some work.) To the Patriots 43. Ballard has a knee injury and probably won't be back either. At the 38. Long pass to Manningham -- and he can't get his feet down in bounds. Mario has been Mr. Almost all night, which puts him ahead of the majority of the commercials. Third and five. Play clock runs down to one -- and call their second timeout. After an incomplete pass. Yeah, that'll probably come back to haunt them. The jinxer considers venturing out of the bathroom. Possibly because the door will be broken down by the waiting. Well, might as well have taken the penalty for an expired clock: false start, Giants. So they're down a timeout and lost five yards anyway. Applause is mandatory. Third and ten. And the pass is incomplete. Giants calling for a penalty and the replay shows one might be warranted, but the refs do not care. Punt to the Patriots 8, fair catch called. 9:24 left. For such a close game, the Giants sure have svcked a lot.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 10:38 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." |
Brady finally getting some more pressure, but he can't be knocked down. Incomplete, at least. Picks up five on second down. Run down to the NE 32. My earlier prediction may have been a drive early. Another potentially injured Giant. Antrel. Patriots lead 3-0. That score is starting to look suspicious. To the 46. I am reminded that the Empire wins in the second confrontation. I ask if this means we're due for Round Three in a few years. Discussion of whether the Giants can commit penalties that will back the next meeting up by two seasons. Patriots on the Giants 47, third and 3. A stop here would be nice. And unlikely. First down at the Giants 43. Five minutes left in the game. The Patriots are running out the clock. They are playing Giants football. Competently. Lose one yard. Then incomplete to Welker (who was totally uncovered.) Four minutes left. Watch OchoStinko get one here -- no, incomplete and nearly intercepted. Does Hoodie have the ego to go for it on fourth and eleven? No: fair catch on the 12. One timeout left. Lots and lots of yards to go. Eli's interception is seriously overdue. Deep pass... And finally, Manningham's feet decide they like the feel of grass. Pass complete inbounds to midfield. Hoodie challenging. Of course he is: it's a general principles challenge. The hopes of negating this justify risking the timeout. Booth replays show Mario with both feet down and possession retained, but how much do you trust the refs? This one is a little too obvious: play confirmed and Hoodie gives up the timeout to Hope, which is the greatest of the treasures he likes to destroy. First down. Incomplete to Manningham. Need about twenty yards to really get into desperation field goal range. 3:34 left. Complete to Manningham, who seems to be the only player on the field because you can't double-team everybody. Down to the NE 34, first down. Two-yard gain on a run. 2:40 left, clock running. Pass to Nicks -- caught. At the 18. Field goal range and the two-minute warning hits. Trying not to believe.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 10:41 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." |
They can ice the game here... not score too quickly, force NE to use their time outs, get the first down and the last seconds score, even 3, in a replay of what NE did in the first half.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 10:48 PM (EST)
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77. "What it looked like to me." |
Please tackle me at the one yard line.No we shall give you unobstructed access to the end zone. I shall try to fall down at the one yard line. No I shall push you into the endzone if you won't go in on your own. Fine I shall fall butt first into the endzone to avoid getting injured.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 11:04 PM (EST)
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89. "RE: What it looked like to me." |
He could have stood there like a statue forever, it seemed like, until somebody decided something!
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 10:52 PM (EST)
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79. "RE: Breathe Estee, Breathe" |
And the 12 men I-Can't-Count happens again, this time with the Giants on defense with 9 seconds to go...
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 10:53 PM (EST)
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80. "RE: Super Bowl Palladium complaining thread." |
This is not a particularly noisy group. Quiet room. Extremely tense. Anyone mentioning two-point conversions aloud will be defenestrated with prejudice.Bradshaw running. To the 10. Turnover fear increased. Recovered a couple of their own fumbles, but how long can that last? First and goal at the seven: Nicks pushed out of bounds. 1:09 left. Bradshaw running. Stood up and stopped. NE calls timeout. The question of whether to stay tuned for The Voice is brought up. Review of designated drivers. General agreement that most of the room Needs A Freaking Drink. Bradshaw running -- almost stops just short of the goal line to run down more clock -- no, he decides to go in. Falling might have been the best decision and he knows it, but he took the score. The Giants are going for two. Discussion of whether this means we have to defenestrate Coughlin. Conversion fails. Giants 21, Patriots 17. Fifty-seven seconds left. Falling down at the one looks more like the better choice with every passing second. Punt results in a touchback. Field goal off the table for the Patriots, so it's eighty yards or nothing. That two seconds comment up the thread is scaring me. First Brady pass incomplete. Nearly intercepted, but nearly doesn't count. Second pass dropped. Third and 10, forty-eight seconds left. Brady under pressure -- sacked! Down at the 13. Patriots call their last timeout. But this is where miracles happen, fourth down, pass to the sidelines or scream and try the biggest leap of all... Fourth down. Totally quiet. Brady -- completes to the 33. First down, thirty-two seconds left. Of course. Complete to the 44, but it's the middle of the field. Ball spiked with nineteen seconds left. And -- twelve men on the field for the Giants. Ye gawds. Patriots at the 49, but no time put back on the clock. Nine seconds. We all know what they're going for. No? Tried for the sideline, but it's incomplete. Five seconds. Hail Mary, full of grace... Brady back -- chased -- throwing -- jump ball...
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 10:54 PM (EST)
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81. "Belichek's glare nearly killed me through the TV" |
Glad I don't have High Definition or that could have been lethal.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 10:57 PM (EST)
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85. "RE: Belichek's glare nearly killed me through the TV" |
Looks can kill.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 10:58 PM (EST)
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86. "RE: Belichek's glare nearly killed me through the TV" |
I remember his press conference after the original meeting, where he could barely get out eight words at a stretch. This time, I think he has to go through a metal detector first.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 11:08 PM (EST)
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91. "So....you gonna fire" |
the head coach like people have been calling for all season?
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02-05-12, 11:13 PM (EST)
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93. "SO glad" |
I drove home after the halftime show-fireworks going off around me. Oh, and my transmission light went on halfway home. Just great.No doubt there's going to be tons of inebriated drivers on the roads. Be careful out there, folks! Congrats, NY Giants!
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 11:19 PM (EST)
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95. "RE: That guy in the gray hoodie sure looked grumpy." |
He did look a tad grumpier than usual, but it is hard to tell his grumpy face from his happy face.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-12, 11:53 PM (EST)
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101. "About the M.I.A. halftme birdie." |
I neglected to put in the circle's unimind agreement on it and the accompanying vocal while it was happening 'cause I've been sick and will be using this as truth until it clears up, but it came down to this:Desperate. Attention. Whore. Any fines NBC collects should be charged directly to her.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-12, 03:14 PM (EST)
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110. "Still waiting." |
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-12 AT 05:18 PM (EST)I realize columns take time to write and podcasts have to be recorded, but I was still expecting some sort of minor explosion early -- so I checked his Twitter feed. As of this writing, the last post made was sixteen hours ago and consists of two words: "That sucked." So right now, I'm guessing he can't type until he recovers to the point where he can feel his fingers. ETA: That was pretty much it. And now Grantland would like to present Portrait Of A Man Looking For Reasons Not To Kill Himself. http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7547184/searching-silver-linings-indianapolis
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-12, 05:38 PM (EST)
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114. "RE: Spouse abusing." |
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-12 AT 05:39 PM (EST)Fair Used from the Simmons column linked in #110: "It's hard to overstate how provincial Massachusetts is. There's an "Us Against Them" mentality that's just part of the DNA. You grow up there, you live a full life there, you die there. That's how it's supposed to play out. There's been a local undercurrent for the past few years that Brady thinks he's too good for Boston (because he moved to New York, then California), that he cares too much about being a celebrity, that Gisele made him soft, that he's not really "one of us." So when you combine Gisele's Super Bowl week performance with everything else, take a guess what they'll be talking about on local sports radio this month. Is any of this fair? Of course not. Tom Brady is one of the greatest Boston athletes of all time. But when that Gisele-fueled backlash kicks into fifth gear locally (and it's already started), for the first time in Brady's career, he might have to win back Boston fans." Hoodie will now only be accepting applications from divorced and single players. Forever.
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