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"Big Brother 13: What If?"
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09-15-11, 07:53 PM (EST)
 
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"Big Brother 13: What If?" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-16-11 AT 06:53 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 09-15-11 AT 07:55 PM (EST) I'm a casual viewer of Big Brother -- the only season I seriously watched was the All-Star season, and that was because I was doing commentary for another website. Despite this, I read the live feeds, so I have a good idea of what's going on. I've seen my fair share of disappointing Big Brother seasons -- but this one has to be the most disappointing ever for me! Therefore, I've decided to rectify things with the first ever Big Brother 13: What If? Here's how it'll work: Once a day, I'll ask you to vote on a particular outcome (who wins HOH, who are Have Nots or win luxury competitions, who is nominated, who wins the POV, who is the replacement nominee if one of the original nominees wins POV and who is evicted). The person with the most votes will be the new HOH, win luxury competitions, be nominated (after the pairs are split up), win the POV or be evicted. The people with the most votes will be Have Nots and be nominated in the weeks that pairs are nomination -- and be paired together, as in the challenge that's coming up. So without further ado, here are the newbies that are currently in the Big Brother 13: What If? house: Adam, Cassi, Dominic, Kalia, Keith, Lawon, Porsche and Shelly. I want you to decide who will be paired up and work together. I'll take votes until tomorrow night and pair people together according to the majority votes. 
P.S.: If I had been in the Big Brother 13 house instead of Shelly and I'd been paired with Cassi, I think I would've tried to keep her safe for the first four weeks at least. After that -- I don't know.
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09-16-11, 07:26 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Okay, I have only one vote (I plan to get more people here by adding some advertisements) so here's the first part of Week 1:The Chenbot welcomes viewers and announces the theme and twist of the season: "Double Trouble". Eight new players will enter the house and will be forced to choose whom they want to pair up with. They will then be joined by six returning couples. The eight new players are introduced. Dominic is introduced first, followed by Cassi. Lawon is introduced in a men's clothing store while Keith is in church. Shelly is the next one introduced, followed by Adam. Kalia (who writes an online blog) and Porsche (a VIP cocktail waitress) are the last ones introduced to us. Everyone packs their bags, says good-bye to their family and friends, and leaves for Los Angeles, where the Chenbot welcomes them. Porsche, Dominic, Lawon and Shelly all enter first and choose rooms. They are soon followed by Adam, Cassi, Kalia and Keith, who sees Cassi and Porsche as eye candy. Dominic notes that there are 10 beds and 12 settings at the dinner table and Adam has already noted that there are more than 8 beds. They inform the others that more guests will probably be arriving. Since there's champagne for them, they all drink a toast before introducing themselves. Keith lies and says that he's a professional matchmaker, both because he doesn't want the others to know that he's an ordained deacon (and HR manager) and because he hopes it'll help charm the women. Unfortunately, his efforts to charm the women don't really work on Kalia or Shelly. Porsche also lies and tells others that she's a student, as does Cassi, although Cassi does so because she doesn't want others to see her as stuck-up. Kalia mentions her sex column, much to Keith's displeasure, and Shelly mentions her daughter. That's when the Chenbot appears on the screen and announces the first part of the twist: people will be competing in pairs and one pair will be put on the block each week, forcing them to compete against each other. Keith isn't so happy with this, as he really wanted to form an alliance with three women (one of whom would be a showmance) and run the house with them. But since he wants a showmance, he decides to approach Porsche. Unfortunately for him, Adam just happened to be sitting next to Porsche and he had already asked Porsche to work with him. Worse yet for Keith, Porsche had agreed. Meanwhile, Shelly and Lawon are also sitting next to each other and agree to pair up. Dominic likes Cassi, so he approaches her to be his partner and she agrees -- just as Keith comes up to approach Cassi. Thus, Keith is stuck with Kalia. Kalia's more upset with this than Keith is, since he at least hopes that he and Kalia can team up with Adam and Porsche and he can use Porsche as his showmance. That's when the Chenbot, after confirming the pairings, tells them that they aren't the only pairings in the house. All the newcomers realize that there are returning houseguests and agree to form a super alliance to get rid of the veterans. But Kalia approaches Porsche as the group splits up and reveals her frustration with her partner. She wonders if they should form an alliance with the returning players. However, Porsche notes that the vets might be "significant others" which would mean that Kalia and Porsche would be "third wheels." The doorbell rings and the newcomers return to the living room, where Rachel and Brendon (aka Radon) arrive. They are soon followed by Jeff & Jordan (much to Shelly's delight), and then by Dicque and a dark-haired Daniele. Shelly's none too happy to see Dicque, although Adam is and Keith immediately tries to get Daniele's attention. **************************************************************** Okay, now it's time for the first HOH competition. I'll take votes until tomorrow night and the person with the most votes will win HOH (and their partner will be safe).
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09-17-11, 00:07 AM (EST)
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3. "1st HOH comp" |
Cling to your dummy...
Most everybody falls off before the first hour commences.
Leaving just Rachel, Dani and Porsche to fight it out for the first HOH.
After 1 hour, Rachel loses grip and tumbles to the mat below.
Then, Porsche and Dani start making deals.
Dani promises she won't nominate Porsche (or Adam).
Porsche relents and falls off the dummy, leaving Dani to win the 1st HOH.
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09-17-11, 01:33 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: 1st HOH comp" |
Naw, if I hadn't actually seen this one but did know about the players the same amount I did in the actual game, I'd have to hold my nose and say Rachel, so Rachel it is.
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09-17-11, 09:08 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
cool, another shot at the house of ill repute:Once hit with the hair gel & body oil several teams lose their grip. Only Radon (isn't that a deadly gas?), Dad & Dani and Dom & Cassi are left. Cassi slides into Dominic and they're done. Rachel retracted her claws and off she went in a flood of tears. Brendan starts talking to Dani (Di_ck has long since gone for a smoke break. Brendan whispers about how they could go to the end with their experience. Dani begins to slide, decides half a deal is better then none and agrees to team up. Down she goes and Brendan is the new HOH.
OH NO!
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7. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-17-11 AT 08:48 PM (EST)Okay, we have a slim majority (not the one I wanted) and here are the results: As Dicque calls himself "the only winner", everyone points to Jordan (who also was a winner). Fortunately, Dicque corrects himself and acknowledges Jordan's win -- and the fact that she was so likeable when she won. As Dicque tries to go upstairs, perhaps to see if the HOH room is open or not, Jeff asks if Dicque and Daniele are on good terms (they hadn't spoken together in 2 years before their first time on the show). Unfortunately, they haven't spoken together since a year after their win (3 years)! Their only contact in recent years was when they ran into each other at Dicque's mom's house the year before. Dicque and Daniele later reveal that they are considered to be threats, so they are worried. Jeff also thinks that the Donatos are dangerous since they got to the end together despite not being on speaking terms while Dominic wants to keep all the newcomers together so they can get rid of the vets. It's time for the first HOH competition and all the pairs have to hang on to a giant banana as long as possible. The last one left standing will be the new HOH and their partner will be safe as well. Most of the pairs have the heavier person give the higher ground to the lighter one, although Lawon & Shelly both cling to the top of the banana. It's okay so far until the chocolate comes tumbling down. Both Shelly and Lawon had decided to throw the challenge and Shelly is the first one to go. She is followed by Jordan, then by Keith, Lawon and Adam. Dominic is the next to go, followed by Jeff. Cassi tries to hang on but loses her grip and falls at about the same time Dicque drops. Some time later, Kalia falls off and Porsche is the last new player to drop, at the same time that Brendon drops. It's down to Daniele and Rachel, but finally Daniele can't hold on any longer and has to drop. Rachel is the new Head of Household! Rachel celebrates in typical fashion while Adam is afraid that he's going to be the one targeted. Later on, the houseguests learn of a twist -- the Golden Key. Once a pair is nominated and one of them is evicted, the one who survives the pairing will receive a Golden Key. This will ensure that person's safety until there are 10 players left. Rachel is not happy, since she hates floaters and the Golden Key will make someone a floater. Kalia is ready to see the back of Keith while Daniele is already plotting against her father. She doesn't want him to win another million dollars -- she wants to win it for herself! **************************************************************** Okay, next up is the first Have/Have Not competition. Brendon and Rachel can't compete, but the other six pairs can. I want you to vote on which two pairs will be Have Nots for the week. I'll take votes until tomorrow night and the two pairs with the most votes will be Have Nots.
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09-18-11, 04:01 AM (EST)
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All 4 of them basically being as useless as teats on a boar pig at challenges, Adam & Porsche & Lawon & Shelly totally embarrass themselves in the Have-not Competition and are the Have-nots for the week.
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LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 11:35 AM (EST)We have a majority, so I'm posting the results: Rachel & Brendon are really unhappy about the twist, since even though the Golden Key winners can vote, they can't compete, get on slop, or be nominated. Instead they can essentially float to the final 10. However, Adam is thrilled since he's willing to play as an individual. Jeff and Jordan talk with Dicque and Daniele in one of the bedrooms and decide to form a veterans' alliance. Dicque then plans to put up a newbie pair each week and target the stronger person each time. Once the game goes individual, they can then target the stragglers. In the kitchen, Dicque further decides that they should try to recruit two newbies so that they can keep the numbers in their favor. Daniele's all for it but warns her father not to be too obvious, since they are the hugest threats due to being the only pair to make the finals together. Meanwhile, Porsche is worried because she knows that Rachel has won a lot of HOH competitions and that Brendon won a lot of POV ones as well. Thus they are quite formidable. She suggests that she & Adam get into the good graces of the veterans and play up an alleigance to them, so they won't be targeted and stay off the radar until the strong personalities of the other veterans clash. Adam agrees to the plan but suggests that they merely pretend to be aligned with the veterans while really being aligned with the other newbies. Porsche agrees, but meanwhile, Shelly reflects that her daughter loves Jeff & Jordan and she can't bring herself to go after them. In the storage room, Rachel agrees to the veterans' alliance and actually shows some strategic brains when she urges Jeff to be diplomatic to the winners of the Golden Key since they will probably all end up on the jury. What's more since the Golden Key winners are immune for up to four weeks, the veterans won't know how well these winners can compete. Meanwhile Dominic, Keith and Lawon decide to align as well. In the "library room," they decide to have each others' backs for the first four weeks if they're put up with their partners. But since Keith wants to have at least one woman, he decides to recruit Porsche, since he still wanted a showmance with her. Then it's time for Rachel to reveal her HOH room. Everybody goes up, although Dicque is apathetic. Some of the newbies give Rachel a congratulatory hug, including Shelly. However, she was only sucking up and trying to pretend that Rachel's laugh isn't the most annoying sound out there. Later on, only the veterans are left. Dicque stresses that the veterans need to get at least two newbies on their side, while Daniele wants to be patient. Eventually, at least one of the pairs will split off, giving them the opportunity to recruit the other one. Radon is all for the plan. Dicque is relieved that Radon are finally being more strategic instead of annoying people and expecting reverence for being a couple. He suggests that should go to one or two of the newbies and tell them flat-out that theyre going on the block, but theyll be the one spared if they vote the way the veterans want afterward. Daniele likes this, because she's all about making deals. As Radon are left alone in the HOH room, Keith and Porsche are in the kitchen. Keith suggests that Porsche join Dominic, him and Lawon in the alliance. He's convinced that either he and Kalia or Adam and Porsche will be targeted because of Keith's physique and Porsche and Kalia being the last two newbies left standing in the first HOH competition. Porsche agrees to it but asks if she can tell Adam this. Keith suggests they talk to Dominic about it. When they join Lawon and Dominic in the library bedroom, Dominic listens to the suggestion and after hearing that Porsche and Adam plan to pretend to be aligned with the veterans, he agrees that Porsche can tell Adam. However, he thinks the others' partners should be told only if they're still willing to be really aligned with the other newbies. After they come up with the name "The Regulators," they all go to look for their partners. Porsche finds Adam in their room and tells him all about the plan. He's thrilled. Meanwhile, Dominic finds Cassi in their bedroom and asks her if she's still aligned with the other newbies. She says that she is, so he tells her about the alliance. She says that she'll pretend to be aligned with a veteran pair so nobody suspects she's still aligned with the other newbies. As Keith goes to find Kalia, he sees her and Brendon going outside. He follows them and comes outside in time to hear Brendon threatening to put up Keith and Kalia unless they join the "winning team". Kalia's willing to join but still wants her & Keith put up so that the veterans can get rid of Keith. Brendon's happy with that -- but Keith is not. Meanwhile, Dicque tries to recruit Porsche to the veterans' alliance by buttering her up. He offers his allegiance to her, promising her safety for the short-term in exchange for her voting the way the veterans want her to and putting up a newbie pair if she ever wins HOH. Porsche says she'll talk to Adam about this. Jeff & Jordan ask Shelly to align with them, promising to take her to the Final 3. Shelly agrees and goes off to tell Lawon as Jeff & Jordan ask Cassi to join them as well, promising her Final 4. Cassi pretends to agree. Meanwhile, Shelly tells Lawon about the deal she just made. Lawon pretends that it's okay, but he's not happy about this. Cassi tells Dominic about the deal she pretended to make while Porsche talks to Adam about the deal Dicque offered her. Adam advises her to pretend to agree but to throw competitions so that she doesn't have to do any dirty work. The Regulators get together, and learn all about what the vets were doing. Porsche reveals her plan to pretend to take up Dicque's offer while Dominic reveals Cassi's plan to pretend to be aligned with Jeff & Jordan. However, Lawon reveals that Shelly is really aligned with Jeff & Jordan and Keith reveals how Kalia offered him up on a silver platter. They all agree to target Kalia if she and Keith get on the block. It's time for the first HOH competiton! Rachel and Brendon are safe, but the other six pairs must team up into quartets for the competition. Team Green consists of Dominic & Cassi and Jeff & Jordan, Team Orange consists of Keith & Kalia and Lawon & Shelly and Team Blue consists of Adam & Porsche and Dicque & Daniele. The back yard looks like the moon. Three members of each team are wearing spongy cow costumes similar to Rachels. They must dive into the crater and soak up as much milk as possible. Then they will go back to their team platform, where the fourth player (designated as the milkman), will squeeze the milk into a grate in the floor, which is connected to a pipe. That pipe will empty into one of six milk jugs off to the side. The first two teams to fill all six jugs will retain Have status for the week. The competition gets started with everyone in a cow costume jumping into the milk pool. When they return, they lie down flat on the grate while their milkman (Jeff, Keith, and Dicque respectively) lies on top of them to squeeze out the milk. The Green and Blue teams are the first to fill a jug, with Orange trailing. Green and Blue make their runs in waves, while Oranges strategy is to have a constant stream of single file runners. Team Green is the first to finish and Team Blue is right behind. Thus Keith & Kalia and Lawon & Shelly are all Have-Nots for the week. **************************************************************** Okay, it's time to decide which pair will be nominated. I'll take votes until tomorrow night and the pair with the most votes will be nominated. In case of a tie, I'll break it. So if there is a tie between Keith & Kalia and some other team, I want Keith & Kalia put up.
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09-18-11, 05:41 PM (EST)
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13. "Rachel's Nominations" |
Of course, Rachel can't really think for herself as long as Brendon is around so she nominates who HE wants her to nominate.
Therefore, their petty jealousy gets the better of them and during the nomination ceremony Rachel faux-smiles her way through the speech and then pulls the first keys.
Jordan and Jeff you both are safe.
J/J pull keys for ED and Dani.
ED/D pull keys for Kalia and Keith.
K/K pull keys for Lawon & Shelly.
L/S pull the last two keys ... for ... Adam & Porsche.
Rachel: I have nominated Cassie and Dominic for Eviction. I am fixated on their combined beauty and intimidated by their combined smarts. I can't stand to have beautiful AND intelligent people around.
Cassie and Dominic both vow to win the POV.
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09-19-11, 01:31 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Rachel's Nominations" |
Because Rachel hates anybody with a boob job as big as hers, Adam and Porsche get nominated.
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09-19-11, 10:31 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Rachel's Nominations" |
LOL, noms based on boob job size, that's a new one!
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09-19-11, 11:34 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 11:35 AM (EST)Okay, looks like we have a majority vote (not the one I wanted) so here are the results): Keith, Kalia, Lawon and Shelly head into the Have Not room, which looks like an insane asylum. The entire room is surgically white and there are four mattresses raised just slightly off the ground. But at least they have beds. Unfortunately, the lights can't be turned off. Later on, Jeff joins Dicque and Rachel in the HOH room. Dicque is starting to get overly confident, declaring that none of the newbies are playing the game right now, even the ones who claim to know how. Theyre all running around like decapitated chickens. Of course, this statement is met by Rachel and Jeff deciding that their alliance will simply win HOH every week and everything will be fine. They discuss the recruitment efforts and all are delighted -- except for Rachel. When she hears that Cassi is aligned with Jeff & Jordan (or so she thinks) she isn't so pleased. She is beginning to get jealous of Cassi. Later Rachel talks with Brendon and he's also really worried. But he's not just worried about Cassi. He's also worried about Dominic. He says that Dominic is too smart for his own good and is worried that Dominic will try to get him and Rachel out first chance he can. Meanwhile, the Regulators (plus Adam and Cassi) are discussing who should be the first target just in case one of them wins HOH. Dominic thinks Jeff & Jordan should be targeted but Cassi points out that she's aligned with Jeff & Jordan. She really wants Brendon & Rachel out, as they're too strong. However, she really wants to backdoor Radon, as they might win POV. Later, Rachel and Jordan discuss nominations. Jordan wants Adam and Porsche to be nominated, fearing that Porsche is just stringing them along. But Rachel really pushes for Dominic and Cassi. Jordan protests that she & Jeff got Cassi on their side but Rachel is insistent. Dicque joins the group and he hears Rachel insisting that Cassi and Dominic have to go up. Dicque just asks who the target would be in that case. Rachel says that she wants Cassi out but Brendon wants Dominic out. Dicque says that since Cassi is aligned with Jeff & Jordan it would be better to target Dominic and spare Cassi. Rachel prepares to make her nominations. She collects the keys from the memory wall and we get perspectives from the principal players this week. Cassi thinks that she's safe as she has Jeff & Jordan on her side. Dominic hopes that the veterans will target others. Porsche is convinced that she and Adam will be safe. Adam also thinks he'll be safe but he's not sure. Upstairs, Rachel places her keys and tells us that these nominations will set the tone for the entire season. She adds that she cant make the same mistakes she made last time. She cant be emotional with her nominations. The game is paramount. Finally, it's time for the nominations. Rachel summons everyone to the dining room table and brings in the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. As HOH, Rachel is safe, as is her partner, Brendon. Brendon thanks his fiancée and takes his key, which is lying on top of the wheel. Due to the partners twist, one duo will be nominated for eviction as opposed to two individuals. The keys of the safe pairs will be drawn together. Rachel begins by drawing out the keys of Dicque and Daniele. Jeff and Jordan are next. Then Lawon and Shelly are next, followed by Keith and Kalia (much to Kalia's apparent disappointment and Keith's relief). Finally, Adam & Porsche get their keys. Rachel announces that Cassi and Dominic are the ones up for elimination. She tells them that they are too threatening for her and Brendon. Cassi is angry but hopes that Jeff and Jordan will rally the votes in her favor. Dominic plans to win the POV and get him and Cassi off the chopping block. Porsche is relieved that she and Adam are safe, while Kalia was hoping that Keith would be gone. **************************************************************** Okay, Dominic and Cassi are up for eviction (and believe me, I didn't want them up. I wanted them safe.) Now it would be time for the POV but first (I'm sounding like the Chenbot), we all know that Dicque had to leave for personal reasons. I'm going to have someone leave and the partner gets the Golden Key. I want you to decide if Dicque goes out again or if someone new goes out. I'll take votes until tonight and the person with the most votes will be leaving early.
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09-19-11, 03:44 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Adam gives up, leaving the golden key to be given to Porsche. (again)
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09-20-11, 01:35 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Keith gets kicked out of the house after the women all threaten to quit due to his behavior towards them, resulting in Kalia getting a golden key.
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23. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
We have a three-way tie between a veteran (not Dicque) and two newbies, so I'll have to break the tie:Cassi isn't happy at being put on the block since she knows Dominic has support from Keith, Lawon and Porsche. She's planning on throwing herself on the mercy of the vets but only if she or Dominic doesn't win the POV. Dominic is determined to win the POV. He knows that if he doesn't or if Cassi doesn't win it for him, the veterans are more likely to vote against him! Rachel says that she is torn between her desire to evict Cassi and Brendon's insistence that Dominic is a bigger target. Jeff wants Dominic out more than Cassi, thinking that Cassi is less likely to turn against him than Dominic is. Kalia is upset that she and Keith aren't on the block as she wants to get rid of Keith. After the nomination ceremony, Rachel calls Cassi up to the HOH room. Brendon and Dicque are there as well (Daniele is resting in her bedroom). There, Radon tells Cassi that she will be safe if she throws the POV competition to them. Cassi says that although she's tempted she can't really throw the POV competition to them as she thinks they'll respect her less if she actually agrees. She points out that Rachel last season seemed to base her decisions on how well people did in the challenges. Rachel can't believe Cassi won't do what she says and calls Cassi stupid. Cassi leaves and Radon bashes her for her so-called "idiocy". However, Dicque respects Cassi for wanting to compete and save herself. Cassi goes down and tells Dominic about Radon's offer. She adds that she'll only take it if she loses POV to them, but that she plans to give it her all before then. Dominic is happy that Cassi plans to go all-out for the POV. Meanwhile, Daniele is not feeling well at all. She thinks that she's come down with a cold or the flu and wants the medic to check her out. Dicque is not happy with this turn of events, as it means Daniele might be out and he won't get to compete until the Top 10. Adam, Cassi, Dominic, Keith, Lawon and Porsche are all in the library bedroom talking about what they should do in case Cassi or Dominic wins the Veto and takes themselves off the block. They decide to get Rachel to put up either Lawon & Shelly or Keith and Kalia. Dominic tells us in confessional that the newbies really want Rachel to put up Dicque and Daniele but they doubt she'll do so. They also doubt she'll put up Jeff & Jordan. Still, Cassi plans to at least float the idea around in case she or Dominic wins the POV competition. Meanwhile, Daniele is checked by the medic. She's now having chills. Daniele has the flu and she must decide whether to stay in the House or leave. Daniele doesn't want to give the flu to her father, so she decides to leave. She goes to the Diary Room to confirm her decision. Dicque is called to the Diary Room and is told Daniele has the flu and has chosen to leave the competition. He is not happy with this turn of events and when he leaves, everyone can see he's not happy. Then Rachel is called in to be told the bad news. She emerges with a card in her hand from production, which tells the other houseguests (except for Dicque, who already knows) that Daniele came down with the flu and chose to leave. This means that Dicque will get the first Golden Key and will be guaranteed a spot in the Top 10. Although he will be allowed to vote, he will not be able to compete in competitions. Dicque notes in confessional that this means the veterans might be screwed. Although he can still vote, he can't compete and he's now stuck with at least one person he can barely stand -- Rachel. Dominic, meanwhile, is thrilled with this latest development, since this takes away a vote from the veterans. Still, he knows he must win the POV competition or hope that Cassi does so. **************************************************************** Okay, I chose to have Daniele get the flu and have to leave. This means Dicque has the first Golden Key. Now I want you to decide which pair will compete with Radon and Caasi & Dominic for the POV competition. Then, I want you to vote on which person wins the POV competition. I will take votes until tonight and the one with the most votes will get the Veto. I want either Cassi or Dominic to win the Veto (preferably Cassi as I liked her more), so if there is a tie between a vet (especially Rachel or Brendon) and either Cassi or Dominic, I will break the tie in favor of Cassi or Dominic.
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25. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Keith and Kalia get their names drawn out of the bag for the veto comp. However, when the comp is held they utterly suck at it, Rachel blows a big lead with a dumba$$ mistake, Cassi slips and does a belly flop, and Dominic barely ekes out the PoV win over Brendon.
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26. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Okay, we have a tie between the two people on the block. However, it's a team competition, so here are the results:The veterans all go upstairs, with Dicque very sad. He wanted Daniele to win since she hadn't won before and now she can't do so because of illness. He thinks the veterans still have a chance because Kalia and Shelly are closely aligned with the veterans; still, he can't help the veterans in competitions. If he'd earned a Golden Key fair and square, it might be different, but he hadn't done so. As Jeff tries to console Dicque, Jordan comes in and reveals that Dominic was smiling as he talked to Cassi, which makes Brendon so mad that he's willing to go downstairs and start a fight with Dominic. However, Dicque tries to talk Brendon out of it, which makes Rachel yell at him. Everyone is distraught, thinking that they've lost. However, Jeff points out that it's still just the first week and things can turn around. They can continue winning competitions and can continue chipping away at the wall that separates the veterans and newbies. He further reminds them that Kalia is willing to go up if Keith goes and that Shelly is aligned with him & Jordan. He feels that they can still win this, even though the situation is bad. Rachel agrees that they should just think positive and try to win the POV so that the nominations remain the same. Meanwhile, the veterans that are still aligned get together and Cassi urges Dominic not to get too cocky over Daniele's leaving since there might still be a vote. They can only get cocky if they win the POV. Adam notes that with Daniele out, they could get Dicque on their side, especially if they get one of Radon mad at Dicque. Cassi thinks that's a great idea and she asks Adam to work on Dicque. Dominic also thinks it's a great idea. Adam plans to spend time with Dicque and convince him that he will have an easier time outwitting newbies than veterans, which the other newbies like. They also consider who should go up in case Cassi or Dominic win the POV. Cassi plans to foster discord between Radon and Jeff & Jordan by subtly suggesting that Radon will try to split up Jeff & Jordan instead of taking them and Dicque to the Final 5. But if that doesn't work, there's always the suggestion of Keith & Kalia or Lawon & Shelly. Keith thinks that Lawon & Shelly should go up as Kalia's willing to sell him out on a platter. However, Lawon points out that Jeff & Jordan will vote for Shelly to stay. Adam also suggests that it would be easier to get Dicque on board if they target Kalia instead of Shelly. It's now time for the POV competition! But before it begins, Rachel gives Dicque his Golden Key. Dicque plans to use his Golden Key to cultivate allies since his social game isn't great. He also notes that Adam admires Dicque. Now to the POV selection. As has been done in previous seasons, only six people will compete for the POV. Normally this means the HOH, the two nominees, and three others selected by random draw. But because of the pairs format, the HOHs partner will also automatically compete, so Brendon is also taking part. That means that only one other pair will get to play. Rachel reaches into the bag and pulls Keith & Kalia's names. Adam is selected to be the host. Before the competition, the veterans try one last attempt to get Cassi to throw the competition. However, Cassi tells them that she's going to try her hardest to win. Dicque tells her that he admires her for that but Jeff & Jordan are disappointed and Radon threatens to go all out to get rid of her. When Dicque points out that threats won't ensure that Cassi throws the POV competition, Brendon sarcastically notes that Dicque is in no position to talk since he can't compete and Rachel supports Brendon. Dicque then threatens to leave the veterans' alliance if they can't think strategically. Jeff finally calms the argument down while Cassi leaves, delighted over this turn of events. Adam comes bursting out of the storage room dressed as a police officer to signal the beginning of the POV competition, and everyone heads into the back yard. There, they see that the yard is decorated like a crime-addled urban street, with dirty roads and broken windows on the walls, as well as a lot of garbage off to the sides. The players come out in matching superhero costumes. Basically theyre little more than leotards with capes. Brendon & Rachel are in red, Keith & Kalia are in yellow, and Cassi & Dominic are in blue. We find out that Kalia plans to throw the competition since she wants to go up on the block and get Keith out. Heres how the competition will work: Each duo has a damaged skyscraper, which is really just a jigsaw puzzle, a few feet above them. The men will run across the yard and grab puzzle pieces, which they will hand to their female counterparts. As they run, the girls will be pulled up so they can place the pieces on the board (each duo is harnessed together by a system of ropes and pulleys). The first team to complete their puzzle (which spells out VETO, so only an idiot would fail) wins the Power of Veto. And they're off! Brendon wants to win to ensure the nominations stay the same. Dominic wants to win so he & Cassi can get off the block. Kalia plans on sabotaging Keith, but Keith wants to at least make sure he's not on the chopping block. Brendon and Keith get out ahead of Dominic, but Kalia gives Keith wrong information on purpose. But although Brendon is faster than Dominic, Cassi is better at the puzzle than Rachel, who is having a real brain cramp. Brendon yells at Rachel, which doesn't help matters any. Therefore: Adam: Cassi & Dominic have won the Power of Veto! Cassi & Dominic get the Veto necklace and Dominic gives it to Cassi because she was better in the puzzles. In their Diary Room sessions, Cassi & Dominic are thrilled that they saved themselves and plan on taking themselves off the block. Brendon is berating Rachel for failing in the puzzle and Rachel looks beaten down. Meanwhile, Keith blames Kalia, claiming that she threw the challenge. Kalia is delighted with this turn of events, since she plans on convincing the veterans to put her & Keith up so they can get rid of Keith. ***************************************************************** Okay, Cassi & Dominic have won the Veto and I fully plan on having them take themselves off the block (since neither one is Marcellus). You now must decide which couple goes on the chopping block. I will take votes until tonight or tomorrow morning and the pair with the most votes will go up in place of Cassi & Dominic. In case of a tie, I will break it. Rachel & Brendon are out because Rachel is HOH and Dicque has the Golden Key so he's out as well.
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27. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
After hours of discussions in the HoH room among the veterans and Kalia volunteering herself and Keith for the block in hopes of getting herself a golden key, the veto meeting is held the next day and Rachel is only too happy to oblige, naming Kalia and Keith as the replacement nominees.
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29. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
We have a majority, so here are the results:In the aftermath of the HOH competition, Jeff and Radon go up to plot their next move. Rachel suggests that they get Dominic & Cassi not to use the Power of Veto but Brendon correctly realizes that Cassi & Dominic aren't that stupid. He can't believe Rachel is stupid enough to think such a thing. Jeff then notes that they need to put up one of the newbies who they think will go after them and their partner. He doesn't think that Adam or Porsche will go after them -- at least, not right away, but he does think either Keith or Lawon would go after them. Jordan joins the group and agrees that they should put up either Keith and Kalia or Lawon & Shelly. That is when Kalia comes up and offers herself on a platter. She promises to do whatever the veterans want her to do if they put her and Keith on the block and get rid of Keith. Rachel is only too happy to oblige and they decide to tell Dicque of the plan. Dicque is talking to Adam, who tells him that he wants to work with such a great player. He also points out the obvious fact that Dicque will be a fifth wheel if he sticks with the other veterans as neither Radon nor Jeff & Jordan will turn on each other. Thus he offers to go to the Final 2 with Dicque if Dicque joins the newbies. Dicque says that he'll think about it. In confessional, he admits the offer is tempting but he also thinks he might be safer with the other vets. If he goes to the Final 5 with the other vets he could be the deal-maker and position himself with one or the other pair and then win the final HOH and get rid of one half of the pair he chose to join. He then goes up and joins Radon and Jeff & Jordan. When they tell him about Kalia's offer, he says they should go for it, as he thinks Kalia's less of a threat than Keith. He tells them that he was talking to Adam but doesn't tell them about the offer Adam made. He's weighing his options. Radon prepares for the Veto ceremony. Brendon is furious that Rachel was so awful in the POV competition and doesn't plan on letting her forget that it was her fault that Cassi & Dominic have the Veto and can save themselves. Cassi confirms that neither she nor Dominic are Marcellus. They will use the Veto to save themselves. Keith is convinced he and Kalia are going on the block and Kalia hopes the veterans will stick to the plan. At the POV ceremony, Dominic begins by saying that he was glad he & Cassi won the Veto because now they are safe from the real threat of eviction. However, they are sorry for whoever goes up in their place since that pair is in for a hard time. With little fanfare (and even less surprise), Cassi announces that she & Dominic will use the Veto on themselves. The pair leave the hot seat as Rachel steps up and announces that she is putting up Keith & Kalia because she & Brendon agreed that they were the best option to put up. The meeting is adjourned and Cassi & Dominic are thrilled to be off the chopping block. Now they plan on doing their best to save Keith. Keith blames Kalia for his being on the block but hopes that they can convince Shelly or Dicque to get rid of Kalia. Meanwhile, Kalia just hopes that all the vets and Shelly vote to get rid of Keith so that Rachel can break the tie and get rid of Keith so she can have the Golden Key and be rid of Keith for the rest of the summer. ***************************************************************** Okay, Keith and Kalia are on the chopping block. Your task now is to decide which one goes home. I will take votes until tomorrow morning and the person with the most votes will be evicted. In the event of a tie, I will break it. I'll reveal the results tomorrow afternoon.
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09-23-11, 02:32 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Dicque, Brendon and JeJo all stick with the plan and vote to evict Keith, as do all the newbie women, who can't stand the guy, and Lawon, who can't stand him either because he never shuts up. Keith gets evicted 8-2 and Kalia gets her golden key.
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33. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Well, we have a unanimous vote so I'll post the results:After Cassi & Dominic wisely saved themselves with the Veto and Rachel replaced them with Keith & Kalia, the new nominees have confessionals. Kalia tells Keith good-bye, saying that he'll be gone soon. Keith is determined to work his wiles on Shelly as well as Cassi and Porsche. We then see Keith trying to charm Shelly into agreeing to keep him around over Kalia. Shelly is nervous about going against Jeff & Jordan, whom her daughter admires. She promises him that she'll think about it. Later, Keith tries to re-form his "Keith's Angels" plan by flirting with Cassi. Unfortunately for him, Porsche walks in as he's trying to charm Cassi. She gets so mad that she yells at Keith. As they argue, Cassi walks away, deciding that Keith is just too much trouble to keep around. The three remaining Regulators gather together in the Have Not room to discuss the vote. Although Dominic and Lawon are all for keeping Keith around, Porsche is now ready to get rid of him as well. However, she reassures them that she's still willing to work with the rest of the newbies. Meanwhile in the HOH room, we see Dicque, Jeff, Jordan and Rachel strategizing. Dicque reassures Rachel that he's going to vote out Keith but in confessional he wonders if he's going to stick with the other veterans the rest of the way. He's aware that he's now a fifth wheel in the alliance. Dicque urges Rachel to mingle with the newbies, pointing out that Jeff & Jordan have a better social game because they're mingling with people like Shelly. Rachel admits that she might need to step up her social game if she and Brendon want to stick around for long. Thus, the veterans entertain the newbies in the kitchen with a game called "Big Booty". It moves to the backyard, where a now-drunk Rachel takes over. Although most of the other newbies are amused, Dominic is still suspicious and Cassi's not really impressed with Rachel. Later on, Rachel is swinging in the hammock while Dicque, Keith and Dominic are nearby. She then reveals that her pet name for Brendon is "Pookie." Keith is amused, but Brendon is not and sternly reprimands her. The resulting argument causes the other three to leave. Dicque can barely stand Radon now. In the HOH room, Brendon continues to berate Rachel. Rachel grovels as Brendon suggests she can sleep on the HOH couch if she wants to. As Rachel looks upset, Dicque tells us in his confessional that he'll vote Keith out now, but he's really thinking of changing sides soon. However, the next day, Rachel apologizes to Brendon and they make up, with Rachel straddling Brendon at one point. With the argument over, Brendon now feels ready to focus on the game and shore up Shelly and Dicque's votes. He approaches Shelly and asks her if she's still going to vote out Keith. She reassures him that she's still going to vote out Keith because she can't stand him. She also informs him that the other women can't stand Keith now either. Brendon's delighted with this. Meanwhile, Dicque goes over to talk to Adam. He tells Adam that he's seriously tempted to switch sides and break up Radon the first chance he can get. However, he wants to keep Jeff & Jordan around until at least the jury. He hopes Adam can help him with that. Adam says that he'll have to talk to Cassi, who is closer to Jeff & Jordan than he is. However, he thinks that Cassi will be happy to keep Jeff & Jordan around until the jury since she doesn't hate them, just Radon. Meanwhile, Dominic and Lawon desperately try to get the women to keep Keith around. They first go to Shelly, but she blows them off. They then try to convince Cassi to keep Keith around but she tells them that Keith causes too much trouble. And Porsche isn't willing to help Keith out anymore either. Finally, the two men approach Adam. Adam says that although he hasn't promised to keep Kalia around, it might just be better for him if he goes along with the majority. Dominic says that he'll still vote out Kalia and Lawon agrees. It's now time to talk to the houseguests! The Chenbot begins by telling Dicque that Daniele is feeling much better but is sad to be out of the house. Dicque is glad about this but is sad that he's unable to repair his relationship with Daniele. When asked how this will affect his strategy, he says that he will use this opportunity to work on his social game until he reaches the Final 10. He doesn't have much choice right now, as he notes. The Chenbot then turns to Cassi & Dominic, asking them how it felt to win the POV competition. Cassi is thrilled to have won it, saying that Rachel's nomination of them lit a fire under her and helped her do well in the POV. Dominic is also thrilled that they won the Veto, noting that he probably would have been gone if Cassi hadn't done so well with the puzzle. Brendon is seen glaring at Rachel as Dominic adds that he's ready to really play the game now! Adam is next on the hot seat. The Chenbot asks the self-proclaimed super-fan how he felt when he found out he would be playing with and against the veterans. Adam then graciously acknowledges all of the veterans, but singles out Dicque for his praise. However, he has to see even Dicque as a competitor and not as a houseguest he admired on TV. Things finally turn serious when the Chenbot turns the floor over to the nominees for a last chance to plead their respective cases to remain in the house. Keith succinctly tells Kalia she rocks and advises the houseguests to have fun, to not take things personally, and to remember that its a game. Kalia compliments everyone in the house for what they bring to the game and makes the standard family and friends thank you speech. Now it's time to vote! Dominic votes to evict Kalia. Brendon and Jeff follow and they quickly cast their votes to evict Keith. Lawon then casts his vote to evict Kalia, leaving the vote 2-2. However, the other houseguests vote to evict Keith, with Shelly the last to cast her vote. Chenbot: By a vote of 8-2, Keith, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Keith hugs the houseguests and then goes out to join the Chenbot in the studio for his interview. He acknowledges that he should've played the game differently. He thinks he tried a little too hard to get the women on his side and thinks maybe he shouldn't have let his feelings for Kalia be known so early on in the game. When asked why he chose Kalia, Keith reminds the Chenbot that he wanted Porsche, then Cassi but they were taken so he was stuck with Kalia. He then notes that the initial eight formed an alliance but once the veterans entered the house, Kalia took the opportunity to hand him over on a silver platter. When the Chenbot asks Keith if it was harder to play BB than he imagined, he says that the plan he had going into the house went out the window when the houseguests were forced to pair up. He also admits that he shouldn't have played with his emotions as much. We then see the video messages from the houseguests. Cassi apologizes, but tells Keith that he made the mistake of coming on the show to play a dating game, so he pretty much dug his own grave. Lawon tells Keith that he acted a fool and thats why hes sitting outside the house. Rachel rambles on and then we see Porsche tell Keith hes sitting there because he tried to play her and other women. She then points to her tee-shirt, which reads, You can look, but you cant touch. **************************************************************** Okay, it's time for the next HOH competition to see who will be the next Head of Household. Rachel can't compete since she's the outgoing HOH, but the others (including Brendon) can compete. I want you to vote on who should be the next HOH. I'll take votes until tomorrow morning and the person with the most votes will be the new HOH. In the event of a tie, I'll break it and decide who is the new HOH.
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34. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Dicque and Kalia as golden key holders join outgoing HoH Rachel on the sidelines. The other 9 players take part in one of those goofy-a$$ed question competitions. It comes down to a final question with Brendon, Jeff and Porsche still in the game. Porsche has a blonde moment, Jeff throws the competition, not wanting to be HoH this early, and Brendon takes his 1st HoH of the season.
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35. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Somehow the comp comes down to Porsche and Cassi. The vets are quaking in their boots. Cassi wins.
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137. "Big Brother 13: What If? Final 4 and Final 3 Rounds" |
Okay, I'm going to do the Final 4 and Final 3 rounds now. Here is the first part of the Final 4 round:The Chenbot welcomes the audience, both at home and live in the studio. Now that were at the final four, the game is finally starting to wind down. Adam is HOH, and is therefore already assured of his place in the final three, but tonights show will determine who joins him. We flash back to the blue-toned past to once again watch Kalia get evicted when Cassi breaks the tie. As Kalia takes the walk of shame, we get the usual commentary from the peanut gallery. Porsche reveals that Adam was the one to approach her with the idea of the tie vote. Porsche went along with it because she figured she wouldn't get many votes for her game play if she went with Cassi and hoped to get at least one. Adam says that the plan worked but now he has to be careful since Cassi would probably suspect he was behind the scheme. He has to get rid of her before she gets rid of him. Sure enough, Cassi suspects Adam was the mastermind but she is sure her challenge skills will keep her safe. She'll get Adam at Final 3. Shelly is relieved that she is safe but doesn't know how much longer she will be safe, especially since she has at least two votes in her pocket if she makes it to the finals. After we relive Adams HOH victory, he celebrates in the diary room that its been a long time coming. He jokes that his lips are chapped from kissing everyone elses butt this season, so now its time for the (clown) shoe to go on the other foot. Porsche just notes that mental competitions aren't her thing. Cassi is sure Adam will target her and Shelly. For the only piece of filler well get in this episode, its time to see Adams HOH room. The other girls finally get to see a picture of Adams girlfriend, Fara, and they all think she looks cute. Theres also a photo of Adams bar mitzvah. In a moment of comedy, Adams bacon addiction (which is even funnier when juxtaposed with the bar mitzvah photos clearly he's not an Orthodox Jew) is fueled to an insane degree, as hes given, among other things, bacon-scented bandages, a stuffed Teddy bacon, and gummy bacon. With all that fun out of the way, its time to get back to business, as Adam has to make his nominations almost immediately. He has Porsche follow him upstairs as he moves his belongings to the HOH room, giving her a chance to campaign. Porsches campaign is fairly short, as they only have a few minutes to talk before nominations. It boils down to one point: Shelly has Jeff & Jordan's votes in her pocket and can't be allowed to get to the finals, and Cassi is a triple threat -- strategically smart, a challenge queen and nice to boot. Porsche is the least threatening. Up next into the HOH room is Shelly, and she makes her plea. She says that she is the least skilled in competitions and has no one while Cassi and Porsche are clearly aligned. Adam tells her she isn't his main target yet but she isn't safe unless she wins PoV. Finally its Cassis turn. Adam tells her the truth, that shell likely be nominated as she is the most threatening to his game at this point. Cassi admits that she is not surprised to hear this and asks if Shelly will go up beside her. Adam says, "Probably." Cassi then warns him that it doesn't matter whom he nominates now. The real power lies with the person who wins the PoV competition. Adam says, "I know it. It's a chance I have to take." Cassi says, "Well, even if I win and Porsche goes up, Porsche will probably be safe." With that, its time for the nomination ceremony. Despite the nominations being meaningless, Adam still has to go through the ritual, including placing a single key into the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. Cassi and Shelly are sure they'll both be nominated while Porsche is just unsure. Since the POV competition is being constructed out back, Adam summons the girls from the candy bedroom. Once theyre gathered at the dining room table, he brings out the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death with its one key inside it. Anyway, the safe player is Porsche, much to her relief. Adam says that he nominated Cassi and Shelly because they are the two with the biggest chance of beating him. Shelly has at least two votes in her pocket and Cassi is a triple threat. He then encourages everyone to fight and earn their spot in the final three. Cassi reminds us that the only person with real power is the one who wins the PoV -- and she plans to be the one who wins it. Shelly gives herself a Gipper speech about how she has to win POV. Porsche wants to win the PoV to keep herself off the chopping block, while Adam wants to win it to make sure Cassi doesn't win it. Because everyone has motivation to win the POV, lets get to the competition, entitled Jukebox Veto (a play on the song Jukebox Hero). Each player has an identical jukebox apparatus with 20 clues on it (10 on each side) and a giant peg in the middle. They also have 10 square blocks off to the side with the names of the previously evicted houseguests. They must stack the squares on the peg to precisely answer each set of clues. When they think theyre right, they can buzz in. If theyre right, they win. If theyre wrong, they must figure out their mistake. The difficulty in this challenge (a version which is done almost every season at this point), is three-fold. First, some of the clues are specific, while others are more generic. The second difficulty is that the squares have four names on them. This means that there are some name combinations that will show up multiple times. The third challenge is that when you buzz in, you are only told whether or not youve won. If youre wrong, you could have only one wrong answer, or you could have missed all 10. Its up to you to figure out where you went wrong (though the editors show us at home by highlighting the wrong answers in red). So, with all that in mind, its time for the competition to begin. The strategies differ. Adam relies on his knowledge of all the house events to guide him step by step. Porsche and Shelly simply race as hard as they can. Cassi realizes the problem with stacking the blocks too early, so she stacks them off to the side, planning only to put them on the peg when she knows shes got all the answers right. She also relies on her knowledge of house events, though not as much as Adam. After a few minutes, Porsche is confident in her stack, so she piles them on her peg. She hits her buzzer: Chenbot: Congratulations, Cassi. You have won the PoV! Cassi celebrates in the diary room, having just punched her ticket to the final three. Adam is frustrated but knows that at least Shelly will probably be going home. Porsche just hopes that Cassi will spare her and get rid of Shelly since Shelly is more of a threat and Cassi and Porsche are allies. Shelly cries in the diary room, calling herself useless. Shes certain that shes going to be evicted after fighting so hard for her family, Jeff & Jordan. Back in the house, Shelly is still crying to Adam. She's sure she's going to be evicted next and Adam agrees. Adam and Shelly head to the purple lounge room. Once they get there, Adam reveals that he hoped Cassi would be the next to go since Cassi was the most strategic, the best in challenges and nice. Shelly says, "Well, it didn't work out. But at least you tried." Adam sadly agrees. Porsche begs Cassi to keep her around, pointing out that they have been allies almost from the beginning while Shelly moved to the veterans early on. Cassi reassures Porsche that she will probably vote to evict Shelly. In private, she notes that she has to keep the least threatening person. Now that were up to speed, its time to get to the final POV ceremony. Live in the living room, Cassi surprises no one by using the POV on herself. As such, she is safe, and Porsche takes her spot in the nomination chair without even having to be prompted. **************************************************************** Now, it's time for the live eviction and the first round of the HOH competition. I want you to decide who is evicted -- Porsche or Shelly. The one with the most votes will join Jeff, Dicque, Dominic and Jordan on the jury. Then, I want you to decide who will win the first HOH round. The person with the most votes will win that round. I'll take votes until tomorrow.
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138. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 4 and Final 3 Rounds" |
After the PoV competiton and the post-PoV DR's, we are taken back to the jury house as the next limo pulls up and Kalia gets out. When D1ck sees her he says, "I must say I'm not surprised." Kalia says, "What do you mean by that?" D1ck says, "Jordan told us about how you'd been acting, and we watched the DVD. I'd a voted your a$$ out too if I'd still been there." "I"m gonna tell you something, D!ck. There ain't a houseguest in there, nor one here right now, even including your obnoxious a$$, who wouldn't have handed me my head on a platter if I opposed them in front of the jury, even if I were the perfect lady. I could read the handwriting on the wall, and when I realized that, I stopped taking any of anybody else's bull$hit. Not worth it anymore." They watch the DVD, and when it's over Kalia says, "I'm gonna tell you guys something. That Cassi's a conniving, phony little witch, but we're gonna be voting on her in the final. You can take that to the bank. Nobody in there can beat her no matter what they throw at her."Back in the house the live show continues as the HG reassemble in the living room for the PoV/live eviction meeting. As expected, Cassi pulls herself off the block and Porsche and Shelly give brief speeches, and nobody is too shocked when, after Chenbot asks for her vote, she says, "Shelly, you have at least three probable votes on the jury already, and might not have much trouble scrounging up one more. I'm sorry, but I have to evict you."
Shelly takes the walk of shame to the Chenbot, and when asked what happened by the Chenbot, she says, "Julie, Cassi was telling me the truth when she said I have three probable votes already on the jury. I might have more depending on who my opposition would have been. I knew she was gonna boot me, and Adam or Porsche would have done the same." The goodbye messages are all friendly and praise Shelly quite highly, and the post-eviction comments by the HG all express gratitude that she's gone because "she'd have killed us all before that jury." The final three then move to the backyard for the first part of the final HoH, which as it always is is an endurance challenge. It starts on the live show and continues on the feeds after the live show ends. To no one's surprise, Adam falls out of the competition rather quickly. In fact Cassi and Porsche had both counted on that in their strategic planning. Cassi and Porsche last for nearly two hours, but eventually Porsche's back starts aching too severely for her to hang on, and she drops out of the competition too, conceding the first round and the second round bye to Cassi and earning herself a second round match with Adam for the chance to move on to the third stage against Cassi. The HG all go in to clean up, then after three hours of game playing and meaningless bull$hit To give BBAD something to fill airtime with, they all hit the sack, knowing they have six more days of mostly boring bull$hit ahead of them.
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139. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 4 and Final 3 Rounds" |
With one vote, here are the results:We are now taken back to the jury house as the next limo pulls up and Kalia gets out. When Dicque sees her he says, "I must say I'm not surprised." Kalia says, "What do you mean by that?" Dicque says, "Jordan told us about how you'd been acting, and we watched the DVD. I'd a voted your a$$ out too if I'd still been there." "I"m gonna tell you something, Dicque. There ain't a houseguest in there, nor one here right now, even including your obnoxious a$$, who wouldn't have handed me my head on a platter if I opposed them in front of the jury, even if I were the perfect lady. I could read the handwriting on the wall, and when I realized that, I stopped taking any of anybody else's bull$hit. Not worth it anymore." They watch the DVD, and when it's over Kalia says, "I'm gonna tell you guys something. That Cassi's a conniving, phony little witch, but we're gonna be voting on her in the final. You can take that to the bank. Nobody in there can beat her no matter what they throw at her." Jeff sardonically says, "Gee, why don't you tell us how you really feel?" Everyone laughs at that except Kalia, of course. Dicque especially laughs at that. With that out of the way, we move on to the live eviction. Each nominee gets one last plea as always. Porsche says that she loves all of the houseguests and wants Cassi to do what is best for her game. Shelly stands up and announces that she knows shes gone, so she just uses this opportunity to say goodbye. She tells Adam that she hopes he and Dicque get to know each other well after the game. She tells Cassi that she was a real sweetheart. Then she tells Porsche that in 69 days they didn't talk too much game, but she hopes Porsche enjoyed wearing all those bikinis. Now it's time for Cassi to choose whom to evict. She says, "Shelly, you have two definite votes and a probable third one in your pocket and could probably scrounge up one more. I'm sorry but I choose to evict you. It's nothing personal, it's just so I can have a better chance to win." Chenbot: It's official. Shelly, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Shelly gets up and hugs Porsche, then Adam and finally Cassi. They all escort her to the front door and wave good-bye as she leaves. As she takes the walk of shame to the Chenbot, the other three express their relief that Shelly is gone as they watch her photo fade to black and white. When asked what happened by the Chenbot, she says, "Julie, Cassi was telling me the truth when she said I have two definite votes and a probable third already on the jury. I might have more depending on who my opposition would have been. I knew she was gonna boot me, and Adam or Porsche would have done the same." The goodbye messages are all friendly and praise Shelly quite highly, much to Shelly's relief. Its time to begin the final HOH competition of the season . Because the final HOH will evict the final juror, all three contestants will participate, including outgoing HOH Adam. Tonight is Part 1, an endurance competition. The other two will face off in Part 2, later. The winner of each will advance to Part 3, which will be done on finale night. The competition is called Big Brother Mixer, and its fairly straightforward, despite the elaborate set pieces. The players stand on a small platform with their backs against the blades of a giant egg beater. The mixer will spin them around and dip them into the pool of butter below them. They also get food coloring shot into their faces at random intervals. The last one standing wins. The competition gets underway, and already its clear that Adam is hurting. While Porsche and Cassi each wrap their arms around the back of their panel, Adam is holding on to the edges with his arms over his head to prevent back spasms. Adam is clearly in pain, having to raise and lower his arms regularly to prevent his back from going into convulsions. Also, he barely grips his back plank, using each hand to hold on to the edge. Meanwhile, Porsche and Cassi have their arms connected behind their backs. Finally, twenty minutes after the competition began, Adam puts himself out of his misery, dropping out of the competition. Once Adam is down, Porsche begins to suffer. She complains about shoulder pain, as well as nausea. Meanwhile, Cassi looks carved out of stone. She barely says a word, her eyes are closed, and she doesnt move a muscle. As Adam cheers both the girls on, Porsche starts to waver. Shes getting really dizzy, and she tells Cassi that shes about to throw up. Cassi urges her to give up if she's feeling that badly. Porsche does so, asking production to lower the mixer and slow it down so she can get off without bumping her head in the pool and risking drowning. Cassi has now won the first round of the HOH competition and after she gets down she helps both Adam and Porsche inside when all the houseguests are allowed back in. Porsche lies down to rest while Adam has to get a massage as he is feeling so bad. ***************************************************************** Okay, Shelly is out and Cassi has won the first round of the HOH competition. I want you to decide whether Adam or Porsche will win the second round. The one with the most votes will advance to face Cassi and I want you to decide who will win the final round and become the new HOH. The person with the most votes will be the new HOH. Then I want you to decide who the final member of the jury will be. And of course, I want you to add some comments on Shelly's arrival at the jury house.
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140. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 4 and Final 3 Rounds" |
Since the finale isn't until Wednesday night and there is no Sunday episode due to a 9/11 10th anniversary program, Adam and Porsche are given until Sunday to recover from their first stage injuries, and they both need it, There is little game talk except for some DR sessions, and those are shown on Wednesday during and after the mixer competition being shown. Cassi says she didn't boot Shelly as a strike against Adam, but because she's afraid Shelly can beat her before the jury, and Adam is shown saying both to Cassi personally and in the DR that he's glad she booted Shelly because he probably can't beat her either.When Sunday arrives, Adam and Porsche go out one at a time to compete in the second stage of the final HoH. They each have to go underwater in a pool and arrange pictures of evicted HG in the correct order based on clues they are given. Adam goes first and quickly discards his goggles because they keep fogging up inside, then just as quickly realizes that was a mistake. To add to his problems. he keeps having to resurface frequently for air because his lung capacity sucks due to a lifetime of smoking. These problems slow him down severely, and he takes 10:31 to complete the task. Porsche then goes out without knowing Adam's time. Being in much better shape than Adam and having much more cooperative goggles, she completes the assigned task in only 6:06, When she comes back in, Adam knows before the times are revealed that he has lost, and he says in the DR that he thinks he's in big trouble. We next see the jurors awaiting the next limo, and it is Shelly. She is greeted by hugs all around, and Kalia asks, "Who had the PoV?" "Cassi had it," says Shelly, "Adam was HoH and put up me and Cassi, and Cassi kicked all our a$$e$ in the PoV competition, then she evicted me." "I knew it," says Kalia, "There are four votes for you right here right now, and Cassi had to know that." Shelly says, "She talked about that. She knew there were two for sure and a probable third, with others possible depending on who the other finalist would be." Back in the house there is little game talk, but Cassi and Porsche are boning up on various possible questions for the third stage of the HoH competition. The one thing they both overlook is what the jurors said during the summer, and lo and behold, when time for the question match arrives, Chenbot tells hem the questions will be about things the jurors said during the season, one question per juror. Neither one seems to know the jurors well at all, but Cassi knows them better and defeats Porsche three right answers to one. After a commercial break Adam an Porshe are given the chance to make sales pitches to Cassi, and both tell Cassi to do what is best for her game, eschewing any windy speeches. Cassi is then asked for the final eviction vote, and she says, "I don't know which of you would be better for my chances, but I've kind of had an unofficial deal with Porsche most of the season, so I'll abide by that. Adam, I vote to evict you." Adam hugs both Porsche and Cassi and takes the walk of shame. During the interview he says to the Chenbot, "That was no surprise. I knew they were pretty close friends in there. I have no idea what the rest of the jury is likely to do between those two. It oughta be a close vote."
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141. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 4 and Final 3 Rounds" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-15-11 AT 11:45 AM (EST)With one vote, here are the Final 3 results: Since the finale isn't until Wednesday night and there is no Sunday episode due to a 9/11 10th anniversary program, Adam and Porsche are given until Sunday to recover from their first stage injuries, and they both need it. There is little game talk except for some DR sessions, and those are shown on Wednesday during and after the mixer competition being shown. Cassi says she didn't boot Shelly as a strike against Adam, but because she's afraid Shelly can beat her before the jury, and Adam is shown saying both to Cassi personally and in the DR that he's glad she booted Shelly because he probably can't beat her either. When Sunday arrives, Adam and Porsche go out one at a time to compete in the second stage of the final HoH. They each have to go underwater in a pool and arrange pictures of evicted HG in the correct order based on clues they are given. Adam goes first and quickly discards his goggles because they keep fogging up inside, then just as quickly realizes that was a mistake. To add to his problems. he keeps having to resurface frequently for air because his lung capacity sucks due to a lifetime of smoking. These problems slow him down severely, and he takes 10:31 to complete the task. Porsche then goes out without knowing Adam's time. Being in much better shape than Adam and having much more cooperative goggles, she completes the assigned task in only 6:06. When she comes back in, Adam knows before the times are revealed that he has lost, and he says in the DR that he thinks he's in big trouble. We next see the jurors awaiting the next limo, and it is Shelly. She is greeted by hugs all around, and Kalia asks, "Who had the PoV?" "Cassi had it," says Shelly. "Adam was HoH and put up me and Cassi, and Cassi kicked all our a$$e$ in the PoV competition, then she evicted me." "I knew it," says Kalia. "There are four votes for you right here right now, and Cassi had to know that." Shelly says, "She talked about that. She knew there were two for sure and a probable third, with others possible depending on who the other finalist would be." With that, it's time to deliberate on the Final 3. Dicque says that if Cassi makes it to the finals (and he thinks she will), she should win as she was a "triple threat" -- strategic, great at challenges, and just plain nice. Kalia, of course, disagrees with his assessment of Cassi, calling her a "phony, conniving little witch." Shelly protests that even if Cassi had other motives for being nice some of the time, at least she earned her way to the finals. Talk thus turns to the other two finalists. Only Kalia wants Porsche to win, since she feels Porsche was more "real" than Cassi. However, Jeff and Jordan joke that they barely even knew Porsche was in the house. She talked game with them for about eight minutes all season and even then, barely played the game. Dominic agrees, saying that at least Adam played the game better than Porsche. Kalia protests that Porsche won more competitions than Adam, only to have Dicque remind her that you need at least some strategy as well, and Porsche didn't have it quite as much as Adam did. Jeff agrees that Adam had a little more strategy than Porsche, but adds that Cassi had more strategy than the other two combined. Adam mainly followed Dicque's lead and Porsche followed the lead of either Dominic or Cassi. Kalia gets into an argument with Jeff but quickly loses. Back in the house there is little game talk, but Cassi and Porsche are boning up on various possible questions for the third stage of the HoH competition. The one thing they both overlook is what the jurors said during the summer, and lo and behold, when time for the question match arrives, Chenbot tells hem the questions will be about things the jurors said during the season, one question per juror. Cassi says, "I should have boned up on it more." Statement #1 (Jeff): The moment in the house that Im afraid to have my friends and family see is
A) the moment I was evicted for the second time, or B) the time when I yelled at Jordan during an endurance HOH competition. Porsche guesses A, but Cassi guesses B. Cassi is right. Statement #2 (Dicque): The most shocking moment in the house was when
A) America voted Jeff back into the game, or B) I found out my daughter would not be returning to the game. Both women get this one right and earn a point. Statement #3 (Shelly): The fatal error I made in the house was
A) sticking with Jeff & Jordan too long, or B) failing to win competitions. Cassi chooses A, and Porsche guesses B. Cassi is right and gets another point. Statement #4 (Jordan): The best thing about being in the house was
A) getting to spend the summer with Jeff, or B) getting rid of Dominic. Cassi guesses A, while Porsche guesses B. Once again, Cassi is correct. Statement #5 (Kalia): The biggest lie told in the house this season was
A) that Adam was loyal to the newbies, or B) anything that came out of Cassis mouth. Although both women get it wrong, it doesn't matter: Chenbot: Congratulations, Cassi. You are the final HOH. Cassi cheers and nearly cries as she hugs Adam and Porsche. After a commercial break, its time for the final eviction. As HOH, Cassi will cast the only vote. As always, the default nominees get one final plea and both tell Cassi to do what is best for her game, eschewing any windy speeches. Cassi is then asked for the final eviction vote, and she says, "I don't know which of you would be better for my chances, but I've kind of had an unofficial deal with Porsche most of the season, so I'll abide by that. Adam, I vote to evict you." Adam hugs both Porsche and Cassi and takes the walk of shame. During the interview he says to the Chenbot, "That was no surprise. I knew they were pretty close friends in there. I have no idea what the rest of the jury is likely to do between those two. It oughta be a close vote." The Chenbot sends Adam off to join the jury backstage, but not before two quick items are attended to. First, Adam asks her to talk to her friend Sharon Osbourne (her co-host on The Talk) and hook him up with backstage passes the next time Ozzy goes on tour. Secondly, Adam rushes into the audience to embrace his girlfriend, Fara. He kisses her long and hard, and as the audience cheers, the stage managers lower the houselights in order to put a spotlight on the couple. ***************************************************************** Okay, Porsche won the second round, Cassi was the final HOH and Adam was sent to the jury. Now I want you to decide what the final questions for each juror will be. I'll take votes until tomorrow and then post the questions from each juror.
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142. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 4 and Final 3 Rounds" |
The six jurors who were in the jury house deliberate on the three finalists as discussed above, and though they can't tailor them too well to specific finalists because they don't know yet who will be the final two, after a couple hours of wrangling they agree on the following set of questions to be asked of the finalists at the finale:Jeff: What was the best strategic move you made all season and why did you make it? D1ck: Which side of your game, competitions, strategic or social, was most important to your success and why? Dominic: If you could have back any one decision you made or thing you did during the season, what would it be and why? Kalia: Why do you deserve to have us vote you the half million dollars? Jordan: How important is it in Big Brother to get to know your fellow houseguests as people? Shelly: What was your motivation for coming on Big Brother? Adam, who was still in the house when this meeting was held and had to come up with his own question, asks: How important is it to talk game a lot with the other players and why?
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36. "Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
Okay, we have a tie, so I'm breaking it:In the Diary Room, Kalia sarcastically says shes sad to see Keith go, before inserting a loud, NOT, as if shes appearing in a Waynes World sketch 20 years too late. She then sticks her tongue out at him. Jeff is happy that things worked out for his alliance this week. They needed a lot of things to fall into place, and it all went down as planned. Hopefully this means Kalia will be loyal. Meanwhile, Dominic isn't pleased at all, but hopes that the tide can turn for him and Cassi. After Keith leaves the house, the rest of the players go into the kitchen to await the HOH competition, but also to watch Keiths memory wall portrait fade to black and white. In the Diary Room, Porsche explains that her vote was because of the way Keith flirted with Cassi right in front of her. Shelly now hopes that the veterans continue to win while Lawon hopes that the newbies turn the tables on the veterans. Kalia grabs the Golden Key from a hook on the memory wall (it is blank when she grabs it, but her name is on it when we see her in the diary room). She brags about how dangerous a player she is, even though she cant compete in challenges. I can still vo-ote, she gloats. Rachel is thanking her lucky stars that everything worked out. Had the newbies banded together, Kalia would be gone and the veterans would be in a tight spot. But Keith screwed up. We then see the houseguests out in the backyard, where there is a miniature golf course set up for the players. The Chenbot announces that the power is up for grabs and reminds Rachel that as outgoing Head of Household, she can't compete. Dicque and Kalia have Golden Keys, so they too can't compete. The rules of the game are simple - named Big Brother Open, the game is exactly like miniature golf. The houseguests will each get one chance to put their ball closest to the hole without overshooting into the water hazard, which is an automatic elimination. Apparently Rachel chose the putting order and Dominic is up first. The slots leading to the hole are numbered from high to low and the goal is to get the lowest score. Dominic is up first and his ball rolls into the number six position, which, because he is the only houseguest to have a ball in play, puts him in the lead. Cassi goes second -- and much to Rachel's dismay and Dominic's delight, she gets a hole in one! Dominic is out and he hugs Cassi as he walks over to join Rachel, Dicque and Kalia. Adam is up next, but he only gets an 8 and joins Dominic on the sidelines. Porsche, Lawon and Shelly all overshoot and land in the water. Jordan is up next and she gets a 4. She's not very pleased. Jeff is up next -- but he only gets a 3. He's pretty mad as well. It's up to Brendon to tie Cassi, which is the veterans' only chance of retaining power. Rachel, Jeff and Jordan all cheer Brendon on (especially Rachel) as he prepares to make his putt. Unfortunately: Chenbot: Brendon got a 2 and it's not enough. Therefore Cassi, congratulations! You are the new HOH! Cassi cheers and Dominic rushes up to hug her. A downcast Rachel gives Cassi the HOH key as all the other newbies as well as Dicque, Jeff & Jordan all head over to congratulate her. Only Radon doesn't join in the celebration. Following a quick break, the Chenbot congratulates Cassi on her HOH win and Kalia on escaping eviction and scoring a Golden Key. She then tosses out a few viewer questions, including asking Shelly how hard it is to be away from her daughter. Obviously, it's very hard for Shelly. Adam is asked who his favorite 90210 character is, to which he chants, Donna Martin graduates! Donna Martin graduates! Donna Martin graduates! **************************************************************** Okay, I chose to have Cassi be the new HOH. So, your next task is to decide which people will be Have Nots. Cassi, Dicque, Dominic and Kalia can't compete but all the others can. I want you to vote on which duo will win the competition -- and who they will choose to be the Have Nots. I will take votes until tomorrow afternoon and one pair with the most votes will win while two other pairs with the most votes will be Have Nots.
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37. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
To avoid having to commit the social faux pas of picking and choosing who would be the have-nots, JeJo throw the competition, which pisses Brenchel off no end, because it forces them to win it or likely get picked as have-nots themselves. Brenchel remain loyal to their alliance and pick Adam, Porsche, Lawon and Shelly as have-nots, but in the DR afterwards both Brandon and Rachel have some very unpleasant things to say about JeJo that presage trouble in their alliance later in the game.
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39. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-04-11 AT 08:49 PM (EST)We have a unanimous vote, so here are the results: After Cassi won the HOH competition, she & Dominic celebrate in the Diary Room. Dominic promises that the veterans are going down, while Cassi's just happy that she's not a target. On the other hand, Brendon's really worried, as he and Rachel are the number one targets now that Dicque has the Golden Key. Adam, Cassi, Dominic, Lawon and Porsche celebrate in the candy room while Kalia and Shelly look on. Cassi takes particular joy in Radon's misery. "Did you see the looks on their faces?" she asks. Shelly smiles as she has no love for Rachel. Meanwhile, the veterans all commiserate in the Have Not room. Dicque advises the other veterans to be nice to Cassi & Dominic as they have the power. Jeff & Jordan agree although Jeff says that it'll be hard for him since he thinks Dominic is gunning for him. But Radon only wants to wallow in their misery. They have no intention of being nice. When Dicque insists, Rachel actually mocks him. This starts a huge argument between Dicque and Rachel, with Brendon cheering Rachel on. Finally, Dicque stalks out and in a confessional, claims that he's done with Radon from now on. Jeff & Jordan then try to cheer up Radon but they too leave. In the Diary Room, Jeff says that if Radon wants to go ahead and hang themselves, he won't stop them. He's just going to try to save himself & Jordan. Dicque enters the candy room, followed by Jeff & Jordan. Jeff asks Cassi if she'll keep him & Jordan safe. Cassi tells him that although she doesn't want him & Jordan to go home, she might put them up so they can win the Veto and save themselves so she can backdoor Radon. Jeff isn't happy to hear this but Cassi reassures him that she wants him & Jordan safe. That's when Radon enters and Rachel starts threatening Cassi. She tells Cassi that she'll make sure Cassi goes home before Rachel herself does. Jeff & Jordan try to calm Rachel down but Brendon eggs Rachel on. Cassi says that at one point she was prepared to think that Rachel was getting a bum rap, but now she knows that this is the true Rachel. And she tells Brendon that she won't let him walk all over her either. Radon leaves and heads into the storage room, where Brendon tells Rachel that if they wind up on the block and they fail to win the Veto, that he'll sacrifice himself so she can stay in the house and get the Golden Key. In a confessional, he reveals that the reason he returned was because Rachel wanted to return. He wants her to continue on and whip the newbies, so he'll throw himself on his own sword for her. Back in the storage room, Radon proceeds to make out. The next day, Dicque sees Cassi in the purple lounge room. In private, he says that Radon's going to pull the other veterans down with them and he's not going down with the ship. He's going to make other plans. So he asks Cassi to keep him safe once the Golden Key expires in return for his voting with those newbies that aren't working with the veterans. Cassi says that if he votes her way, she'll help him get to the jury at least. He agrees and they shake hands on it. He then leaves and finds Adam in one of the other bedrooms. He asks Adam if the Final 2 deal Adam offered is still good. Adam assures him that it is and Dicque reveals that he's going to take Adam up on it. Adam is delighted and they shake hands. Meanwhile, in another bedroom, Jeff & Jordan decide that they are going to focus most of their attention on their alliance with Shelly. They're seriously considering letting one of Radon go as Radon is just plain nuts. Radon are continuing to make out, only they are in the Have Not room. They plan to keep to themselves and not mingle with the other houseguests -- especially Cassi. Rachel wants nothing to do with Cassi now or ever. Cassi gets the key to the HOH room and everyone goes up to see it -- except Radon. She gets the usual gift basket of food and other goodies. She also has two pictures of herself at home. One is with her parents, the other is of her four-wheeling, which surprises just about everyone. Cassi reads her letter from home, written by her parents. They tell her that they love her, that every thing is fine back home and they hope that she's doing well. It's short and sweet and makes Shelly nearly cry while hoping for the day she is HOH and can get a letter from home as well. The houseguests gradually file out, leaving Cassi & Dominic alone. Cassi notes that Radon didn't visit the HOH room and she notes that if they weren't such good competitors she'd put them up right from the start. But they are, so she's trying to figure out how to backdoor them. There are two things in the house that Brendon has taken a real shine to. The first is his spandex superhero outfit from last weeks POV competition. The other is a plastic toy turtle which he has dubbed Franklin. He calls Franklin the house pet and shows him off to some cameras in the back yard, all while wearing his superhero outfit. A fake comic book adventure ensues, where Dominic, as the villain (wearing a towel as a cape and swinging a pool cue like a sword), kidnaps Franklin. A fake slow-mo fight ensues as Brendon defeats Dominic (by giving him a wedgie) and rescues Franklin. In private, Dominic says hes trying to play social to get in good with the veterans, and if that means he has to sacrifice a little dignity, its worth it. After the hero smites Dominic, he puts Franklin on his shoulder and gives a speech before the two dance. Meanwhile, Cassi is talking to Jeff & Jordan. She asks them what they would do if she put them up with the intention of having them win the Veto so she could backdoor Radon and one of them won the HOH next time. Jeff tells her that he'll go after her unless she swears that she will only nominate Jeff & Jordan as a way to backdoor Radon and if she and whoever competes for the POV competition agree to throw the competition to him & Jordan. Cassi agrees to the whole thing but says that she'll get the other pair to throw it only if it isn't Radon who competes. Jeff says that it's fair and they shake hands. In private, Cassi says that the only reason she'd even consider this approach is that she fears Radon will win the Veto if she nominates them directly. Out in the back yard, Shelly begs Dominic to keep her safe. He says that Cassi's really after Radon, not Shelly. However, he makes her squirm a little by pointing out that she'd promised to be with the newbies but flipped. She explains that her girl loves Jeff & Jordan so much. Later in the candy room Adam, Cassi, Dominic, Lawon and Porsche all discuss who will be going up. Everyone wants Radon to go up -- including Cassi. However, she fears Radon's prowess in competitions and wants to backdoor them. This means putting up a suitable target. Dicque is out since he has the Golden Key, so she's leaning towards Jeff & Jordan. Later, Cassi comes out of the storage room dressed as a giant ant for the Have/Have Not competition. After everyone else suits up, she leads them into the back yard, which has been decorated with lots of shrubbery and a large picnic blanket. On the blanket are four rows of what appears to be a food-based obstacle course. There are oversized hot dogs, cans of baked beans, crackers, sandwiches, and large ant hills at the end. The competing duos are tied to each other at the ankles and must share an ant costume. Heres how the challenge will work. Each pair will traverse the obstacle course, aiming for a picnic basket on the other end. They will then grab an oversized food crumb, and bring it back to their ant hill. The first duo to do this four times will win the competition and be given Have status. They will then choose which two duos will be the Have Nots. The competition begins and right away it's clearly a contest between two pairs. Brendon and Rachel throw caution to the wind and just plow over obstacles, while Adam and Porsche do their best to keep up. Lawon & Shelly are way behind and Jeff & Jordan are barely moving. Radon are the first to get a crumb to the finish (complete with Rachel giggling about how she likes to be on the bottom) followed by Adam & Porsche. They get their second crumb just as Lawon & Shelly get their first and before Jeff & Jordan even get their first. Despite Adam & Porsche's best efforts, Radon wins the challenge! Once every team is done, Radon yells at Jeff & Jordan. They are convinced Jeff & Jordan threw the challenge. In private, Jeff admits that he & Jordan did throw the challenge, as they didn't want to be the ones to decide who would be Have Nots for the week. Rachel says in confessional that she was seriously tempted to make Jeff & Jordan Have Nots. However, loyalty triumphs over anger and Radon choose Adam & Porsche and Lawon & Shelly to be the Have Nots for the week. Adam is disappointed because he won't have any bacon. **************************************************************** Okay, Adam & Porsche and Lawon & Shelly are going to be Have Nots for the week (and will have jellybeans and jerky as the supplements for their diet). Now it's time for you to decide who will be the nominees. I'll take votes until tomorrow afternoon and the pair with the most votes will be nominated.
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40. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
The house is full of game talk both in the backyard and in every room in the house. There are deals and promises made involving every HG, most of which will be reneged on, but to absolutely no one's surprise, after the usual BS HoH's speech, Jeff and Jordan are the nominees, and everybody in the room knows they are up as pawns.
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42. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
Well, one person got two votes, but two people got one vote each. Since one person is paired with the one who got two votes, that's how I'll break the tie:When the houseguests are let back inside, they discover the food item that America has voted to supplement the Have Not diet this week. The audience settled on jellybeans and jerky. Jordan is relieved that Radon didn't put her and Jeff on slop. Radon are talking a lot of trash in the Diary Room about Jeff & Jordan's decision to throw the Have Not competition. They feel that Jeff & Jordan aren't true competitors like they'd thought but floaters in disguise. The only reason why Jeff & Jordan didn't go on slop was because they were allies. With a bowl of slop in her hand, Shelly goes up to Cassi, who is in the HOH room with Dominic, to plead for safety. She says that she'll do anything to stay alive, even throw Jeff & Jordan under the bus if she has to. Cassi says that if she votes however Cassi wants her to, she will be spared. Shelly agrees without hesitation. In the Diary Room, Cassi reveals that she has no intention of putting Shelly up on the block, but she doesn't mind making Shelly squirm for her betrayal of the newbies. Then Radon comes up to visit Cassi & Dominic. This time they congratulate her for her winning HOH and say that they respect her now because she won a competition. They then reveal that they want Jeff & Jordan out because they threw the Have Not competition and Radon hates anyone who doesn't really try to win competitions. Then Lawon, having finished his slop, joins Cassi & Dominic to discuss strategy. He wants Radon up on the block. They are huge threats and Rachel drives him nuts. He thinks every one will join forces to get rid of Rachel as well. Cassi says that she would love nothing more than to get Rachel out of the house unless it's getting Brendon out, but the fact that they can win competitions makes her nervous. She thinks it would be best to backdoor them, so some other pair will have to be the pawns. As Cassi contemplates her nominations, we get commentary from some of the houseguests. Shelly thinks that she's safe because she's willing to float, but she's not sure. Jeff doesn't feel secure, especially since Radon hates him for throwing the Have Not competition. Jordan says that she's prepared to be a pawn if she has to be one. Rachel is hoping that Jeff & Jordan will be punished for their actions. Up in the HOH room, Cassi places the keys in the wheel and makes her decision. She says that the only reason she is nominating this pair is because she wants them to win the Veto and wants to backdoor the pair she really wants on the block. The pair she is nominating are just pawns. Cassi then summons everyone into the dining room and brings forth the wheel. The first two keys she pulls are for Adam & Porsche, to nobody's surprise. The second two keys she pulls are for Lawon & Shelly. Then she pulls out the final keys -- for Radon! Radon smirk at Jeff & Jordan as they grab their keys and sit back down. Cassi tells Jeff & Jordan that she has nominated them. She tells them that she chose them because they can participate in the Power of Veto competition and save themselves. She hopes that they do so. With that, the ceremony is concluded. In private, Radon gloats over being safe at Jeff & Jordan's expense. They are sure that Jeff & Jordan will be going down. Jeff is determined to win the Veto and save himself and Jordan, so that Radon can go up. Jordan hates being a pawn but she doesn't think she's going home. **************************************************************** Okay, Jeff & Jordan have been nominated. Now I want you to decide which other pair will take part in the POV competition and who will win the competition. I will take votes until tomorrow afternoon and the pair with the most votes will compete with Cassi & Dominic and Jeff & Jordan while the person with the most votes will win the POV competition.
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43. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
Belle would you please put a small recap at the bottom of your posts with the scoop so far?
The pairs
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The HOH
The Golden Keyers
The Have Nots
The Nominees
The POV players
etc. I'm getting a bit lost in the changes from the real game! Thanks! 
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44. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
Sorry. Here is the scoop so far:Adam & Porsche, Cassi & Dominic, Jeff & Jordan, Lawon & Shelly and Radon (Rachel & Brendon) are the current pairs. Daniele had to withdraw because of the flu and Keith was voted out 8-2. Dicque and Kalia have Golden Keys. Cassi is the current HOH, and Dominic is safe because he's her partner in the game. Adam & Porsche and Lawon & Shelly are Have Nots. Jeff & Jordan are the current Nominees. They and Cassi & Dominic will be POV players, but I need one more pair to play the POV competition from amongst Adam & Porsche, Lawon & Shelly and Radon. I also want you to decide who wins the POV.
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46. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
The drawing is held to pick the other pair playing in the PoV competition, and to their delight, Brenchel get drawn to compete. But when the PoV comp is played shortly thereafter, much to Brenchel's intense dismay, Jeff and Jordan soundly defeat them, while Cassi and Dominic throw the comp, thus leaving Jeff and Jordan as holders of the PoV.
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47. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
Okay, one team will win the Veto, but there's a tie between two teams as to who will compete with Cassi & Dominic and Jeff & Jordan. I'll break the tie:After the nomination ceremony, Jeff notes in the Diary Room that he really hopes Radon doesn't get to compete in the POV competition. He needs either himself or Jordan to win the Veto. If that doesn't happen, he's sunk. Jordan's determined to win the Veto to make sure Jeff sticks around. Meanwhile, Cassi also expresses the hope that Radon doesn't get to compete for the Veto. If they don't do so, it'll be much easier for Jeff & Jordan to win and for her to backdoor her true targets -- Radon. Rachel thanks Cassi for saving her and Brendon and then trashes Jeff & Jordan in the Diary Room. She & Brendon had told them to try to win the Have Not competition, but they threw it. She doesn't want anything to do with people who won't try their hardest to win. In one of the bedrooms, Dicque encourages Jeff & Jordan to win the Veto. He really likes them and wants them to stick around more than Radon. The person Dicque wants out most is Rachel although he wouldn't mind seeing Brendon go home either. He adds in the Diary Room that he now knows why people despised Rachel in her season. Kalia and Shelly join the trio. Shelly encourages Jeff & Jordan to win the Veto as well, claiming that if she & Lawon are also in the POV competition, she'll throw it so that Jeff & Jordan can win. This makes Jeff & Jordan both smile, since one less person who's really trying only improves their odds. Adam, Lawon and Porsche join Cassi in the HOH room. Cassi asks them if they're willing to throw the POV competition if they get to compete. Lawon's willing. Adam says he might not have to depending on what type of competition it is. Porsche agrees with Adam on it. Cassi is happy. Meanwhile, Radon are making out in the purple lounge room and trashing Jeff, Jordan, Cassi & Dominic. They are still furious that Jeff & Jordan chose to throw the Have Not competition and say that unless Jeff & Jordan apologize, they're done with them. They then turn to Cassi & Dominic. Brendon's bashing Dominic, pointing out that Dominic's the ringleader of the newbies' alliance and will stop at nothing to get rid of the veterans. He's just mad that Dominic can't be taken care of this week. However, Rachel hates Cassi even more. She calls Cassi shady and fake, saying that Cassi pretends to be real with people while going around spreading lies. In private, Jordan thinks that Rachel is jealous of Cassi and that's why she's got this vendetta against Cassi. We then see Rachel attempting to find Dicque and/or Kalia so she can bash Cassi all she wants to them. She finds Dicque but as she begins bashing Cassi, Dicque says that Rachel is the one who's fake and spreading lies. He says that he'll have nothing to do with her and runs off. Dicque is clearly fuming about it when he's in the Diary Room. Although he isn't fond of Dominic, he thinks Cassi is a sweet, genuine girl and is mad that Rachel has an insane vendetta against Cassi. He thinks that with Rachel and/or Brendon gone, things will be a lot calmer. However, Rachel does manage to find an ally in Kalia when she goes to bash Cassi. They spend much of their time calling her fake and shady. However, in private Kalia says that she's only pretending to go along with what Rachel says because she wants to stay on Rachel's good side just in case. Jeff is then in the Diary Room. He says that Rachel gets way too into this game, and there comes a point where everyone puts the game talk aside and relaxes, except for Rachel (and to a lesser extent, Brendon). In a fairly apt comparison, Jeff likens Rachel to a gnat that constantly buzzes in your face and ears that you cant get rid of. He wants to buy some Rachel-Off, and spray it all over himself to get rid of her. The next day, Jordan is in the HOH room with Cassi. Jordan tells Cassi that a lot of people are talking trash about her, and she thinks its because Cassi is pretty. Jordan also says that being beautiful is both a blessing and a curse. Cassi seems to agree, noting that some women get jealous and insecure around her. However, the more frustrating aspect of this is that when women get catty, she doesnt respond. She doesnt play their little game, which pisses them off further. Jordan then notes that Rachel likes to be the center of attention, and she turns her hatred and bile toward anyone who might draw attention away from her. Cassi notes that this is why she didn't want to reveal that she was a model in the first place. She didn't want any pettiness or drama. With that, its time to select the players for the POV competition. In a slight change from previous seasons, while the game remains in the couples stage, the POV will be played by the nominated pair, the HOH and their partner, and one more pair drawn randomly. Cassi gets the honors and draws Lawon & Shelly out of the bag, much to Radon's frustration. As the house prepares for the POV, Cassi & Dominic are talking in the HOH room. Cassi asks Dominic if he's willing to throw the POV competition so that Jeff & Jordan can save themselves. She really wants Radon up and she's willing to not go for the Veto if it means one of Radon goes home. Dominic isn't so thrilled with the plan. He would much rather have Jeff out. However, Cassi points out that both Rachel & Brendon are big threats. What's more, the house will be a lot calmer with one of them gone. Dominic has to agree with her on that and thus agrees to throw it. Lawon & Shelly are also talking. They are willing to throw the competition, although they both note that it might be one of those competitions that they might not have to throw! Lawon tells us in private that he's willing to work with Shelly in this area, but he can't trust her in other areas. With that, its time for the Veto competition. Dicque comes out wearing a crown and a cape, holding what appears to be an all-day sucker lollipop with bandanas hanging from it. The back yard is decorated with lots of candy and gumballs (Jeff jokes that hell have to see a dentist after the challenge is over). The players all have on different colored shirts and bandanas (each matching a balance beam in the grass), implying that this is an individual competition. Heres how the competition will work: First, Dicque confirms that this is an individual challenge (Jordan notes in the Diary Room that she thinks either she or Jeff will do well). Each player will walk across the balance beam to a jar full of gumballs. They will take one ball at a time, and chew it while walking back across the beam to a canvass on their platform. They must then place the chewed wad of gum on the board on one of several x marks that, when complete, will form a Veto symbol. There is a catch, however. If at any point a player falls off their beam, they are eliminated. They will be granted one second chance, but theyll have to accept a two-week slop penalty to continue. If they fall off again, theyre out for good. And they're off! Only Jeff & Jordan are really trying. The others are going very slowly, including Cassi. Shelly is the first to fall off and she refuses to take a slop penalty since she's already on it and doesn't want to be on it any longer than she has to. Lawon falls off next and goes to join Shelly on the sidelines. Rachel tries to take over the play-by-play from Dicque at the request of Brendon, and he tells Rachel to shut up. At this point Jordan goes down and Rachel cheers! Jordan heads over to take the slop penalty and gets back on the beam. Cassi then falls off and walks off to the side, followed by Dominic. Radon is now really upset as with only Jeff & Jordan in the competition, they can't do anything to keep Jeff or Jordan from winning. And soon enough: Dicque: Jeff has won the Power of Veto! Jeff celebrates as Dicque puts the medallion around his neck but he is sad that Jordan has to go on slop for two weeks as a result of getting a second chance. Jordan says that she'll do her best with the slop but she doesn't like it much. Rachel is furious that Jeff & Jordan are safe, while Brendon's terrified that he & Rachel will be backdoored. **************************************************************** Okay, Jeff has won the Veto and will save himself and Jordan. I want you to decide whether Cassi will backdoor Radon or not. I'll be away from a computer tomorrow (I'm travelling down to Florida), so you have until Thursday to vote for Radon to go on the block or not.
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48. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
Not being a Marcellas, Jeff does the expected at the veto meeting and vetos the nominations. And to precisely no one's surprise and the unanimous delight of the rest of the house, Cassi nominates Brendon and Rachel as replacement nominees. Then follows a long series of DR sessions as Brenchel say lots of unpleasant things about everyone else in the house and they say lots of unpleasant things about Brenchel.
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49. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
Porsche makes a pact with Rachel to try to keep her and Brendan off the block this week (and therefore keeping a bigger target in the house) and persuades Cassi to put up Lawon and Shelly with Lawon as the target and Shelly as the pawn.
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50. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
Well, we have a tie so I'll break it:After the competition, Radon goes ballistic, accusing all the people who were in the POV competition of throwing the thing to make sure that Jeff & Jordan won. Everyone tries not to pay any attention to Radon, although it's very hard. However, Kalia talks to Porsche about how this is a excellent opportunity to keep a bigger target in the house (and thus decrease the target on their backs). She suggests that Porsche persuade Cassi to get Lawon & Shelly up on the block and get Lawon out of the house. Porsche tells us in confessional that she doubts it'll work. Besides, as long as Cassi & Dominic are in the house, the target will be on them and she will be able to avoid being a target. But she thinks Kalia should try it, since Kalia has less to lose. So Porsche suggests that Kalia try to convince Cassi to put up Lawon & Shelly. Kalia is unhappy that Porsche won't go along with the whole thing but she realizes that for now, Porsche has thrown her lot in with the other newbies. Kalia has only the veterans, so she's got to do it. Accordingly, Kalia asks Cassi what she plans on doing since Jeff & Jordan will probably take themselves off the block. Cassi says that she'll put up Radon as they're challenge threats and could win future challenges. What's more, she thinks they're the ringleaders of the veterans' alliance. Kalia then points out that everyone hates Radon -- even their own supposed allies. Radon doesn't have anyone. But Lawon and Shelly both have others -- Lawon has fellow newbies while Shelly has Jeff & Jordan. Kalia claims that it would be better to put up Lawon & Shelly instead. Cassi says that she'll talk it over with Dominic before coming up with a decision but Kalia says that Dominic will naturally oppose the decision. Kalia advises Cassi to talk about it with Dicque, and Cassi promises to do so. Kalia says in the Diary Room that she's got to keep targets in front of her. Cassi asks Dicque to join her in the HOH room once all the houseguests are allowed back inside. Once he joins her, she tells him what Kalia told her and notes that since Dicque is a veteran maybe he could give her some advice. Dicque then reminds her that once he used the Veto on Daniele and he managed to sow enough seeds that Dustin volunteered to be the pawn against Dicque, only to be voted out by the rest of the house. He reminds Cassi that even if Radon has burned their bridges with everyone else, they're still threats to win competitions. Cassi just can't give them a chance to come back in the game. Cassi agrees, especially since Rachel already went after Cassi & Dominic once. Cassi decides that she'll tell Kalia that she's leaning towards putting up Lawon & Shelly but will tell her allies that she'll really put up Radon in place of Jeff & Jordan. However, she wants her allies not to let Kalia know the truth and Dicque agrees with that plan. Jeff & Jordan celebrate Jeff's winning the POV competition. Jordan isn't thrilled about having to eat slop as it gives her gas problems but she had to do it if she wanted to have a chance to get off the block. Jeff praises her for getting right back on the beam. Meanwhile, Cassi's allies head into the HOH room where Cassi informs them about her conversations with Kalia and Dicque. Dominic is glad that Cassi listened to Dicque and agrees with the plan to let Kalia think that Lawon & Shelly are going up but instead to put Radon up. Lawon agrees and even volunteers to pretend to be the target as he thinks he's stronger than Shelly. Cassi agrees, but reminds him that she won't really put him up on the block. Thus Shelly has to be kept in the dark, although she wonders if Jeff & Jordan should be told. Adam thinks it wouldn't hurt. Thus Cassi launches the plan. First, she calls Kalia up to the HOH room and pretends that she's going to put up Lawon & Shelly after all. Kalia is delighted and suggests that Lawon be the target and Shelly the pawn since Lawon's stronger than Shelly. Cassi agrees and Kalia says in the Diary Room that she's played Cassi for a fool But Cassi informs Dicque and Jeff & Jordan the true state of affiars and asks them to pretend that Lawon and Shelly are going up on the block and that Lawon is the target. Dicque agrees and Jeff & Jordan shrug, probably thinking "Anyone as long as it isn't us." As Jordan munches on jellybeans, Lawon goes around angrily claiming that he trusted Cassi and now she's turned on him. This naturally raises the hopes of Radon, who are now convinced that they're safe and that Lawon is going home instead. Kalia tells them that she saved their hides so she should thank them and they do. Brendon then suggests to Rachel that they apologize to Jeff & Jordan for their comments about the Have Not competition. However, Rachel refuses to believe that she did anything wrong. Brendon is frustrated and begins yelling at Rachel before they make up -- and make out. Brendon apologizes to Jeff & Jordan in the Have Not room (Jordan is there because of the slop penalty and Jeff wants to be with Jordan). Rachel also apologizes but it's robotic and Jeff notices it, claiming that Brendon made Rachel apologize. Brendon then suggests that they talk to Dicque and try to repair the veterans' alliance. Jeff says that it's worth a try since if Radon leaves they're the biggest threats left, so they head over to talk to Dicque. Unfortunately, Rachel can't resist insulting Dicque and he stalks off. Jeff & Jordan are pretty mad that Rachel insulted Dicque and Brendon rips into Rachel, causing Jeff & Jordan to leave the bicekring pair. Jeff says, "I never was that bad to you -- was I?" Jordan reassures him that he wasn't that bad. In the HOH room, Cassi is reflecting on her decision. She has allowed the true targets to have a false sense of security and hopes that they don't get wind of the real plan. Rachel will try to get rid of Cassi first chance she can so she has to backdoor Radon. Radon, meanwhile, is elated since it seems like Kalia has saved their hides and Lawon & Shelly will go up. However, Brendon now wonders if Lawon & Shelly really will go up. Lawon might be overdoing his anger just a tad and this arouses Brendon's suspicions. Jeff prepares for the Veto meeting. He confirms that he's no Marcellus either so he'll save herself & Jordan. But he's now worried that Radon will go up in his & Jordan's place. He now regrets not telling Radon the real plan. Dominic notes that Cassi's doing a fine job as HOH and he hopes that Cassi won't blow it by really putting up Lawon & Shelly. Kalia, meanwhile, notes that she's saved her allies and can just sit pretty while the stronger people target each other. At the Veto meeting, Jeff unsurprisingly uses it to remove himself & Jordan from the block. Cassi stands up and says that her replacements are very likely to win challenges and one will go after her the first chance she can get. That's when Kalia and Radon seem to realize who's really going up. Sure enough, Cassi chooses to nominate Radon, saying that she can't afford to have two people who will go after her & her partner around in the house. As a sullen Rachel and a stunned Brendon take Jeff & Jordan's place Jeff closes the Veto meeting and they houseguests leave. A shocked Kalia says that Cassi pulled one over on her. She's sure that Dicque has now switched sides since Dicque survived once Dustin was put up against him and she's sure Dicque had advised Cassi to put up Radon and to pull this trick. Rachel is furious at Kalia, thinking that Kalia betrayed her. She vows to get rid of Cassi at the first opportunity. Brendon wonders if Kalia was in on the plan or if she was genuinely duped. He vows to urge the others to vote him out and save Rachel instead. **************************************************************** Okay, I chose to send Radon up in Jeff & Jordan's place. Now you must decide whether Brendon or Rachel will be evicted. I will not be near a computer until Sunday because I'll be at Walt Disney World on Friday & Saturday, so you have until Saturday night to decide who is evicted.
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51. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
After the veto meeting, Brenchel pretty much rip everyone else in the house new a$$holes in their DR sessions, including Chenbot and Grodner, though those 2 getting ripped isn't shown. The other HG all do the same kind of rip job on Brenchel in their own DR sessions. Brendon refuses to directly campaign against Rachel, nor she against him, but when they aren't fighting with each other they are constantly telling anyone who will listen what horrible people everyone else in the house are, It's a complete meltdown, and by the time the Thursday live show comes on nobody else in the house can stand Brenchel anymore and they all run out of any room they enter. Not wanting to listen to Rachel sob and b!tch for 2 weeks with a golden key, every other HG votes against her and Rachel is evicted by a 9-0 vote. She takes the walk of shame to Chenbot, and when the goodbye messages are shown, all but Brendon's and Jordan's are nasty as hell and Rachel has such a complete meltdown that she has to be taken to a mental hospital in a straitjacket. Brendon is never told, and Rachel is released within a week.
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53. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
Well, we have a tie again, so I'll break it:After Radon are nominated, they unsurprisingly bash almost every houseguest left. Brendon rips into Lawon, Shelly and Dominic for throwing the HOH competition and since he thinks Jeff & Jordan knew what Cassi really planned, he rips them as well for their duplicity. Rachel is even worse, for not only does she rip into the ones already mentioned, she rips into Kalia because she thinks Kalia knew what the plan realy was (she didn't), and pours out a lot of bile towards Cassi. Kalia swears that she had no clue what was really going on and knows she's in trouble soon. Cassi is totally happy that she listened to Dicque, for now one of Radon will be out of the house. We then see Brendon again, as he vows to make sure Rachel stays in the house a little while longer. But first, he wants to find out what Kalia knew about Cassi's plans. So, he approaches Kalia and asks her reasonably whether she knew Cassi was really planning to put him & Rachel up. She swears that she really didn't know and adds that she'd told Cassi to talk to Dicque. She's now convinced that Dicque had switched sides and convinced Cassi to target Radon. Brendon reveals that he is shocked that Dicque might have betrayed them before heading over to angrily ask Dicque if Kalia was right. Dicque doesn't openly admit that he had switched sides, but does tell Brendon that he's planning on voting out Rachel. Despite Brendon's pleas, Dicque isn't changing his mind. Meanwhile, Rachel waits until Cassi comes downstairs from the HOH room to go to the kitchen. Rachel follows Cassi and in front of everyone calls Cassi a catty girl with an ugly person inside. Dicque then says, "Look in the mirror," and everyone cheers as Rachel stomps out -- except for Brendon and Jordan. Jordan follows Rachel and finds her in the purple lounge room, crying. Rachel cries to Jordan about how mean and unfair and manipulative Cassi is as she relays her version of her conversation with Cassi to Jordan and instead of agreeing with her, Jordan attempts to tactfully tell Rachel that some of her actions do come across as bitchy. She tells Rachel that she gets so caught up in the competition that she doesnt realize what she is saying. Rachel completely ignores Jordan as she continues to cry that shes not a villain, shes just misunderstood! Jordan interrupts, "Rachel, you're not a bad person but your mouth is getting you into trouble and has destroyed our alliance." Rachel then starts yelling at Jordan, causing Jordan to leave as Brendon comes in. He comforts her and reassures her that he'll save her -- at his expense. This leads them both to make out -- again. We now see a bunch of people bashing Rachel in the diary room and to a lesser extent, Brendon. Cassi says that Rachel is either a witch or mentally unstable. Jeff says that he's done with Rachel and Jordan actually agrees! Kalia is also ready for Rachel to go home and Shelly says that she'll happily pack Rachel's bags. Lawon volunteers to help Shelly. However, Adam wonders if Brendon's actually a bigger target than Rachel, and Dominic agrees. Porsche, meanwhile, bashes Brendon, claiming that Brendon is an abuser and that Rachel deserves better than him. Dicque concludes by wryly noting that maybe Rachel & Brendon deserve each other. After a brief commercial, the Chenbot greets the houseguests and plays a clip of the Have Not competition. When asked how hard the competitions are, Lawon claims that they're really hard but fun. When asked how she felt about getting on slop, Shelly admits that it's awful. Then Jordan is asked how she feels about the slop penalty she got in the POV competition. Jordan says that it's not great but she hopes to win HOH and get off it for a week. Jeff says that he's happy he won the POV competition and save himself & Jordan, since he'd be gone if he'd lost it. The Chenbot finally questions Rachel about the tension between her and the other houseguests. She says that she just gets super competitive and she's really sorry she hurt the others' feelings. Everyone looks away from her except Brendon. We then get a glimpse into the lives of Cassi & Dominic. Dominics friend Dana tells us that living in the Big Brother house is Dominics first opportunity to live away from home and we learn that Dominic was home-schooled. Dana also reminds us that Dominic is a 25-year-old virgin, but really understands women. She thinks that Dominic is the better physical player (though not by much) but that Cassi's the better mental one. Cassi's mother notes how determined Cassi was to be a model at an early age. We then learn that Cassi had no real interest in having a showmance -- she wanted to take things slowly there. She thinks that might be one reason why Cassi & Dominic are a good team. We then get to talk to Cassi in the HOH room. The Chenbot asks how hard it was being around Radon. Cassi says that Brendon wasn't so bad sometimes but if he entered a room with Rachel, everyone would leave. And if Rachel entered a room alone, everyone would leave as well. When asked if her partnership with Dominic is a showmance, Cassi denies it. Once Cassi returns to the room, it's time for the nominees to make a final plea. Rachel says that she can't ask for them to save her over Brendon and sits down. Brendon begs the others to save Rachel at his expense. Then it's time to vote. Jeff goes in to vote and he votes to evict Rachel. Jordan follows suit. Dicque is delighted to vote for Rachel. Adam is the first newbie to vote out Rachel. Dominic, Kalia, Lawon and Shelly all follow suit. Finally Porsche says that she'll make it unanimous even if she wants Brendon out more. Chenbot: By a vote of nine to zero, Rachel, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Rachel gets up but only hugs Brendon. None of the others really want to hug her and she doesn't even try to approach them for a hug. She grabs her bags and joins the Chenbot for the live interview as Brendon looks inconsolable. Rachel is asked whether she might have hated Cassi so much just because she was jealous over Cassi's beauty. Naturally, Rachel gets defensive and starts verbally attacking the Chenbot and has to be interrupted by the question over whether she knew she was going home or not. Rachel hoped Brendon would save her but she secretly figured she'd be taking the walk of shame. That is when Rachel is forced to listen to the good-bye messages. Cassi urges Rachel to get some therapy right away. Dicque says that he's glad Rachel is gone and wants to never see her again. Brendon says that it was very hard for him to have to deal with Rachel's issues. But it is Jordan's farewell message that proves to be the worst for Rachel. Jordan says that she tried really hard to be nice with Rachel but Rachel was only annoying. She proves to be so nasty that Rachel is on the verge of a breakdown (and indeed, she has to be taken to a hospital in a stratijacket, although this is not shown on the show). **************************************************************** Okay, Rachel is gone and Brendon has the Golden Key. Now it's time for the next HOH competition. Cassi can't compete and neither can the Golden Key holders -- Dicque, Kalia and now Brendon. I want you to decide who will win the HOH competition this time. Because I'll be travelling all day (and night) back to Pennsylvania, the person with the most votes by Tuesday will be the new HOH.
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54. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
After Rachel is voted out and departs, the remaining HG exhale in relief and wonder how Rachel is handling being evicted and how thing are going out there with Chenbot. They compare notes on what they said in their goodbye messages and Brendon openly admits that "if they showed her mine, and they probably did, I might not have a fiancee anymore when I leave this house." Jordan admits to having "really let her have it", and just as she says that, a loud ruckus from outside makes so much noise that the HG hear it inside and wonder what it was. They don't have much time to think about it, though, as very shortly thereafter the HoH competition begins. Knowing that he and Jordan will either be nominated straight away or targeted for the back door if any newbie wins HoH, Jeff busts his @$$ to win the HoH competition and wins it easily, becoming the new HoH.
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55. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
Your comments are so funny that I'm going to put them in my account of the HOH results, Round Robin. Anyway, here are the results:After Rachel is evicted, everyone (even Brendon) exhales a huge sigh of relief. "Thank God she's gone!" Cassi says. "She was a total nightmare!" "I totally agree!" Dicque says. "If she'd stayed around, I'd have lost my sanity!" "I wonder how she's dealing with her interview with Julie," Adam wonders. "Probably not well," Brendon admits. "She wanted to be back so bad! You should have voted me out instead!" "If Rachel hadn't been crazy, I probably would have led the charge to vote you out," Dominic admits. "What did you say in your good-bye message?" asked Porsche. "I said that I wish she'd been nicer. If she had been, she might still be here." "I said that I was glad she was gone and hoped she'd get a lot of help," said Shelly. "She needs it." "Yeah," Lawon said. "I said that her time here was a total nightmare for all of us. It got so bad I couldn't be in the same room with her." "You and a lot of other people," Jeff notes. "The last few days were pure hell for me and I let her know that." "Me too," said Jordan. "I don't like saying anything nasty about people, but Rachel got on my last nerve and it felt so good to vent in the good-bye message." "I hope they didn't show all of what I said to her," Brendon admits. "If they did, I might not have a fiancee at the end of the show." "You'd be much better off," said Kalia. "Hey, do you hear something out there?" They all listen and hear sounds of a huge ruckus going on. They all wonder what's going on but don't have long to worry as they are all herded outside to take part in the HOH competition. Chenbot: Attention, houseguests, the power is up for grabs. Cassi, as the outgoing HOH, you are not eligible to compete. Dicque, Kalia and Brendon, you all have the Golden Key so you too are ineligible. Tonight's HOH competition is called "Big Brother Online." Viewers were asked a series of questions and you must answer how you think America voted. Get the answer right and you move on. Get it wrong, and you are eliminated. The last person left standing will be the new HOH. Question #1: According to America, which houseguest would they rather get mouth-to-mouth from - Jeff or Brendon? All the contestants choose Jeff. Chenbot: The answer is Jeff. Everybody got it right so everybody moves on. Question #2: Which houseguest is more likely to warm the pool with something more than their charm -Adam or Kalia? (Everyone, including Adam, guesses Adam.) Everyone guessed Adam. Everyone got it right. Question #3: Who is more likely to steal someones lover, Cassi or Porsche? Everyone except Dominic guesses Porsche. Chenbot: The correct answer is -- Porsche. Dominic, you said Cassi. You got it wrong. You have been eliminated. Please sit down. (Dominic looks mad as he sits down.) Question #4: Which houseguest is more likely to save someone from a burning building, Brendon or Shelly? (Everyone except Porsche chooses Brendon.) The correct answer is Brendon. Porsche, you got it wrong and have been eliminated. Porsche sits down beside Dominic, looking sad. Chenbot: Question #5: Which houseguest would America rather see spend the entire summer wearing a bikini - Porsche or Cassi? (Only Jeff & Jordan vote for Cassi. The others vote for Porsche.) The correct answer is -- Cassi. Only Jeff & Jordan got it right. Only they move on. Dominic looks shocked as the other newbies sit down and Porsche doesn't look pleased, maybe because the answer hurt her ego. Cassi also looks a little surprised. Chenbot: Question #6: Who would America rather cheat off of on a test -- Jordan or Lawon? (Both Jeff & Jordan reveal their answer.) The correct answer is -- Jordan. You both said Lawon and both of you were wrong. (Jeff & Jordan look shocked.) So question #7: Who is more likely to go seriously bananas in the Big Brother house - Adam or Dominic? Jeff chooses Adam while Jordan chooses Dominic. Chenbot: The correct question is -- Adam. Congratulations Jeff, you are the new HOH! Jeff cheers and hugs Jordan as Cassi happily gives him the key. Everyone comes up to congratulate Jeff & Jordan, even Dominic although his congratulations are half-hearted. In the living room, Jeff is congratulated on winning the HOH competition and Jordan is told that she's safe. Brendon is also congratulated on securing the Golden Key. But Brendon is totally despondent and just wants to leave. **************************************************************** Okay, Jeff is the new HOH and Jordan is safe. Now it's time for the luxury competition -- which means Jordan won't be on slop this week, much to her delight. So, who should win the luxury competition? I'll take votes until tonight and the person with the most votes will win the luxury competition. Of course Dicque, Kalia and Brendon can't take part but all the others can.
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56. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 2" |
After they have all just survived the Week from Hell, BB rewards the non-keyholders with a luxury competition in place of the usual Have-not competition. Deciding for in-house PR reasons not to get too greedy, Jeff throws the competition, as do Dominic and Adam. The only man competing who seriously tries to win, Lawon, does perfectly awful, Porsche suffers a major wardrobe malfunction that takes her out of the competition, and Cassi defeats Shelly and Jordan in a close one to win the luxury competition.
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57. "Big Brother 13: What If? Round 3" |
Okay, I'll do the recap before going to Round 3:Previously on Big Brother 13: What If? although the veterans got a victory when Keith was evicted, Cassi won the next HOH competition, much to Radon's dismay. Radon was further enraged when Jeff & Jordan chose to throw the Have Not competition. Cassi chose to put Jeff & Jordan up so she could backdoor Radon. When Jeff won the POV competition, Kalia tried to get Cassi to backdoor Lawon & Shelly (thus saving Radon), but Cassi stuck to her guns and backdoored Radon. Brendon wanted to throw himself on his own sword, but everyone else wanted Rachel gone! And after Rachel had a nervous breakdown while facing the Chenbot, Jeff won the third HOH competition, saving himself & Jordan. **************************************************************** Before the houseguests are herded out, Cassi gives Brendon his Golden Key and he sadly watches Rachel's picture fade to black and white. Brendon says that he'd rather be gone than have to watch his fiancee's picture fade to black and white -- again. He doesn't want the Golden Key but he has to have it. Dominic says that although the Regulators lost a member there are still three left and there are still five newbies aligned together. He wants Jeff gone next; failing that, he'll settle for Shelly as she's the only newbie aligned with the vets that he can go for. We once again see Jeff win the HOH competition and watch him celebrate in the Diary Room. He notes that this win was huge for him, since if he or Jordan had lost they would most likely be backdoored given Jeff's ability to win competitions. Now the newbies can sweat again. Cassi plans on trying to be extra nice to Jeff & Jordan just in case Jeff has a grudge against her for using him & Jordan as pawns in a successful attempt to get rid of Radon. Meanwhile, Lawon notes that there are three newbie pairs that could go up -- and he and Shelly are one of them. When the other houseguests head back inside, Jeff & Jordan celebrate their safety. Jordan notes that as long as Adam, Dominic, Lawon or Porsche didn't win she'd have felt safe. But Jeff won so she's happy! Adam is worried about being targeted by Jeff & Jordan but he thinks Cassi & Dominic are bigger targets. Indeed, we see Jeff telling Jordan that they should put up Cassi & Dominic but make Dominic the target. It's not personal (at least not with Cassi), it's just strategic. Meanwhile, Cassi & Dominic are talking about how to keep themselves off the chopping block. They want Jeff to put up Lawon & Shelly and try to arrange things so that Shelly goes home. In private, Cassi says that she'll try to convince Jeff & Jordan that since neither Lawon nor Shelly have done anything this far, they should go up. Later that night, Jeff urges everyone to put on a fake smile and see his HOH room! Shelly likes seeing photos of all the people Jeff talks about. Jeff has a letter from one of his nieces and it reveals how much they love each other. Jeff also has a second letter, this one from the adults in his family. He feels motivated now. Cassi then pleads her case to Jeff & Jordan, pointing out that she wants to be around for awhile and will do whatever they ask if they'll save her. She also appeals to Jeff's competitive side, noting that she & Dominic have done well in competitions but Lawon & Shelly haven't done well in any. Jeff & Jordan agree with her and send her off with a hug. Jeff and Jordan agree that although Cassi would not split them up before the jury phase, Dominic would, so it would be best to get rid of Dominic. Some time later, Lawon comes up and makes his plea, saying that he'll do whatever they want but he's too incoherent for them to understand. Jeff, Jordan and Brendon (who is with the couple now) all agree that Lawon is just a floater and Brendon is all for putting him & Shelly up, since they haven't done anything. But he also thinks that Adam & Porsche are options because they are also floaters whereas Cassi & Dominic at least compete. The next day, Cassi is in the kitchen complaining to Dominic about his snoring. Jeff chimes in as well, calling Dominics very existence disgusting, but its clear hes joking. We then get a montage of Dominics wake the dead snores at night, to the point where Jeff (who is admittedly a light sleeper) starts chucking ping pong balls at Dominics head to get him to stop. Jeff later excitedly pops out of the storage room to announce the first luxury competition! More important, even the Golden Key Holders get to compete, which means it'll be Dicque's first competition since the first HOH one. Jeff adds that there are no Have Nots for this week, much to Jordan's delight. The group goes outside and finds a red carpet waiting for them. Immediately, everyone begins to speculate that a celebrity might be joining them (this was hinted during Thursdays live show), with Adam squeaking that he hopes its Tori Spelling. From behind the nearby curtain walks a short bald man whom none of them have ever seen before. He introduces himself as an ordinary person who shares a name with a celebrity in an attempt to cross-promote a new CBS reality show where celebrities and like-monikered people switch lives for a few days. The mystery man awkwardly reads the rules of the competition off the card. Whenever the horn sounds, a clue to his name will appear in the yard. When one of the players thinks they know the answer, they must ring a nearby bell, then rush to the diary room to make their guess. First one to get it right wins. We see Jeff saying that it'll be bad PR to win the competition, so he won't try to win it. The first clue is a plate with bars of soap and opera binoculars. Cassi thinks it might have something to do with soap operas, although she also notes that the binoculars might refer to people watching others. That leads her to remember Baywatch and she asks Dominic who is the star of it. When he tells her it's David Hasselhoff, she rushes to ring the bell and guess him. When the second clue comes up (a microphone on a stand), Dicque concludes that the guy is a soap opera star who also sings. Brendon guesses Michael C. Hall, the star of Dexter but is clearly wrong. Jeff whispers to Porsche that it might be Michael Bolton but Porsche guesses Michael Jackson! And Lawon guesses Barbra Streisand! The horn sounds again, and out of the diary room steps a knight holding a red floatation device used by lifeguards. Cassi then realizes that she actually guessed correctly, and Shelly and Jordan both rush in to guess David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the others just guess their favorite stars. Finally, the house, and the audience, is put out of its misery by the sound of a car engine being revved up. They all go outside and find the Hoff, sitting inside the classic Pontiac Trans-Am itself, K.I.T.T. He jumps out of the car and greets the masses, wearing his trademark Dont Hassel the Hoff shirt. Hes even credited on the show as The Hoff. The houseguests take David on a tour of the house, complete with a visit to the Have Not room. Hasselhoff, who has been in and out of rehab over the course of his career, notes that hes seen a similar room before. Dominic gets the pleasure of tucking him in to one of the cots, calling it the ultimate prize of the competition. With everyone gathered in the living room, David announces that Cassi is the winner. Her prize is an advance screening of the new show he and his bald-headed counterpart are appearing in. She also gets to pick three friends to join her. She chooses Jeff, Jordan and Shelly. Dominic isn't happy but Cassi tells him that she chose Jordan and Shelly because they also guessed correctly and she chose Jeff because he was partnered with Jordan. Dominic is relieved by this and also notes that at least he can flirt with Porsche as Cassi's taking showmance things slowly. **************************************************************** Okay, Cassi won the luxury competition and chose Jeff, Jordan and Shelly to accompany him. Now I want you to decide who will be Jeff's nominees. You have until tomorrow morning to vote and the pair with the most votes will be Jeff's nominees. The remaining pairs are: Adam & Porsche,
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58. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 3" |
After Cassi and her guests get done watching the preview of the Hoff's new show, all the HG, Jordan and the golden keyholders included, descend upon Jeff singly and in small groups lobbying for who they want to see nominated and/or making deals which will later be reneged upon by one side or the other to keep themselves off the block. After hours of this malarkey, with everybody in the house talking in more endless circles than an Indy 500 winner, Jeff and Jordan finally wind up alone in the HoH Room, and they talk it over. Jordan wants to put up Cassi and Dominic straight away, but Jeff points out that they are pretty competitive people and a threat to win any comp they're in, and he suggests nominating another pair as pawns and hoping Cassi and Dominic don't get drawn to compete for the PoV. Jordan fears that if they put up a weaker pair, the ones drawn out of the bag will win the PoV and not use it, thus screwing the pawns and messing up JeJo's plans, but Jeff says, "With me in the PoV competition, that ain't gonna happen." The next day Jeff steps out the back door and calls the HG in for the nomination meeting, at which he nominates Lawon and Shelly as pawns. After the meeting and a couple hours of DR sessions, Lawon and Shelly finally make it up to the HoH Room and ask Jeff "WTF?" Jeff says, "Don't sweat it, just play your a$$e$ off in the PoV, and if I can throw it to you or Jordan, I will, and if you're all out of it I'll win it myself. You're pawns. I want Cassi or Dominic out next, and I don't want them playing in the PoV if I can avoid it. So you're up now, but you're not who I want out now." They don't buy that, even though it's true, and they go to the DR and rip Jeff a few new ones, then go looking for the other HG to start lobbying.
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59. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 3" |
Okay, I have one vote, so here are the results:The four "lucky people" head up to the HOH room for their party, where they are treated to sushi platters. David asks them what they do all day, and Jeff admits that the house does get pretty monotonous after a while. Brendon is mad that he lost the luxury competition. Dicque tries to point out that it's just a luxury competition and he shouldn't take it so seriously, but Brendon's having none of it so Dicque tells him off and leaves. Brendon is further mad that Jeff didn't even try to win the luxury competition and Jeff is up there instead of Brendon, who at least tried to win it. And he misses Rachel, which makes everyone downstairs roll their eyes. Dicque tells the other newbies that he'll be glad once he and Brendon aren't protected by the Golden Key anymore because then he can get rid of Brendon. Both Adam and Dominic totally agree with Dicque and can't wait to get rid of him next week. Up in the HOH room, David takes his leave, giving everyone hugs and kisses as he goes. As he walks out of the house, we get a brief diary room session from him, where he tells us that he really likes Jeff and Jordan, and would probably align with them were he a contestant on this show. Cassi, Jeff, Jordan and Shelly all come downstairs and as Jeff & Jordan go up to the HOH room Cassi approaches Dicque. She thanks him for the advice he gave her with Rachel and offers to join him in an alliance as repayment for his actions. Dicque is a little leery of this since Cassi is a pretty strong competitor but he likes her more than Porsche so he tells her that he is currently working with Adam and if she's willing she can be the third member of their alliance. He'll take her to the Final 3 in return. Cassi agrees as we start seeing newbies going up to Jeff & Jordan and prostrating themselves before them. Shelly begs Jeff & Jordan to remember that her daughter is their biggest fan, and that's why she aligned with them. She doesn't want Jeff & Jordan to nominate a loyal fan. Dominic, Lawon and Porsche throw themselves on Jeff & Jordan's mercy as well. They promise to do anything that that Jeff & Jordan asks if only they'll be kept off the block. Jeff says that he'll think about it. Finally, Adam and Cassi come up to plead their case. They both remind Jeff & Jordan that the pair wanted to last to the jury and promise that if Jeff & Jordan keep them safe, they'll make sure Jeff & Jordan both make it to the jury. Later, we see Jeff & Jordan alone. Although they both realize that Dominic will go after them the first chance he can get and thus want him out, they don't want to put him in a situation where he might win the Veto. Thus they decide to use Cassi's strategy and put up a pawn couple. Dicque joins them and Jeff & Jordan suggest putting up Lawon & Shelly. Dicque says that as long as they are pawns and that a team who doesn't have someone aligned with them is put up as a replacement, he's fine with having them put up. Therefore, Jeff & Jordan call Lawon & Shelly up just before Jeff is about to make his nominations and announces that they are going up. However, he reassures them that they are just pawns and that the real target is Dominic, with Cassi as a pawn in a replacement nomination strategy. Lawon is horrified by this, but it's Shelly who is upset. She reminds them of her alleigance to them and that she's truly loyal to them. She doesn't want to go up and risk going home at the hands of the newbies. Lawon points out that Dicque might vote him out instead of Shelly. Jeff tries to tell them to go for the Veto and if he can, he & Jordan will throw it to them. If they're out early, he'll win it, take them off the block and put up Cassi & Dominic. But this doesn't really reassure Lawon or Shelly, who go out upset. Jeff prepares for the nominations as we see confessionals from the principal players. Dominic is convinced that he's safe. Cassi is less sure but she thinks that even if she's up the veterans want Dominic out more than her. Jordan hopes that Cassi will forgive them when the dust settles after the POV competition. And Shelly is crying over having been betrayed by people she likes. She doesn't want to go home and disappoint her daughter. Jeff places the keys and gives us his thoughts on the upcoming nominations. He is planning to put one ally on the chopping block to break up a stronger, more powerful couple. Cassi did it to him, so turnaround is fair play. Jeff calls everyone inside. Once they are gathered around, he brings out the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. The two duos safe this week are Adam & Porsche and Cassi & Dominic. Thus Lawon & Shelly have been nominated. Jeff tells them that this is just strategy and he has to do what he has to do. Then he adjourns the ceremony. Lawon is upset that he's on the chopping block. He knows he's going to have to get a vote from Dicque if he's going to survive and he doesn't know if he can get one. Meanwhile, Jeff says that everything depends on who gets to compete for POV and who wins the Veto. Dominic is thrilled that he's safe, as he had tried to offer up Lawon on a silver platter among his promises to Jeff & Jordan. However, Cassi is worried. She knows Lawon & Shelly aren't that strong and suspects they're pawns to be used to backdoor another pair -- like her & Dominic. **************************************************************** Okay, Lawon & Shelly are up on the block. Now it's time to decide which other pair will get to compete for the Veto and who will win the POV Competition (which will be the same as in the third week). I'll take votes until tomorrow night and the pair with the most votes will compete while the person with the most votes will win.
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60. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 3" |
Dicque isn't done telling people off for the week. After the nominations, Lawon and Shelly make their rounds lobbying the other HG, and when Lawon gets to Dicque, Dicque quickly tires of listening to his unintelligible BS And tells him to come back after he get some English lessons. Lawon takes offense and tries to play the race card, but Dicque tells him he doesn't really care, calls him an idiot and leaves. Several other HG call Lawon a loony nutjob or variations thereof in their DR sessions, and things get testy enough that BB calls Lawon in to the DR and tells him to cool it, after which he flips out and calls the rats racists, and they tell him to just shut up and play the game. Lawon leaves the DR in a huff, and the feeds have to go to WBRB repeatedly as Lawon b!tches about BB to anybody within earshot. Finally BB gets fed up, calls him in and lowers the boom, slapping him with a Have-not penalty, declaring him a Have-not till the next eviction is over. The hamsters are called to the living room where HoH Jeff reads a statement from the producers explaining what happened with Lawon and how a have-not penalty works, and telling the HG "If you don't think we'll do it to you too, go ahead, make our day." For a couple days thereafter the HG are especially scrupulous in observing the anti-singing rule and some of the other chicken $hit rules in the BB rulebook and refraining from b!tching about BB.Next morning right after the wake-up call and a few minutes for anybody who needs to to go to the john, BB calls for the player-picking meeting. Much to Jeff's and Jordan's consternation, Cassi and Dominic get their names drawn out of the bag, producing an explosion of swearing from Lawon. After the meeting Jeff joins the cussing session as he knows that a Cassi or Dominic win will ruin his plans to get one of them out of the house. And ruined they are, as Cassi dominates the PoV competition from start to finish, winning the PoV with such ease that Jeff has no chance to throw the competition to anyone else. As Jeff walks back into the house he passes Lawon, wh disgustedly says, "Best laid plans, eh, Jeffo?" Jeff just shakes his head and Lawon says nothing further.
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62. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 3" |
Here is the next part:After we once again see Jeff nominate Lawon & Shelly, we get comments from various houseguests. Shelly plans on shoring up her support with Brendon, Jordan and Kalia and getting Dicque on her side. Lawon plans on getting Dicque to his side to avoid a tie and being sent out by Jeff. Adam is relieved that he and Porsche are safe but wonder if Jeff is planning to backdoor them or Cassi & Dominic. Jordan hopes that Adam & Porsche get to play for the POV; if Cassi & Dominic do, her & Jeff's plans are in trouble. Cassi tells Dominic that she's sure Jeff is really planning to backdoor them and that they need to get picked for the later POV competition and win in order to avoid being backdoored. Dominic is shocked to hear what Cassi suspects but he agrees that they can't rest easy now. Shelly is the first to approach Dicque, throwing herself at his mercy and promising on her daughter's safety to do anything he asks. He urges her not to promise on her daughter and she agrees. Then Dicque tells her that he's not sure yet who he'll vote for, but he'll let her know. Lawon is the next to approach Dicque; unfortunately, his plea is so unintelligible that Dicque tells Lawon to come back as soon as he gets some English lessons. Lawon interprets this as racism and when he accuses Dicque of being a racist, Dicque tells him that he doesn't care, calls him an idiot and leaves. We then see Lawon try to approach Kalia on the basis that they are both black and should support each other but Kalia isn't willing to stick her neck out for him. Lawon accuses her of being a race traitor and Kalia leaves, venting her anger at him in the Diary Room later. Lawon isn't only getting on Dicque and Kalia's nerves, however, as we see others complaining. Jordan calls Lawon loony while Brendon describes him as a total nutjob. Even Adam says that Lawon is trying too hard and Cassi thinks he's becoming a loony nutjob and thus making it hard to support him. Apparently things are tense enough that just after the sun sets Lawon is called into the Diary Room and told by production to cool it. Unfortunately, Lawon flips out, calling Kalia a race traitor and the others as racists and leaving the DR in a huff after being told to shut up and play the game. Some time later, we see Lawon called back in. We then learn that he had complained so much about production to anybody within earshot (who can't get away) that BB decided to slap him with a Have-Not penalty which will last until the next live eviction! Lawon is silenced at last and leaves, crestfallen. The hamsters are called to the living room where HoH Jeff reads a statement from the producers explaining what happened with Lawon and how a have-not penalty works, and telling the HG "If you don't think we'll do it to you too, go ahead, make our day." Porsche notes that she won't be as dumb as Lawon. The next morning, Dominic and Porsche are playfully flirting by having a pillow fight. They then go into the workroom and Porsche continues flirting with Dominic as he works out. Jeff notices and this raises further red flags with him. It's time to pick players for the POV competition. A third pair will join Jeff & Jordan and Lawon & Shelly. Unfortunately for Jeff & Jordan, that third couple is Cassi & Dominic! Cassi notes Jeff's shock and her suspicions are confirmed. Kalia is chosen to be the host. As soon as Lawon hears that Cassi & Dominic are playing, he begins cursing up a storm. After the meeting, Jeff joins in the cursing, claiming that Cassi & Dominic might ruin all his plans to backdoor them and get rid of Dominic. Lawon then asks, "So you really intended to get rid of Dominic all along?" Jeff confirms it. Lawon notes that Jeff's going to have to win the POV competition, as Lawon doubts that either he or Shelly can win it. Jeff says that he's going to win it. Jordan comes in and says that all hope isn't lost. Jeff could win the competition, take Lawon & Shelly off the block and thus backdoor Cassi & Dominic. Jeff says that is Lawon's only hope; if Cassi or Dominic fail, Lawon is doomed. Lawon leaves, upset. Meanwhile Adam, Dicque and Porsche are all encouraging Cassi & Dominic to win the POV. They have all been informed of Cassi's suspicions that Jeff & Jordan are planning to backdoor her and Dominic. The pair reassures the others that they'll try their hardest to win. Meanwhile, Jeff & Jordan are reassuring Shelly that even if by some miracle Cassi or Dominic wins the Veto, she will be safe. Shelly agrees, noting that Lawon is annoying some of his own allies and that Dicque had promised that he'd vote to keep her since she isn't a loony nutjob. With that, its time for the POV competition. Kalia comes out in a bathrobe and bikini. She hands the participants one of six colored rubber ducks (to match the color of the t-shirt and bandana they will wear in the challenge), and accordingly everyone heads outside. The back yard has been transformed into a giant bubble bath, featuring the ugliest woman youve ever seen, with giant hairy legs (Lawon has a conniption fit just looking at her). When Jordan sees the hairy legs, she merely comments that she has to shave her legs almost daily to appease Jeff, who confirms his distaste for female hair moments later. The competition is a rehash of previous challenges for the past two seasons. It is a spell-the-longest-word competition. Each hair on the gross womans legs has a letter on it. They must run into the pool/tub, pluck a hair, bring it back, and arrange the letters on pegs at their station (theres a flap to hide the words theyre forming), hoping to correctly spell the longest word possible. When they think they have a winner, they buzz in and lock in their answer. Longest word, spelled correctly, wins. In the event of a tie, the one who buzzed in quicker wins. Jeff reminds us how he infamously flubbed the very first POV competition in his season by not only trying to spell a word that didn't exist (technotronics), but misspelling it to boot! Not only did he look silly, he got into a fight with Russell, his then-teammate in the Athletes clique (who won with "shotgun). Needless to say, Jeff is seeking redemption. And theyre off! As soon as the competition begins, strategically placed hoses spray the contestants with suds and water. Jordan runs towards the bubbles because she wants to play in them, while Shelly accidentally inhales some and has a temporary coughing fit. Jeff and Dominic playfully smack each other with the hairs (really just pool noodles cut in half and hollowed out). Cassi decides to try the technique Brendon used when he won the competition last year, finding a long word then adding "ing" or "ly" to make it longer. Dominic is also really trying to find long words, since he knows he can't afford to throw the POV competition. With under five minutes to go, the players assess what letters they have and what letters they need. Jordan has enough to spell farting, which a lot of the players do to excess in the house, but shes embarrassed to spell it. Dominic is aiming for procrastination, which could win him the competition, but he needs a p. Unfortunately, he cant find one, leading to many jokes about how there is no p in the pool. Lawon also tries Cassi's strategy of adding "ing" to his word, so he starts planning out moisturizing. Meanwhile Jeff, having procured an x, wants to do something along the lines of express. Shelly is throwing the competition since she's sure she's safe even if she stays on the block. All too soon, the clock ticks down, the players lock in their answers, and the competition is over. Shelly is up first and she spells "little." Its spelled correctly, and good for six points. Shelly is pleased with the results. Jordan reveals her word, "standings", which earns her nine points and the lead. Lawon is up next and while he did try to spell the word "moisturizing," he added an extra "u". As a result, he is wrong and he is visibly upset. Dominic didnt get to spell procrastination because he never found a p. Instead, he gets fractions, which is also nine letters. Since he buzzed in before Jordan, he takes the lead. Unfortunately for him, he quickly loses the lead to Jeff, who spelled expresses. Its also nine letters, but Jeff was in first, so the lead is his. More importantly, hes exorcised the demons of technotronics by spelling an actual word. Finally, we have Cassi -- and much to Brendon's shock and Jeff's visible dismay, she has spelled "understanding": Kalia: Cassi wins the Power of Veto! Cassi smiles happily as she puts the medallion around her neck. Dominic cheers and hugs her as Jeff walks into the house. He passes Lawon, who says sarcastically, "Best laid plans, eh, Jeffo?" Jeff just shakes his head in dismay. **************************************************************** Okay, I plan on having Cassi choose not to use the Veto to save herself, so I want you just to comment on how things are going so far before I post the next installment.
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63. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 3" |
After the HG go inside at the end of the PoV contest, Lawon and Shelly both crank up the lobbying in earnest. Lawon tells Cassi, "You're the PoV holder, Jeff can't put you guys up anyway, use your PoV and save us." Cassi tells him, "I don't have anything to gain by using it. Jeff can't put up any of the other vets, and if I use the veto, I'm just swapping one pair of newbies for another. What's the point in that?" Later when Shelly lobbies Cassi, she tells her the same thing. Lawon tries one more time, telling her "I really don't want to have to lobby against Shelly. Even if I'm nice about it instead of wacko, America will hate me for that." His effort is unsuccessful, and the next day when the PoV meeting is held, Cassi explains to the HG that since she has nothing to gain strategically from using the veto, she's not going to bother going through the motions of asking for speeches from the nominees, and she keeps it very short and sweet, officially announces she is not using the veto, and closes the meeting. Cassi, Lawon and Shelly all make DR statements about Cassi's non-use of the veto, none of which are particularly noteworthy, then Lawon goes to the kitchen to make himself some slop.-------------------------------- This thread is fun, I don't understand why more people aren't playing. When the real game was going on, I never understood why nobody ever made a real serious move to vote Rachel out. If I were in there with a Rachel, I'd bust my a$$ trying to get her out rather than have to live with somebody so obnoxious and wacko for 2 months+. My own participation in the game would be a fair thing to risk for the opportunity to preserve my sanity. I hope I never see her on my TV again.
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65. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 3" |
Okay, here is the next installment:Jordan joins Jeff in the HOH room to console him over Cassi's winning the Veto. He asks why Cassi's backdoor plan worked out and his didn't! Jordan suggests that maybe he should have chosen Adam & Porsche, since they could've won the POV more easily than Lawon & Shelly. Jeff floats the idea of convincing Cassi to use the Veto on Lawon & Shelly but Jordan reminds him that he can't put up Cassi & Dominic since they're both protected by the Veto. Of course, this only adds to Jeff's frustration as he curses up a storm and Jordan has to listen. After the backyard is restored, Cassi and Porsche are out getting tans in lawn chairs when Lawon approaches Cassi, begging her to use the Veto on him & Lawon & Shelly. Cassi tells him that if a veteran or Kalia could be put up in his place, she'd use it; but she can't. She reminds Lawon that Brendon, Dicque and Kalia all have Golden Keys and can't be put up, while Jordan's safe due to Jeff's being HOH and even if she wasn't, he'd never put her up. Therefore, Cassi could only switch one newbie pair for another and that would do her no good. Lawon is upset, claiming that he's on slop and will most likely be going home while Shelly, a vote for the vets, will be able to stay. Cassi suggests that he just try to convince Dicque to vote Shelly out, adding that Lawon should speak good English and not act like a nutjob. This doesn't help and Lawon leaves. Some time later, Shelly comes up and floats the same idea of using the Veto to save herself & Lawon by Cassi. Cassi tells Shelly what she just told Lawon, adding that Shelly is clearly aligned with the veterans. Shelly sighs and leaves as Cassi admits in private that since she's aligned with Adam & Dicque and Dominic is aligned with Porsche, saving Lawon & Shelly would only be worse for her & Dominic. The next day, Cassi & Dominic are in the Purple Lounge room when Lawon makes another attempt to convince Cassi to save him & Shelly. This time he notes how popular Shelly must be with America since she's closest to Jeff & Jordan. "I can't really compete against Shelly," he tells Cassi. "Even if I could do so in a nice way instead of a wacky one, America would hate me if I succeeded and Shelly left. Please save us both!" Cassi sighs and says that she has to do what is best for her and not necessarily what is best for America. And what is best for her is that Lawon & Shelly remain. She reiterates her suggestion that Lawon approach Dicque nicely and plead with him to vote out Shelly. Dominic adds that right now he, Adam, Cassi and Porsche will all vote to keep Lawon. Brendon and Kalia will probably vote to keep Shelly and Jordan definitely will do so. If Dicque votes to keep Shelly, Jeff will break the tie and vote to evict Lawon. Dicque's vote is the only chance Lawon has. This doesn't make Lawon feel any better, so he leaves in a huff and vents in the Diary Room. He laments that not only is he on slop now, he's going to be voted out because people he trusted won't stick their necks out for him! Cassi & Dominic discuss their conversation with Lawon to Adam, Dicque and Porsche. Cassi admits that if she could save Lawon without putting up either Adam or Porsche, she would do so. Adam, Dicque and Porsche reassure her that she's doing the right thing for all of them. As for Lawon approaching Dicque, Dicque has no problem with voting to evict Shelly if Lawon approaches him nicely and doesn't play the race card. If Lawon acts like a total nutjob, however, Lawon is going out the door. Adam & Cassi agree on that quickly, while Dominic & Porsche agree slowly. Cassi prepares for the Veto ceremony and we get the usual commentary. She says that she's not as aligned with Lawon while Shelly is firmly on the side of the veterans. Thus she must do what is best for her and Lawon must do what is best for him. In the Diary Room, Lawon can read the writing on the wall and he is none too pleased with it. He thinks Cassi will regret not helping him out. Dominic says that he hopes Lawon doesn't melt down since the newbies need to get rid of Shelly. Adam is relieved that Cassi is going to keep the nominations the same. With that, Cassi summons everyone inside for the POV meeting. With everyone gathered, she says that since she has already made up her mind, she is not going to bother asking either Lawon or Shelly to make a case for her to use the Veto on them. So with little fanfare (and even less suspense), Cassi decides not to use the Veto. She tells the houseguests that it is strategically not in her best interests to do so and thus adjourns the meeting. Lawon is absolutely frustrated. He hoped Cassi would save him so he wouldn't have to try to campaign against Shelly and earn the wrath of America if he succeeded. Now he has to do so and worse yet, the slop is making him cranky! Cassi regrets that Lawon is still on the block but hopes that he can convince Dicque to vote out Shelly. Shelly is determined to convince Dicque that he should vote out Lawon. If he does, there will be a tie and she trusts Jeff to save her. Dicque says that he is the swing vote and he has to do what is best for him just as Cassi had to do what was best for her. **************************************************************** Okay, Lawon & Shelly are still up on the chopping block. I want you now to decide who is going to be evicted. I'll take votes until tonight and the person with the most votes will be evicted and talk to the Chenbot.
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10-09-11, 04:43 AM (EST)
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66. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 3" |
With 3 days remaining after the PoV meeting till the next live eviction, and the vote having quickly crystallized into Brendon, Jordan and Kalia as probable votes to evict Lawon and Dominic, Cassi, Adam and Porsche as probable votes to evict Shelly, the battle shapes up as one both nominees quickly begin to realize that neither of them feels confident in fighting: the battle for Evil D!ck's vote. As Lawon sits at the table eating his slop, Shelly walks by and Lawon says to her, "You know, ain't it something that both of our futures in this game come down to the vote, basically, of one person: the most unpredictable guy who ever set foot in the BB house. Even though it's you or me, I sympathize with you having to deal with him." Shelly says, "It's probably gonna be as much decided by the other voters lobbying him as by us lobbying him. He's gonna be so sick of us all after this week that he'll wish he never came back into the BB house." Lawon says glumly, "Ain't that the truth?" Lawon finishes his slop and goes outside and sits in one of the lounge chairs alone, the other HG having formed into two groups inside based on who they supported, with Evil D!ck laying in the hammock and Shelly in the shower. A bit later Cassi comes out and sits down beside Lawon, and he gestures towards Evil D!ck and says, "I suppose he knows what's coming, eh?" Cassi says, "Yeah, it's awful in there. Both sides are having their own huddles in there, then they're lobbying the hell out of each other trying to sway each other's votes. I had to get away from it, but you can bet they'll be out here looking for D!ck next to lobby him. I wish the damn vote was tonight." ##### hears them and says, "Been there, done that," and rolls on his side to sleep till the other HG get out there.The next 3 days see the lobbying, deal making, conniving and arguing reach such unprecedented heights that the volume of material posted on BB internet sites more than doubles its normal volume for that time of the game and subscritions to the live feeds spike 20% in 2 days. The action culminates in several loud, nasty arguments, with Jeff somehow in the middle of most of them with most of the other HG pi$$ed off at him, Jordan herself none to happy with him, and the nominees themselves, though both lobbying actively, actually out of the worst of the arguing. At th height of it all, while the invective and namecalling are going hot and heavy in the kitchen, Lawon and Shelly adjourn to the backyard with only Evil D!ck joining them. They both take the advice that was given them and quietly and calmly try to convince D!ck that it is to his advantage to keep them in the game. D!ck says "I have to think not only of the game itself, but also what will make these people easiest to live with for the next God knows how many weeks. You heard them in there. Buncha f---ing wackjobs. If I'd a known it would be this bad I'd never have come back." The ugliness continues all the way through Thursday, even up till the live show starts, even through the HoH Room lockdown. D!ck decides that since Jeff is being such an insufferable a$$hole, arguing and fighting with everybody in the house, he will put the onus on him to break a tie and suffer the cosequences of having to do so. D!ck thus decides to vote to evict Lawon, thus forcing a 4-4 tie, and Jeff votes to evict Lawon. As Lawon takes the walk of shame, another huge argument breaks out with Jeff calling Evil D!ck a sonofab!tch, and only D!ck's realization that Jeff could easily kick his a$$ and Jeff's realization that doing so would get him kicked out of the game prevents them from coming to blows.
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67. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 3" |
Sorry I'm late, but I had a slow (and on occassion, crashing) computer plus I was watching The Amazing Race. But here are the results at last:The Chenbot welcomes us and a live audience and immediately announces that after the live vote, no more double trouble, which means everyone is back in the game and nobody is safe! Brendon, Dicque and Kalia can all compete again! The Chenbot then sums up the state of the house. She reminds us that after Cassi won the POV, Lawon & Shelly both lobbied her to use it on them but since doing so would've meant Adam & Porsche would be backdoored, Cassi chose not to use it. With Lawon & Shelly on the block, the divide is clear. Adam, Cassi, Dominic & Porsche are votes for Lawon while Brendon, Jordan and Kalia are votes for Shelly. Dicque is the swing vote and everyone knows it -- including Dicque. Following a replay of Cassis announcement that she would not be using the POV to save Lawon & Shelly from the block, we return for houseguests reactions. Neither Lawon nor Shelly are surprised by this but Lawon is upset since America might hate him if he campaigns against Shelly. Dominic is clearly hoping that Dicque saves Lawon as Lawon is a vote against the veterans and what's more, Lawon was a member of Dominic's original Regulators alliance. Dicque wants to go somewhere where he can avoid the inevitable lobbying by Lawon, Shelly and their allies. Following the POV ceremony, Brendon & Kalia head up to the HOH room to converse with Jeff & Jordan. Shelly heads up as well. Jeff urges Brendon & Kalia to save Shelly and Jordan regrets that they put up Lawon & Shelly instead of Adam & Porsche. Kalia is willing to save Shelly since Lawon drives her up the wall and Brendon is also willing to save Shelly since she is an allyof the veterans. He berates Jeff for putting up an ally in order to try to backdoor Cassi & Dominic. Jeff gets mad and an argument follows, which Jordan & Shelly finally defuse. In the kitchen, Lawon sits at the table eating his slop. Shelly walks by after successfully defusing the argument and Lawon says to her, "You know, ain't it something that both of our futures in this game come down to the vote, basically, of one person: the most unpredictable guy who ever set foot in the BB house. Even though it's you or me, I sympathize with you having to deal with him." Shelly says, "It's probably gonna be as much decided by the other voters lobbying him as by us lobbying him. He's gonna be so sick of us all after this week that he'll wish he never came back into the BB house." Lawon says glumly, "Ain't that the truth? I don't envy him at all!" In the Diary Room, Lawon admits that he doesn't feel confident in fighting a battle for Dicque's vote. He plans on letting his allies fight it for him, for the most part. Shelly feels the same way and is willing to be low-key in her approach. Lawon finishes his slop and goes outside and sits in one of the lounge chairs alone, the other HG having formed into two groups inside based on who they supported, with Dicque laying in the hammock and Shelly in the shower. Shelly's allies are in the HOH room while Lawon's are in the Have Not room. A bit later Cassi comes out and sits down beside Lawon, and he gestures towards Dicque and says, "I suppose he knows what's coming, eh?" Cassi says, "Yeah, it's awful in there. Both sides are having their own huddles in there, then they're lobbying the hell out of each other trying to sway each other's votes. I had to get away from it, but you can bet they'll be out here looking for Dicque next to lobby him. I wish the damn vote was tonight." Dicque hears them and says, "Been there, done that," and rolls on his side to sleep. Cassi leaves and soon so does Lawon. The lobbying begins, with Brendon, Jeff and Jordan really working Dicque hard to get his vote. Dicque tells them all that he has to do what is best for his game, not for theirs. Brendon remembers how Dicque helped get rid of Rachel and Jeff can't believe that Dicque won't simply agree. Thus Brendon and Jeff start really pushing Dicque and Dicque has enough. A fierce argument breaks out, with Jordan trying to defuse it. Shelly overhears and joins Jordan, pointing out that Brendon & Jeff aren't helping her cause. This shuts Jeff up, although Brendon walks off. Later, Adam and Cassi approach Dicque and urge him (nicely) to stick with them and vote out Shelly. They point out that Shelly is a vote for the other side. Dicque is glad that neither one reminded him that he is a veteran, and that both were being nice instead of nasty. Dominic & Porsche later approach Dicque and urge him to vote out Shelly as well. They note that Lawon was one of their original allies, but that makes Dicque a little suspicious that they'll turn on him sooner rather than later. Dominic tries to reassure Dicque that they won't turn on him until the last people on the other side are gone, but Dicque notes that Jordan and Shelly aren't threats to win anything, while Dicque himself is. Dominic is ready to argue but Porsche escorts him away. Brendon, Jeff and Jordan are now joined by Kalia as they urge Shelly to calmly and quietly convince Dicque that it's his best advantage to keep her in the game. Adam, Cassi, Dominic and Porsche are doing the same thing with Lawon. Both agree to be calm in their approach. The Chenbot then makes another appearance as she announces that Jeff will start another huge argument inside the House! However, the argument doesn't begin with the lobbying to save Shelly, surprisingly enough! Instead, it begins innocently enough when the houseguests are in the kitchen eating (Lawon is eating slop). Cassi happens to ask if anyone will be going to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 when they leave the house. Kalia says that she will but Jeff says that he won't and that he has no desire to see any of the films after he found out that Professor Dumbledore was gay. Apparently Jeff feels that gay people shouldn't be teaching kids. Kalia gets mad because she knows a lesbian and Lawon also takes offense because he is gay! Dicque takes offense as well because he thinks being gay shouldn't disqualify anybody from teaching children. Cassi then points out that some straight teachers get involved with students! Jeff can't believe that people are taking offense or are poking holes in his argument and gets really nasty, attacking Cassi for daring to poke a hole in his argument! Cassi admits in private that she didn't want to get into the argument until Jeff dared to attack her for being sensible! The resulting argument drives Dicque, Lawon and Shelly out of the kitchen and into the backyard. As they leave, we see Kalia beginning to wonder if sticking with the veterans is worth it and even Brendon and Jordan are sick of him! However, they feel that they have to stick with him since he's also a veteran and in Jordan's case, also her boyfriend. Both Lawon & Shelly take the advice that was given them and quietly and calmly try to convince Dicque that it is to his advantage to keep them in the game. They also express relief that they're not inside, listening to the whole thing. Dicque says "I have to think not only of the game itself, but also what will make these people easiest to live with for the next God knows how many weeks. You heard them in there! Adam & Cassi aren't so bad even if Cassi's yelling now, but the rest are a buncha f---ing wackjobs! If I'd a known it would be this bad I'd never have come back." Lawon tells him that Brendon and Jeff are the real wackjobs. Dominic & Porsche are nice enough if you get to know them, Jordan's still a sweetheart, and even though he thinks Kalia is borderline wackjob, she's not as bad as Brendon & Jeff. Dicque complains that Brendon and Jeff feel that anyone who doesn't automatically agree with them is the enemy -- and worse, are idiots. He can't stand such people. He's willing to give the others a shot, but not Brendon & Jeff! The following day, Dicque comes to a decision and he decides he has to let Adam & Cassi know at least what the plan is since they are allied with him. He tells them that since Jeff is being such an insufferable a$$hole, arguing and fighting with everybody in the house, he will put the onus on him to break a tie and suffer the cosequences of having to do so. Adam & Cassi are none too pleased with this, since it means that Shelly will be sticking around, but they do note that it means Jeff might go up on the block since they heard Kalia talking about defecting from the veterans' alliance thanks to Jeff's insensitivity (at best) towards gay people. Meanwhile, Jeff gets into yet another argument, this time with Brendon! Apparently, Brendon misses Rachel and Jeff tries to tell him to snap out of it. This upsets Brendon and the resulting argument drives everyone within earshot far, far away from them! It's now time for the Chenbot to greet the houseguests. She asks how things are going. Lawon says that things are awful! Jeff is driving everyone nuts -- when Brendon isn't doing so by acting entitled or moping for Rachel! When the Chenbot asks if the love affair with Jeff & Jordan is over, Shelly admits that although she still loves Jordan, the love affair with Jeff is pretty much over. Cassi then reminds us of the argument over Harry Potter, noting that Jeff hadn't even read any of the books or seen the films! If he had, he might've understood what Dumbledore was really like! The Chenbot then has a brief interview with Jeff before it's time for the live vote. The nominees get one last chance to plead their cases. Lawon stands up and thanks his family, friends, and fellow houseguests. He then hopes those who can vote will vote for the right person. Shelly says the same sort of things. It's now time to vote. Adam is up first and casts his vote for Shelly. Brendon follows, and he casts his vote for Lawon. Cassi follows and she casts her vote for Shelly. Jordan follows and casts her vote for Lawon. Next up is Dominic, who casts his vote for Shelly. Then it's Kalia, who casts her vote for Lawon, saying it's the last one she might cast with the veterans. Porsche is up next and she votes for Shelly. And finally, Dicque votes for Lawon. Chenbot: The votes are in -- and we have a tie. Jeff, as the HOH, you will break the tie. (Jeff votes to evict Lawon.) Lawon, you have been evicted from the Big Brother House. Lawon gets up and hugs most of the houseguests (Brendon and Jeff don't bother to hug him.) He says good-bye and leaves to join the Chenbot out with the live audience. Back inside, Shelly looks sad as people hug her. The Chenbot asks how Lawon feels about being voted out. He sighs and says that he's actually relieved, as Brendon and Jeff were getting on people's nerves. He is happy to get away from them and feels sorry for his allies now. The Chenbot asks if Jeff made a mistake in putting him & Shelly up for eviction in the first place, and Lawon says that he was since Shelly was an ally and because neither one was good at competitions. Jeff screwed up big time. We then get the good-bye videos. Dicque says that he's sorry that he voted out Lawon, but he felt it was the best way to put the onus on Jeff. He calls Jeff a a$$hole. Cassi says that she hopes he gets to relax now. Shelly says that she's sorry she had to campaign against him but it was just the game. Jeff makes a lot of derogatory comments about gay people, especially gay people in teaching positions. Lawon calls Jeff a jerk in response. **************************************************************** Okay, Lawon is out and now it's time for the next HOH competition -- which will be an endurance/balance one. What's more, only Jeff will be unable to compete -- Brendon, Dicque and Kalia can all compete. I want you to decide who will be the new HOH. I will take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will be the new HOH. Oh and btw, claiming that a literary character is a bad influence without having even read the books is a pet peeve of mine, along with distorting a Biblical quote by not looking at the context in which the quote was made.
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68. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 3" |
No sweat about the delay, BB. That'll happen sometimes.On to the fun. None of the HG are looking forward to the expected endurance competition, since after the latest of many arguments involving Jeff, nobody wants to be around him OR each other any more than necessary. But an endurance competition it is, and when Jeff sees it, he says, "Well, if there's a week not to be in the HoH competition, this is it, because I can't win this damn thing anyway." The other 9 HG take their places, and the competition is on. Figuring Jeff to have a much bigger target on his back than anybody else in the house after a week of maximally obnoxious behavior, Brendon decides not to stress himself trying to win a contest he has little chance to win, and comes off after 5 minutes. Evil D!ck comes down at 12 minutes, Adam drops at 15, Porsche's big boobs help cause her to lose her balance and drop at 24, Dominic falls off at 41, and Shelly drops off at the hour mark. This leaves Cassi, Kalia and Jordan. Knowing that if she doesn't win Jeff will be a target due to his behavior, Jordan starts offering deals, but Cassi sees right through it and says, "No dice, Jordan. Most of this house loves you, but after him acting like such a total jerkwad all week, I'm getting Jeff out if it costs me the game to do it, because I can't stand the sonofab!tch and don't want to spend one more minute in the house with him than I have to." Jeff, hearing this, reams her out and calls her several derogatory names, then Jordan says "Shut the f--- up, Jeff. It's gonna be hard enough to save your a$$, and you make it that much harder every f---ing time you run off at the mouth." Jeff starts yelling at her, and she says, "Fine. F--- you. If they want you out they can have you this week," and she jumps off at 1:05 and gets in his face and the other HG have to separate them. Cassi and Kalia talk this over for the next several minutes, neither one in any real trouble, and Kalia finally says, "I know where this is headed. If you agree not to nominate me this week, I'll not only give you this competition right now, I'll vote your way next Thursday." Cassi says, "Deal", and Kalia jumps down at 1:21, making Cassi the HoH.
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69. "Big Brother 13: What If? Round 4" |
Okay, with one vote I'm going to do the results of the next HOH competition:Following Lawon's exit interview, the Chenbot calls the houseguests into the living room and congratulates them for making it to the top ten and tells them that from now on, everything changes. The duo twist is over and the houseguests are now playing as individuals. She then warns that the twists are far from over! The houseguests head out back for this weeks HOH competition and the power is up for grabs once again! Jeff, as outgoing HOH, is not eligible to compete. This weeks competition is entitled Big Brother Slalom. The houseguests are perched on a wall and balancing on skis. They are instructed to hold onto their ski poles (sticking out of the wall - basically knobs with a short handle) and hang on tight - the last houseguest standing is the next Head of Household. One twist the first five houseguests eliminated will choose a snowball to open which may contain something good or something bad. One snowball contains $10,000! With that, the competition is on as some lively music begins to play and the skis begin to swish side to side. Pretty soon the mountain begins to move as well. Soon, the weather takes a turn for the worse as snow begins to fall. We then get commentary from some of the houseguests. Brendon says that Jeff's only chance of survival now is for either Brendon or Jordan to win the HOH competition. And if it's an endurance or balance one, Jeff's chances are diminished since Brendon can't win a balance one. The others provide commentary as well. Jordan fully intends to win in order to save Jeff from the chopping block. Adam hopes his side wins, as they can get rid of either Jeff or Brendon. Jeff, who can't compete, cheers Brendon and Jordan on, hoping they can save him from the wrath of the other houseguests. We then cut back to Lawon's eviction and hear houseguests offer their parting thoughts on Lawon. Shelly is sorry to see her partner go but "better you than me." She's glad she still has a chance to stick around, but now she's rethinking her alliance situation since Jeff is acting like a jerk. Jeff brags about sending another newbie down. He would rather have had Dominic go, but he'll take what he can get. Dicque is sorry that he voted against Lawon, but he hopes that Jeff will get all the blame for sending Lawon out of the house. As the houseguests go to the kitchen to watch Lawon's memory wall photo fade to black and white, we get a few more tidbits. Dominic is upset that another member of the Regulator alliance is gone but he notes that the house is turning against Jeff, which is good for the newbies. Cassi admits that she once wanted to keep Jeff & Jordan around till the jury, but now she wants Jeff out asap! With that, were back at the HOH competition and Jeff is still cheering Brendon and Jordan on. Jeff reveals that the instant he saw the setup he was relieved that he wouldn't be eligible to compete, as he wouldn't be able to win it anyway. He just hopes Brendon or Jordan can do so. Dicque describes the difficulty in this challenge. Even though it looks easy to just sway from side to side, the tilting of the wall puts a lot of strain on their biceps, triceps, and lower back. You can tell that its getting to some people already, as Dominic is grimacing in pain. In the diary room, he says that he's a competitor and he'll push through the pain. Adam is really starting to feel it, to the point that the others are trying to cheer him on so he can break through the pain. In private, Adam says hes not going to kill himself this time, as he is low on the radar of the remaining veterans and he's allied with Cassi, Dicque, Dominic and Porsche. After about nine minutes, Adam is the first to drop, jumping clear off his ski (one of them had broken off,) and onto the mat. Indeed, all of the mens skis are either sagging or have completely broken off under the weight and constant movement. Meanwhile, all of the womens skis are still fairly horizontal (save Kalias). As he is the first to fall, Adam gets to open one of the snowballs. The card inside tells him that he gets the honor and privilege of wearing an elf costume for the week. Im already laughing (as is everyone else). In the diary room, Adam points out the blatant irony of the situation, the fact that hes Jewish, and that there is no Christmas, or Santa Claus, or elves in his faith. About 10 minutes later, Dominic's right ski breaks off and falls! Luckily, Dominic is able to keep himself steady. However, Brendon decides that since Jeff is a bigger target because of his behavior, he shouldn't stress himself in a competition he has little chance of winning, so he drops out! Jeff yells at Brendon, since he was pretty sure Brendon gave up. Brendon ignores him and opens his snowball. Unfortunately for Brendon, he's a Have-Not for the week! Brendon isn't too happy about it. He'd rather have Jeff be a Have Not! The competition continues and Jeff now cheers Jordan on. Kalia wants to understand Jeff's loyalty to Jordan but she's having a hard time doing so. Meanwhile, Dominic says that he can't hold on much longer, and Dicque is starting to feel tired. Dominic finally drops off after a little more than 35 minutes. Jeff is thrilled by this and is even more thrilled when Dominic opens his snowball and discovers that he is a Have-Not! Adam consoles Dominic but Dominic says that he hadn't been a Have Not yet so it was about time for him to be a Have Not. Dicque is the last man left standing, which leads to some playful feminist teasing from Cassi. As the next blast of snow hits, she even starts taunting the machines, screaming at them to bring it on! This doesn't make Jeff too happy, of course. After a few moments, Shelly decides that since she isn't a real threat to anybody, she'll drop off. She gets $100,000, which naturally delights her! Dicque decides to follow her as he thinks he can't take much more, and he gets Have Not status. Dominic says they'll eat together, which cheers Dicque up. The remaining four are Cassi, Jordan, Kalia and Porsche. Jeff is still cheering Jordan, while Brendon is trying to encourage Kalia, who is clearly in pain. Jordan and Porsche are also feeling the pain, while Cassi is doing just fine, much to the newbies' delight. As another blast of non-snow arrives, Porsche has had enough and falls off at fifty-seven minutes! However, Cassi is in the best shape and Jordan knows it, so she begins trying to remind Cassi of the promise she'd made to keep Jeff & Jordan around until the jury. However, Cassi says, "Sorry, Jordan. I still love you, but after him acting like such a total jerkwad all week, I'm getting Jeff out if it costs me the game to do it, because I can't stand the sonofab!tch and don't want to spend one more minute in the house with him than I have to." Jeff, hearing this, reams Cassi out and calls her several derogatory names, then Jordan says "Shut the f--- up, Jeff! It's gonna be hard enough to save your a$$, and you make it that much harder every f---ing time you run off at the mouth." Unfortunately for him, Jeff starts yelling at her, and she says, "Fine! F--- you! If they want you out they can have you this week," and she jumps off at 1:05 and gets in his face and the other HG have to separate them. Now only Cassi & Kalia are left. Kalia finally says, "I know where this is headed. If you agree not to nominate me this week, I'll not only give you this competition right now, I'll vote your way next Thursday." Cassi says, "Deal", and Kalia jumps down at 1:21, making Cassi the HoH. Jeff hands over the HOH key to Cassi, looking like he wishes he could shoot lasers from his eyes. Cassi celebrates in private, saying that she's ready now to get Jeff out of the game for good. She knows everyone else will join in happily. **************************************************************** Okay, Cassi is the new HOH. Now I want you to decide who will be the nominees for the week -- well, at least who will be up alongside Jeff as I'm pretty sure Jeff will be a nominee. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person (or people) with the most votes will be the nominees -- or at least join Jeff up on the chopping block.
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10-11-11, 05:41 AM (EST)
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70. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 4" |
After handing Cassi the HoH key, Jeff looks daggers at all the other HG, gets in a brief argument with D!ck, then has an ugly shouting match with Jordan. Jordan gives back as good as she gets till Shelly and Cassi pull her away. D!ck then comes back and says, "Jeff, you're a f---ing idiot. Jordan is the sweetest damn girl on the planet, and you're gonna lose her if you don't stop being such an a$$hole." Jeff yells at him, "Hello, kettle. Pot here. You're black." D!ck retorts, "You're damn right, but after losing a few over the years, I've finally learned. You haven't learned jack $hit, and it's gonna cost you the best damn girl you'll ever meet in your life." D!ck goes inside, and Jeff finally shuts up, then goes inside a couple minutes later when BB calls the post-challenge indoor lockdown.All the HG do post-comp DR's, most of which actually get shown on Sunday's show, and all the others rip Jeff myriad new holes, and even Jeff himself seems to finally realize he has royally f---ed up. Jordan is in tears throughout her DR interview. A couple hours later, Cassi does the "Who wants to see my HoH room?" thing, and only Jeff does not go up. The rest of the guys leave, and all the women try in vain to calm a sobbing, inconsolable Jordan. She goes to the DR and talks to the BB shrink, who finally asks if she wants to drop out of the game, That snaps her out of it, a she yells, "Not on your life! That man will outlast me over my dead body!" She picks herself up, dries her tears, and storms out of the DR. The next morning as Jeff is sitting in the kitchen quietly eating his breakfast with Jordan nearby getting her own ready, D!ck walks by and says wih a crooked grin, "Interesting day yesterday, eh, Jeffo?" Jeff says, "You might say that." D!ck says, "Got yourself a pretty deep hole to dig yourself out of, huh?" Jeff says, "Look, D!ck, I might be stupid, but I'm not that stupid. I know what's coming at nominations today. If Cassi doesn't nominate me straight out, she'll surely backdoor me. She might have anyway, and after that debacle yesterday, the rest of you will hang her if she doesn't. So I might as well be prepared for it." Later that day, after the BY cleanup is finished and another round of DR's is done, an outdoor lockdown is called, then shortly thereafter Cassi comes out and calls them in for the nomination ceremony. After the key pulling is done, Cassi says, "After yesterday, everybody here knows why I nominated Jeff, and I had to nominate 2 people, so Brendon, you're the other one. Good luck in the PoV competition. This ceremony is closed." With Brendon and Jeff as nominees, both being vets and neither one being any too popular, the post-meeting DR's are pretty intense as the HG discuss the nominations. If these noms both stick, it will clearly break noone's heart.
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71. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 4" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-11-11 AT 08:48 PM (EST)Okay, this is pretty much what I wanted all along, so here are the results: We now see Jeff shooting daggers from his eyes not just at Cassi, but at all the other houseguests. This is because even Jordan is congratulating Cassi on her win! Jeff notes that he is an outcast now, and he's mad! Although Brendon realizes he's less of a target than Jeff, he's worried about being a target for nomination simply because he's stronger than Jordan and more likely to win challenges. Still, he's here and he's not giving up. While still outside, Jeff gets into a ugly shouting match with Jordan about her openly hugging Cassi and not consoling him. Jordan gives back as good as she gets, pointing out that Jeff was acting like a jerkwad and nobody has to take such treatment, not even his girlfriend! Jeff screams at her that she's supporting the enemy and Jordan is about to get right in his face when Cassi and Shelly each grab her arm and pull her away. Jordan's yelling incoherently as the two women lead her inside. Dicque tells Jeff, ""Jeff, you're a f---ing idiot. Jordan is the sweetest damn girl on the planet, and you're gonna lose her if you don't stop being such an a$$hole." Jeff then yells at him, "Hello, kettle. Pot here. You're black." Dicque retorts, "You're damn right, but after losing a few over the years, I've finally learned. You haven't learned jack $hit, and it's gonna cost you the best damn girl you'll ever meet in your life." Dicque goes inside, and Jeff finally shuts up, then goes inside a couple minutes later when BB calls the post-challenge indoor lockdown. We then see various contestants doing the post-competition DRs. Cassi begins by noting how much she despises Jeff now. She can't wait to put him on the block. Adam agrees, saying that he can't believe he once rooted for Jeff! Dicque rants about Jeff's idiotic behavior before Brendon notes that he's got to stay as far away from Jeff as possible, since Jeff's actions are tainting him and will make him a target for nomination. Kalia says that she's done with Jeff and at least for now, she's done with the rest of the veterans as well. Porsche concludes by saying that everyone will hang Cassi if she doesn't nominate or backdoor Jeff -- if Cassi even wants to keep Jeff around, which Porsche doubts. As Jeff walks through the living room, he sees Cassi and Shelly hugging Jordan, who is crying inconsolably. In his DR session, Jeff notes that he's now beginning to realize just how much of a a$$hole he's become, and he wants to make amends to Jordan. A couple hours later, Cassi does the "Who wants to see my HoH room?" thing, and only Jeff does not go up. There are more pictures of Cassi with her family and she plans to give some of the food in her basket to Jordan, since she's feeling down. Jordan thanks Cassi. Jeff then comes up, but he has only come so he can ask Jordan to go downstairs with him. There is something he wishes to tell her. He reassures everyone that it's not something nasty and since the others note that Jeff seems calmer, they agree although Cassi privately asks Shelly to follow Jeff & Jordan. Jeff apologizes to Jordan, telling her that he was an a$$hole, especially to the woman he loved most. He shouldn't have let his attitudes and emotions get the best of him but he did. He just wants Jordan to forgive him and for them to move on. Jordan reassures him that she'll forgive him but it might take a little time for her to do so. Shelly hears this and reports it to the others upstairs. Everyone is pleased to hear that Jeff knows he acted like an a$$ but Cassi admits that when it comes to the nominations, it's too little too late for him. Jeff then decides that he deserves to be punished further for his idiotic behavior and heads into the Diary Room to ask that he take the Have Not punishment that one of the others in the HOH competition got. He is allowed, but has to ask someone the next day, which is when the punishment officially begins. The next day, Jeff approaches Dicque when the latter comes down for breakfast. Jeff explains what he had asked production and he now wants to take the Have Not punishment that Dicque had obtained. Dicque is happy to let Jeff be a Have Not and heads into the Diary Room to record his decision. When Dicque is done, he heads out and as Jeff starts eating his breakfast with Jordan nearby eating also eating, Dicque says wih a crooked grin, "Interesting day yesterday, eh, Jeffo?" Jeff says, "You might say that. I'd say it was a nightmare!" Dicque says, "Got yourself a pretty deep hole to dig yourself out of, huh?" Jeff says, "Look, Dicque, I might be stupid, but I'm not that stupid! I know exactly what's coming at nominations today. If Cassi doesn't nominate me straight out, she'll surely backdoor me. She might have anyway, and after that debacle yesterday, the rest of you will hang her if she doesn't. So I might as well be prepared for it." Later, Adam is called to the diary room, and he lowers his head knowing that his time has come. As he explains, he was the first out of the HOH competition. His snowball could have contained $10,000, but instead it contained an elf costume. When Adam emerges from the diary room, he looks like he could spit nails. His suit is bright red and shiny, like giftwrap. The bottom is draped with jingling bells. He even has a red pointy hat with a green poofball on the end, and a wig complete with elf ears. Completing the ensemble is a dark green pair of velvet shorts. As lame as this looks, Adam makes the most of it, and everyone gets a good laugh as he frolics about the house. Its hysterical. Adam runs about the house, high-fiving everyone as he goes. He even gets really playful, popping up from behind couches and counters. Jeff laughs as he tells us that he remembers a lot of elves at the mall when he was a kid. None of them chain smoked. Dominic calls Adam "elfified." The other houseguests learn that Jeff had volunteered to take Dicque's place on slop and are all surprised. Cassi is happy to see that Jeff has realized what an a$$ he had been, but he's still a threat to win challenges and she can't ignore what he had done earlier. Later, the houseguests come inside (led by Adam who's doing a somersault) to discover this weeks supplemental Have Not diet, as voted on by the audience. Even though its displayed on the table, Cassi reads off a card, announcing that the audience chose seaweed and sardines. Jordan is relieved that she's not on slop, as she doesnt care for fish that are still in fish form (meaning she has no problem with a fried fish sandwich, but full-bodied sardines are an issue), citing a traumatic experience from when she was in kindergarten. Everyone starts chanting, Do it! Do it! so Adam takes a sardine, puts it in his mouth, and whips his head from side to side. Meanwhile, Jeff approaches Cassi before the nominations and he apologizes for getting mad at her earlier. He says that he knows he's going up and he doesn't blame her for it. In fact, he feels he asked for it. Cassi contemplates her nominations and we get the usual commentary from the peanut gallery. Jeff reiterates his comment that he'd asked to be nominated. He just hopes he can mend fences before it's too late. Jordan hopes that she isn't nominated because of her connection to Jeff. Brendon thinks that he's going up against Jeff. He notes that Jordan is no threat to win competitions, whereas he is. Shelly thinks that she's safe as she's no threat to win anything but she's not sure. She hopes that she's right. Cassi places her keys and makes her decision. She tells us that she is not after revenge or vindication. She is only playing for herself, and as such she will make what she feels is the best move for her. And her best move is to get rid of someone who can win challenges. With that, Cassi summons everyone inside for the nomination ceremony. Once the houseguests are gathered at the dining room table, Cassi brings out the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. Now that the couples phase is over, each key pulled will represent one individual who is safe. Since there are no more Golden Keys, everyone is eligible for nomination. Cassi pulls the first key, and Adam is safe. She jokes that no one should get so nervous that they might soil their elf suit. Adam awkwardly puts his key around his neck (getting it caught on the elf ears) as everyone chuckles at the sight. Cassi then pulls Dominic's key out. Porsche is next, followed by Kalia. Dicque is the next to get a key and Dicque notes that he's forgotten what it feels like since he had a Golden Key for the past two weeks. Shelly is next and finally Jordan gets a key, much to her relief. Cassi says, "The nominees this week are Brendon and Jeff. After yesterday, everybody here knows why I nominated Jeff, and I had to nominate 2 people, so Brendon, you're the other one. Good luck in the PoV competition. This ceremony is closed." Jeff is unsurprised by the nomination. He acted like an a$$ and got what he deserved. He's just going to try to win the Veto and if he doesn't, he'll either lobby against Brendon if someone else wins the Veto or accept his fate with good grace if Brendon wins it. Jordan is relieved that Cassi didn't choose to punish her for her association with Jeff. Brendon isn't surprised that he was nominated either. He vows to win the Veto and take himself off the block, ensuring that Jeff leaves. Cassi concludes by noting that neither Brendon nor Jeff are all that popular (especially Jeff, right now), so only Jordan's heart might be broken if Jeff goes -- and Cassi doubts that it's broken much thanks to Jeff's actions. **************************************************************** Okay, Brendon & Jeff are the nominees. Now it's time to decide who will compete with them and Cassi for the POV competition and who will win the Veto. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the three people with the most votes in the first part will compete in the POV competition, and the one with the most votes in the second part will win it.
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72. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 4" |
After the nomination ceremony, Jeff goes to the kitchen to get himself some slop. He doctors it up with the allowable condiments, and comes up with a pretty snazzy slop recipe. After the slop, he eats a can of sardines with some crackers. As he's eating all this, Jordan comes by looking kind of glum, and says, "Well, what're you gonna do now?" Jeff says, "Jordan, I made my own bed, and I've gotta lie in it, but I'm damn sure not gonna roll over and play possum. I'm gonna bust my a$$ and win that veto. It ain't gonna be easy, not with Brendon and Cassi already in the competition, but I've gotta win that sucker or I'm screwed." "A lot of people don't much like Brendon either, Jeff." "Yeah, but he hasn't spent the last week making a complete donkey of himself like I have. And we're both tough competitors, so people will probably vote out the one they like the least, which should be me." The next morning right after breakfast, the HG are called to the living room to draw players for the veto competition. Cassi picks 1st and draws Porsche. Brendon draws next and picks Adam. Jeff draws last and pulls out "Houseguest's Choice". He thinks only a second before he chooses Jordan. Cassi chooses Shelly to be the host and gives the usual spiel at the end of the meeting, then the HG all scatter. Before they leave, Jordan says to Jeff, "I'm a little surprised you picked me." Jeff says, "There's more on the line than just the veto. Given not only the game situation but our personal situation as well, I'd be a damn fool not to want you out there." They hug briefly, then go off to rest up for the competition. That afternoon the veto competition is played, Jordan tries her best but does lousy at it, Adam slips and falls on his a$$ in a freak accident, and it comes down to a spirited battle between Jeff, Cassi and Brendon. Brendon beats Jeff by only a few seconds, and becomes the PoV holder.
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73. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 4" |
With one vote, here are the results:We begin once again in the past with HOH Cassi's nominating Brendon & Jeff (who are Have Nots, along with Dominic). When the meeting adjourns, we get the usual commentary from the peanut gallery. Diary Room Jeff isn't surprised to be on the block. In fact, he would have been shocked not to be on it, the way he had acted. Jordan is relieved that she isn't on the block but she hopes Brendon doesn't win the Veto or else she's going up alongside Jeff. Cassi says that so far, Jeff is her primary target due to his recent behavior, but if Brendon acts up that might change. Brendon decides that he's got to act nice and make sure Jeff doesn't win Veto, or else he's screwed. After the nomination ceremony, Jeff goes into the kitchen to get himself some slop. He doctors it up with the allowable condiments, and comes up with a pretty snazzy slop recipe. After the slop, he eats a can of sardines with some crackers. As he's eating all this, Jordan comes by looking kind of glum, sits down beside him and asks, "Well, what're you gonna do now?" Jeff says, "Jordan, I made my own bed, and I've gotta lie in it, but I'm damn sure not gonna roll over and play possum. I'm gonna bust my a$$ and win that Veto. It ain't gonna be easy, not with Brendon and Cassi already in the competition, but I've gotta win that sucker or I'm screwed." "A lot of people don't much like Brendon either, Jeff." "Yeah, but he hasn't spent the last week making a complete donkey of himself like I have. And we're both tough competitors, so people will probably vote out the one they like the least, which should be me." Shelly enters the kitchen to check up on Jeff & Jordan. Jeff says that he's going to bust his a$$ and win the Veto so that he can save himself. Shelly says that she wishes him well now that he's not making a complete donkey of himself. Brendon is relaxing in the purple lounge room. Jeff, Jordan and Shelly join him there. Brendon and Jeff wish each other the best of luck and Jeff admits that he should never have acted like an a$$ out there. Brendon says, "A lot of people would agree there." Cassi enters the room and asks how Brendon and Jeff are doing. Brendon says that he's fine. Jeff says that he's going to win the Veto. Cassi then tells him that right now, that's the only way he'll be able to save himself, as everyone else will vote Jeff out if the nominations remain the same. Jeff thanks Cassi for her honesty. In private, he says that Cassi didn't say anything he didn't already figure out on his own. He's not going down without a fight, but if he loses he'll accept his defeat since he brought it on himself. The next day, players for the POV competition are picked. Now that the game has gone to singles, the standard POV format will apply, with the HOH and nominees playing, along with three randomly selected houseguests. Cassi picks 1st and draws Porsche. Brendon draws next and picks Adam. Jeff draws last and pulls out "Houseguest's Choice". He thinks only a second before he chooses Jordan. Cassi chooses Shelly to be the host and gives the usual spiel at the end of the meeting, then the HG all scatter. Before they leave, Jordan says to Jeff, "I'm a little surprised you picked me." Jeff says, "There's more on the line than just the veto. Given not only the game situation but our personal situation as well, I'd be a damn fool not to want you out there." They hug briefly, then go off to rest up for the competition. Shelly comes out of the storage room with a clock around her neck to announce the POV competition. The back yard is now decorated with miniature versions of five different apparatuses from previous competitions. Cassi wonders if it will be an obstacle course where the fastest time wins. Porsche announces what the audience is probably thinking by saying, Its basically a repeat of everything weve done so far! Heres how the competition will work: Each player will place a bid on a given competition, writing down in secret the amount of time they think they need to complete the task. Whoever bids lowest has to actually perform the mini-challenge. If they succeed, they stick around, while the person who bid highest is eliminated. If they fail, theyre out. Last one standing after all five challenges wins. Round one will feature the gumball POV that Jeff won in the second week. In that competition, he chewed 70 gumballs (while walking the balance beam) in a time of 12 minutes, 10 seconds. The players must bid on the time it will take them to do this for 10 gumballs. Porsche offers a time of 2:24. Jeff goes for 2:01 while Cassi goes for 2:00 even. Adam bids 3:17, Jordan says 2:35, and finally Brendon reveals 2:32. Cassi has the lowest time, so she will compete. If she finishes in under two minutes, she will advance, and Adam will be eliminated. If she fails, shes done. Cassi begins her task, with just about everyone who is on the sidelines cheering her on -- except for Adam, who will be out if she succeeds. However, he isn't upset when she finishes her task with 11 seconds to spare and he is eliminated. Round two involves solving a puzzle similar to the Veto puzzle from the first week. Porsche chose only 38 seconds and gets to compete against Cassi, who chose 1:58. Porsche has only a quarter of the puzzle done in the time limit, so she's out. She admits privately that choosing such a low time was her way of throwing the competition. For round three, there are 11 hairs sticking out of the gross giant foot from last week. This time, the have to form the word nominations within the time limit (they are only told that the word is somehow related to the game). Jordan's time of 35 seconds is the lowest, so she goes up against Jeff, who bid 1 minute 59 seconds. Unfortunately, Jordan isn't able to really sort any part of the word before time runs out, so she is eliminated. Round four requires the player to put on the cow costume from the first Have/Have Not competition and transfer three gallons of milk. This time it will be Jeff going for it, having bid a time of 54 seconds. Cassi bid 2 minutes 5 seconds, so she is in the crosshairs now. Jeff has a pretty good pace going, filling the jug up by a third of the way on his first trip. He fills the jug up even more on his second trip. Ten seconds before time runs out, the jug overflows and Cassi is eliminated. Were down to Brendon and Jeff for the final round. In a recreation of the golf HOH that Cassi won, they must bid on how long it will take them to sink one putt in the hole thats been carved out in the apparatus. Brendon will compete with a bid of 33 seconds, outbidding Jeff by only two seconds. Brendon works really hard and with two seconds to spare: Shelly: Brendon has won the Power of Veto! Brendon is delighted as he takes the medallion from Shelly and puts it on his neck. Jeff is naturally glum and Jordan goes over to console him. He tells Jordan, "I'm out. Cassi might put you up in Brendon's place, but nobody will vote you out. I'm out and I deserve it." **************************************************************** Okay, Brendon has won the POV. Now you get to decide who Cassi puts up in his place since I'm pretty certain Brendon won't be like Marcellas even if Jeff had screwed himself up so badly that Brendon would stay even if he didn't use it. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will take Brendon's place beside Jeff on the hot seat.
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10-12-11, 07:03 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 4" |
With Brendon holding the PoV and, given his intelligence and knowledge of BB history, not likely to pull a Marcellas, the other HG immediately set about a furious round of consulting among themselves and with Cassi as to who to nominate in his place. The obvious choices are Evil D!ck and Jordan, being that both of them are veterans and all, but the HG leave no possibility unexplored as to who might be the best to evict both for each of them personally as well as the house collectively. Even Chenbot's warning that the twists are far from over is factored in, as several HG raise the possibility of a returning player, even though they are unaware of an America's Vote that CBS is taking on that very subject as they speak. Jordan sits down beside Jeff in backyard lounge chairs and says, "Well, what do you think?" Jeff says, "Well we know there's gonna be a new nominee sitting beside me, because another Marcellas Brendon ain't. If it's you I'm screwed unless they decide to save me to use as a goat, because I won't campaign openly against you. But if it's anybody else, then I have to convince 4 people that it's in their best interest gamewise to keep me in the game, and the possibility of a twist this week complicates that calculation for all of you." "Not complicated for me," says Jordan. "Either I'm the pawn or I'm voting to evict the other person." "True", say Jeff, "but there'd still be six other people doing BB calculus in their heads, and I wonder if some of this crowd can even add two and two." The analyzing and negotiating and figuring goes on the rest of the day and all the next morning, then shortly after noon Brendon gets the word from BB to call the veto meeting to order. Brendon opens the meeting by saying with a smile, "I have an announcement to make: My name is not Marcellas." That gets chuckles even from Jeff. Then without further ado Brendon removes himself from the block, and Cassi gets up and says "I've been weighing all angles of this out since Brendon won the PoV yesterday, and there's only one choice that makes any sense given all the things that are possible. Jordan, I nominate you as the replacement nominee." Jordan sits down beside Jeff, and Brendon gets up, puts the PoV medallion in its box, closes the lid and says, "This PoV meeting is adjourned".
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75. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 4" |
When the houseguests are let back inside, the newbies all begin scrambling to find a suitable replacement. Cassi sums up the situation in private by saying that Brendon would only use the Veto on Rachel. Since Rachel is gone, he's unlikely to be a Marcellas, so she has to find a replacement.Shelly approaches Cassi first and begins suggesting that Dicque go up. She claims that Dicque is a bad influence on others and that's why he should go up against Jeff. Cassi tells Shelly she'll think about it and Shelly leaves. Dominic & Porsche come up to Cassi next and suggest that Cassi put up either Kalia or Shelly. Cassi says that she's keeping her word not to put up Kalia in exchange for Kalia's voting however Cassi wants but she's willing to consider putting up Shelly since Shelly is still close to Jordan and might get back with Jeff. Both are happy with the idea. Adam & Dicque come up next to talk strategy with Cassi. They suggest Jordan for two obvious reasons: first, she's also a veteran. Second and more important, she's aligned with Jeff. Cassi thinks that's probably her best choice but she has to look at all options before deciding for sure. Jordan sits down beside Jeff in backyard lounge chairs and says, "Well, what do you think?" Jeff says, "Well we know there's gonna be a new nominee sitting beside me, because another Marcellas Brendon ain't. If it's you I'm screwed unless they decide to save me to use as a goat, because I won't campaign openly against you. But if it's anybody else, then I have to convince 4 people that it's in their best interest gamewise to keep me in the game, and the possibility of a twist this week complicates that calculation for all of you." "Not complicated for me," says Jordan. "Either I'm the pawn or I'm voting to evict the other person." "True", say Jeff, "but there'd still be six other people doing BB calculus in their heads, and I wonder if some of this crowd can even add two and two. Dicque could, Dominic could, maybe Adam and Shelly could, but Kalia and Porsche? Unlikely." Some time later, Jordan comes up to Cassi in the HOH room and says that Cassi should put up Dicque, as he's also a veteran. Cassi points out that Jordan is also a veteran and is even more closely aligned with Jeff. However, she claims that she will consider Dicque. Jordan leaves. Jeff later comes up and tells Cassi that he's probably going home but he's not giving up with a fight. He apologizes for acting like a total jerk earlier on. Cassi accepts it and says that if he hadn't acted like such a jerk, she would've gone after Brendon. She's sorry things had to end this way. Jeff urges Cassi to put up Kalia, claiming that she's just a floater. Cassi says that she can't do so thanks to the deal she made with Kalia at the previous HOH. But she hints that she might put up another floater, and Jeff suggests Shelly in sheer desperation. Cassi tells him that she's definitely down to two choices: Jordan or Shelly. One of those two will be going up. Jeff says in private that he hopes that Cassi will put up Shelly because he thinks he can stick around against her. If she puts up Jordan, he's probably screwed. Brendon prepares for the Veto meeting and we get all the usual commentary from the principal players. Brendon notes that if Rachel was here and beside him, he'd use the Veto on her, but she isn't, so he has to use it on himself. He doesn't want to take the chance that some might want to use Jeff as a goat. Cassi says that she knows Brendon is going to save himself, but she has her replacement nomination ready. Jeff hopes that it's Shelly and not Jordan who is going up beside him. He has some chance against Shelly. He has little to none against Jordan and he knows it. Brendon opens the meeting by saying with a smile, "I have an announcement to make: My name is not Marcellas." That gets chuckles even from Jeff. Then without further ado Brendon removes himself from the block, and Cassi gets up and says "I've been weighing all angles of this out since Brendon won the PoV, and there's only one choice that makes any sense given all the things that are possible. Jordan, I nominate you as the replacement nominee." Jordan sits down beside a sad Jeff, and Brendon gets up, puts the PoV medallion in its box, closes the lid and says, "This PoV meeting is adjourned". As they all get up, we hear Jeff say in private that he's screwed. He's not going to campaign against Jordan and she's a total sweetheart. He's going home and he asked for it. Jordan says that she's sad to be up against her boyfriend and even sadder that they won't get to be on the jury together. Cassi says that karma came back to bite Jeff. She had hoped he and Jordan would make the jury together but that's not going to be unless one of the evicted people gets to return. **************************************************************** Okay, Jordan is now up against Jeff. It's time for you to vote on which one will go home -- Jeff or Jordan. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will be the next one evicted and get a chance to be voted on to return (along with fellow evictees Keith, Rachel and Lawon, of course).
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76. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 4" |
Jeff and Jordan continue sitting glumly in the nominee chairs after the PoV meeting ends, neither one saying much. While the other HG take turns in the DR, Jordan reaches over and takes Jeff's hand in silence. They eventually get called for their own turn in the DR, and later on they meet up in the backyard, with D!ck out there also. Jeff says, "You know, I wonder what these twists Julie was talking about really entail. I'm curious as hell to find out if somebody's really gonna get to come back, and how that'll work.""I'd just be guessing on the nuts and bolts of it," D!ck says, "But if there's a returning player twist it'll probably happen after either this eviction or the next one." Jeff says, "Yeah, with the jury about to start forming it just about has to be either this Thursday or next Thursday. But it'd be handy as hell for the rest of y'all to know before you vote. And it worries me a little too that as sweet as Jordan is, the rest of y'all could decide to vote her out now or sometime soon for fear that she'd beat anybody in here in front of the jury." ##### says, "Not much chance of that happening this week. After you blowing your stack so many times this week, I think everybody's gonna vote you out for fear you'll blow up again." Jeff says, "Not to mention that I might beat their @$$ in the challenges." "That too," says the Evil One.Everybody tries to weasel some information out of the rats every time the visit the DR, but except for letting it slip to D!ck that the next twist will be very soon, otherwise Chenbot wouldn't have mentioned it yet, the DR people are very close-mouthed about the upcoming twists. There's not a lot of game talk, as with JeJo opposing each other, neither one wants to campaign openly, but the HG get b!tched at a lot for talking about production and DR sessions, and several of them start giving the cameras the finger every time BB b!tches. Thursday morning after breakfast an HoH Room lockdown is called as usual. The only major topic of discussion is possible twists, who might be coming back, when it'll happen, and how it'll work. When the live show finally starts, the only thing Chenbot says about twists at that point is, once again, that the twists are not over. Julie interviews Cassi in the HoH Room, and all Cassi says much about is that she hated to put Jordan at risk, but she needed to make the chances of Jeff's eviction as high as possible, not only due to his behavior all week, but also to get such a strong player out of the house before any twists he might take advantage of are called by BB. As soon as she returns to the living room, the vote is called, and in an absolute total non-surprise, Jeff gets the ax, 7-0. As he takes the walk of shame and fesses up to Chenbot about how much of a butt he'd been all week, Jordan once again sits sobbing inconsolably in the nominee chair until the HG are sent outside for the HoH competition.
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77. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 4" |
Okay, with one vote here are the results (a day late, thanks to a slow computer and Project Runway):We once again see Brendon use the Power of Veto on himself and see Cassi replace him with Jordan before seeing the usual commentary from the peanut gallery. Jeff begins by saying that since he can't campaign against Jordan openly and since he's such a strong competitor, he's screwed. Cassi says that it's pretty obvious that between Jeff & Jordan, Jeff has to go home this week. Jordan's a total sweetheart and nobody feels threatened by her while Jeff is strong in challenges and could explode at any moment, as she saw during the conversation about Dumbledore. Brendon isn't surprised that Cassi put Jordan up besides Jeff while Jordan thinks she has the votes to stay, but hopes that her fellow houseguests will honestly tell her if she is leaving because shell be really mad if she saves her special eviction dress for another time and then goes out the door without getting a chance to wear it! Hee-hee. During all this, we see Jeff & Jordan sitting glumly in the nominee chairs, with Jordan reaching out and taking Jeff's hand shortly after the meeting was adjourned. Jeff squeezes it as he notes that he's more worried that people will want to keep him since he's a great goat than worried that he'll be sent home. Later on they meet up in the backyard, with Dicque out there also. Jeff says, "You know, I wonder what these twists Julie was talking about really entail. I'm curious as hell to find out if somebody's really gonna get to come back, and how that'll work." "I'd just be guessing on the nuts and bolts of it," Dicque says. "But if there's a returning player twist it'll probably happen after either this eviction or the next one." Jeff says, "Yeah, with the jury about to start forming it just about has to be either this Thursday or next Thursday. But it'd be handy as hell for the rest of y'all to know before you vote. And it worries me a little too that as sweet as Jordan is, the rest of y'all could decide to vote her out now or sometime soon for fear that she'd beat anybody in here in front of the jury." Dicque says, "Not much chance of that happening this week. After you blowing your stack so many times this week, I think everybody's gonna vote you out for fear you'll blow up again." Jeff says, "Not to mention that I might beat their @$$ in the challenges." "That too," says the Evil One, chuckling. Later, Dicque joins Adam, Cassi, Dominic and Porsche in the HOH room as they discuss strategy. Cassi expresses concern about the twist the Chenbot had already pointed out and wonders what the twist will be and when it will take place. Dicque repeats his conviction as to when it'll take place. Dominic wonders if someone will be given the chance to return to the game and says that if that happens, it makes it even more imperative that they send Jeff home. Cassi agrees and adds that if the evicted houseguest doesn't return after this live eviction, then they have to get rid of Brendon. The next few days revolve around people trying to figure out the details and the timing of the twist as Jordan doesn't openly try to sell Jeff out and Jeff doesn't even try to sell Jordan out even covertly! He says in private that he now hopes that the twist will allow him to return to the game. Dicque reveals that he learned that the twist will be coming very soon, otherwise the Chenbot wouldn't have mentioned it, but that was all he got! Dominic notes in private that he's very frustrated that he can't get any clues about the twist since he needs to take it into account! Brendon notes that if the twist doesn't happen at the end of this eviction, he needs to win HOH or the POV; otherwise, he'll be the next one out! Porsche emerges from one Diary Room session and gives the finger, presumably because she got a scolding for talking about Diary Room sessions. The only real conversation regarding the game occurs when Cassi talks to Kalia. She offers Kalia a place in the Final Four along with Adam, Dicque and Cassi herself if Kalia aligns with them and promises to vote with the other three after the next HOH competition. Kalia quickly agrees to the deal, saying in private that the veterans are a sinking ship and she's not going to go down with them if she can help it. We then see Kalia being introduced as the newest member of the alliance to Adam and Dicque as Dicque praises Cassi's growing strategic skills. We get one final scene of the houseguests at breakfast. They are discussing the upcoming twist. Only Jeff doesn't look nervous. Instead, he looks resigned to his fate. In private, Jordan says that it breaks her heart to see Jeff that way. She hopes he gets to return for some redemption! When we return, its time to check in with the houseguests. The camera quickly closes in on our resident elf, Adam! The Chenbot wonders how Adam if he will ever be able to live down wearing an elf suit with his heavy metal friends back in New Jersey. Adam quips that some singer was in a band called Elf, so hes just carrying on the tradition. Adam then proceeds to demonstrate his elf dance for the Chenbot. The Chenbot then turns to Jeff & Jordan and begins by asking Jordan how she'll feel if Jeff leaves the house. Jordan says that she'll be terribly upset if Jeff leaves. Despite what happened earlier in the week, she still loves him. When asked how he would feel if Jordan was evicted, Jeff reveals that he has never been in the Big Brother house without Jordan and cant imagine what it would be like. Although he'll cross that bridge if he comes to it, he thinks it's more likely that he'll be the one leaving! We then get to see Daniele. She regrets that she had to leave the competition early because of the flu since she and Dicque could have given Cassi a run for her money. Indeed, we see a video montage of their many competition victories as Dicque and Daniele demolished the competition that season. However, Daniele is pleased that her dad has recovered from the blow and has moved on to a strong alliance with Adam, Cassi and now Kalia. However, she thinks Dicque should get Cassi out before Kalia or Adam or even Shelly as Cassi is the strongest threat to Dicque winning yet again! We then cut back to Cassi, who is now in the HOH room. The Chenbot begins by asking Cassi whether she regrets backdooring Jordan when Brendon took himself off the block. Cassi says that she hated to put Jordan at risk, but she needed to make the chances of Jeff's eviction as high as possible, not only due to his earlier behavior, but also to get such a strong player out of the house before any twists he might take advantage of are called by BB. The Chenbot's final question is whether or not Cassi can mend her fences with Jeff, considering his earlier behavior. Cassi says that she thinks she can, but they'll have to do so outside the house -- unless Jeff comes back for some reason. The Chenbot sends Cassi away to join the others and announces that in just a few moments the houseguests will cast their votes to evict live, but turns the floor over to the nominees to address their housemates one last time before the votes are cast. Jordan is up first and tells the other houseguests that she loves them all and encourages them to vote for person that will help them the most in the game. Jeff follows by saying that he doesn't want Jordan to go home, especially since she doesn't deserve it, so he hopes they keep her around. With that, it's time to vote. As always, HOH Cassi and the two nominees can't vote (and probably would abstain, in the case of these two nominees), so Kalia is up first. She keeps her word to Cassi and votes out Jeff. Brendon is up next and he sadly votes to evict Jeff as well. Adam is up next and as an ally of Cassi, he votes to evict Jeff. Dicque is up next and with a crooked grin, he votes to evict Jeff as well. Thus Jeff is officially out but Porsche, Shelly and Dominic all cast their votes to evict Jeff as well, making the final vote unanimous. Chenbot: By a vote of 7 to 0, Jordan -- you are safe. (Jeff nods, as if he expected as much). Jeff, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Jeff gets up and hugs a sobbing Jordan before getting hugs from all the other houseguests, including Cassi. He then goes out to join the Chenbot in the studio while Cassi and Shelly both sit beside Jordan, now on one of the couches and inconsolable. The first question for Jeff is where things went so wrong for him. Jeff says that he thinks it began going badly when he screwed up by placing Shelly at risk and he tried so hard to save her. But the real downward spiral began with the discussion on Harry Potter and Dumbledore. He now thinks he should've kept his mouth shut about Dumbledore. If he had, Brendon would probably be sitting with the Chenbot. But he acted like an a$$, so now Jeff is the one sitting with her. Did Cassi make a mistake in targeting Jeff? Jeff says no and adds that looking back on it now, he would've done the same thing. When asked how he thinks Jordan will do in the game, he thinks she'll last a bit longer but will make jury, at most. Time for the goodbye videos. Dominic says that he's glad Jeff is gone because that is one less threat to his position in the game. Dicque says that Jeff brought his own demise on himself and Jeff nods in agreement. Cassi says that she regrets that she failed to keep her promise but his behavior forced her hand. Jordan cries as she says that she wanted to make it to the jury with him but now she'll have to wait until the game is over to be with him. Jeff concludes by saying he feels the same way that Jordan does. **************************************************************** Okay, Jeff is out of the house (and he deserved it, as even he would admit). But now it's time to choose the next HOH. Cassi can't compete but the others can. The HOH competition will be a face-off between two people, and have questions based on Keith, Rachel and Lawon. I want you to decide who will be the new HOH. I'll take votes until tonight and the person with the most votes will be the new HOH.
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78. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 4" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-15-11 AT 01:52 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 10-15-11 AT 01:44 AM (EST) After the live eviction and Jeff's interview with the Chenbot, the HG are summoned to the backyard for the HoH competition. The competition is set up as a series of questions about evicted HG Keith, Rachel and Lawon, with 2 people at a time competing, and the winner choosing the next 2 people. Cassi as outgoing HoH cannot compete, but the other 8 HG can, and they draw names for the first two spots, with Porsche and Kalia drawing to go first. Porsche gives a very blonde (and wrong) answer to the first question, and Kalia wins that one and chooses D!ck and Brendon to go next. D!ck buzzes in first with the right answer, and chooses Kalia and Shelly to go next. Kalia gets the right answer and picks D!ck and Jordan to go next. D!ck throws this question to Jordan by intentionally giving a wrong answer, and Jordan chooses Adam and Dominic to go next. Adam gets the right answer to this one, and the only other two people left, Jordan and Kalia, step up for the next question. Kalia buzzes in but misses the question, leaving Jordan and Adam to go at it in the final question, which Jordan buzzes in and gets right to become the new HoH. Jordan doesn't celebrate much, but gives a little fist pump of victory with a determined look on her face. Brendon looks at Evil D!ck and says, "Did you throw that?" D!ck looks at him and say, "You bet your @$$ I threw that. There are at least 3 or 4 more people in the house more likely than I am to be targets this week, and since I don't think I'm in that much danger, I wasn't gonna be the guy who put Jordan's hide on the line after the week she's had. Evil D!ck is the biggest pr!ck in the history of BB, but evem I'm not nasty enough to kick Jordan when she's down. And it worked out pretty well for me, since she won HoH." The HG slowly filter into the house, and D!ck and Adam are the last two in. Just before they go in, Adam looks at D!ck and says, "You know, all those questions were about Lawon, Keith and Rachel. I understand not having any about Jeff since he just got evicted tonight, but having them about those three makes me think they have something to do with this twist Julie keeps talking about." D!ck says, "Well, all three of those might have been sequestered in case of possible reentry, and Daniele had the flu so damn bad when she left that she probably went to the hospital, so she wouldn't have been sequestered. I think they're gonna have an America's Vote between those 3 and Jeff, and the winner will have something to do with this twist thing. I just haven't figured out what." Adam says, "Hmmmm," and they go inside to join the other HG who are already busily scheming for the upcoming nominations.
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79. "Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
With one vote from Round Robin, here are the results:The Chenbot gathers the houseguests in the living room and reveals that the next evicted houseguest will have a chance to get back in the game - but that all she reveals - at least to the houseguests. However, the audience learns that the first four houseguests evicted have been sequestered and America will choose which of the four will compete against next weeks evictee to get back in the game. That means that this weeks Head of Household will have to think about the immediate consequences of evicting a houseguest who could only be out of the house for a few minutes before having the opportunity to exact revenge. The power is up for grabs! This weeks Head of Household competition is named Checkmate. The houseguests will face off two at a time and will have to answer a question based on the first three evicted houseguests. That means the answer to each question will be Keith, Rachel or Lawon. The first houseguest to answer correctly moves on and will choose the next two competitors. If the houseguest that buzzes in first is incorrect, s/he is eliminated. If neither houseguest buzzes in, they will both be eliminated - unless it is the final pair, of course. Cassi, as outgoing HOH, randomly draws Kalia & Porsche's names first. The first question is: Which evicted houseguest was a Have Not ... that's when Porsche buzzes in, saying. "Keith." However, the correct answer was "Lawon," since they were asked which evicted houseguest was a Have-Not twice! Porsche is out and Kalia chooses Dicque & Brendon to face off next. Question two: Who did not play in the March of the Ants Have or Have Not competition? Dicque buzzes in with the correct answer of "Keith" and Brendon is out. Dicque then chooses Dominic & Shelly to face off next. The third question is: Which evicted houseguest was the only one backdoored? Dominic buzzes in first and guesses "Rachel." He is right and Shelly is out. Dominic then chooses Dicque and Jordan to face off next, presumably hoping that Dicque will eliminate Jordan. Question four: In the HOH competition Big Brother Open, who overshot ... Dicque buzzes in first but says "Rachel." The correct answer was "Lawon since Rachel didn't compete in that competition! Dicque is out as a stunned Jordan chooses Adam & Dominic to face off next. The fifth question is: Which evicted houseguest was voted out unanimously? Adam beats Dominic to the punch and correctly guesses "Rachel." A worried Dominic is out as Adam chooses Jordan & Kalia, since they are the only two left. Question six: Fourteen houseguests played in the first Head of Household competition, who was the third houseguest to fall off the banana? Kalia buzzes in first but says, "Lawon." The correct answer is "Keith." Kalia is out as Jordan moves into the final round against Adam. The final question is: Who misspelled a word ... that's when Jordan buzzes in and guesses "Lawon": Chenbot: That is correct. Congratulations, Jordan. You are the new HOH! Jordan doesn't celebrate much, but gives a little fist pump of victory with a determined look on her face as Cassi graciously hands her the key to the HOH room. Brendon looks at Dicque and asks him, "Did you throw that?" Dicque looks at him and say, "You bet your @$$ I threw that! There are at least 3 or 4 more people in the house more likely than I am to be targets this week, and since I don't think I'm in that much danger, I wasn't gonna be the guy who put Jordan's hide on the line after the week she's had. I may well be the biggest pr!ck in the history of BB, but evem I'm not nasty enough to kick Jordan when she's down! And it worked out pretty well for me, since she won HoH." As the houseguests head in, Adam, Cassi and Dicque are the last three in. Just before they head in, Adam looks at Cassi and Dicque and says, "You know, all those questions were about Lawon, Keith and Rachel. I understand not having any about Jeff since he just got evicted tonight, but having them about those three makes me think they have something to do with this twist Julie keeps talking about." Dicque says, "Well, all three of those might have been sequestered in case of possible reentry, and Daniele had the flu so damn bad when she left that she probably went to the hospital, so she wouldn't have been sequestered. I think they're gonna have an America's Vote between those 3 and Jeff, and the winner will have something to do with this twist thing. I just haven't figured out what." Cassi suggests, "Maybe the winner gets to face off against the one we vote to evict. That means Jordan had better be careful when she chooses the nominees -- and we'd better be careful whom we vote out!" Adam says, "Hmmmm," and they go inside to join the other HG who are already busily scheming for the upcoming nominations. **************************************************************** Okay, Jordan has won the HOH competition (and that's okay, as long as it wasn't Brendon who won). It's time for the Have Not competition, and the houseguests who are eligible to be a Have Not will be divided into two teams, Red & Blue. I want you to decide who is on which team and which team wins the Have Not competition. I'll take votes until tonight and the team with the most votes will win the Have Not competition, with the losing team all being Have Nots.
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10-16-11, 01:46 AM (EST)
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80. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
A couple hours after the HoH competition is over, Jordan enters the DR as the last of the post-HoH DR interviewees. As did most of the others, her DR session had to do with the rough week she had and the implications of the upcoming twist. Jordan comes out of the DR with the HoH key and hollers with forced enthusiasm, "Who wants to see my HoH room?" The other 8 HG all follow her up to the 2nd floor and are supportive as she opens the door and shows off her pictures. They find a big funny one in the middle of them all that had been taken of Jeff and Jordan together a couple months before the season started. It showed them both with boxing gloves on and Jordan landing a haymaker to Jeff's chin, with both of them having smiles on their faces. Jordan breaks out laughing with a big, wide smile on her face. At that moment the others all quit worrying about Jordan, as they can all tell she's had her spirits lifted enough and will be OK. She saves her letter to read in private later, and the newbies all leave, leaving only the other vets D!ck and Brendon in there with Jordan.Jordan says, "How nice it would be if Jeff won whatever they're gonna do and got back in here," to which D!ck replies, "That's very possible. The last time they did a version of this twist, they took an America's Vote and offered the HG the choice of taking back either the person they had just evicted or the mystery player America had voted for. The HG voted for the guy they had just evicted. The devil you know, I guess." Jordan says, "If they do that again, how do you think this house would vote?" "I don't think this house likes any of the ones who got voted out so far, and without knowing which one won the vote, I think they'd do the same as last time." Brendon says, "Yeah, but I think we can guess with some accuracy who they'll vote for. Ain't no way many of them will vote for Keith or Lawon, so I think it comes down to Rachel and Jeff." Brendon gets a rueful look on his face and says,"I just don't see my Rachel beating Jeff in any kind of America's Vote. Ain't gonna happen." D!ck says, "I think Brendon has it right. But I doubt they'll do it exactly the same way this time. My money is on them announcing the winner this time, then either letting us vote between them or letting the two of them do a challenge, winner gets back in." "Then I want whoever we evict to be somebody Jeff can easily beat in a challenge," Jordan says. D!ck reminds her, "Yeah, but that's probably any of us," to which Brendon says, "Hey, hey, hey, I'm not an easy mark." Jordan says, "I'm probably not putting you up anyway. Or D!ck. There are 6 people downstairs to choose from, and the jury starts forming after we do this twist thingy, so we have lots to think about." The next morning, the HG are told to suit up and report to the backyard. There they find the Have-not competition set up. Jordan as HoH is host, and the teams, who drew colors randomly before suiting up, are Brendon, D!ck, Porsche and Shelly on the Red team and Adam, Cassi, Dominic and Kalia on the Blue team. Though nobody throws the competition, the Blue team sucks worse than an industrial strength vacuum cleaner, and the Red team smokes them like bad cigars, making Adam, Cassi, Dominic and Kalia the have-nots for the week.
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81. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
Okay, with one vote here is the next part, delayed due to The Amazing Race and Dancing With the Stars:We begin as always, with a flashback of Jeff's eviction, followed by commentary from the peanut gallery. Jordan is terribly upset that Jeff is gone. She wants to be mad at Cassi for breaking her word but feels that she can't since Jeff dug his own grave. If Jeff hadn't acted like such a jerk, he would still be here. Cassi feels sorry for Jordan and says that if Jeff hadn't flipped out when she tried to point out that not all pedophiles who were teachers were gay, Brendon would be out the door. Brendon is relieved that he is safe, but he still misses Rachel and wants to join her soon. Dicque is aware that Brendon and Jordan have lost their partners and wonders if he should return to them or stick with Adam, Cassi and now Kalia. Kalia is relieved that she is no longer with the veterans, as Rachel and Jeff were both miserable to be around, although Jeff snapped out of it soon enough. After Jordan wins HOH, we hear a long squeal of delight from her. She is thrilled to have won HOH and avoided going after her boyfriend. Brendon has mixed emotions about Jordan's win since part of him wants to stick around but part of him wants to be with Rachel. Cassi is worried about Jordan's win. Although she doesn't think Jordan holds a grudge against her, she knows that she's a huge target amongst the newbies for having won so many challenges. Dominic is also worried since he knows that he's been really vocal about wanting the veterans gone. Shelly notices that Dominic and Porsche are getting very close and suspects that they are an unbreakable duo. She thinks maybe they should be targeted. Meanwhile, Dicque is glad that he threw the HOH competition and that Jordan won it, since she is a total sweetheart. Once the houseguests are allowed back inside, Jordan sees Jeff's picture on the memory wall, now faded to black and white, before going to the storage room. Inside, she dances a bit but sobers as she reflects that the win is bittersweet, now that Jeff is gone from the game. Jordan heads to the Have Not room, where Brendon and Shelly are at the moment. She tells them that she doesn't plan on putting either one up. As Brendon admits that he misses Rachel, Jordan admits that she misses Jeff as well, and Shelly adds that she misses her daughter. Adam, Cassi, Dicque and Kalia head over to the candy room, where Adam and Kalia apologize for losing the competition. Cassi is philosophical about it, noting that with the twist and the real possibility that whoever is evicted from the house won't get to come back, it might be just as well they didn't win it. Dominic and Porsche come in and join the others. Dominic is sure that Jordan won't get rid of Brendon, since Brendon is an ally of hers, but he wants Brendon out. Dicque reveals what Cassi suspected about the twist, and Dominic wonders who would win America's Vote between Jeff, Keith, Lawon and Rachel. Cassi says flatly, "Jeff. Keith wasn't around long and he was unpopular. Rachel -- forget it. Lawon might have a shot but with Jeff having repented for his behavior and his being paired with America's Sweetheart, he'll be most likely to come back. And if he wins, he'll make the jury." Jordan comes out of the DR with the HoH key and hollers with forced enthusiasm, "Who wants to see my HoH room?" The other 8 HG all follow her up to the 2nd floor and are supportive as she opens the door and shows off her pictures. They find a big funny one in the middle of them all that had been taken of Jeff and Jordan together a couple months before the season started. It showed them both with boxing gloves on and Jordan landing a haymaker to Jeff's chin, with both of them having smiles on their faces. Jordan breaks out laughing with a big, wide smile on her face. At that moment the others all quit worrying about Jordan, as they can all tell that she's had her spirits lifted enough and will be OK. She saves her letter to read in private later, and most of the houseguests leave, with only Brendon & Shelly remaining behind. Jordan worries about the possibility of a houseguest coming back and wonders whom she should put up. Brendon suggests someone who won't hold it against her. As Dicque comes into the room, Jordan says, "How nice it would be if Jeff won whatever they're gonna do and got back in here," to which D!ck replies, "That's very possible. I was just thinking that perhaps Jeff, Keith, Lawon and Rachel were all sequestered because one of them might re-enter the game." "How would that happen?" asks Brendon. "Maybe there is an America's Vote between those four and the winner gets to come back and compete with whomever you choose to evict," Dicque suggests. "Whoever wins -- the winner of America's Vote or the evicted houseguest -- gets to come back into the game." "There's no way many people will vote for Keith and I doubt many will vote for Lawon, either," says Shelly. Brendon gets a rueful look on his face and says,"I just don't see my Rachel beating Jeff in any kind of America's Vote. Ain't gonna happen. No way, no how." "So if Jeff wins America's Vote, we can put up someone whom he can easily beat," says Jordan happily. "But that's might be just about anybody," says Shelly. Brendon says, "Hey, hey, hey, I'm not an easy mark! However, I'd be happy to go up against Jeff if it means I can be with Rachel earlier." "I don't think I'll put you up," Jordan protests. "Or you, Shelly. Or even you, Dicque. After all, Brendon told me you did throw the HOH competition. Cassi could beat Jeff, but there's a chance he could beat her. And there are four others I could choose." Dicque leaves and Cassi comes up. She congratulates Jordan on winning HOH and asks that Brendon and Shelly leave. They leave and Cassi asks what Jordan thinks will happen with the twist. When Jordan tells her, Cassi agrees that Jeff will probably beat anyone in America's Vote. Cassi then suggests that Jordan put up two people who can win the POV, then when one of them wins they can backdoor Brendon. She thinks that Brendon will throw the competition to Jeff so he can be with his beloved Rachel. She also reminds Jordan that Brendon had only come back because of Rachel. Jordan is non-committal but promises to think about Cassi's plan. Cassi nods and leaves. In a confessional, Jordan says that she doesn't want to put up Brendon, as she'll be the only veteran left; however, if Jeff has a chance to return, it might be worth trading Brendon for Jeff. As Jingle Bells plays in the background, Adam summons everyone into the living room, as its time to take off the elf suit. Cruddy the Elf is being retired. In typical hilarious Adam fashion, he removes the suit by doing an exotic striptease for his roommates. As he artfully kicks off his shorts, he screams, Im free! The hilarity continues out back, where Shelly, Cassi, Porsche, and Brendon all see Kalia napping in the hammock. Shelly proposes that she could crawl underneath the hammock without Kalia noticing and scare the crap out of her. Everyone instantly dares her to do it. Shelly softly rises from the couch and walks over, passing Jordan at the hot tub, whos also in on the bit. Shelly then gets down on her knees and crawls the last few feet while the editors pump in sound-alike music to the theme from Jaws. Slowly but surely, Shelly edges her way underneath the hammock, lying flat on her back. When shes in position, she gently nudges the underside of the hammock, waking Kalia up. What? she asks, looking at the others. When no one responds, Kalia starts to sway, getting the edge of the hammock caught on Shelly. Whats under me? she screams before toppling over and seeing Shelly. Many laughs ensue, and even Kalia concedes, You got me! Meanwhile Brendon, Jordan and Shelly discuss their options in the HOH room. Brendon wants to go up against either Cassi or Dominic; Cassi because she can win challenges or Dominic because he's so openly against the veterans. Jordan tells him she's not putting him up. Shelly says that they should put up Dominic & Porsche. She wants Porsche up against Dominic because they are flirting with each other. And we get a scene of Dominic & Porsche flirting up a storm. They are really having a good time and Cassi notes in private that this might help her out. Its time for the Have/Have Not competition! The house is split into two teams, Red (Brendon, Dicque, Porsche and Shelly) and Blue (Adam, Cassi, Dominic and Kalia) and they head outside. The back yard looks like a cocktail bar, with Jordan as the waitress. Adam's okay with this, but Cassi looks worried. The competition is called, Call Your Own Shot, and this is how it will work. Each team will send up one player at a time. That player will then take three ingredients from their team shelf and mix it with milk, serving up what could be a very nasty cocktail. They will then give it to their opponent, and each will take a drink. Afterwards, each player will have three guesses as to the ingredients in the cocktail. Whoever gets the most right wins a point for their team. If they tie, then each player must chug the concoction as fast as they can, with the winner getting the point. Whoever has the most points after three rounds wins, which means each team will sit out one player. Porsche and Cassi volunteer to sit it out. The first round will feature Brendon vs. Dominic. Brendon mixes gorgonzola cheese, applesauce, and scrambled eggs. His strategy is to have one overpowering flavor (the cheese), in hopes that the other two would remain hidden. Dominic goes for corned beef hash, creamed corn, and potato chips. Both gentlemen take their shots. Brendon correctly identifies the hash and the corn, while Dominic tastes the cheese and the eggs. Oddly enough, both of them incorrectly guess spray cheese as the third ingredient, so we go to the tie-breaker. Brendon finishes chugging before Dominic, so he gets the point. In private, Dominic admits he hated the cocktail. Shelly and Kalia are up for round two. Shelly goes for beets, dill pickles, and jalapeńo peppers. As gross as that cocktail would be, all three of those flavors are easily identifiable, especially the pickles, as even the Have Nots can eat those, as they are deemed to be condiments. Kalia's cocktail consists of carrots, yams, and onions. After both ladies take their drinks (though Shelly notes the thickness of hers is like baby food, so a spoon would have been better), they make their guesses. Kalia correctly identifies the beets and pickles, while Shelly only gets the carrots. It turns out that Dicque had suggested to her that the thickness of the drink could suggest yams, but Shelly ignored him and made an incorrect guess. Had she listened to Jeff, she would have at least tied things up. Instead, Porsche gets the point, so the overall competition is tied. Dicque says that he can't work with people who ignore him. The third round has Dicque and Adam up. Dicque then mixes sauerkraut, horseradish, and applesauce. Basically, he wants to make the mixture undrinkable due to all the spice. Adam goes for the grossest concoction possible, mixing spray cheese, liverwurst, and creamed corn. Both men take their drink (though Adam hates it), and make their guesses. Adam can only taste the strong horseradish sauce but Dicque can taste the liverwurst and creamed corn! As a result, Team Red wins the Have-Not competition! Adam, Cassi, Dominic and Kalia are Have-Nots. Adam is very upset about losing the Have Not Competition, but Cassi reassures him that he did his best. Cassi adds that she couldn't have done it. Dominic is upset that they lost, since he'll be a Have Not again, but Cassi notes that it was about time for her to be a Have Not anyway. ***************************************************************** Okay, Adam, Cassi, Dominic and Kalia are all Have Nots and they are getting catfish and coconuts as supplements to the diet. Now I want you to decide who will be the nominees. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the two people with the most votes will be the nominees. BTW, I'd like Brendon to go home this week and join Rachel since I suspect Jeff will be chosen to come back, but I'd be okay with Dominic going home -- and even with Cassi being nominated as long as she wins the POV.
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82. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
With only hours till the nominations are due to be made, as soon as the HG reenter the house after the Have-not competition, they quickly degenerate into a frenzy of game talk. Deals are made and turned down, promises are made that will be reneged upon, and at one point or another every HG offers Jordan his or her opinion as to who should be nominated and why, and tries to convince her that it would be to her advantage to nominate so-an-so.The HG all pretty much agree that unless America loses it collective mind (which has been known to happen), Jeff will win America's Vote if indeed one is taking place (and one is), and several different names are suggested for eviction as people who can A) beat Jeff and keep him from getting back in the game because he's a jerk or too good of a competitor, or B ) get beat by Jeff because they're phonies or jerks or win too many competitions. Brendon even suggests himself because he doubts he can win in front of the jury and wants to go home and see Rachel. These same type sentiments are also expressed in an endless series of DR sessions, and only Jordan, the HoH, is not the target of any unpleasant comments. Finally the hourslong series of pilgrimages to the HoH room ends, and the newbies except for Shelly adjourn to the backyard, while Shelly joins the veterans in the HoH room. Brendon says once again, "I'm not gonna win this thing. I'd be just as happy to go home and see Rachel." Jordan says, "I'm not gonna put you up straight off and put you in the position of having to throw the PoV or Marcellas yourself out to get evicted. That wouldn't look good, and it's always possible that America's Vote could be for Rachel instead of Jeff, leaving you still in and her still out or vice versa. Wouldn't that just suck?" "That would majorly suck for the 2 of us," Brendon says, "but America wouldn't do that, would they?" "They might if they wanted to see fireworks." "True," says Brendon glumly. D!ck says, "Well, why don't you do it this way? Put up 2 people who both have a good shot at winning the PoV, then if it gets used to take one of them down, backdoor Brendon and say it's because he's such a tough competitor that he has to go. Then Brendon, you throw the competition if there is one but don't make it too obvious. And if it's a vote, unless it's you vs. Rachel, I can just about guarantee you you'd be sent home." The discussion continues for a few more minutes until an outdoor lockdown is called, without Jordan revealing her intentions, but she has her mind pretty well made up. The lockdown is short, and Jordan calls the nomination ceremony to order. The HG all take their seats at the table as Jordan lugs in the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. Jordan gives the usual spiel we've all heard too many times, then starts the key pulling. Things proceed in the usual fashion until Shelly pulls the last key, which says Brendon. Jordan then says. "I have nominated you, Porsche, and you, Kalia, for eviction this week. I need to start getting the best competitors out if I'm gonna win this game, and you two are two of the toughest competitors in here. And we all heard what Julie said about the twists, and I want to get the best competitors out before any new ones kick in. Simple as that. This ceremony is adjourned." The post-nom DR's commence immediately, with Porsche and Kalia both commenting bitterly how full of it Jordan is, and Jordan admitting "I don't really know how good a competitor Porsche is, but I'm not keeping any girl with a better boob job than mine in here, and I suspect Kalia really is a pretty tough competitor and just hasn't shown it yet, so she's gotta go." The day ends with more game talk plus some card playing as the HG look forward to the next day's PoV player picking and competition.
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83. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
With one vote, here are the results:When the competition is over, the houseguests head back inside to see what America has voted to be the supplemental Have Not diet this week. The treat this time around is catfish and coconuts. Everyone actually likes this, including Cassi, who says that it's probably the best option she'd ever get. Jordan is especially delighted that she's not a Have Not. She doesn't like fish. She also asks if you eat coconuts or drink them. Dominic tells her that you drink coconut milk but you eat the coconut pieces. That makes Jordan feel better as we see Cassi eating a coconut piece. Jordan says that now that she's won a challenge when her back was against the wall, she understands how much Rachel hated floaters. She thinks that Kalia had floated the whole season because she didn't need to, and that Adam and Porsche had also floated. Meanwhile, at least Cassi & Dominic had given it their all in challenges and Cassi had won quite a few of them. Meanwhile, we see a stream of diary sessions in which various houseguests discuss the nominations and twist. They all feel that unless America loses its collective mind, Jeff will win America's Vote if there is an America's Vote. Thus Adam begins the round of people coming up and offering suggestions to Jordan as to who should be nominated and thus risk the chance of going up against Jeff. Adam's suggestion is Dominic and Porsche because they are a duo. He wants Dominic as the target because he feels Dominic has a chance of beating Jeff in the upcoming competition. Dominic is the next one up and he suggests putting up Cassi and Dicque, with Dicque as the target. His main purpose in putting up Cassi is because he thinks she can win the POV, while he wants Dicque out because Dicque is a jerk. Cassi suggests that Dominic and Porsche be put up, with the intent of having one of them win the POV and then Brendon be backdoored. She knows that Brendon wants to go home and see Rachel, so she wants to give Brendon his wish. Besides, he's great at competitions as well. We then see Brendon in the Diary Room, where he confirms Cassi's suspicion that he wants to go home. He explains that he knows Rachel will lose America's Vote to Jeff, so he doesn't want to stay and make the jury. Besides, Jeff wanted to make the jury with Jordan. Some time later, Jordan has Brendon, Dicque and Shelly come up. Brendon says once again, "I'm not gonna win this thing. I'd be just as happy to go home and see Rachel." Jordan says, "I'm not gonna put you up straight off and put you in the position of having to throw the PoV or Marcellas yourself out to get evicted. That wouldn't look good, and it's always possible that America's Vote could be for Rachel instead of Jeff, leaving you still in and her still out or vice versa. Wouldn't that just suck?" "That would majorly suck for the 2 of us," Brendon says, "but America wouldn't do that, would they?" "They might if they wanted to see fireworks." "True," says Brendon glumly. Jordan adds, "I'm thinking of putting up two of either Adam, Kalia and Porsche because they are floaters, but which two?" Dicque says, "Then put up the 2 people who have a good shot at winning the PoV, then if it gets used to take one of them down, backdoor Brendon and say it's because he's such a tough competitor that he has to go. Then Brendon, you throw the competition if there is one but don't make it too obvious. And if it's a vote, unless it's you vs. Rachel, I can just about guarantee you you'd be sent home." Jordan contemplates her nominations and we hear the usual commentary from the peanut gallery. Adam hopes Cassi isn't going up, but if she is, he hopes she wins the PoV and saves herself. Dominic thinks he and Cassi will be going up because they're both strong competitors. Cassi thinks that unless Jordan puts up two weak players, it won't matter who is nominated because one will win the PoV and hopefully Brendon will be backdoored. However, she notes that if this happens, then Dicque will probably jump back to the veterans, and they'll have to get rid of him soon. Jordan places the keys and makes her decision. She knows that Brendon wants to go home but she won't give him his wish -- not just yet. She notes that she doesn't think Adam has much of a chance to win physical competitions, so that leaves only two floaters left. With that, Jordan summons everyone to the dining room and brings out the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. She begins by saying that with the likelihood that someone will be coming back, whether it's the next evicted houseguest, or one of the earlier ones, she had to make her decision very carefully. She then pulls out the first key, and it's for Shelly. Shelly pulls out one for Brendon. Brendon pulls out one for Dicque. The next key goes to Cassi. Cassi pulls out the fifth one, for Adam. Adam then pulls out the last key -- and it's for a surprised Dominic. Jordan announces that she has nominated Kalia and Porsche for eviction. She explains that she did this because she believes they floated throughout the competition and she wants to expose them and see if they're better in challenges than they seem. With that, she adjourns the nomination ceremony. In the ending Diary Room segments, Kalia admits that she's not surprised that Jordan wanted to see how good of a competitor she is. After all, Kalia had the Golden Key for three weeks and so she didn't have to do anything in terms of competitions. She vows to prove herself in the PoV. Porsche also vows to prove that she's a great competitor in the PoV competition. She's surprised that Dominic wasn't a target, however, but notes that Jordan's reasoning was sound. Dominic, meanwhile, is thrilled beyond words that he's safe, but he wonders if he's the target for a backdoor. Jordan says that if all goes according to plan, either Kalia or Porsche will win the PoV and take themselves off the block, thus allowing her to backdoor Brendon. Hopefully, he'll then compete against Jeff, lose, and go see Rachel while she gets Jeff back. It's a fair trade to her. ***************************************************************** Okay, Kalia and Porsche are on the chopping block. Now it's time to see who joins them and Jordan for the Power of Veto competition, and who wins it. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the three people with the most votes will join Jordan, Kalia and Porsche for the competition, while the one with the most votes wins it.
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84. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
After sleeping on it for a night, Porsche wakes up pi$$ed at Jordan for putting her on the block. The BB producers notice this and call her to the DR as soon as she finishes breakfast, where she vents bigtime, saying Jordan is only pi$$ed at her because she has a bigger boob job. "If I weren't here," says Porsche, "she'd have put up Cassi for sure. What a petty thing to do!" Other DR sessions take place off and on all morning, and most of the HG seem to realize that the back door will be open for business this week if either nominee wins the PoV, that that has been the plan from the start. Adam and D!ck are talking in the backyard, and Adam says, "I was born in August but it wasn't last August. I can put two and two together. Five'll get you ten that they're running an America's Vote right now, and Jeff will win the damn thing or I'm a monkey's uncle. And in here, Porsche or Kalia will win the PoV, pull herself off the block, and Brendon will ask to be backdoored and evicted so he can go be with Rachel, and we'll do it. Then Jeff will come in, beat Brendon in a challenge, and we'll be up to our hind ends in alligators. This is just too neat of a setup." "Better Brendon go out than anybody else if Jeff comes back in," says D!ck. "I don't want both of them jokers in here if I got a BB game to win. They're too good." Shortly thereafter, the HG are summoned to the living room to pick players, and Jordan brings out the Bag of Doom. She draws first, says "Dammit!" and reveals her pick as Brendon. Porsche draws Shelly, and Kalia draws Adam. Jordan gives the usual post-drawing spiel, says "Good Luck", and the meeting adjourns.In midafternoon, PoV host D!ck calls the contestants to the back yard. Jordan and Brendon throw the competition, Adam and Shelly both screw it up early and thus have no need to throw it, and much to the delight of most of the house, the competition comes down to Porsche vs. Kalia for the win. Kalia wins a clear victory and becomes the new PoV holder.
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85. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
With one vote (as usual), here are the PoV results:We begin, as always, in the blue-toned past to once again watch Jordan put up Kalia and Porsche for nomination. This time we see Porsche glare at Jordan as she sits down beside Kalia. As they sit down, we go back to color and hear the commentary from the peanut gallery. Adam notes that he's glad he's not on the chopping block as he'd probably lose most competitions. He hopes either Kalia or Porsche wins the PoV. Cassi hopes the same thing, and she also hopes that Brendon is backdoored, as that would get rid of one veteran and (hopefully) bring back Jeff for the jury. Dicque is happy about the turn of events. He wants to win and he doesn't want both Brendon and Jeff in the house! He has to move carefully from now on. And finally, Shelly hopes that things work according to plan, so she can ride Jeff & Jordan's coattails to the finals. Kalia is now sitting in the Have Not room with Adam, Cassi and Dominic. Porsche joins them and Adam, Cassi and Dominic all encourage the two women to try to win the PoV. They add that if they were picked to compete, they would throw the challenge so that either Kalia or Porsche would win. Kalia and Porsche are happy to hear such news. However, we cut to the next morning and now Porsche wakes up pretty mad. In a Diary Room confessional, she reveals that now that she had time to sleep on it, she now thinks Jordan had another reason for putting her up. The reason? Porsche now thinks that Jordan is angry at her because Porsche has bigger breasts than Jordan. "If I wasn't here, she'd have put up Cassi," Porsche vents. "What a petty thing to do! She wants me gone for such a petty reason! I'll show her!" She heads to the Purple Lounge room to cry and Dominic follows her. He reassures her that even if Jordan wants Porsche gone more than Kalia and wants her gone for such a silly reason, she can always win the PoV. In private, Dominic doubts Porsche is right, but he has to calm her down. They wind up making out. Later, we see Adam, Cassi, Dicque and Kalia all together in the backyard. Adam says, "I was born in August but it wasn't last August. I can put two and two together. Five'll get you ten that they're running an America's Vote right now, and Jeff will win the damn thing or I'm a monkey's uncle. Meanwhile in here, Porsche or Kalia will win the PoV, pull herself off the block, and Brendon will ask to be backdoored and evicted so he can go be with Rachel, and we'll do it. Then Jeff will come in, beat Brendon in a challenge, and we'll be up to our hind ends in alligators. This is just too neat of a setup." "Better Brendon go out than anybody else if Jeff comes back in," says Dicque. "I don't want both of them jokers in here if I have a chance to win BB a second time. They're too good." Cassi agrees, adding that Brendon and Jeff together are just too strong in challenges. In private, she notes that although Dicque is back with them and she's not going to go after him just yet, she will target him before Shelly and maybe before Jordan as well. Dicque is saying the same thing about Cassi, noting that she's the best newbie at the challenges. However, there are bigger fish to fry -- Brendon, Jeff and Dominic in particular. Even Porsche is a bigger fish to fry than Cassi because Cassi is more closely aligned with Adam and Dicque than Porsche. Shortly thereafter, the HG are summoned to the living room to pick players, and Jordan brings out the Bag of Doom. She draws first, says "Dammit!" and reveals her pick as Brendon. Porsche draws Shelly, and Kalia draws Adam. Dicque is chosen to host the competition. After the ceremony is adjourned, Brendon heads with Jordan and Shelly to the HOH room. He informs Jordan and Shelly that he plans on throwing the PoV competition. He doesn't really want to be here without Rachel, especially since she was the one who wanted to come back. Meanwhile, Kalia and Porsche are clearly worried with Brendon's presence in the PoV competition. They aren't sure that he'll throw it and they don't want to have to compete against Jeff. Kalia says that they have to beat Brendon. If they beat him, then they're sticking around. With that, it's time for the Veto competition! Everyone heads out to the back yard all dressed in ancient Greek tunics, all colored to match the ramp apparatus theyll be working on. They are also all given Greek spins on their names. This challenge is inspired by the Greek myth of Sisyphus, who was condemned in Hades to an eternity of pushing a boulder up a hill, only to have it roll back down every time he tried. Each player has a covered ramp and a ball. They must roll the ball up the ramp, then race to the other side to catch it on the way down. They will then repeat this process 300 times. Bringing the challenge back to the Sisyphus myth, if at any point a player drops their ball, their score is reset to zero. First one to 300 wins. The competition begins, and in short order, it becomes a two horse race: Kalia and Porsche, with Brendon right behind them at first. Jordan, Adam and Shelly all have trouble and drop their balls several times. As Brendon falls behind, he drops his ball for the first time. As the competition winds down, it's just Kalia and Porsche for the win. Kalia takes a slight lead over Porsche -- and then Porsche drops her ball! At this point, Kalia gets the last ball down the ramp and catches it: Dicque: Kalia has won the Power of Veto! Kalia cheers in sheer delight and takes the medallion. In the Diary Room, she squeals in delight for some time. Porsche now hopes that either Adam, Brendon or Shelly go up to replace Kalia; Adam and Shelly because they're floaters, and Brendon because the newbies will vote him out. **************************************************************** Okay, Kalia has won the Power of Veto! Now it's time to decide who will replace Kalia. You have until tomorrow night to vote and the person with the most votes will replace Kalia. There is also another decision to make -- whom America will vote back in the game: Keith, Rachel, Lawon or Jeff. The person with the most votes amongst those four by tomorrow night will be heading back into the game.
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86. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
After Kalia gloats in the DR about winning the PoV, the other HG do a series of DR's about the PoV competition and the obvious series of event that are about to unfold. Brendon, D!ck and Shelly join Jordan in the HoH room. D!ck says to Brendon, "Did you throw that? I couldn't tell, but it looked kind of funny." "I didn't really throw it," says Brendon, "but I kind of twisted my knee a little bit right before Jordan dropped her ball, and after Adam and Shelly dropped theirs for the second or third time each, I knew Porsche and Kalia had such huge leads that they weren't likely to blow it with the others all dropping their balls over and over, so I slowed down." Jordan says, "Well, I don't have a lot to decide. I'm going to backdoor you after Kalia vetoes her nomination. It's actually a decent game move for me if Jeff does win that vote." "He better win the damn thing," says Brendon. "She's gotta be going crazy being apart from me for this long, and I miss the hell outta her, too."Every HG in the place knows what's gonna happen next, and the next afternoon, it happens. The next afternoon an outdoor lockdown is called, but after only minutes of small talk Kalia ends it by summoning the HG for the veto meeting. Kalia begins by saying with a smile, "I'd like to open this veto meeting withan announcement: My name is not Marcellas either." The HG laugh their a$$e$ off at that, then Kalia quickly vetoes her own nomination. Jordan gets up and says, "Brendon, you've been saying all week you wanted to go be with Rachel. Not only that, it would be risky for my game to have you still in the house with or without Jeff in here. With all that in mind, I therefore nominate you for eviction in Kalia's place." Kalia closes the meeting and puts the PoV medallion back in its box. Another series of DR sessions follows, after which most of the HG adjourn to the back yard. Such game talk as there is centers chiefly around the upcoming twist and the possibility of an America's Vote. The only thing the HG have been told is that the HG who gets evicted Thursday will get the chance to compete for a reentry into the BB game, but they have not been told how it will all work or who else will be in the competition. What they do not officially know, but which they all suspect, is that an America's Vote indeed has been going on, the results of which will be revealed during the Thursday live show, and which includes Keith, Lawon, Rachel and Jeff. Daniele was not sequestered due to her illness, so was not included in the vote. The HG will learn on the live show that Jeff won America's Vote with nearly 2 million of the 4+ million votes cast, and will be competing against Brendon to reenter the game. They will not be told about Rachel's post-eviction breakdown, which affected the vote even though it was never shown because the audience members who saw it spilled the beans via tweets after leaving the studio, thus costing Rachel several hundred thousand votes. They'll have to wait till after the game to hear that, but for right now they begin three days of relative boredom as what little game talk there is centers mostly on the twist and the identity of the probable returnee.
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87. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
I'll post the America's Vote results during the live eviction show. For now, here are the replacement nomination results:After the PoV competition, and while the house is on an indoor lockdown, Dicque finds Brendon in the Purple Lounge Room. "Did you throw the challenge?" Dicque asks. "I couldn't tell for sure, but it looked kind of funny towards the end." "I didn't really throw it," says Brendon, "but I kind of twisted my knee a little bit right before Jordan dropped her ball, and after Adam and Shelly dropped theirs for the second or third time each, I knew Porsche and Kalia had such huge leads that they weren't likely to blow it with the others all dropping their balls over and over, so I slowed down to protect my knee." We see a replay which proves that Brendon really twisted his knee. Dicque didn't see it, and in his Diary Room confessional he says that he's not sure that Brendon is telling the truth. However, he's not complaining about the results since Kalia has the PoV and Jordan will probably put Brendon up. We then see Brendon, Jordan and Shelly in the HOH room. Jordan says, "Well, I don't have a lot to decide here. I'm going to backdoor Brendon after Kalia vetoes her nomination. It's actually a decent game move for me if Jeff does win that vote and gets to come back in the game." "He better win the damn thing," says Brendon. "She's gotta be going crazy being apart from me for this long, and I miss the hell outta her, too." "I know how you must be feeling," says Jordan. "It's only been less than a week, and already I miss Jeff, and I'm sure he misses me too." We now see various people doing their DR confessionals. First up is Cassi, who admits that if Jordan backdoors Brendon and he's evicted; and if Jeff wins America's Vote, beats Brendon and gets to come back into the game, things will have turned out better for her than if Jeff had stayed. Porsche is fairly confident that Jordan will backdoor Brendon and that he'll be evicted. She has calmed down enough that she now realizes that Jordan probably put her up for the reasons that she'd stated. Dominic is delighted with the prospect of Brendon being backdoored. Shelly is also thrilled with the prospect of Brendon getting backdoored, although that's because she hopes Jeff will win America's Vote, beat Brendon and get back in the game. As long as he's learned his lesson, she's ready to work with him and Jordan again. Its Adams 40th birthday, so hes giving us all a special present. Hes going to shave his beard. Dominic says that Adam will sure look different. Adam calls everyone inside as if hes just gotten the key to the HOH room, and the house follows him into the bathroom. In private, Adam notes that he has not been clean shaven in over six years. Adam offers Brendon the first snip of the scissors, and then everyone whos willing has a go, as his beard is trimmed to his chin. He then uses an electric razor to shave the rest off. He tells us that his girlfriend back home has never seen him without the beard. Shelly watches in mild horror, telling us that with each snip Adam starts to look like a completely different person. When we see Adam clean shaven, the best compliment that can be given is that his face really fits well with the rest of his body. Adam recently dropped over 100 pounds so he could be cast on this show. Having the beard made his face look plumper than it was. Even though the rest of his body is still hairy, he easily shaved 10 years off his face with that razor. Adam, Cassi, Dominic and Kalia are all eating their slop with coconuts and catfish. Cassi is eating more of the coconuts and catfish than she is of the slop. They discuss the upcoming PoV ceremony and they all agree that if Jordan backdoors Brendon that they'll vote him out. Dicque and Porsche join the group and Dicque says that he's sure that Jordan will backdoor Brendon, since Jeff probably won America's Vote and both guys will want to be with their loved ones. Porsche is delighted with this, of course. We then Dicque talking to Brendon, Jordan and Shelly in the HOH room. Brendon and Jordan confirm that Jordan will replace Kalia with Brendon. Dicque then says, "For your sake, I hope you get to go back and be with Rachel." Brendon is happy to hear Dicque say this and in a confessional he says that he's sure Jeff will be the winner of America's Vote so he's prepared to face off against Jeff and if it's a competition, to lose to Jeff so he can go home and be with his beloved Rachel. We then see Kalia prepare for the ceremony and hear the usual commentary. She is delighted that she is going off the block and she hopes that Brendon goes up in her place and is evicted, since everyone knows he wants to be with Rachel. She's happy to give him his wish. Jordan says that she's willing to trade Brendon for Jeff, so she's going to give Brendon his wish. It's a risky move and if it wasn't because she thought she could trade Brendon for Jeff, she wouldn't pull off such a move. She hopes Jeff comes back and they can be together on the jury. Brendon tells us to prepare for the finest performance in Big Brother history. Dominic, for his part, is ready to get rid of another strong veteran -- and the last reminder of Rachel the Crazy. He's willing to trade Brendon for Jeff as well since Jeff and Jordan are a better couple. With that, Kalia summons everyone inside for the POV meeting. Kalia begins by saying with a smile, "I'd like to open this veto meeting withan announcement: My name is not Marcellas either." The HG laugh their a$$e$ off at that, then Kalia quickly vetoes her own nomination. Jordan gets up and says, "Brendon, you've been saying all week you wanted to go be with Rachel. Not only that, it would be too risky for my game to have you still in the house with or without Jeff in here. With all that in mind, I therefore nominate you for eviction in Kalia's place." Kalia closes the meeting and puts the PoV medallion back in its box. We see the usual DR commentary. Jordan calls the situation a win-win -- as long as Jeff was chosen by America's Vote. She gets rid of Brendon, she gets Jeff back and at least they can be on the jury together. Cassi also calls it a win-win, since this means the twist will (hopefully) ensure that she kept her word in getting Jeff & Jordan to the jury. Dicque also calls it a win-win, since one strong guy will be gone and that'll be one less competitor between him and the million. Finally, Brendon is absolutely fine with being nominated -- unless Rachel is the one chosen by America's Vote. If it's Jeff, however, he's even more fine with being evicted, as it means Rachel will be waiting for him back home. He then sings "Reunited and it Feels So Good." **************************************************************** Okay, Brendon has been put up on the chopping block. Now it's time to decide two things. First, I want you to decide who is evicted and will face Jeff in a competition. Second, I want you to decide whether Jeff or the evicted player (most likely Brendon) will win the competition to come back in the game. I'll take votes until tomorrow night and the first person with the most votes will be evicted and the second one with the most votes will come back in the game.
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88. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
The BB producers aren't real thrilled with this turn of events, since this means three days of little happening on the live feeds, but when one of them b!tches to D!ck about it in the DR, D!ck says, "Hey, this is perfect for you guys. Sure, you get three $hitty days on the feeds, but then you get Jeff back in with Jordan still here, and you get him back in with me still here too. What's not to like?" When the DR guy expresses his doubts about there being enough action the rest of the way, D!ck says, "Trust me, dude, the next few weeks I'm gonna be scheming my a$$ off if I'm still here."True to BB's fears, the next three days are dead as a doornail in the BB house. When the usual HoH room lockdown is called Thursday morning, the majority of the HG are actually busily sawing logs in any available location in the HoH room, and between all 9 of them there probably aren't a hundred words said during the nearly an hour and a half the lockdown lasts. After the lockdown ends, another series of DR sessions takes place, and it is no secret that not only do they all know what is going to happen that night, but they all like it. Brendon gives his assessment in the DR that not only does he think Jeff will wipe the floor with the rest of them when he gets back in, but if somehow Jeff butchers the job, D!ck will wipe them all up in his stead. Then he says a few slightly sexist things about the remaining women and leaves the DR. When the Chenbot opens the live show, she plugs the hell out of the twist. No one acts surprised. They show the week's highlights, such as they were, talk to the HG, show some DR's, interview Jordan, who says precisely nothing noteworthy, then it's time for the live vote. It is the expected 6-0 vote to evict Brendon, and he goes through the motions of hugging and/or shaking hands with the other HG, then he heads for the door. We hear the Chenbot say, "Not so fast, Brendon," and she tells them all to sit back down and explains the twist. After a commercial break, we come back and see the HG in the backyard, where a competition has been set up involving placing volleyballs with the names of all 14 BB 13 HG on them in the correct order based on certain events in the house. Keith, Rachel, Lawon and Jeff are brought out, and the Chenbot explains about the America's Vote that was taken, reveals that Jeff won with nearly half of the 4+ million votes cast, and the others leave. Jeff and Brendon then prepare to do the competition, the rules are explained, and 196 volleyballs are dumped in the backyard, 14 for each of the BB 13 HG. They have three minutes to get as many as possible of the balls in the right order, but can hit a plunger to mark their time if they think they have them all right. They work furiously, with Brendon not obviously throwing the competition, and after only 1:31 Jeff hits his plunger. Brendon hits his at 2:28. The Chenbot reveals that Jeff got all 14 of his volleyballs in the right place, while Brendon got 2 with his own name on the rack and 2 with Jordan's name, missing Lawon and D!ck. The Chenbot announces that Jeff has won reentry into the game and that Brendon is evicted for good. Jordan screams with delight and jumps into Jeff's arms ala Rachel, then Brendon shakes Jeff's hand and takes the walk of shame. When he is asked by the Chenbot why he gave up his place in the game so easily, he talks about missing Rachel, then he says, "Nothing against the people in this house, but no matter who I'd have been up against in the final, I'd have been lucky as hell to get more than two votes, and as good a challenge competitor as I am when I don't throw the competitions, I probably wouldn't have made the final because they'd have booted me out the first chance they got." The Chenbot then asks him who he thinks will win, and Brendon says, "There's a lot of tough competitors in there, but two of them are previous BB winners, and they know this game. Don't sell D!ck and Jordan short." The Chenbot then previews Sunday's show, on which the HoH contest to be played later in the evening will be shown, and SeeBS goes off the air. To be continued...
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89. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
Here is the live eviction ceremony, a day late:The Chenbot welcomes the audience (both at home and live in the studio) to what will be the most pivotal episode of Big Brother this season. After Kalia won the PoV and took herself off the block, Brendon volunteered to go up beside Porsche, thinking that Jeff would be given a second chance and intending to lose to Jeff and go home to be with Rachel. We flash back to the blue-toned past to once again watch Jordan nominate Brendon for eviction after he volunteered. When the meeting is concluded, we get the guitar riff to color and hear from the peanut gallery. Porsche couldn't be any happier that Brendon is beside her. She is sure that he won't make the jury and she will! Brendon is ready to go home. He notes that Rachel must be going crazy being separated from him and says that he misses her so much. Jordan says that if Jeff does get a chance to return, it'll be an early Christmas for her! Dicque is ready now to really plot and scheme, with Jeff probably returning and the jury ready to begin. He wants to win again, and thinks that most of the newbies are idiots. In the kitchen Adam, Cassi, Dominic and Kalia are eating slop (with Cassi adding catfish and coconuts to it). Brendon can't stop talking about Rachel, about how much he misses her and about her going crazy without him around. He is happy to be going back to her. Dominic says that even though Jeff is a huge threat, at least he won't go on and on about how much he misses Jordan! Cassi agrees, adding that if they are right and Jeff returns to the house, then he and Jordan will make the jury and her word to them will be kept anyway. In the HOH room we see Dicque, Jordan and Shelly discussing a strategy if Jeff returns and either he, Dicque or Shelly win the next HOH competition. Shelly thinks that Dominic and Porsche are an unbreakable duo and should be put up. Dicque agrees with her on it. In private, however, Dicque reveals the real reason why he was so willing to have Dominic and Porsche put up. He doesn't want to break his alliance with Adam, Cassi and Kalia just yet. He also doesn't want to be seen as playing both sides so he won't be really trying to win the next HOH competition. We then see Adam, Cassi, Dominic, Kalia and Porsche in the Have Not room, discussing strategy for the next round. Dominic says that he'll put up Dicque and Jeff for nomination if he wins the next HOH competition because they are both strong players as well as returning ones. Cassi points out that Jeff will probably win the PoV if he's put up directly, so she suggests he put up Dicque and Shelly, let Dicque win the PoV, and then backdoor Jeff. Dominic says that is probably a better idea than putting Jeff up right away, so he'll go for it. Later Adam, Cassi and Kalia are talking to Dicque. They tell him about the plan to put Dicque and Shelly up if one of them wins HOH, then have Dicque win the PoV and take himself off the block, and then backdoor Jeff. In turn, Dicque reveals the plan to nominate Dominic and Porsche if Jeff or Shelly win HOH. We then see Dominic and Porsche in the Purple Lounge Room. He is telling her that she has the votes to stay over Brendon and she is happy with this. They begin flirting as we see Shelly enter the room unseen by both of them. They then begin making out as Shelly leaves. In a confessional, Shelly notes that you can't allow duos to stay in the house for long. The best way to break up a duo that is viewed as unbreakable is to nominate them both! So she hopes either she or Jeff win HOH so that Dominic and Porsche can be split up. The next day, Cassi and Porsche are talking on the back yard couches. Cassi says that either Porsche or Dominic should win the HOH for their own safety. She accidentally overheard Shelly telling Jordan all about Dominic and Porsche being an unbreakable duo. Porsche thanks Cassi for the info and she tells Dominic about it. In private, Dominic vows to win the next HOH competition so that he can avoid being on the chopping block. If that doesn't happen, however, he wants Porsche, Kalia or Cassi to win it and keep him safe. Adam is happy that nobody is talking about getting rid of him. The main targets that keep being discussed are Dicque, Jeff, Dominic, and Cassi although Cassi has faded towards the back because she isn't viewed as part of an unbreakable duo. He thinks he'll win because he is unthreatening. Its time to talk to the houseguests. How does Dicque think the twist affected the game? He says that it didn't affect it too much because the houseguests quickly figured out that the twist would involve a previously evicted player against the next evicted one. They could plan without too much stress. The Chenbot then asks Shelly if she thinks the pressure will start getting to people once the twist is over? Of course it is. This place is a pressure cooker. Eventually everyones going to break, although Brendon is the only one who has given up. But for now, nobody has cracked much. Brendon is asked how much he misses Rachel. He says that words can't describe how much he misses her. He then says that it's probably harder for her to be without him than it is for him to be without her. But he plans on being with her soon, whether it is after the show or after the twist. The Chenbot needs a little bit more time for her batteries to recharge, so she reveals what happened to the houseguests who had been evicted and were sequestered. We begin with Keith entering a living room and reading a note which says that he and three others will get a second chance to return. Keith tells us that because Daniele was so sick with the flu that she had to be hospitalized, he and three other evicted houseguests will have a chance to return back to the game at the expense of one evicted houseguest. He wonders who will be joining him. The next week, he sees a note which says that the evicted contestant had a mental breakdown and had to be taken to a mental hospital in a straitjacket. He figures out that Rachel was the one evicted and not long after, he is proved right as Rachel enters, really depressed. We then see Keith greet Lawon and ask him what happened. Lawon reveals what went wrong and adds that Jeff really flipped out towards the end of his reign as HOH. Keith predicts that Jeff will be in big trouble and Lawon agrees. They note that Rachel is staying in her room most of the time, just moping. Finally, we see Jeff enter the house. He is chastened by his meltdown and says that he deserved to be evicted. However, he is taking his eviction much better than Rachel, for although she is not crying all the time (thanks to medication), she is still very depressed. Before we get to the vote, we get to talk to Jordan in the HOH room, because this show just doesnt have enough filler. What was her biggest challenge as HOH? Dealing with the twist, of course. Trying to figure out who should go was initially very hard for her. What about Brendon? Is she happy with how that whole situation turned out? Jordan says that she has no regrets, since she believes that Jeff will be coming back and since Brendon's heart wasn't really in the game anymore. She wishes him well with Rachel. Does she think Jeff will be able to mend fences with Cassi if he returns to the game? Jordan believes that he will because he knows she only broke her word because he acted like an a$$. She also knows that Cassi is a really nice, sweet girl and that will help the fences to be mended. Its time for the vote, but as always, the nominees get one last pointless plea. Porsche asks the houseguests to vote based on what is best for them, because the twist is coming. Brendon says that whatever happens will happen, and he tells the others to just do whats in their best interest, because in the end, there can be only one person to win the money. With that, it's finally time for the vote. Dominic and Cassi go up first and unsurprisingly vote for Brendon. Kalia also votes for Brendon. Dicque makes it official as he flashes a crooked grin. Shelly and Adam make it a unanimous vote to evict Brendon. Chenbot: By a vote of 6-0, Brendon, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Brendon gets up and hugs everyone. He doesn't leave, however, and the Chenbot explains the twist. All four of the previous houseguests have been in separate sequester, and America has voted one of them back into the house. Whoever America voted for will compete against Brendon to return to the game. Jordan looks hopeful and Cassi and Shelly support her as they head outside. Keith, Rachel, Lawon and Jeff are all gathered in the back yard. The Chenbot asks each of them if theyre surprised to be back with a second chance at the game. They all say that they were surprised at first, but soon were excited. Rachel offers her non-existent first child to get back in the house. She'll even put up a family member as an indentured servant. Jeff hopes he can return to Jordan. Then the Chenbot reveals that Brendon was evicted, and Rachel's face falls in despair. After a commercial break, everyone is gathered outside, with the active houseguests seated off to the side. Its time to reveal the audience vote to see who will get a chance to return. Off to one side, Jordan clutches Cassi and Shelly's arms in nervous anticipation. Over two million votes were cast over the past week. Right off the bat, Keith and Rachel are eliminated. Rachel is miserable at this. The Chenbot then reveals that with more than half of the vote, the returning houseguest is ... Jeff. Jordan cheers and jumps up and down as Jeff looks thrilled. Jeff will now take on Brendon for the right to reenter the house. The competition is called Thats How We Roll. Both Brendon and Jeff have a ramp with a hole in the top, leading to a chute underneath the ramp. When the competition starts, hundreds of balls will fall from the sky, each of them with different colors and names to represent the original 14 houseguests this season. They have to roll the balls up the ramp and down the chute to fill out the cast. The players will have up to three minutes to complete the chute. If they finish beforehand, they can buzz in to lock in their times. Whoever completes the chute first, with all 14 houseguests correct, will rejoin the game. If the number of correct balls is a tie, then whoever buzzed in first will win. If neither buzzes in, then the winner will be the player who got a ball down the chute first. The competition begins, the balls fall, and both Brendon and Jeff begin rolling their balls down the hole. However, just about everyone yells to Jeff which colors and houseguests he is still missing. No one supports Brendon. Jeff fills his chute first and has all 14 houseguests right. Brendon fills his with just under 30 seconds remaining and he too has all 14 right, but it's too late: Jeff is back in the game, much to Jordan's delight and everyone else's. Brendon is ordered to say his good-byes, and he gives the others strong hugs before leaving to join the Chenbot. He is asked how it feels to be leaving and rejoining Rachel. Brendon says that he is thrilled and that he's glad Jeff is back with Jordan in the game. He then sees the good-bye messages. Dominic says that he's glad Brendon is gone. Cassi wishes him well with Rachel. Jordan says that he wanted to be with Rachel, so now he has what he wanted. And Porsche concludes by saying that he can comfort his fiancee now. **************************************************************** Okay, Brendon has been evicted, Jeff won America's Vote and Jeff returned to the game. Now it's time to decide who will be the next HOH. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will be the next HOH. Jordan, however, can't compete.
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10-23-11, 06:37 AM (EST)
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90. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 5" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-23-11 AT 06:42 AM (EST)As soon as the live show ends, the HG are herded back inside so the HoH game can be prepared. They are told it will be at least two hours till the HoH game is played, as they are hoping to do it live on Big Brother After Dark. The HG break up into groups, with D!ck, JeJo and Shelly holding forth at the dining room table and the rest going to the Have-not Room. D!ck says, "I don't feel like I'm the biggest target in the house this week, and I don't want to make a bigger target of myself by being HoH and having to pi$$ people off by putting them up. I'll throw the HoH to one of you guys if I can". Jeff says, "I'm gonna be busting my a$$ to win this sucker. Sure as $hit I gotta have a target on my back a mile wide." Shelly says, "Well, I'm gonna be trying to win it too, because those knuckleheads in the Have-not Room might just have it in for me for hanging out with you guys too much." Jeff says, "Hah! If you and I are the nominees, I'm gonna get evicted 6-0 or 5-1 and you know it." D!ck says, "If they have a brain in their head, they won't even nominate you straight up. They'll backdoor you." Jeff says, "That bunch of losers maybe has 1 brain among them, and Cassi probably has most of it." D!ck warns, "Don't sell 'em short. I've hung out with that crew enough to know they're a lot smarter than you think." While they're hashing this over, down in the Have-not Room they all agree that Jeff is the target. The main subject of argument is whether to put him up straight away or backdoor him. Porsche argues for backdooring him so he can't play in the PoV game, but Cassi says, "Not a lot of point in that. Odds are he'll get drawn to be in the PoV anyway." "It's only a 50-50 shot, Cassi," says Porsche. "Not so," says Adam, "First, you gotta remember there's a Houseguest's Choice chip in the bag, and if any of them get it they'll put one of their own in the PoV. Second, you all oughta realize by now that Shelly is on their side, as much as she hangs out with them. And third, you can't discount the possibility that BB might rig the draw somehow. Be pretty easy to rig it their way if one of them is HoH. We gotta win that HoH." They hash this over for the next hour and change, then BB gives them a 10 minute warning that the HoH is about to begin. Precisely at 9PM BB Time, as the BB After Dark show takes the air, the HG are called to the backyard. D!ck sees the setup and says, "Just like I figured, no endurance competition. Adam says, "How'd you figure that?" D!ck says, "It's a no-brainer. They used the backyard for that volleyball game, so they couldn't have a real big set to prepare and do HoH tonight. I'm guessing they'll do an endurance one next week." As outgoing HoH, and with Mrs. Moonves having gone home to her hubby and young'un for the night (and in fact watching this HoH contest live on TV), Jordan is selected to serve as host since she can't play. The game looks like some goofy-a$$ed game they had been practicing on all week. D!ck throws the game, as does Adam, but the others all try to win, and in the end Kalia wins the game to become the new HoH.
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91. "Big Brother 13: What If? Round 6" |
Okay, here is the next part, delayed due to watching The Amazing Race:Previously on Big Brother 13: What If?, Jordan won the HOH competition only to have to deal with possibly having someone evicted during her reign return. What's more, the houseguests quickly realized that America might vote one of the previously evicted houseguests back in. Thus, Jordan put up Kalia and Porsche for nomination to test their challenge abilities. Kalia won the PoV competition and took herself off the block. Since Brendon thought Jeff would win America's Vote, he volunteered to go up in Kalia's stead, hoping to lose to Jeff and go be with Rachel. Brendon was evicted in a unanimous vote and sure enough, Jeff won America's Vote and got a second chance. However, he would have to compete against Brendon to come back in the house. Jeff won and Brendon left to be with Rachel. Who will be the new HOH? Find out! We flash back to the blue-toned past to once again watch Jeff's reentrance, only this time with delighted comments from Jordan. She is so thrilled that Jeff got a second chance to return to the game. Dicque is glad Jeff got the second chance, since Rachel would've been his worst nightmare. When Jeff officially wins the competition, Jordan rushes into his arms and with a guitar riff, we return to color. In the Diary Room, Jordan cries as she says she's on cloud nine. After the hugs, Brendon exits the game by walking behind a black curtain. He seems real happy to go. Together in the diary room, Jeff & Jordan thank America, with Jeff adding that he's going to make the most of his second chance. He plans on winning the next HOH as he's now #1 target to go. Dicque notes that once Rachel left, Brendon lost all will to continue on, so it's probably best that he left now. As soon as the houseguests are allowed back inside, they notice that Brendon's picture has faded to black and white while Jeff's has been restored to color (his key is also back in its slot). As Jeff hugs Jordan she notes that they have Shelly and might get Dicque back now, so things are looking up for them. Jordan acts like a angry mom after prom night and orders everyone in her alliance into the purple room. Apparently, this includes Dicque and Shelly as well. When the four go in the door closes and they all do a happy dance, including what Shelly calls a love circle. Dicque thinks it's lame, however. Adam, Cassi, Dominic, Kalia and Porsche all go to the Have Not room. Dominic has mixed emotions about Jeff returning. On the one hand, he would rather have had Keith or Lawon return; on the other hand, at least Jeff gets to be with Jordan for the rest of the game (including the jury phase). In a confessional, Cassi says that she's glad America voted for Jeff, as this means he's made it to the jury phase. It also means that America helped her keep her word to have Jeff & Jordan around until the jury phase. Back in the room, Dominic says that since Dicque went to be with Jeff, Jordan and Shelly this means that he's probably going to return to the veterans. Their best chance now is for one of the newbies other than Shelly to win the next HOH competition. In the purple lounge room, the strategy session begins. Dicque says, "I don't feel like I'm the biggest target in the house this week, and I don't want to make a bigger target of myself by being HoH and having to pi$$ people off by putting them up. I'll throw the HoH to one of you guys if I can". Jeff says, "I'm gonna be busting my a$$ to win this sucker. Sure as $hit I gotta have a target on my back a mile wide." Shelly says, "Well, I'm gonna be trying to win it too, because those knuckleheads in the Have-not Room might just have it in for me for hanging out with you guys too much." Jeff says, "Ha! If you and I are the nominees, I'm gonna get evicted 6-0 or 5-1 and you know it." Dicque says, "If they have a brain in their head, they won't even nominate you straight up. They'll backdoor you." Jeff says, "That bunch of losers maybe has 1 brain among them, and Cassi probably has most of it." Dicque warns, "Don't sell 'em short. I've hung out with that crew enough to know they're a lot smarter than you think." While they're hashing this over, down in the Have-not Room the newbies all agree that Jeff is the target. The main subject of argument is whether to put him up straight away or backdoor him. Porsche argues for backdooring him so he can't play in the PoV game. Cassi says, "Earlier in the game, I'd have been quite ready to backdoor Jeff. But there might not be much point to it this late in the competition. Odds are he'll get drawn to be in the PoV anyway." "It's only a 50-50 shot, Cassi," says Porsche. "Not so," says Adam. "First, you gotta remember there's a Houseguest's Choice chip in the bag, and if any of them get it they'll put one of their own in the PoV. Second, you all oughta realize by now that Shelly is on their side, as much as she hangs out with them. And third, you can't discount the possibility that BB might rig the draw somehow. It would be pretty easy to rig it their way if one of them is HoH. We gotta win that HoH." Thus they decide to wait until after the HOH competition before they decide how to target Jeff. Its time for the HOH competition, entitled Count on America. The backyard is decorated with a U.S. map motif, with each remaining houseguests home state represented (New Jersey for Adam, Louisiana for Shelly, Florida for Porsche, Illinois for Jeff, Tennessee for Cassi, and California for everyone else. Next to each state is some kind of station with a small amount of one object and a larger amount nearby. The houseguests get a few minutes to study the yard. Theres a martini glass with three olives in it next to a giant martini glass with a whole bunch of olives in it. Elsewhere is a stack of bead necklaces next to a tree littered with them. As Jeff points out, this will clearly be a counting game. The competition is simple. When presented with the smaller sample size, the houseguests have to guess how many of a certain object fits into the larger one, then write down their answer. The furthest away each round will be eliminated until only the HOH is left standing. Jeff and Shelly know that they need to win this HOH competition in order to be safe. The other newbies are also determined to win it, although in their case they want to send Jeff back out on a revolving door. The first round concerns Shellys home state of Louisiana. Since the state is known for Mardi Gras, the players are shown a tablet with five beaded necklaces on it. They have to guess how many are in the adjacent tree. Dominic guesses 1,234. Jeff goes for 498, while Cassi says 454. Adams guess is 350, Dicque tries 1,500, Porsche says 480, Shelly goes for an even 500, and finally Kalia guesses 825. Jordan reveals that the correct answer is 673. Dicque is eliminated and he privately reveals that he threw it. Jeff hails from Chicago, known the world over for its pizza. On the small platform we have a pie with 25 pepperonis on it. They have to guess how many are on two huge pizzas off to the side. Shelly tries 927, followed by 959 for Jeff. Porsche goes for 1,100, Cassi for 800, Kalia says 539, Dominic says 850 and Adam finally says 1,450. The correct answer is 761, so Adam's out. Moving to Porsches home in Florida (which is known for its nightlife), the players must guess the amount of olives in a giant martini glass. The theme fits as Porsches a cocktail waitress. But even though the theme is tailored to her, she figures that with Florida as the state they should have gone with oranges or alligators. The guesses this time are 953 (Kalia), 1,100 (Porsche), 341 (Shelly), 692 (Dominic), 319 (Jeff) and 1,172 (Cassi). The correct answer is 1,358 so Jeff is out! Jeff is shocked as he goes to sit down. To represent Cassi, we have Nashville. We have guitar strings in a cowboy hat. The guesses are 400 (Dominic), 364 (Kalia), 523 (Shelly) 390 (Porsche) and 395 (Cassi). The correct answer is 369, which means Shelly is eliminated. There are five baseballs in a glove which represent Adams hometown of Hoboken, New Jersey (one of the birthplaces of modern baseball). The players must guess how many balls are inside two large, glove-shaped novelty lounge chairs. Kalia guesses 188, Dominic guesses 160, Porsche guesses 120 and Cassi guesses 216. The correct answer is 242, so Porsche is out. She admits that she goofed. The next round is Los Angeles, home of Dicque and Kalia. There is a sheet of writing paper and the final 3 must guess how many alphabet blocks are in a bowl. Cassi guesses 131, Kalia guesses 170 and Dominic guesses 111. The answer is 224, so Dominic is out. He doesn't mind. Jeff says that once he watched Shelly sit down, his heart just sank. He knows he's in trouble now. Jordan adds that she wanted to hold Jeff's hand or hug him when he was out but she had to continue with the challenge The last contestant, Dominic, is from San Mateo and California is the home of the famous 1849 gold rush. In a small chest are 75 gold coins. Cassi and Kalia must guess how many coins are in the larger chest. Cassi guesses 1,200 and Kalia guesses 1,351 as their final guesses. Jordan: The correct answer is ... 2,832! Chenbot: Congratulations, Kalia. You are the new HOH! Kalia squeals and hugs Cassi and the other newbies (except Shelly) while Jordan hands over the key to the HOH room. Shelly and the veterans look morose, although Dicque seems less morose than Jeff, Jordan or Shelly. **************************************************************** Okay, Kalia has won the HOH competition. Now, it's time for you to decide who will be nominated. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the two with the most votes will be nominated.
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92. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 6" |
The HG seem in no hurry to get right back into scheming and plotting, so most of them lounge around in various places in the house. They're hoping to get the HoH room visit over before it gets too late so they can get their rest in case there's a Have-not competition the next day. BB does not disappoint them. Right after BBAD goes off the air, Kalia gets called into the DR, She's in there long enough that some of the HG start to wonder if something's up, but soon she emerges with the HoH key and they all go do the HoH Room thing. After showing off all her pictures and other stuff in the HoH room and reading her letter, Kalia then says, "Before any of you guys go back downstairs, I have some news for you from BB. There will be no Have-not competition tomorrow, But as always in BB, expect the unexpected." As they all momentarily ponder what that could mean, the veterans and Shelly go downstairs, followed shortly thereafter by Cassi, Adam and Dominic. Porsche remains behind, and Kalia says, "I'm not gonna say up too late because I've got a feeling tomorrow's gonna be a long-a$$ed day. I think BB's gonna be up to something, I just don't know what. But before I sack out for the night, I wanna know what you think about the nominations this week. Do I put Jeff up right off the get-go, or do I backdoor him, and who do I use as pawns? There wouldn't seem to be a lot of choices, as there are only three veterans left, but with it now being jury time there are implications to every move we make, and I want to know what you think." Porsche says, "You know I'm all for using the back door. I think you should try to give him as little chance as possible of being pulled off the block. I'd put Shelly and Jordan up. Jordan actually might not use the PoV if she wins it for fear of Jeff getting put up, and if whoever got it didn't use it, we could either go ahead and punt Jordan or get Shelly out, who I don't trust anyway because I think she's with them because she hangs out with them all the time." "But what about Evil D!ck?" says Kalia. "We can't trust him either, plus he's a former winner who knows the game like the back of his hand." "Not as much of a threat as the others," says Porsche, "I don't see that old f@rt getting many votes between him being a former winner and being such a nasty guy last time he played. I think any of us can beat him in front of the jury, including the other vets." Downstairs in the backyard, which was pretty quickly cleaned up after the HoH game, the vets, Shelly and Adam are talking game. After hashing it around for the better part of an hour, Jeff says, "Everything you guys have just said all sounds fine and dandy, but I guarantee you that if they don't put me up initially, they'll backdoor me. I'm the biggest target in this house, for a lot of reasons. I gotta win that PoV if I get to play for it, that's all there is to it." "Might not Jordan or D!ck make better targets, though?" says Adam. "Both are ex-winners and Jordan is sweet as sugar. "She might be sweet as sugar and we both might have won this sucker," says D!ck, "but Jeff is the one most of this house fears in competitions, and you gotta get to the final before you can win the damn thing. Everybody in there right now, and probably most of us too, will want to get Jeff out to keep him from getting us out first." After a surprisingly active day in the BB house the next day, a late afternoon outdoor lockdown is called. Having talked to the whole house at one point or another during the day, even her nominees (who she didn't tell she was nominating them), Kalia knows what she want to do and doesn't take long preparing it. She calls the HG in for the ceremony, brings out the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death, starts the ceremony with all the usual BS, then pulls the first key. Minutes later, after the usual proceedings and some unusually phony BS about how tough they were as competitors, we learn that Jordan and D!ck indeed are the nominees. In her post-nomination DR Kalia says that these are nothing but pawns and Jeff knows it, and if either nomination is vetoed he will be next. Jeff says the whole thing was a load of bull$hit and he knows he's going up, so why didn't she just go for it? Both nominees say they know they're pawns, but they don't feel safe, because often pawns go home. After dinner the HG busily get at scheming and plotting, and it promises to be the beginning of a mighty interesting battle.
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93. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 6" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-27-11 AT 10:50 AM (EST)Here is the next part: Kalia squeals in delight for several long moments before calming down enough to say that she now knows how it feels to be the new HOH. Dominic confidently predicts that Jeff will be going down and Jeff himself says, "I'm doomed -- unless I get to play for the PoV competition. If not, I'm sunk." When the houseguests are allowed back inside, Jeff, Jordan, and Shelly make a beeline for the Have Not room. Once inside, Jeff jokes that it was nice being back for a week. Jordan tries to convince him that things might change since the week had only just begun, but he is dubious. Shelly insists that she really tried to win. Jeff and Jordan reassure her that they know she tried her hardest. Jeff now congratulates Kalia, saying that she proved herself. Jeff says that his best chance to save himself is to be put on the block right away. If that doesn't work, he has to hope that he's chosen by one of the other houseguests. Jordan agrees, saying that if a newbie wins the PoV, they'll take one of the nominees off the block and put Jeff up as a replacement. In the candy bedroom, Cassi, Dominic, Kalia and Porsche all celebrate by silently dancing. In private, Cassi notes that Adam isn't with them and she suspects he's drifting to Dicque's side. However, she isn't too worried, since although Dicque is strategic, Jeff and Jordan are bigger threats. The celebration is immediately broken up by Jeff's arrival. He shakes Kalia's hand and congratulates her. He then says that he's grateful that he's going to have a week with Jordan before he has to go to the jury. Some time later Cassi reassures Kalia and Porsche that she is willing to have Jeff backdoored but is worried that Jeff will still get chosen to play in the PoV competition. Kalia and Porsche say that they'll have to cross that bridge when they come to it and Cassi agrees. Right after BBAD goes off the air, Kalia gets called into the DR. She's in there long enough that some of the HG start to wonder if something's up, but soon she emerges with the HoH key and they all go do the HoH Room thing. After showing off all her pictures and other stuff in the HoH room and reading her letter, Kalia then says, "Before any of you guys go back downstairs, I have some news for you from BB. There will be no Have-not competition tomorrow. But as always in BB, expect the unexpected." As they all momentarily ponder what that could mean, the veterans and Shelly go downstairs, followed shortly thereafter by Cassi, Adam and Dominic. Porsche remains behind, and Kalia says, "I'm not gonna say up too late because I've got a feeling tomorrow's gonna be a long-a$$ed day. I think BB's gonna be up to something, I just don't know what. But before I sack out for the night, I wanna know what you think about the nominations this week. Do I put Jeff up right off the get-go, or do I backdoor him, and who do I use as pawns? There wouldn't seem to be a lot of choices, as there are only three veterans left, but with it now being jury time there are implications to every move we make, and I want to know what you think." Porsche says, "You know I'm all for using the back door. I think you should try to give him as little chance as possible of being pulled off the block. I'd put Shelly and Jordan up. Jordan actually might not use the PoV if she wins it for fear of Jeff getting put up, and if whoever got it didn't use it, we could either go ahead and punt Jordan or get Shelly out since Shelly is clearly with the veterans." "But what about Evil Dicque?" says Kalia. "We can't trust him either, plus he's a former winner who knows the game like the back of his hand." "Not as much of a threat as the others," says Porsche. "I don't see that old f@rt getting many votes between him being a former winner and being such a nasty guy last time he played. I think any of us can beat him in front of the jury, including the other vets." Downstairs in the backyard, which was pretty quickly cleaned up after the HoH game, the vets, Shelly and Adam are talking game. After hashing it around for the better part of an hour, Jeff says, "Everything you guys have just said all sounds fine and dandy, but I guarantee you that if they don't put me up initially, they'll backdoor me. I'm the biggest target in this house, for a lot of reasons. I gotta win that PoV if I get to play for it, that's all there is to it." "Might not Jordan or Dicque make better targets, though?" says Adam. "Both are ex-winners and Jordan is sweet as sugar." "She might be sweet as sugar and we both might have won this sucker," says Dicque, "but Jeff is the one most of this house fears in competitions, and you gotta get to the final before you can win the damn thing. Everybody in there right now, and probably most of us too, will want to get Jeff out to keep him from getting us out first." Indeed, we see Cassi coming up to talk game strategy with Kalia and Porsche. She has come to the conclusion that the only way to make sure that Jeff goes for good is to backdoor him and just hope that he doesn't get to play for the PoV. Porsche is especially delighted with this and suggests that they put up Jordan and Shelly. Cassi then reveals that she thinks Adam is drifting over to Dicque's side and she suspects that Dicque might be trying to use Adam as a side alliance or maybe even bring him into the veterans' alliance. Kalia agrees with Cassi's suggestion of putting Dicque up as a pawn. They quickly agree that Jordan should be the other pawn. Although Porsche thinks that Dicque can easily lose against any of the others, Cassi says that he's strategic enough that she's worried about his chances. But for now, he's just a pawn. After Cassi leaves, Shelly comes up and begs Kalia and Porsche not to put her on the block. Kalia says that she doesn't view Shelly as big a threat as some others but Porsche wants her put up because of her known allegiance to Jeff and Jordan. Shelly tries to explain the reasons for her loyalty and then leaves. Adam comes up then and Kalia asks him if Cassi is right in thinking that Dicque might be trying to get him into the veterans' alliance. Adam says that he thinks he can win very easily against Dicque, but he's still tied to the newbies. Kalia contemplates her nominations and we get the usual commentary from the peanut gallery. Shelly is worried that she'll be put up. Although she thinks it's just as a pawn, being put up will really hurt. Adam is worried that he'll be put up since it seems his loyalty is being questioned now. Jeff thinks his best shot is to be a nominee right away. As he says this, Kalia looks at the pictures on the memory wall and says that she has to do what is best for herself and for all the others. And she knows what is best. With that, Kalia makes her decision and summons the houseguests inside, bringing out the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. She pulls out Porsche's key first. Porsche pulls out Dominic's key next. Dominic then pulls out Cassi's key next. Cassi then pulls out Adam's key. Adam pulls out Shelly's key and a relieved Shelly pulls Jeff's key out last. "I have nominated you, Dicque and you, Jordan," Kalia says. "You both have qualities that make you threats. You are as sweet as sugar, Jordan, and you are very strategic, Dicque. I need to target threats and make sure the biggest one goes to the jury. This ceremony is over." Jeff says that it's clear to him that he'll be backdoored. He has to play for the PoV or else he's doomed. Dicque notes that he's a pawn and if he didn't know that pawns often went home he'd be just fine with it. He hopes that Jeff or Jordan don't win the PoV, or else he might be sunk. Jordan says that her only chance of keeping Jeff around is to win the PoV. Since nobody can target him, she hopes he will use it on her to save her as well. Kalia just hopes that Jeff has no chance to compete or that he does and loses to someone else. They have to get rid of Jeff. **************************************************************** Okay, Dicque and Jordan are the nominees. Now I want you to decide who will be competing for the PoV besides Dicque, Jordan and Kalia and who will win the PoV. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the three people with the most votes will compete for the PoV, while the one with the most votes wins it.
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94. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 6" |
After the nomination ceremony and the usual series of DR sessions, the HG have dinner, then go into R&R mode punctuated by occasional game talk. Adam and D!ck are talking in the backyard, and Adam says, "Well, how do you feel about having Jeff back in and Brendon out?" "I know full well how tough a competitor Jeff can be when he wants to be," says D!ck, "but I'm happy as hell to have him and Jordan still here and Brendon and Rachel not here. As much an a$$hole as Jeff can be, I can live with him. If I never hear the word "Rachel" the rest of my life it'll still be forty years too soon." "Yeah, there's a hell of a lot less drama in the house without Rachel around," says Adam, "and we can concentrate on what's good for our own games better. Not nearly so much $hit-stirring going on." "Oh, you ain't seen the last of the $hit-stirring in this game, not by a long shot," says D!ck, "Remember the biggest turd stirrer of all time is sitting right here beside you. And I'm just waiting for the right time to turn on the blender."D!ck's words would prove prophetic later in the game, but for now he continues to lay pretty low and not make many waves. Neither does anybody else, and without a lot of fanfare the HG go about their business till just before lunch the next day, when Kalia summons them to the living room for the player-picking meeting. She produces the infamous Bag of Doom, and draws first as HoH. She draws Porsche. Jordan draws next and draws Adam. D!ck draws last, and much to the consternation of Jordan and Jeff, he draws Cassi. Kalia chooses Dominic as host, and the meeting ends. The usual comments in the DR follow, and Jeff says he thinks he is pretty much screwed, and Jordan says she also thinks he's screwed, but she's gonna try her hardest to save his hide. Jeff finds out when the competition starts just how screwed he is. As each player is eliminated, he or she will have to choose a ball containing a hidden prize or punishment, one of which is the PoV. Jeff moans, "Oh, great. Five chances to get screwed." Jordan gets eliminated first and draws the PoV. As the eliminations go on, nobody bothers to pick the PoV, because they know the last person left will scarf it right up. Adam goes out second and draws $10,000. D!ck is next out, draws a week as a have-not, and promptly trades it for Adam's ten G's. Kalia is next out and draws a Caribbean vacation, which she keeps. Porsche is next out and draws a week as have-not, and promptly relieves D!ck of the ten grand.
Cassi as the last one standing draws a week wearing the infamous BB humilitard, and to absolutely no one's surprise she trades it to Jordan for the PoV. Jeff utters a loud "God dammit" which is bleeped out on the TV show as Dominic says, "Congratulations, Cassi, you have won the Power of Veto."
Jeff says to Jordan, "Well, looks like we're both screwed." Jordan looks up at him and says, "It's never over till it's over". Another series of DR comments follows with both recipients of have-not weeks b1tching about it and Jordan taking her week wearing a humilitard with good humor, then the HG return to scheming and plotting.
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95. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 6" |
Okay, here are the results of the PoV competition:The episode kicks off with the black and white nomination ceremony from last episode, where Kalia sends a thinly veiled threat Jeff's way after nominating Dicque and Jordan. Jordan says that she has to hope that Jeff gets to compete for the PoV; if he doesn't, she has to win it, otherwise he's toast. Jeff says that Kalia isn't fooling him at all. She's just using Dicque and Jordan in a plan to backdoor him. His only chance is to compete in the PoV competition or else have Jordan win it. If someone else does, he's toast. Dicque says that he's probably third or fourth on the target list, with Jeff and Jordan and maybe Shelly before him. His best chance is to have someone other than Jeff win the PoV. Meanwhile, Kalia notes that the nominations are perfect; she can backdoor Jeff if someone other than him or Jordan wins the PoV and if there's no change in the nominations, another veteran goes home. In the HOH room, Kalia reassures Dicque that he isn't her main target and that she intends to backdoor Jeff. Dicque is quite happy with this; after all, that's one less person between him and a second win. He then asks Kalia what would happen if either Jeff won the PoV or Jordan won it and chose to use it on Jeff to save him. Kalia says that she thinks Jordan is more likely to go but she's not 100% sure. She tells him that she'll cross that bridge when she comes to it. Downstairs, Jeff and Jordan remind each other that one of them has to win the PoV. If someone else wins it, Jeff is toast and they both know it. Meanwhile, Cassi is in the HOH room telling Kalia that if she gets to compete, she'll play for the win so as to backdoor Jeff. Back downstairs, Adam and Dicque are talking in the backyard. Adam says, "Well, how do you feel about having Jeff back in and Brendon out?" "I know full well how tough a competitor Jeff can be when he wants to be," says Dicque, "but I'm happy as hell to have him and Jordan still here and Brendon and Rachel not here. As much an a$$hole as Jeff can be, I can live with him. If I never hear the word "Rachel" the rest of my life it'll still be forty years too soon." "Yeah, there's a hell of a lot less drama in the house without Rachel around," says Adam, "and we can concentrate on what's good for our own games better. Not nearly so much $hit-stirring going on." "Oh, you ain't seen the last of the $hit-stirring in this game, not by a long shot," says Dicque, "Remember the biggest turd stirrer of all time is sitting right here beside you. And I'm just waiting for the right time to turn on the blender." Meanwhile, Jeff and Jordan have been joined by Shelly. Shelly reassures them that if she gets to play for the PoV, she'll do her best to win. If she does, she'll save Jeff and try her best to get rid of Dicque. Jeff thanks her although he privately thinks Shelly has little chance of winning anything. Shelly tells us in confessional that she's going to give it her all. However, she knows she's not as strong as Cassi or Jeff or even Dicque, Dominic, Kalia or Porsche. Still, if there is no physical strength involved for the PoV competition, she has a good chance -- if she gets to compete. When it's time to pick the players for the Veto competition, Dicque and Jordan predictably interview that they want to win. Jeff says that he has to get a chance to compete; if he doesn't and if Jordan doesn't win the PoV, he's going to be backdoored and thus he'll be toast. Just before lunch, Kalia summons them to the living room for the player-picking meeting. She produces the infamous Bag of Doom, and draws first as HoH. She draws Porsche. Jordan draws next and draws Adam. Dicque draws last, and much to Jeff & Jordan's consternation, he draws Cassi. Kalia chooses Dominic as host, and the meeting ends. In confessional, Jeff says he thinks he is pretty much screwed, and Jordan says she also thinks he's screwed, but she's gonna try her hardest to save his hide. In the HOH room, Kalia is talking to Porsche when Cassi comes in. Kalia urges Cassi to give them five minutes, but Kalia was only joking. All three swear to win the PoV and use it to remove Dicque from the block and backdoor Jeff. Cassi adds that she's sure Dicque will start stirring up trouble but for now, Jeff is the bigger target and has to go. Later, dressed up as a farmer, Dominic announces it's time for the Veto competition. Jeff interviews that the entire backyard has been turned into a farm, making him have a hankerin' for a hayride with his country girl, Jordo. They're playing Big Brother Corn Hole" and Cassi notes that it's a good thing Jeff isn't playing, because he's really good when they play it in the backyard! Jordan openly wishes that Jeff was playing, because she is sure he'd beat everyone except maybe Cassi. Jeff pretty much agrees with her, but he's not playing. The object of the game is to toss a beanbag through a hole in the top of a shed. If you get the beanbag through the hole, you get one point. If it bounces off, it goes to a rotating ear of corn (wheel) below, where it falls into a slot showing how many points you get. The idea is to get the lowest possible score. Whoever has the highest points in a round will be eliminated. In true Big Brother style, each eliminated contestant will have to pull a prize from a bucket of sawdust and one bucket contains the Veto. Each subsequent contestant can either keep their own prize, or trade it for someone else's. Since some of the "prizes" might actually contain a punishment, Jeff openly moans, "Oh great. Five chances to get screwed." Jordan tries to reassure him but it falls flat. Dicque goes first and scores a 5. Adam gets 13 points. Up next is Porsche and she gets 7 points. Jordan misses completely and Jeff groans in despair. Kalia scores 11 and Cassi scores 1 so she wins the round and Jordan's out. However, Jeff cheers when Jordan pulls up the PoV! In the second round, Dicque gets a 9, Adam gets a 13, and Kalia also scores a 9. Cassi gets a second corn hole and has 1 point, much to Jeff's open frustration. Porsche also gets a 9 so Adam is out. He gets 10,000 and decides to keep it. Jeff comments that he's sure the last person left will scarf up the PoV. Dicque throws the next round and is a Have-Not. He promptly trades it for Adam's money. In a confessional, he reveals that since the only person who might have saved Jeff is out and since whoever is the last one left standing will scarf up the PoV, it was better for him to throw the competition. Kalia is next and she gets a Caribbean Vacation. She decides to keep it, much to Adam's disappointment since he wanted to take one with his girlfriend. And worse yet, he's a Have-Not yet again! On the bright side, at least the bacon is safe for the week. Porsche is the last one eliminated and she becomes a Have-Not. Unsurprisingly, she chooses to trade it for Dicque's 10,000 so Dicque is a Have-Not anyway. Cassi wins and gets as her prize the "Humilitard". According to Dominic, it's the most humiliating unitard ever forced on a contestant and, as usual, the winner must wear it for a week. Unsurprisingly, Cassi trades it for the PoV. Jeff utters a loud "God dammit" which is bleeped out on the TV show as Dominic says, "Congratulations, Cassi, you have won the Power of Veto." Jeff says to Jordan, "Well, looks like we're both screwed." Jordan looks up at him and says, "It's never over till it's over. Never give up." **************************************************************** Okay, Cassi has won the PoV. Now I want you to decide two things. First, I want you to decide what supplements Adam and Dicque will get. Second, I want you to decide if Cassi will use the PoV to remove Dicque or Jordan. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the food with the most votes will supplement Adam and Dicque's Have-Not diet while the person with the most votes will be taken off the block with Kalia putting Jeff up.
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96. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 6" |
As the HG reenter the house after the PoV competition, they find cans of sardines and stalks of broccoli on the table, along with a note explaining that these were the items America had chosen for this week's have-nots to eat along with their slop. D!ck says, "They went easy on us, Adam. That could have been a lot worse." Adam says' "I wonder what the alternatives were?" "Probably something awful like limburger cheese," says D!ck. "Or fried liver", says Adam. "Fried liver ain't bad if the cook knows what the hell he's doing", says D!ck. "But it ain't bacon", says Adam. The 2 of them quickly disappear with their stuff into the Have-not room and begin a little plotting.Cassi, Porsche and Kalia go up to the HoH Room to hang out. Porsche says, "Well, Cassi, what're you gonna do?" "It's a no-brainer", says Cassi, "I made a promise, and it's a promise that's to my advantage to keep." "Well, when you do, everybody in the place knows what I'm gonna do", says Kalia, "I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know who I've gotta get outta here to up my chances in this game, and his name starts with a J." "Yeah, it's the old split-up-the-power-couples deal you always see in these TV games", says Cassi, "and this game is no different. Then after we get rid of Jeff, we gotta get rid of Jordan too, because Jeff would be a sure vote for Jordan." Jeff, Jordan and Shelly gather in the dining room while Dominic hits the shower. Jeff says, "This setup is pretty obvious. Five'll get you ten Cassi will pull D!ck off the block. Then the standard play will be to put me up and split us up, then take Jordan out later." Jordan says bitterly, "A lotta imagination it takes to do that." "No, that's the right play," says Jeff, "This ain't rocket science. But what I have to do before that PoV meeting tomorrow is try to sell Cassi that D!ck is too good of a schemer to leave in the game and she needs to leave him up and vote him out. If she wants to put me up she can go ahead and do it, but if she pulls D!ck off the block she's likely to regret it." Jeff heads up to the HoH Room where he finds Cassi with Porsche and Kalia. He makes his sales pitch, then the next morning he sees Cassi in the kitchen and makes the sales pitch again. It falls on deaf ears. The usual outdoor lockdown is called, and it sets a record for shortness, as despite the producers' pleas in the DR for Cassi to leave the popular Jeff in the game, Cassi says, "I've got my mind made up. Let's get on with it." She goes to the back yard and summons the other HG to the living room for the PoV meeting. Cassi does allow the nominees to make sales pitches on camera, and Jordan makes the same sales pitch Jeff did. For the final time it falls on deaf ears, as Cassi vetoes D!ck's nomination, and Kalia replaces him on the block with Jeff. The meeting ends in the usual manner, then business quickly picks up in the DR, where Evil D!ck calls them all idiots for taking him down and says they''ll all pay the price, starting next week, and Jeff calls them all idiots and says they just handed D!ck 500 grand on a silver platter. After they all do their DR's, they scatter throughout the house, and scheming and plotting quickly resumes.
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97. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 6" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-28-11 AT 12:12 PM (EST)Okay, here is the next part: As the HG reenter the house after the PoV competition, they find cans of sardines and stalks of broccoli on the table, along with a note explaining that these were the items America had chosen for this week's have-nots to eat along with their slop. Dicque says, "They went easy on us, Adam. That could have been a lot worse." Adam says, "I wonder what the alternatives were?" "Probably something awful like Limburger cheese," says Dicque. "Or fried liver", says Adam. "Fried liver ain't bad if the cook knows what the hell he's doing", says Dicque. "But it ain't bacon", says Adam. The 2 of them quickly disappear with their stuff into the Have-not room and begin a little plotting. Cassi, Porsche and Kalia go up to the HoH Room to hang out. Porsche says, "Well, Cassi, what're you gonna do?" "It's a no-brainer", says Cassi. "I made a promise, and it's a promise that's to my advantage to keep." "Well, when you do, everybody in the place knows what I'm gonna do", says Kalia. "I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know who I've gotta get outta here to up my chances in this game, and his name starts with a J." "Yeah, it's the old split-up-the-power-couples deal you always see on other TV games", says Cassi, "and this game is no different. Then after we get rid of Jeff, we gotta get rid of Jordan too, because Jeff would be a sure vote for Jordan." Jeff, Jordan and Shelly gather in the dining room while Dominic hits the shower. Jeff says, "This setup is pretty obvious. Five'll get you ten Cassi will pull Dicque off the block. Then the standard play will be to put me up and split us up, then take Jordan out later." Jordan says bitterly, "A lotta imagination it takes to do that." "No, actually that's the right play," says Jeff. "This ain't rocket science. But what I have to do before that PoV meeting tomorrow is try to sell Cassi that Dicque is too good of a schemer to leave in the game and she needs to leave him up and vote him out. If she wants to put me up she can go ahead and do it, but if she pulls Dicque off the block she's likely to regret it sooner or later." Jeff heads up to the HoH Room where he finds Cassi with Porsche and Kalia. He makes his sales pitch, then the next morning he sees Cassi in the kitchen and makes the sales pitch again. It falls on deaf ears. The usual outdoor lockdown is called, and it sets a record for shortness, as despite the producers' pleas in the DR for Cassi to leave the popular Jeff in the game, Cassi says, "I've got my mind made up. Let's get on with it." She goes to the back yard and summons the other HG to the living room for the PoV meeting. Cassi does allow the nominees to make sales pitches on camera, and Jordan makes the same sales pitch Jeff did. For the final time it falls on deaf ears, as Cassi vetoes Dicque's nomination, and Kalia replaces him on the block with Jeff. Dicque says that part of him thinks Cassi's a fool to keep him around but he also knows that Jeff is a threat to win in the future. Jeff calls them all idiots and says that they just handed Dicque 500 grand on a silver platter. Cassi says that after Jeff is gone, she's going to keep her eye on Dicque but that right now her best option is to get rid of Jeff, then Jordan and then Dicque as he's too good of a schemer to keep around for very long. Kalia hopes that this doesn't come back to bite them. **************************************************************** Okay, Dicque was replaced by Jeff. Now it's time to decide who goes home -- Jeff or Jordan (which should probably be a total no-brainer). I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will be going home. BTW, I don't mind if Dicque makes it to the Final Three as long as Cassi makes it there as well -- and I'd prefer Cassi to win.
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10-28-11, 06:56 PM (EST)
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98. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 6" |
Later that night after the PoV meeting, D!ck and Adam are huddling in the Have-not Room. They have formed an unstated, cross-sides two-man alliance, one that is getting surprisingly little attention from the other HG. D!ck says, "Do these people not know their BB history? I am simply shocked that Cassi took me off the block. Why would they pull a former winner who could scheme the dress off a princess off the block? I don't understand these fools." Adam says, "I think they've been watching too much Survivor, and maybe too many old BB shows too. They fear that the known couple will vote together, and in favor of each other if one is on the jury and the other makes the final, so they think they can't risk leaving Jeff and Jordan in the house. Your game was four years ago, and I don't think some of these people remember how good a schemer you are. They might remember you as a total jerk, and I think that overshadows your scheming abilities to the point they forget how good a player you were." "I wasn't that good", says D!ck, "I was in there with a bunch of knuckleheads. They couldn't have got out of a paper bag if you gave them a knife."Out in the backyard, Jeff says to Jordan, "These jokers are the most myopic bunch of idiots I've ever seen in my life. All these boneheads can see is "Break up the power couple, get rid of a tough competitor, get rid of a short-fused a$$hole. Meanwhile there's a bigger a$$hole down there in the damn Have-not Room who's the worst conniver who ever set foot in the BB house, and who won his season DESPITE being the biggest a$$hole in the history of BB. Buncha dumba$$es." Shelly says, "Jeff, D!ck doesn't have any help since Daniele get sick, but you have the other former winner in the house with you, and she's so sweet nobody wants to hurt her feelings, so they want you out so they don't have to hurt Jordan." "No help, my a$$," says Jeff, "D!ck's down there in the Have-not Room right now scheming up a storm with Adam, the biggest Evil D!ck fan there is. Don't these people see this?" Jordan says, "Those three dummies up in the HoH Room right now can't see past their own faces and boobs in the mirror. I always see them looking in it. I don't think they remember Chima from two years ago, let alone D!ck from four years ago." Jeff grumbles, "This sucks. It just absolutely sucks. I'm on the block against the woman I love, one of us is going to the jury house no matter what we do, and since it's both of us we can't gain anything by campaigning no matter what we say. This game sucks, and if I'd known it was gonna be like this I'd have asked for a lot more than BB is paying me to come back." Up in the HoH Room, the Three Amigas quickly agree to target Jeff as the tougher competitor of the two, then they spend the rest of the night and pretty much all the way till Thursday in girl talk, when they're not sleeping or primping. They talk Dominic, who's been pretty much floating like a cork lately, into voting against Jeff. They know that the worst that can happen is a three-three tie, and that's no problem with Kalia as HoH. Kalia wants to get Adam or Shelly to vote against Jeff as well so she won't get any more blood on her hands than necessary, but her efforts in that vein over the rest of the week are to no avail. Thursday is pretty routine from the HoH Room lockdown all the way up through the live show, and to no one's surprise, when the vote is taken, Cassi, Porsche and Dominic all vote to evict Jeff, but D!ck, Adam and Shelly all refuse to take the onus off Kalia, and they all vote to evict Jordan. This creates a 3-3 tie, which Kalia breaks by voting out Jeff. Jeff takes his eviction like a gentleman, and after the usual hugs and handshakes he takes the walk of shame to the Chenbot. She asks what he thinks happened, and Jeff says, "I think a combination of things. My stupid behavior from before my first eviction didn't help, due to my competitiveness they might have figured they had to get me out while they could, and I think some of them forgot their BB history and forgot just who it is that's down in the Have-not Room right now, plotting away with his biggest fan. Mark my words, Julie, somebody in there, maybe seven more somebodys, will regret not voting D!ck out this week before this game is over." The goodbye messages are shown, most of which are fairly gracious since they know Jeff is the first juror, except for Jordan who is bitter and crying and vows to get as much revenge as she can before they send her to the jury house. The HG spend a few moments relaxing in the house, not saying much, then they are sent outside to do the HoH competition.
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10-29-11, 08:54 PM (EST)
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99. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 6" |
With one vote, here are the live eviction results:We begin with the Chenbot welcoming us to Day 48 and reminding us that Kalia, with the aid of Cassi and Porsche executed a successful strategy to backdoor Jeff. The plan involved putting up Dicque and Jordan and having Cassi use the PoV on Dicque so Jeff was put up beside his girlfriend. The Chenbot wonders if Jeff will be evicted again. But before we get to that, we once again see Cassi use the Veto and Kalia backdoor Jeff. Jeff says that he didn't have America give him a second chance and take the second chance only to get voted out again! But he doesn't want to campaign against Jordan either. Jordan tells us that Kalia reassured her that she isn't the target. Jordan wishes that she was. Kalia knows that things are going well for the newbies but she can't get her hopes up too high. Dicque says that Cassi really should have left him on the chopping block instead of sparing him so Jeff could be sent to the jury. He wonders if Cassi is intimidated by him or just a fool. Cassi tells us that she's watching Dicque and if she wins HOH again, she might get rid of him next. Later that night after the PoV meeting, Dicque and Adam are huddling in the Have-not Room. They have formed an unstated, cross-sides two-man alliance which only Cassi seems to have noticed amongst the other houseguests (maybe because she was with them until Dicque returned to the veterans). Dicque says, "Do these people not know their BB history? I am simply shocked that Cassi took me off the block. Why would they pull a former winner who could scheme the dress off a princess off the block? I don't understand these fools." Adam says, "I think they've been watching too much Survivor, and maybe too many old BB shows too. They fear that the known couple will vote together, and in favor of each other if one is on the jury and the other makes the final, so they think they can't risk leaving Jeff and Jordan in the house. Your game was four years ago, and I don't think some of these people remember how good a schemer you are. They might remember you as a total jerk, and I think that overshadows your scheming abilities to the point they forget how good a player you were." "I wasn't that good," says Dicque. "I was in there with a bunch of knuckleheads. They couldn't have got out of a paper bag if you gave them a knife." At this point, we hear Dominic say that he doesn't fear Dicque because he's such a jerk. Out in the backyard, Jeff says to Jordan, "These jokers are the most myopic bunch of idiots I've ever seen in my life. All these boneheads can see is 'Break up the power couple, get rid of a tough competitor, get rid of a short-fused a$$hole.' Meanwhile there's a bigger a$$hole down there in the damn Have-not Room who's the worst conniver who ever set foot in the BB house, and who won his season DESPITE being the biggest a$$hole in the history of BB. Buncha dumba$$es." Shelly says, "Jeff, Dicque doesn't have any help since Daniele get sick, but you have the other former winner in the house with you, and she's so sweet nobody wants to hurt her feelings, so they want you out so they don't have to hurt Jordan." "No help, my a$$," says Jeff. "Dicque's's down there in the Have-not Room right now scheming up a storm with Adam, the biggest Evil Dicque fan there is. Don't these people see this?" We hear a confessional from Cassi saying that she's going to have to get rid of Dicque before Jordan. Unaware of Cassi's thinking, Jordan says, "Those three dummies up in the HoH Room right now can't see past their own faces and boobs in the mirror. I always see them looking in it. I don't think they remember Chima from two years ago, let alone Dicque from four years ago." Jeff grumbles, "This sucks. It just absolutely sucks. I'm on the block against the woman I love, one of us is going to the jury house no matter what we do, and since it's both of us we can't gain anything by campaigning no matter what we say. This game sucks, and if I'd known it was gonna be like this I'd have asked for a lot more than BB is paying me to come back." Up in the HoH Room, the Three Amigas quickly agree to target Jeff as the tougher competitor of the two, and then Kalia and Porsche spend the rest of the night and pretty much all the way till Thursday in girl talk, when they're not sleeping or primping. Only Cassi watches Adam or Dicque. Dominic is only too happy to vote out Jeff and Cassi tells him that if she wins the next HOH competition she might try to backdoor Dicque. Although he protests that Dicque is a jerk and she agrees she also points out that he won despite being such an a$$ and he's a known schemer. The Three Amigas know that the worst that can happen is a three-three tie, and that's no problem with Kalia as HoH. Kalia wants to get Adam or Shelly to vote against Jeff as well so she won't get any more blood on her hands than necessary, but her efforts in that vein over the rest of the week are to no avail. We then see the Chenbot go to the houseguests live. She begins by asking Dicque how it felt to be in the Have-Not room again. He says that he wasn't too happy to have the $10,000 taken away but at least Adam was there with him. When asked if she thinks Jeff is a short-fused a$$hole, Cassi says that she thinks on occasion he is a short-fused a$$hole, but she actually thinks there are worse a$$holes than him in the house. Right now, she thinks he's more of a strong competitor than a short-fused a$$hole. The Chenbot asks Jeff he thinks America chose to bring him back into the house. Jeff says that it's probably because of the America's Sweetheart label that Jordan has and the fact that he's her boyfriend. They want to see them back together again and now they might not see it for long. How is Jordan holding up through this roller coaster? Its been crazy. Shes ready to fight her heart out for the rest of the season. The Chenbot tells them that whomever is evicted now will become the first juror. No real reaction from the group, but then they probably had figured that out by now anyway. Next up, we've seen Shelly stick by Jeff & Jordan all through the game. What do her husband, Tony, and her eight-year-old daughter, Josie, think? Tony says theres never a dull moment with her around. She was voted Homecoming Queen and is the life of the party. But more importantly, shes a great mom. Josie introduces herself and she kind of looks like a mini-Shelly. She says its hard on her because she misses her mom. She is glad that Shelly picked Jeff & Jordan's side but she is aware that they are going up against great odds. She hopes Jeff & Jordan can pull through. Tony says Shelly normally performs well under pressure, but lately it seems like the house is getting to her emotionally. Josie says if she could tell her mom one thing right now, it would be, I love you. Now it's time to talk to HOH Kalia privately. What was it like to see Brendon go out and see Jeff come back in the game? She says that it was great but she had to think about what was best for her and what was best for her was getting rid of Jeff for a second time. What was her thinking in putting Dicque and Jordan on the block this week? Kalia said that it was simply to try and avoid the possibility that Jeff might win the PoV and take himself off the block. And if worst came to worst, they could always get rid of one of the other two. Does she feel that having Dicque off the block is a terrible mistake? She says that they can get rid of Dicque next week if he begins stirring up $hit. Right now, he's less of a threat than Jeff and Jordan would clearly try to save Jeff if she was taken off. It's time for the nominees to plead their cases. Jordan says that she's glad they brought Jeff back to spend a week with her. Jeff begs the other houseguests to watch out for Dicque. He's too much of a threat to be allowed to stay around for much longer. Cassi is seen nodding. Time to vote. Dominic is up first. He votes to evict Jeff. Adam is up next and he votes to evict Jordan. Cassi is up next and she sadly votes to evict Jeff. Dicque is up next and he votes to evict Jordan. Porsche is up next and she votes to evict Jeff, but Shelly votes to evict Jordan. The Chenbot: We have a tie. Kalia, as the HOH you must break the tie. Kalia: Although it must be hard for you to come back in only to be sent back out, Jeff, I have to vote to evict you. Jeff takes his eviction like a gentleman, and after the usual hugs and handshakes he takes the walk of shame to the Chenbot. She asks what he thinks happened, and Jeff says, "I think a combination of things. My stupid behavior from before my first eviction didn't help, due to my competitiveness they might have figured they had to get me out while they could, and I think some of them forgot their BB history and forgot just who it is that's down in the Have-not Room right now, plotting away with his biggest fan. M ark my words, Julie, somebody in there, maybe seven more somebodys, will regret not voting Dicque out this week before this game is over." The goodbye messages are shown, most of which are fairly gracious since they know Jeff is the first juror, except for Jordan who is bitter and crying and vows to get as much revenge as she can before they send her to the jury house. Jeff says hes thankful to everybody who voted him back into the game. It sucks to get evicted and sucks more for it to happen twice. But at least he gets to help decide who wins half a million dollars. **************************************************************** Okay, Jeff is out of the Big Brother house -- again -- and is the first juror. Now you must decide who will win the next HOH competition, which will be the soap competition at this time in the real-life game. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will be the new HOH.
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10-30-11, 02:30 AM (EST)
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100. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 6" |
The HG are summoned to the backyard for the HoH competition. As they draw for positions and take their places (minus Kalia, who can't compete since she's outgoing HoH), we see Jordan in the DR saying that she has to win this HoH or she's going on the block, then we see D!ck in the DR saying basically the same thing. The competition begins as the live show goes off the air. We see Adam quickly falling behind, while Shelly holds a slight early lead. In a DR that was obviously done after the competition was over, we see Adam grumbling about having a physical competition requiring some skill at a time when he really needed a win, because he's too much of a klutz to win such a competition. As we return to the competition, we see Shelly struggling and falling back to the pack. We see a DR from Shelly lamenting her poor performance in the competition when she needed a win to control her own destiny and get the right nominations made for her game. The competition continues on, with DR sessions sprinkled in throughout, and Dominic seems to be the only one not struggling that much. Though several HG are seen screwing the competition up, nobody seems to be throwing it either, but Dominic never does screw it up and pulls out to a comfortable lead and eventually wins the competition with relative ease, taking the HoH position for the first time. As Chenbot says, "Congratulations, Dominic. You are the new HoH.", the HG quickly head inside to clean up and we see DR sessions from the other HG lamenting how screwed they are or expressing concern that thy don't know where Dominic's head is at since they haven't talked much game with him. Then we see Dominic himself in the DR, crowing up a storm that he won one right when he needed it, and now the $hit's gonna hit the fan for a couple people in the house. Then SeeBS goes to a commercial.
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10-31-11, 11:21 AM (EST)
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101. "Big Brother 13: What If? Round 7" |
Here is the next round, a day late because of The Amazing Race:Previously on Big Brother 13: What If? Jeff came back to the house after America chose him to compete against Brendon, but he lost the HOH competition to Kalia. Then he had to watch as Dicque and his girlfriend Jordan were nominated, knowing full well that he was probably the target of a backdoor nomination. Worse yet, he lost the PoV competition to Cassi, who was going to send him to the jury. Although Jeff & Jordan tried to talk Cassi into leaving the nominations where they stood, Cassi used the PoV on Dicque and Kalia backdoored Jeff. In the end, there was a tie vote which Kalia broke and Jeff became the first jury member. With Jeff gone, its time to figure out who the next HOH will be. This competition is called All Washed Up. On the Chenbots go, each houseguest will fill up their cup with as much liquid soap as they can, from a barrel, and transfer it across the yard to a bowl. As the bowl fills, a ping pong ball will rise. The first houseguest to fill the bowl to the point of being able to grab the ball and remove it will be the new HOH. But heres the thing the floor they have to walk across between the soap and the bowl is very slippery. Its like a giant homemade slip-n-slide. So they cant move too quickly. And that cup theyre using to carry the soap? Its really small. And theyre off! Each houseguest is trying a slightly different strategy. Some are taking big, slow steps. Others are sliding their feet. Still others are moving quickly and just sliding at the end. But its not slippery enough yet, so more soap is dumped from above them. Porsche tells us the course is slippery. Jordan knows she has to win or hope that Shelly wins in order to keep herself off the block. Shelly feels the same way. Dicque isn't worried -- he thinks the others are too dumb to go after him. Cassi, meanwhile, is aware of Jeff's warning about Dicque and she thinks if she or one of her side is the new HOH, she should convince that person to backdoor Dicque while putting up the obvious targets of Jordan and Shelly. Dominic is determined to win something since the first PoV win. Between the eviction and the HOH competition, Jordan is crying as Shelly consoles her. Cassi is also sympathetic. We go back to the competition, where it looks like Dominic is leading the pack. Kalia and Porsche both hope that one of the Three Amigas is the new HOH. Shelly thinks shes the only person in the house who knows what a dishwasher is, since no one else cleans. Apparently Adam wanted a Slip N Slide for the house, and now he has one. People start falling. Porsche questions the rain, since it doesnt usually rain in L.A. Jordan slips, and there are so many bubbles on the course that she actually vanishes for a few seconds. Shelly thinks Jordan's adorable in the humilitard and bubbles but is too worried about losing to think of Jordan. Some time later, Kalia tries to cheer on Porsche and Cassi. Cassi urges her to cheer on Dominic as well. Dominic is still in the lead, with Cassi in second and Porsche in third. About an hour into the competition, the soap is starting to affect peoples vision, especially Jordan and Adams. Adam wipes out, falling hard on his butt. Dicque checks out the competition, noting that the top three are still the top 3. He slips at that moment. Shelly is giving the competition her all. Dominic is glad that he's doing so well and hopes that he can win this one. Kalia thinks it would be amazing if Porsche won. Dominic keeps pulling away from Cassi and Porsche, who are both trying just enough to make sure nobody else wins. After an hour and a half, one person extracts the Ping Pong ball: Chenbot: Congratulations, Dominic, you are the new HOH. Dominic cheers and hugs Cassi, Porsche and Kalia as the last one gives him the HOH key. He's thrilled that another veteran or at least an ally of the veterans will be in trouble. Porsche is a little frustrated at not winning but is happy that a newbie won. Cassi is glad that Dicque didn't win. ***************************************************************** Okay, Dominic is the new HOH. Now it's time to decide both whom Dominic will pick as the Have-Nots (who will have hard boiled eggs and jalapenos as supplements) and who will be the next nominees. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the two (or three) people with the most votes will be on slop, hard boiled eggs and jalapenos while the next two with the most votes will be the nominees.
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10-31-11, 08:08 PM (EST)
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102. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 7" |
After the HG go back in the house to clean up after the HoH competition, we see a series of DR sessions. D!ck and Jordan both think they are screwed because they are the only vets left and are former winners, Adam and Shelly both think they are screwed for being too friendly with D!ck and Jordan and for being lousy in the competitions, and Porsche, Cassi and Kalia all are ready to paint targets on D!ck's and Jordan's backs. Dominic gloats blatantly about having finally won one when he needed it, and now he's gonna stick it to a couple of people bigtime. After doing the HoH Room thing later that night, Porshe, Cassi and Kalia remain behind in the HoH Room to hash things out with Dominic. They all want Dominic to put up D!ck and Jordan straight off the get-go, no pussyfooting around, but Dominic reminds them that Adam and Shelly have both been too friendly with D!ck and Jordan, and says they should be considered for eviction as well. Down in the kitchen, the rest of the HG gather, with the Evil One saying, "I don't know if it's gonna be straight up or through the back door, but it's a pretty good bet Jordan and I will be the nominees this week." Adam say, "I don't feel safe either. I've sucked at the competitions, and if those four geniuses upstairs have been paying attention, at least one or two of them have had to notice me hanging out with you, D!ck." Shelly then brings up the possibility of a double eviction as well as a Pandora's Box. "They always have some kind of fast forward night, and if they're gonna do that it's gotta be in the next two weeks, and if there's to be a Pandora's Box, they'll do that in the next two or three weeks too," she says. They hash that over for a while then go hit the hay, expecting a Have-not competition the next day. That's not quite the way it works out. The next morning after an outdoor lockdown, the HG enter the house to find hard boiled eggs and jalapenos on the table, with a note explaining that Dominic as the HoH would choose the three Have-nots for the week. He chooses Jordan, D!ck and Adam, and D!ck says, "I suppose the nominatons are gonna be two of us also." With a smirk on his face, Dominic says, "We'll find that out tonight, won't we?" A series of DR's follows, with D!ck saying, "Don't bull$hit an old bull$hitter, Dominic. You know you're gonna nominate two of us 3, I know you're gonna nominate 2 of us 3. You couldn't have been more obvious." Dominic fires back saying, "Who the hell did you expect me to pick? We're down to eight people here, and I'm not gonna pick three from my team." Over the course of the day, D!ck and Dominic cross paths twice, having arguments both times, with both being complete jerks, then shortly before dinner BB calls an outdoor lockdown. Dominic does what he has to do as fast as they'll let him, and soon he summons the HG to the nomination ceremony and produces the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. He pulls Cassi's key, she pulls Porsche's, Porsche pulls Kalia's, Kalia pulls Shelly's, and to the surprise of several HG, Shelly pulls Jordan's. Dominic says, "Adam and D!ck, I have nominated you two for eviction this week. D!ck, you're the most notorious former winner of this game, and Adam, I have not missed that you have been talking a lot of game with him. This way at least one of you will be certain to be up for eviction. This ceremony is closed." He removes the wheel, and the HG scatter to do their DR's and conspire about the nominations.
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11-01-11, 07:46 PM (EST)
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103. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 7" |
Okay, here are the Have-Nots and the nominations:Later, after everyone has cleaned up, Jordan congratulates Dominic in the bedroom. However, she realizes that she's still in danger just because she's a former winner. She only hopes that she doesn't go on the block again. In the kitchen, Kalia is thrilled that Dicque didn't win. Adam is worried that he'll be a target as well, as is Shelly. They both are very close to veterans and thus are at risk from the power foursome. However, Shelly feels that she's the least likely of the four to be in danger. As she puts it, she's no threat to win anything anytime soon. Dicque isn't a fool either. He knows that Jeff warned all the other houseguests about Dicque and figures that at least some of them are thinking about getting rid of him. He's sure Cassi is one of them. He just hopes he isn't backdoored -- or that he wins the PoV competition. Cassi, Kalia and Porsche are ready to paint targets on Dicque and Jordan's back, with Cassi wanting to paint it on Dicque's the most since Jordan's not as big a strategic or challenge threat. Dominic gloats openly about finally winning an HOH challenge and sticking it to some people. Dominic later urges everyone to paste a fake smile and come on up to the HOH room. Dicque's the only one who can't really bring himself to even fake a smile. There are photos of his parents as well as a letter from his mother. Dominic reads it out loud and Dicque pooh-poohs it, much to Dominic's anger. Eventually, everyone leaves except Cassi, Kalia and Porsche. They all agree that Dicque should be the main target but they don't know who to put up against him. Cassi, Kalia and Porsche all think Jordan should be put up alongside Dicque, although Kalia and Porsche are more for it than Cassi. However, Dominic points out that Adam is Dicque's biggest fan and probably should be put up against him. Although Kalia and Porsche are still insistent that Dominic put up Jordan beside Dicque, Cassi is willing to consider leaving Jordan off the block this week and tells him this. Later, in the kitchen, Dicque asks Shelly if she wants him to make her something. Apparently she eats like an eight-year-old. A partial list of foods Shelly hasnt seen/heard of that the other houseguests eat/drink: coconut water, avocados, pita chips, golden pears, and hummus. Cassi's surprised that Shelly hasnt heard of some normal foods. Shellys just happy with English muffins and PB&J. The houseguests learn that the Have Nots foods for the week are hardboiled eggs and jalapenos. Jordan's worried about the jalapenos. Dominic gets to pick the Have Nots, and chooses Adam, Dicque and Jordan. Dicque says, "I guess this means two of the three of us will be on the chopping block, eh?" Dominic says, "Probably, but you will have to wait and see." As he and the other newbies leave, Shelly joins the other four, relieved that she's not a Have-Not. The Evil One says, "Well, it's official. You're probably the only one who's clearly safe, Shelly." Adam say, "Yeah. I've sucked at the competitions, and if those four geniuses upstairs have been paying attention, at least one or two of them have had to notice me hanging out with you, Dicque." Shelly then brings up the possibility of a double eviction as well as a Pandora's Box. "They always have some kind of fast forward night, and if they're gonna do that it's gotta be in the next two weeks, and if there's to be a Pandora's Box, they'll do that in the next two or three weeks too," she says. Later in the backyard Dicque tells Dominic, "Don't bull$hit an old bull$hitter, Dominic. You know you're gonna nominate two of us 3, I know you're gonna nominate 2 of us 3. You couldn't have been more obvious." Dominic fires back saying, "Who the hell did you expect me to pick? We're down to eight people here, and I'm not gonna pick three from my team." Cassi says in confessional that this is all the more reason why she wants Dicque out of the house -- he's going to stir up $hit as much as possible. Kalia adds that she's ready to get rid of Dicque and Dominic might follow pretty soon after. Up in the HOH room, the four newbies talk. Dominic is ready and willing to get rid of Dicque and Cassi, Kalia and Porsche are all for getting rid of him as well. Kalia and Porsche are also considering putting up with Jordan for another week if it means Dicque goes home. Dominic contemplates the picture wall. Adam knows he could be on the block. Dicque is sure he'll be one of those who are on the block. Jordan just hopes she's not on the block again. Dominic says that Jordan deserves a break and he might well give it to her. Everyone gathers at the now-smaller table for the nomination ceremony. Dominic produces the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. He pulls Cassi's key, she pulls Porsche's, Porsche pulls Kalia's, Kalia pulls Shelly's, and to the surprise of three houseguests (including Shelly & Jordan), Shelly pulls Jordan's. Dominic says, "Adam and Dicque, I have nominated you two for eviction this week. Dicque, you're the most notorious former winner of this game, and Adam, I have not missed that you have been talking a lot of game with him. This way at least one of you will be certain to be up for eviction." Jordan can't believe that she's safe! She's delighted that she's safe. Adam says that his status as Dicque's #1 fan has come back to bite him. Dicque is sure that he's the target and hopes to win the PoV competition. Dominic hopes that Dicque doesn't win it but will live with it if he does. **************************************************************** Okay, Adam & Dicque are on the chopping block. I want you to decide who will compete in the PoV competition with them and Dominic. The three people with the most votes will join them (with the one that's out of the loop being the host). Then, I want you to decide who wins the PoV. The person with the most votes there will win it. I'll take votes until tomorrow, so vote wisely.
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104. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 7" |
Belle Book, I'll leave it to you to decide when to throw any Pandora's boxes in there, as I'm not 100% sure when they were. My take on probable PoV stuff is as follows:After a day off from competitions (but not off from game talk and conniving and other activities in the house), the HG hit the sack and most of them toss and turn and can't sleep worth a $hit, between expecting D!ck to resurrect his pots-and-pans banging late at night and worrying about how screwed they are. In a rare occurrence, BB does not have to try all that hard to wake the HG up, because all of them are up by midmorning, nervously awaiting the PoV player picking meeting that could be the most critical one of the season, as all of them fear that a double eviction is coming on the Thursday live show. Late in the morning, Dominic announces tht it is time to pick players, and the HG gather in the living room as Dominic produces the Bag of Doom. As HoH he picks first, and he gets "Houseguest's Choice", which he uses to pick Cassi. D!ck draws Porsche, and Adam draws Shelly. Dominic reads off the usual spiel to end the meeting, and the HG head for the kitchen and backyard, from which several of them are called to the DR. D!ck complains in the DR that the draw went about as poorly as it could have for him, Jordan whines that she can't get a break and that it really sucks having to sit out what could be a critical PoV contest for her chances in the game. Adam gripes that the three choices all either are against him or suck at competitions, so he's totally screwed. After lunch and DR's, Kalia gets her turn in the DR, then as Dominic's choice as host announces that it's time for the competition to begin. Adam turns out not to be as screwed as he feared, as Shelly and Dominic screw up the competition and Adam outright beats the others, winning the PoV when he needed it most. In post-competition DR's Adam thanks his lucky stars he won this one, D!ck compains about how screwed he is because Dominic will now probably put up Jordan, Jordan complains that she's probably the one who's screwed because she's gonna get backdoored, and Dominic says that wasn't so bad because now it's gonna be former winner vs. former winner. Knowing this is a likely possibility, D!ck heads for the HoH Room to try to talk Dominic out of nominating Jordan after Adam, as they all assume, takes himself off the block.
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105. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 7" |
The Fast-Forward round will be after the upcoming eviction and after the eviction that ends the Fast-Forward round, we'll have Pandora's Box. With that, here are the results:We flash back to the blue-toned past to once again watch Dominic make his nominations. Once the ceremony is adjourned, we get the guitar riff to color and hear the usual commentary from the peanut gallery. Diary Room Dicque isn't surprised by his nominations. He vows to win the PoV and get back at Dominic and Cassi. Adam thinks he'll be safe if the nominations remain the same as Dicque is stronger in challenges, more strategic and a former winner, but Adam doesn't want to rely on others to save him -- he wants to save himself. Dominic is delighted with his nominations. He knows that at least one person in the alliance between Adam and Dicque will be going home and he wants it to be Dicque. Jordan is shocked that she isn't on the block, but she's not complaining either. She hopes the nominations remain the same. Immediately after the nomination ceremony, we find Adam and Dicque eating a bowl of slop in the kitchen. Dicque jokingly asks Adam what it feels like to be on the block, since up until now, they were two of three who had never been nominated (the other one being Porsche). Adam says that it's awful, but he's seen people react badly to nominations, especially Rachel, and he has no intention of making an a$$ of himself. Dicque later goes into the Have Not room and talks to Jordan, who is still in a state of shock that she wasn't nominated. Out on the couches, Kalia and Porsche are chatting happily over the nominations. They are thrilled that Adam and Dicque have been nominated. However, they both sober up as Kalia realizes that Dicque could become unsufferable and resurrect his pots-and-pans banging routine late at night. Porsche notes that if Dicque resurrects such a routine, he'll only be safe if he wins the PoV. If he doesn't, he's a goner. Kalia agrees, adding, "Then we must make certain that he doesn't win the PoV!" Porsche agrees, adding that Dicque needs to go home very soon! Later in the kitchen, Dicque and Jordan are getting some food when Dominic walks in. Dicque starts needling Dominic, saying that Dominic is controlled by three women, only one of whom has enough brains to compete with Dicque. He doesn't say who that one is, but Dominic seems to guess who. Dominic denies that Kalia and Porsche control him and adds that at least Cassi is a nice young woman, unlike Dicque. Jordan quickly takes her leave as Dicque gets into a fierce argument with Dominic, with both guys looking like total jacka$$es, although Dicque looks worse than Dominic. Dominic decides in private not to let Dicque's shenanigans get to him but as soon as he walks outside, he admits to Cassi and Kalia that he's ready to punch Dicque in the face. Cassi urges him to just walk away and not let Dicque make him look like an a$$. And that's when Dicque walks out. Dicque continues needling Dominic but instead of yelling back at Dicque, Dominic decides to follow Cassi's advice and walks back inside. Dicque tries to follow Dominic but Cassi gets in between the two guys. Then she and Kalia leave, with steam coming out of Dicque's ears. With that, its now time to pick the players for the POV competition. As always, the HOH and nominees will randomly select the other contestants. Dominic gets "Houseguest's Choice" and picks Cassi. Dicque picks Porsche and Adam picks Shelly. Kalia gets chosen to host. Out in the back yard, we get a moment of comedy as its time for Jordan to lose her unitard, which means shes about to do a strip tease. Adams all for the idea of Jordan stripping (I defy any man to not be), though he admits that he figured Porsche would be the first to do so. The strip tease itself is very cute. Adam and Cassi each get one of Jordans fuzzy pink slippers, Dicque gets the Dunce beanie because its Daniele's birthday, Shelly gets the tutu wrapped around her neck, and Dominic gets the entire unitard flung at him when Jordan finally takes it off. Jordan is fully clothed underneath, but everyone has a good time. Dicque complains in the DR that the draw went about as poorly as it could have for him. Jordan whines that she can't get a break and that it really sucks having to sit out what could be a critical PoV contest for her chances in the game. Adam gripes that the three choices all either are against him or suck at competitions, so he's totally screwed. In two more confessionals, Kalia claims, "Four veterans down and two to go, as well as two newbies on their side!" Dominic is ready for whatever happens. After a commercial break, the door to the storage room opens, and out steps the infamous Zingbot 3000. Everyone is excited to see Big Brothers favorite insult comic enter the house, so they all rush down to meet it -- even Dicque, even though he's grumbling as he does so. With everyone in the kitchen, the Zingbot officially introduces itself. Apparently it's a lady in the suit. Cassi says that at least Rachel was evicted before the Zingbot showed up since it would be way too easy to make fun of Rachel. The Zingbot doesn't reply to that. The first target is Dominic. "Hey, Dominic! Let me know when you get lucky with a woman!" A lot of people are surprised to learn that Dominic is a virgin. Then the Zingbot turns and asks, Porsche, shouldnt you be named after a car with a roomier trunk? Cassi is up next and is zinged for being a model, and Cassi has to admit that she's a model. Next, Dicque is asked if he was born nasty or just acts that way on television. Next -- Adam, good call shaving your beard. I think your girlfriend didnt realize she was dating Uncle Fester! Then we hear the Zingbot say, Shelly, what do you call someone who likes to smoke, hunt, and fish? A dude!" Afterwards it says, Kalia, you write a sex blog, but you seem to be an expert on the things done after sex
like sleeping! Kalia isn't very amused. Finally, Hey Jordan (this should be good), the only reason Jeff hasnt proposed yet is because he knows youre terrible at answering questions! Jordan takes it in stride, saying that at least her relationship isn't as dysfunctional as that of Radon, which makes everyone laugh. With that, its time for the Veto competition. Everyone heads outside, where the back yard is decorated like a robotics lab. Dicque gets in a zinger of his own as he notes that Rachel may have fancied herself a scientists but Unless scientists serve mai tais, shes just a waitress. Since Kalia is the official host of the competition, Zingbot gives her the card to read. Heres how the competition will work. Apparently Zingbot wants a wife, so each player has an incomplete robot frame. They must use puzzle pieces to cover up all exposed areas on all four sides of said frame. Once theyre done, they must attach arms and a head, then hit the buzzer. First one to correctly assemble the fembot wins. And theyre off! Everyone rushes to grab their pieces, but once they start assembling, the strategies start to unfold. Dicque and Dominic want to win, but theyre having a lot of trouble finding pieces that fit. Porsche and Shelly are throwing this one as they aren't in any danger. Adam and Cassi are the only ones employing a real strategy -- the same one, in fact. They both take pieces with the most holes and find the spots where the pieces line up. They then use the pieces as bases to properly line other pieces around the parts they use. However, Adam is out in front. Dicque finally begins making progress, but Adam is way ahead of him and is pulling ahead of Cassi. Most of the players instead seem to use the time to think up zingers for the diary room. Most of them are directed at Adam and Kalia, and relate to them being experts at dating objects that require assembly and chargers. But then one finishes: Kalia: Congratulations, Adam! You have won the Power of Veto! Adam cheers as he receives the medallion. In post-competition DR's Adam thanks his lucky stars he won this one, Dicque compains about how screwed he is because Dominic will now probably put up Jordan, Jordan complains that she's probably the one who's screwed because she's gonna get backdoored, and Dominic says that wasn't so bad because now it's gonna be former winner vs. former winner. **************************************************************** Okay, Adam has won the PoV and will probably use it. Now I want you to decide who will replace him -- Jordan or Shelly. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will be the replacement nominee.
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106. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 7" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-03-11 AT 03:38 AM (EST)It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what Dominic is probably thinking, and D!ck, who's smarter than the average bear when it comes to BB, having won it once and survived six eliminations already the second time, figures Dominic will put up Jordan, who is so sweet that nobody will vote her out when the other nominee is mean, nasty old Evil D!ck, and D!ck will be headed to the jury house. So D!ck heads to the HoH Room to make a sales pitch. He says to Dominic, "Dominic, I might be dumb but I'm not stupid. I know damn well I'm the target, and I know you're not gonna risk anybody from your side till you have to, so you're gonna put up Shelly or Jordan, and I suspect you're gonna pick Jordan to ensure you get me out. But you might wanna think this one through before you do that. Sure, if you do that, my a$$ is gra$$, because when you're picking between two former winners and one is as sweet as a truckload of sugar and the other is mean, nasty old Evil D!ck, I'm gonna lose, and it's probably gonna be five-oh. But do you really want to take me out? If you let her stay in with me gone, and she wins when she has to and makes the final against you, you're screwed and you know it. But if you nominate Shelly instead, you can take her out which is good for your side because she's been floating like a cork all game long and can't be trusted, and you keep me in and can use me as a final two goat, because if you did you'd beat me 7-0 with this crowd as jurors." Dominic smiles and says to D!ck, "I'm not stupid either, D!ck. I know all about your season and I know you got five votes in the final, that after being a miserable sonofab1tch for 70-something freakin' days. Anybody who's capable of that, I want out of this house." D!ck argues with him for several minutes but his arguments appear to fall on deaf ears. Meanwhile, downstairs in the Have-not Room, Adam, Jordan and Shelly are huddling. Jordan says "I'm pretty nervous about this PoV meeting. When you take yourself off the block, I'm 100% sure Dominic is gonna backdoor me." Adam says, "Yeah, that sucks, but I gotta do what I gotta do to cover my a$$, just in case." "Oh, I know that", says Jordan, "but pawns sometimes go home." "Dom has to get D!ck out if he has any brains," says Adam, "D!ck got 5 votes last time after spending 70+ days being as mean as a rattlesnake, so Dom would be stupid not to put up the one person he can't beat." "Can't beat me, sure" says Jordan, "I'll feel a whole lot safer about that after the vote Thursday." After the usual outdoor lockdown, Adam calls the HG in for the veto meeting. He begins with the normal opening speech, then says, "Because my name is not Marcellas either, I am now vetoing my nomination for eviction." Dominic gets up and says "When you have the chance to cut the head off a snake, you better put yourself in the best possible position to whack the head off without getting bit. In furtherance of that objective, I hereby nominate Jordan, who is anything but a snake, for eviction this week." Adam then says, "This veto meeting is adjourned", and puts the veto medallion back in its box. As they get up, D!ck says, "So I'm a snake, huh?" and an ugly argument breaks out between him and Dominic and they have to be separated. In the DR D!ck says a lot of ugly things about Dominic that cause CBS to get hundreds of angry emails when they air on Tuesday, then later Dominic in the DR says that if he weren't already certain D!ck was getting evicted, his a$$hole behavior after the veto meeting would have sealed his doom for sure. The CBS show ends there, but it's just the beginning of several days of tension and ugliness in the house.
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107. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 7" |
After the competition, Dicque heads to the HoH Room to make a sales pitch. He says to Dominic, "Dominic, I might be dumb but I'm not stupid. I know damn well I'm the target, and I know you're not gonna risk anybody from your side till you have to, so you're gonna put up Shelly or Jordan, and I suspect you're gonna pick Jordan to ensure you get me out. But you might wanna think this one through before you do that. Sure, if you do that, my a$$ is gra$$, because when you're picking between two former winners and one is as sweet as a truckload of sugar and the other is mean, nasty old Evil D!ck, I'm gonna lose, and it's probably gonna be five-zero. But do you really want to take me out? If you let her stay in with me gone, and she wins when she has to and makes the final against you, you're screwed and you know it. But if you nominate Shelly instead, you can take her out which is good for your side because she's been floating like a cork all game long and can't be trusted, and you keep me in and can use me as a final two goat, because if you did you'd beat me 7-0 with this crowd as jurors."Dominic smiles and says to Dicque, "I'm not stupid either, Dicque. I know all about your season and I know you got five votes in the final, that after being a miserable sonofab1tch for 70-something freakin' days. Anybody who's capable of that, I want out of this house." Dicque argues with him for several minutes but his arguments appear to fall on deaf ears. Meanwhile, downstairs in the Have-not Room, Adam, Jordan and Shelly are huddling. Jordan says "I'm pretty nervous about this PoV meeting. When you take yourself off the block, I'm 100% sure Dominic is gonna backdoor me." Adam says, "Yeah, that sucks, but I gotta do what I gotta do to cover my a$$, just in case." "Oh, I know that's true", says Jordan, "but pawns sometimes go home." "Dom has to get Dicque out if he has any brains," says Adam, "Dicque got 5 votes last time after spending 70+ days being as mean as a rattlesnake, so Dom would be stupid not to put up the one person he can't beat." "Can't beat me, sure" says Jordan, "I'll feel a whole lot safer about that after the vote Thursday." Cassi goes in to check on Jordan and reassures Jordan that if Dominic backdoors her in place of Adam, Cassi will vote out Dicque. Cassi wants Dicque out even more than Dominic. Jordan thanks her. Adam prepares for the PoV commentary, and we get the usual commentary. He admits that although he's sad that Jordan will go up in his place, he isn't going to risk his game safety once he has it. Cassi says that she's going to keep her word to Jordan to save her and vote out Dicque. She's also going to convince Kalia and Porsche to do the same thing. Dominic regrets that a real sweetheart will be going up against Dicque, but that's the best way to get rid of Dicque. Dicque says that his only chance to survive is if he's up against Shelly, but he's no dummy. He's sure Jordan's going up against him. Jordan also is sure she's going up against Dicque but she is more worried than he is that she'll be going home if she's put up. After the usual outdoor lockdown, Adam calls the HG in for the veto meeting. He begins with the normal opening speech, then says, "Because my name is not Marcellas either, I am now vetoing my nomination for eviction." Dominic gets up and says "When you have the chance to cut the head off a snake, you had better put yourself in the best possible position to whack the head off without getting bit. In furtherance of that objective, I hereby nominate Jordan, who is anything but a snake, for eviction this week." Adam then says, "This veto meeting is adjourned", and puts the veto medallion back in its box. As they get up, Dicque says, "So I'm a snake, huh?" and an ugly argument breaks out between him and Dominic and they have to be separated. In the DR Dicque says a lot of ugly things about Dominic and then Dominic in the DR says that if he weren't already certain Dicque was getting evicted, his a$$hole behavior after the veto meeting would have sealed his doom for sure. Cassi plans to avoid Dicque as much as possible. Jordan just hopes that Dicque continues to hang himself. **************************************************************** Okay, Jordan is now up alongside Dicque. Now I want you to decide which one will go home -- Dicque or Jordan, hopefully Dicque. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will be going home.
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108. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 7" |
After the exchange of unpleasantries after the veto meeting and the nasty DR's on both sides, an extremely testy several days between Dominic and Evil D1ck begins. It gets to the point where Dominic spends as much time as possible holed up in the HoH Room and D1ck is ordered by BB not to go up there, under penalty of getting a penalty vote assessed against him if he does. At one point or another every one of the other 6 HG tells D1ck he's acting like an a$$hole (even sweet little Jordan uses the word a$$hole when she tells him), and D1ck tells them all, most not very politely, that he doesn't give a f--- what they think. Jordan in a DR session the night before the vote says, "I might not be too bright, but I'm not as dumb as I seem, and I won this game once too, and I think D1ck is trying to make the final by being so miserable that everybody wants to take him to the nd as a finals goat. Well, I've been talking to all these people a lot since the PoV meeting, and I can tell you it ain't gonna work. I've been assured of that." Jordan goes straight from the DR to the backyard, finds D1ck sitting there alone, and tells him the same thing she told the DR. He says, "So what if I am trying that? If I don't try something I'm gonna go down five-oh and you know it, and I prefer to go nuclear rather than just be Mr. Nice Guy and give up." Jordan says, "Well, whn you get to the jury house and Jeff finds out about the dirty tactics you used to try to get me evicted, things might not be too pleasant for you. You know how Jeff can be." D1ck says, "So what? If he does anything to me I'll sue his a$$."The next morning, BB thinks better of the usual HoH Room lockdown in view of the tension surrounding D1ck. They call him to the DR while the other HG hole up in the HoH Room or the Have-not Room, and they let the TV setup work drag on about twenty minutes longer than usual. Once they let D1ck out of the DR he goes straight to the Have-not Room and packs his bag, knowing what's coming. The live show starts live at the appointed hour, and Chenbot informs the HG they have a busy night ahead, as tonight is Big Brother Fast Forward, with a new set of nominations, PoV and a second eviction set to follow the first eviction. She quickly gets down to business, talking to the HG, then a short package of highlights and DR'S is shown, then a very brief HoH Room interview with Dominic takes place, then while he is going back downstairs Daniele, who is home, is interviewed live and Chenbot asks her what she thinks of her dad's behavior this week. She says, "Unfortunately, that's par for the course for my dad. We probably won't be speaking again after I tell him how much he embarrassed us all this week." Then the live vote is held, and to no one's surprise D1ck gets evicted five-zero. He takes the walk of shame to the Chenbot, and no one shakes his hand on the way ou and little is said. Chenbot asks him about his behavior this week, and D1ck confirms it was a tactic and that he knew it was a huge longshot, but that he was sure that Jordan would beat him five-zero if he did the normal campaigning, so he decided to take the gamble. The goodbye messages are uniformly unpleasant, most of them have to be bleeped, and after they end CBS runs a bunch of commercials and quickly returns to the house to resume the night's activities.
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109. "Big Brother 13: What If? Round 8" |
Okay, here is the live eviction that begins Round 8:Previously on Big Brother 13: What If? Dominic won his first HOH and set his sights on Dicque, with the aid of Cassi. He put up Adam & Dicque with the intent of getting one of them out of the house after making them and Jordan Have Nots. After Adam won the PoV competition and wisely took himself off the block, Dominic had to put up Jordan beside Dicque. Who will be evicted and thus begin the Fast-Forward round? It's live double-eviction time now, and with no time to waste, the Chenbot welcomes us to the show in a pumpkin-colored outfit paired with bright turquoise earrings. As she rehashes the week over live shots of the houseguests, we see Dicque looking defiant and everyone else looking anywhere but at him. The Chenbot reminds us that no one knows it's a double-eviction. But first -- the Chenbot tells us that with Dicque up against Jordan, he is trying a most unusual way to stick around instead of America's Sweetheart. Jordan is upset about being backdoored and hopes that Dicque makes himself so nasty that everyone wants him to leave. But Dicque thinks that making himself extremely nasty might be his only way of surviving as nobody would want to vote for a jacka$$ like him if he made it to the finals. Cassi reminds us that she's going to encourage Kalia and Porsche to vote out Dicque and leave Jordan for another time as she's less likely to win anything than Dicque. Dominic just hopes that Dicque leaves soon -- he doesn't know how much longer he can take Dicque's antics. Back to the action! An extremely testy several days between Dominic and Evil D1ck begins. It gets to the point where Dominic spends as much time as possible holed up in the HoH Room and D1ck is ordered by BB not to go up there, under penalty of getting a penalty vote assessed against him if he does. At one point or another every one of the other 6 HG tells D1ck he's acting like an a$$hole (even sweet little Jordan uses the word a$$hole when she tells him), and D1ck tells them all, most not very politely, that he doesn't give a f--- what they think. Jordan in a DR session the night before the vote says, "I might not be too bright, but I'm not as dumb as I seem, and I won this game once too, and I think D1ck is trying to make the final by being so miserable that everybody wants to take him to the end as a finals goat. Well, I've been talking to all these people a lot since the PoV meeting, and I can tell you it ain't gonna work. I've been assured of that." Jordan goes straight from the DR to the backyard, finds D1ck sitting there alone, and tells him the same thing she told the DR. He says, "So what if I am trying that tactic? If I don't try something I'm gonna go down five-oh and you know it, and I prefer to go nuclear rather than just be Mr. Nice Guy and give up." Jordan says, "Well, when you get to the jury house and Jeff finds out about the dirty tactics you used to try to get me evicted, things might not be too pleasant for you. You know how Jeff can be." D1ck says, "So what? If he does anything to me I'll sue his a$$." We then see Dicque in the Diary Room explaining that he's got to try something and he's not the type to be Mr. Nice Guy and just give up. We then see Adam, Jordan and Shelly holed up in the Have Not room while Cassi, Dominic, Kalia and Porsche are all holed up in the HOH room. Once Dicque leaves the DR, he heads straight to the Have Not room, prompting Adam, Jordan and Shelly to take refuge in the HOH room. As Cassi reassures Jordan that she won't have to be stuck with Dicque for long, Dicque is seen packing his bags. He clearly knows what's coming. Then the Chenbot greets the trembling, nervous houseguests. She tells them that Jeff won't be alone for long and Dicque is the first to get it. He says, "Well, at least Jeff will get a buffer between me and him." It's time for the Fast-Forward round to begin. Dicque stands up and gives a real nasty speech because he feels it's better to go down fighting than just to be Mr. Nice Guy and give up. Jordan says that she loves everyone, even Dicque, and hopes that they all realize it and votes to keep her. If not, at least she'll see Jeff soon. With that, it's time to vote. As expected, Cassi votes to evict Dicque as does Porsche. Shelly also happily votes to evict Dicque and makes it official that Dicque is going. Kalia and Adam make the vote unanimous. Chenbot: By a vote of 5-0, Dicque, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Dicque gets up but doesn't hug anyone and nobody offers to hug him. Instead, he waves good-bye to all of them and takes the walk of shame to join the Chenbot. As he sits down, the others all hug Jordan while expressing their relief that Dicque is finally out of the house. Chenbot asks him about his behavior this week, and Dicque confirms it was a tactic and that he knew it was a huge long shot, but that he was sure that Jordan would beat him five-zero if he did the normal campaigning, so he decided to take the gamble. Unsurprisingly, it didn't work. The good-bye messages are brief and short. Dominic vents and there is a lot of bleeping of his message. The same goes for Kalia and Shelly's messages. Cassi simply says that she wanted him gone because he'd won the game despite being nasty. She hopes Daniele feels better. Dicque appreciates that. **************************************************************** Okay, Dicque is gone and I'm happy about it. Next up is the HOH competition as well as the nominations. I'll take votes until tomorrow. In the first vote, the person with the most votes will be the HOH and the competition is "Before and After." The next vote will be for the nominees and the two people with the most votes in that one will be the nominees.
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110. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 8" |
Just jumped in for a second so that it doesn't look like Bellbook and Round Robin are the only two participating on this thread since Sept 30.  seeya later.
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111. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 8" |
Belle Book, you didn't think I was gonna vote to save D1ck, did ya? The whole point of this thread is to see how BB13 might have turned out if they had played a smarter game, and keeping Evil D1ck would most definitely NOT have been smart.While D1ck is talking to the Chenbot and being shown the goodbye messages, the seven surviving HG breathe a sigh of relief. Kalia says, "Thank God" after the door closes, and Dominic replies, "Amen, sister." There isn't much small talk, as they know with a double elim going on there will only be a few minutes to relax. When they weren't avoiding or participating in all the fighting and arguing, most of the HG had played some quiz games like who-did-what and that kind of thing because they knew the HoH comp between evictions would have to be something quick like a question comp. And they are right, as when they are sent out to the backyard they find the setup for the Before and After competition that shows up in most BB's. As outgoing HoH, Dominic is ineligible, so that leaves six HG fighting for the critical short-reign HoH position that is pivotal in Fast Forward nights. Porsche senses that she's not in a lot of danger and prefers to be HoH the next week when she can enjoy it for a full week and try to set up the Final Six the way she wants, so she throws the opening question, and Adam has just forgotten the order and misses it. With Cassi, Shelly, Kalia and Jordan remaining, they all get the next two questions right, then Kalia misses the fourth question and Shelly, who badly wanted the win, misses the fifth. The sixth question was about Jeff and Jordan, and Jordan got it right while Cassi blew it, and Jordan became the short-term HoH. After a quick commercial break, the Chenbot summons the HG to the living room since there's no time to do the MAgic Cheese Wheel of Death tonight, and she asks Jordan to stand and make her nominations. Jordan, with no time to ponder but knowing who are in her opinion the biggest risks to her, gives a quick spiel about how tough a competitors thay are and says, "I nominate Dominic and Cassi for eviction tonight." As they take their seats, the Chenbot quickly summons them all back to the backyard, where the PoV competition is set to take place, and another commercial takes place.
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112. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 8" |
I didn't really think you were going to keep Dicque around, Round Robin. Sorry if I implied otherwise. Anyway, here is the next part:Once we return, the Head of Household competition commences, and it's a Before-and-After competition. First question is: Did the space cows happen before or after the superhero competition? The answer is before, and everyone except Porsche gets it right, so she is eliminated. The next question is whether the pepperoni-counting occurred before or after the cornhole competition. Once again, the answer is before, but Adam misses it and is eliminated. The Chenbot then asks if Cassi became a Have-Not for the first time before or after Dominic. Shelly and Kalia say before but Cassi and Jordan say "after", and they are right, so Kalia and Shelly are eliminated. The Chenbot then asks if jerky and jellybeans were revealed as the Have Not food before or after the gum-chewing competition. The answer is before and, with that: Chenbot: I'm sorry, Cassi, you are out. Congratulations, Jordan, you are the new HOH! Cassi hugs Jordan, who is cheering. Shelly runs up and hugs Jordan in sheer delight. Adam also hugs Jordan while Kalia and Porsche look dejected and Dominic hands over the HOH key with a definite look like he knows what's coming. He, Cassi, Kalia and Porsche all have a death march, with Dominic the most dejected of the four of them. When we return from the commercial break, Cassi looks ready for what is to come while Dominic just looks dejected. Kalia and Porsche look ready as well although a bit more dejected than Cassi, who just looks determined. Jordan is in the kitchen with Shelly and they are clearly ready for action. The Chenbot calls them back into the living room for Jordan to make her nominations, and without further ado, she puts up Cassi & Dominic. She says that she loves Cassi but the other woman is a triple threat while Dominic had wanted the veterans out from the beginning. The Chenbot then reveals that the Veto will be played next and we head for commercial again. The drawing for the Veto will not be held live. **************************************************************** Okay, Cassi & Dominic are the nominees. Now I want you to decide who will be the host (and thus not eligible to compete), who will win the PoV, who will win it, who the replacement will be if the PoV winner chooses to use it, and who will be evicted and join Dicque and Jeff on the jury.
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113. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 8" |
We come back from commercial to find the PoV competition set up and ready to go in the backyard. During the break players were drawn, and the infamous Bag of Doom left Adam as the only one on the sidelines and thus "hosting", although with it being a live PoV Chenbot is running it and Adam's only real job is to hand the PoV medallion over at the end. The competition is of necessity short and simple, and Cassi wins it and Adam hands over the medallion. This provokes a brief but loud celebration by Porsche and Kalia, and the HG are immediately summoned back to the living room for the PoV meeting.As the HG take their seats, Dominic has a glum look on his face, since he knows who's gonna be taken down and he ain't it. Cassi continues with the season's running gag of "My name is not Marcellas either", then quickly takes herself off the block. Jordan just as quickly replaces her with Kalia, who gives her a dirty look. She is upset for nothing, however, as when the evening's second live vote is taken immediately thereafter, Dominic loses four-zero, as the HG choose to take him out as both a physical and mental threat in the competitions, leaving Adam as the only surviving man. Dominic takes the Walk of Shame to the Chenbot, who asks him why he thought he was the one voted out, Dominic says, "Well, with no time to campaign, the voters had to go pretty much on gut instinct, and I think they thought I was the bigger threat, plus I figured the girls might stick together and keep Kalia in there." The live show ends at this point as BB is preparing the HoH competition which will be played after CBS leaves the air.
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114. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 8" |
Damn, I didn't even cause a ripple in the water with my comment. NO new peeps! 
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115. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 8" |
With one vote, here are the results:When we get back from commercial, Adam is sidelined and the other six are lined up for the competition, which the Chenbot calls "Clowning Around." The contestants have to find two clown shoes in a pile of balls. The first contestant to do so, grab the PoV symbol and buzz in will win the Power of Veto. The competition begins, balls flying, and everyone looks determined. No one is throwing this one if they can help it. Dominic is the first into the balls, with Cassi right behind him. Cassi is the first to find a shoe, followed by Shelly, Porsche, and Dominic, in that order. Some time later, Kalia manages to find a shoe but Jordan has to struggle for longer before finally finding a shoe! As she rushes back, Cassi emerges with a second yellow clown shoe and dives for her blue veto symbol. Once she grabs it, she races back to buzz in: Chenbot: Congratulations, Cassi, you have won the Power of Veto. Shelly gives Cassi a motherly hug of congratulations while Dominic looks totally dejected. Kalia and Porsche hug Cassi excitedly while Jordan simply shrugs, as if she didn't mind Cassi winning the PoV. Adam hands Cassi the Power of Veto necklace and she leads the crew back into the house as we once again go to commercial. After another long commercial break, we return to the house. Adam congratulates Cassi on her win as the Chenbot urges all the houseguests to return to the living room. Dominic has a glum look on his face, since he knows who's gonna be taken down and he ain't it. Cassi continues with the season's running gag of "My name is not Marcellas either", then quickly takes herself off the block. Jordan just as quickly replaces her with Kalia, who gives her a dirty look. When we return from the next commercial, we see that Cassi has reassured Kalia that she will probably have the votes to stay. Kalia is relieved as the Chenbot calls them back to the living room. Then she invites the nominees to make one last request. Kalia says that she's happy to have made it to the jury, at least. She further adds that it's been great competing with everyone, and they should make the best decision for the game. She concludes by adding that she respects and loves them all. Dominic says that he's also glad he got to the jury phase of the competition. He urges Adam to save him, pointing out that if Dominic is evicted, Adam will be the last guy left. Still, he too wants the contestants to make the best decision for the game and he adds that he respects them all. It's now time to vote! Cassi sadly votes to evict Dominic as she notes he's the biggest threat left. Porsche also votes to evict Dominic since Kalia is her friend and ally. Adam votes to evict Dominic as well and Shelly makes it unanimous before returning to the living room. Chenbot: By a vote to 4-0, Dominic, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Dominic nods as if he expected as much and stands up. He hugs Kalia first, then Cassi, Porsche, Shelly, Adam and finally he hugs Jordan before he takes the Walk of Shame. As he joins the Chenbot, Kalia is being hugged by Cassi, Porsche and Shelly while Adam and Jordan watch. When asked why he thought he was the one voted out, Dominic says, "Well, with no time to campaign, the voters had to go pretty much on gut instinct, and I think they thought I was the bigger threat, plus I figured the girls might stick together and keep Kalia in there." Dominic then sees the good-bye messages. Cassi tells him that it was an honor having him as her partner. Jordan says that she didn't hate him as much as Jeff did. Shelly says that she was glad to get to know him. Kalia says that she's glad he got to the jury, at least. Dominic then is told to stay behind for an extended interview. **************************************************************** Okay, Cassi won the PoV, took herself off the block and Dominic was voted out despite Kalia being the replacement. Now I want you to decide who will win the next HOH competition. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will be the new HOH.
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116. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 8" |
After the second eviction of the night, the remaining six HG are just lounging around the house, since they are locked in while the HoH competition is prepared. They watch Dominic's picture turn black and white on the memory wall, then scatter about the house to rest before the HoH competition. As the others go elsewhere, Jordan and Shelly linger near the table, and Jordan says, "What a time to be ineligible for the HoH. As sure as God made little green apples, I'm gonna get put up." Shelly says, "Probably you and me both, since I suck at competitions."In the bedroom, Adam and the Three Amigas are already talking nominations, despite not yet knowing who will be the new HoH. Adam says, "I love Jordan, she's the sweetest thing in the world, but if we want any of us four to win the money, we gotta get her outta this house, the sooner the better." "America will hate our guts if we do," says Porsche. "Screw America", says Kalia, "Half of them hate the three of us girls for having big boobs, and they probably hate Adam too, for playing with Evil D1ck till he got booted tonight." "I'd have loved for D1ck to still be here, but he became a liability to me for acting like such an ##### and had to go", says Adam, "and if Jordan hadn't of won HoH I'd have tried to get her out too." They continue on in this vein till BBAD comes on, then the HG get summoned to the backyard for the HoH competition. Since Jordan is outgoing HoH and the Chenbot has gone home for the night, Jordan is pressed into service as the host for the HoH competition. With the previous HoH having had to be a quickie due to the double eviction, this one is a bit more physical, and that plays right into Porsche's hand as she wins it with Cassi placing a close second. As Jordan says, "Congratulations, Porsche, you are the new HoH" and hands over the key, a riotous celebration breaks out as Kalia and Cassi mob Porsche. Adam gestures towards Jordan and Shelly and says, "Two of us three, you know that", and the HG all head inside to clean up and do some DR's.
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117. "Big Brother 13: What If? Round 9" |
With one vote, here are the latest results:We cut back to the blue-toned past as we watch Dicque get evicted unanimously, beginning the Fast-Forward round. Diary Room Kalia is glad that Dicque is gone, as is Cassi, although Cassi's more glad that a huge threat is gone. Dominic is happy to get rid of a real pain in the neck. The houseguests head to the kitchen to watch Dicque's memory wall photo fade to black and white (the house is now in color). Adam says that he knew Dicque was going home so he went along with the group. Jordan says that she must be the new HOH or else she is doomed. Of course, she wins, beating Cassi at the end. As we go back to the blue-toned past, we watch Jordan celebrate while Dominic is clearly frustrated. Jordan celebrates in private, cheering in the DR. Back in the yard, as Shelly runs up to hug her friend, Jordan says, "I know who I'm putting on the block." Over in the purple room, Adam, Jordan and Shelly go over the nominations. The obvious choices are Cassi and Dominic, and both Jordan and Shelly want Dominic out. Adam wants Dominic out more as well, but he is worried that Cassi is the bigger threat of the two. We go back to the blue-toned past and watch Jordan nominate Cassi & Dominic. In private, she notes that Cassi at least kept her word about having Jeff & Jordan around till the jury, even if America's Vote had to help out. What's more, Cassi is nicer than Dominic. In the DR, Cassi says she's not surprised that Jordan put her up since she & Dominic are the strongest players and she might be the smartest. She's determined to win the PoV so that she can be guaranteed safety. And we watch Cassi win PoV and then watch Dominic slump in total defeat. Porsche says in the Diary Room that although she lost again, she's glad that she lost to her fellow Amiga. Cassi reassures the people in the DR that she's no Marcellas. Dominic is just depressed, as he feels he would have stayed in only by winning the PoV, and he lost it to Cassi. The houseguests go inside, and immediately Adam reassures Cassi that even if she doesn't use it, he thinks she'll have the votes to stay. Cassi admits that she suspects the same thing but she is not going to take the chance. Kalia is cheering that the Three Amigas will remain together another round. We go back to the blue tones to relive the instant POV meeting. The only real reaction in the DR is from Dominic, who jokingly thanks Cassi for not being Marcellas. He says that he's sure she would've been safe even if she didn't use it, but he can understand why she used it. In the kitchen, Cassi reassures Kalia that she will vote out Dominic and that Porsche will do the same. She also tells Kalia that she thinks Adam and Shelly view Dominic as the bigger challenge and strategic threats. Kalia tells us in the DR that she hopes Cassi is right. As Cassi and Kalia walk towards the hallway, they are joined by Porsche, who reassures Kalia that she will vote out Dominic. She admits to having a showmance with Dominic, but it's time to let that showmance go. Kalia is even happier with this news and shows it as she hugs her allies & friends. Meanwhile, Dominic is trying to round up votes from Adam and Shelly in the kitchen. He asks Adam to vote for him as the only other guy left in the competition. Adam says that he's tempted but he'll only vote to evict Cassi if Shelly does the same thing. Dominic sighs. Dominic then approaches Shelly, but Shelly tells him that Cassi is nicer and if she can't win the money herself, she wants Cassi to win it. Besides, she thinks Dominic is more likely to stir up drama than Cassi. Dominic thanks her and returns to the living room, where he slumps down in total defeat. Finally, with one last trip to the blue-toned past, we watch the Chenbot send Dominic packing. The remaining six HG are just lounging around the house, since they are locked in while the HoH competition is prepared. They watch Dominic's picture turn black and white on the memory wall, then scatter about the house to rest before the HoH competition. As the others go elsewhere, Jordan and Shelly linger near the table, and Jordan says, "What a time to be ineligible for the HoH. As sure as God made little green apples, I'm gonna get put up." Shelly says, "Probably you and me both, since I suck at competitions." In the bedroom, Adam and the Three Amigas are already talking nominations, despite not yet knowing who will be the new HoH. Adam says, "I love Jordan, she's the sweetest thing in the world, but if we want any of us four to win the money, we gotta get her outta this house, the sooner the better." "America will hate our guts if we do," says Porsche. "Screw America", says Kalia, "Half of them hate the three of us girls for having big boobs, and they probably hate Adam too, for playing with Evil Dicque till he got booted tonight." "Of the four of us, I think they'd like me most," said Cassi. That's it. And while I want to be nice, I didn't really come here just to give Jordan the money again. I came here to win, and she's in the way, sad to say." "I'd have loved for Dicque to still be here, but he became a liability to me for acting like such an ##### and had to go", says Adam, "and if Jordan hadn't won HoH I'd have tried to get her out too." They continue on in this vein till BBAD comes on, then the HG get summoned to the backyard for the HoH competition. Jordan gathers everyone into the back yard. The back yard is decorated with lots of snakes. There is a giant plywood snake in the center of the yard, which can be tilted back and forth. The wood also slopes down slightly. Each player will roll one ball (called a Snake Eye) down the path, hoping to land it inside an eye socket at the end. If the ball rolls off at any point, it will land in a slot with an assigned point value. After one round, the players will be seeded one through five based on their scores, and a single-elimination tournament will then ensue to determine the winner. Cassi is up first and vows to win the competition for the newbies. She gets 18 points. Kalia gets only 11 points but isn't too upset. Shelly gets 13, Porsche gets 16 and Adam gets a lowly 4. So after the first round, Cassi gets the top seed, followed by Porsche, Shelly, Kalia and Adam. In the tournament format, Kalia will go head-to-head with Adam, with the winner advancing to play against Shelly. The winner of each round will keep advancing to the final match against Cassi for the HOH title. Adam, as the lower seed, goes first, and earns himself 10 points for getting the ball halfway down the line. Kalia, knowing she only has to beat Adams score, intentionally lets the ball drop once shes secured 14 points. Adam is out. For the next round, Kalia will go first, as she is now the lower seed. She gets the ball all the way to the end, but cant place it inside the eye socket, so she lets it roll off the end, giving her 20 points. Shelly will have to either match that or get the eye socket to win. She can only get a seven, however, so she is out. Shelly heads off to the side to cry, but Kalia is jubilant and doesn't care. Cassi, however, repays Shelly for the motherly hug she got earlier by hugging Shelly off on the sidelines. Shelly is clearly grateful for the sympathy. Up next for Kalia is Porsche. Kalia sticks the ball in the 15 socket, but Porsche gets the "Snake Eye", so Kalia is out. But she isn't upset, since one of the Three Amigas will be the new HOH and she wanted it to be one of them. The final match will be Porsche against Cassi. Porsche gets the "Snake Eye" once again and Cassi just simply doesn't roll the ball all the way. It falls off at the 16 slot: Jordan: Congratulations, Porsche! You are the new HOH! As Jordan hands over the key, a riotous celebration breaks out as Kalia and Cassi mob Porsche. Adam gestures towards Jordan and Shelly and says, "Two of us three, you know that." Jordan says, "I know it. Most likely Shelly & I will be up." Shelly nods mournfully. ***************************************************************** Okay, Porsche is the new HOH. Now, I want you to decide whether she will open Pandora's Box, thus reinstating the Duos Twist for a week, or not. If she does, I want you to decide who will be the pairs. And then, I want you to decide who the nominees will be. I'll take votes until tomorrow.
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119. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 9" |
The HG head inside after the snake is through biting, and they do some DR's, with Adam saying how screwed he is, and Shelly saying she's sure it'll be her and Jordan this week. Porsche is delighted to be the HoH this week, as it fits her game plan to a T. BB doesn't screw around long getting the HoH Room ready, and when Porsche comes out of the DR they do the HoH Room reveal. After the usual malarkey is done, the Three Amigas briefly rehash possible nominations (which will later turn out to be quasi-pointless) and then, due to the lateness of the hour, they all sack out for the night, as the others have already done.They get up in the morning, do their ADL's and a few DR's, then after breakfast Porsche finds herself locked out of the HoH Room. "Oh, $hit, not one of these," she says. She knows what it is. She goes back downstairs where she encounters Adam, and when she tells him about the HoH lockout and that she thinks they're setting up a Pandora's Box, he says "In the name of God, no matter what they offer you, don't open the GD thing." Every other HG tells her the same thing when she tells them. Shortly after lunch Porsche is called into the DR, and Adam, out in the backyard with the others, says "Here we go, those sons of b!tches in the DR will lean on Porsche bigtime to get Porsche to open that damn thing for their precious TV show, and we'll all get screwed." He turns out to be sort of right. When Porsche gets back in the HoH Room, yup, there's a Pandora's Box in there. She finds a card in the HoH Room and reads it for the cameras, then after some brief and obviously phony deliberation, she opens the box. There are two envelopes inside, with a card telling her to choose one and open it, and that will be what she and the house gets. She opens one and goes downstairs and summons the HG to the living room. She reads a card whicH says, "I have opened Pandora's Box. As a result, the Duos Twist has been reinstated for one week. Please choose your partners now." Adam says a loud "God dammit", then after a brief bit of deliberation they pair off as follows: Adam and Porsche Cassi and Kalia Jordan and Shelly After they make their choices, Kalia says with a hint of disgust," What'd you get, a trip to Aruba or something?" "Hawaii", says Porsche. Kalia shakes her head, and the HG all leave the living room. BB calls them in for DR's one by one, and when Adam's turn comes he says, "She knows damn well those things always have something that sucks in them, why's she gotta be so GD stupid and open it?" He is swearing as he leaves the DR. Since Porsche is his partner and the duo twist means he's safe from nominations, Adam doesn't say much when he reaches the backyard, but he does not look happy. The others are grumbling about the duo twist being back, and finally after a few minutes of this Porsche can take no more and explodes, "Quit your GD MFing b!tching, dammit. They flat out told me in the DR there was something good for me in both envelopes if I opened the box. What do you expect me to do?" Kalia says, "I expect you to be smart and not be so GD selfish and greedy and not open the GD thing." Porsche says, "Kalia, you never saw the f---ing day in your f---ing life that you were anything BUT selfish. Don't talk to me about being selfish." BB warns them not to talk about DR sessions, and Porsche explodes into a long tirade filled with every profanity she knows, then gives BB the finger through the cameras and storms inside. None of that makes SeeBS of course, but when Porsche calls them in that evening for nominations, she still looks pi$$ed. She produces the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death, says the standard spiel but little else, and pulls Cassi's and Kalia's keys out of the wheel. She announces Jordan and Shelly as the nominees with a brief speech about how she didn't have much choice and in the end Pandora's Box made no difference in who she nominated, then she closes the ceremony. After some routine DR's in which the earlier anger is not mentioned by anyone and little of consequence is said, Porsche goes to the storage room and finds two big bottles of wine BB had told her were in there. She brings the wine out to the backyard, announces "I'm gonna get drunk as a skunk. Anybody wanna join me?", and they all get drunk and stupid, and by morning all the anger over Pandora's Box has been put behind them.
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120. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 9" |
Here is the next part:Once the houseguests are allowed inside, Jordan and Shelly rush for the candy bedroom. They are sure that they're both going up on the chopping block. Adam is less sure. He thinks that he might be going up instead of Shelly, although he's sure Jordan will be going up as well. Porsche is delighted to be the new HOH, as it fits her game plan to a T. When Porsche comes out of the DR they do the HoH Room reveal. After the usual malarkey is done, the Three Amigas briefly rehash possible nominations, with Jordan and Shelly as the agreed-upon targets, and then hit the sack. After we see the moon rise and set, Porsche heads up to the HOH room and finds out that it's locked. She realizes that its the return of Pandoras Box. She goes down to tell Adam and he says "In the name of God, no matter what they offer you, don't open the GD thing." Every other HG tells her the same thing when she tells them, especially Jordan. Shortly after lunch Porsche is called into the DR, and Adam, out in the backyard with the others, says "Here we go, those sons of #### in the DR will lean on Porsche big time to get Porsche to open that damn thing for their precious TV show, and we'll all get screwed." When Porsche gets back in the HoH Room, yup, there's a Pandora's Box in there. She finds a card in the HoH Room and reads it for the cameras, then after some brief and obviously phony deliberation, she opens the box. There are two envelopes inside, with a card telling her to choose one and open it, and that will be what she and the house gets. She opens one and goes downstairs and summons the HG to the living room. She reads a card which says, "I have opened Pandora's Box. As a result, the Duos Twist has been reinstated for one week. Please choose your partners now." Adam says a loud "God dammit", but is mollified when Porsche becomes his partner. Cassi and Kalia pair up and Jordan and Shelly are the last pair. After they make their choices, Kalia says with a hint of disgust, "What'd you get, a trip to Aruba or something?" "Hawaii", says Porsche. Kalia shakes her head, and the HG all leave the living room. BB calls them in for DRs one by one, and when Adam comes in he says, "It could be worse for me. I'm with Porsche -- again -- so I'm safe. But still, she should have known better than to open that box!" Jordan says that she's still probably screwed, even if the producers were trying to save her with the twist. After all, she's paired with Shelly and Shelly sucks at the competitions. They'll still be nominated and they probably won't win the PoV, what with Cassi the Competition Queen able to compete as well. Cassi says that she knows what she has to do: win the PoV or at least make sure Jordan and Shelly don't win it. If they win it, she and Kalia will be up and one of them will be going home for sure. Porsche isn't too happy either. She tells the guys in the DR that they told her there would be something good for her in both envelopes, so that is why she took it. Now she's got to hope that Jordan and Shelly don't win the PoV or else she screwed over her Amigas. When Porsche calls them in that evening for nominations, she still looks pi$$ed. She produces the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death, says the standard spiel but little else, and pulls Cassi's and Kalia's keys out of the wheel. She announces Jordan and Shelly as the nominees with a brief speech about how she didn't have much choice and in the end Pandora's Box made no difference in who she nominated, then she closes the ceremony. Shelly says that her plan is simple: she and Jordan have to win the PoV. Otherwise, one of them is going home. Kalia says that she'll make sure Jordan and Shelly don't win PoV. ***************************************************************** Okay, Adam and Porsche, Cassi and Kalia and Jordan and Shelly are paired together and Jordan and Shelly (of course) are the nominees. Now I want you to decide which person wins the endurance-based PoV competition (which will be the same as in the real-life show). I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will be the PoV winner.
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121. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 9" |
Everybody's still pretty pi$$ed off about Porsche opening the Pandora's Box, so they avoid Porsche till she comes out of the storage room with the two bottles of wine BB left for them there. After all catching a good buzz from the wine, the HG make peace with Porsche, which was what BB wanted, then they engage in some brief game talk. Shortly before they go in for the night, Porsche says, "Hey, y'all remember one thing, there's no Bag of Doom tomorrow. Only six of us left, so we can all play in the PoV." "Yeah, but we still gotta win the sucker," says Shelly,"and so do you guys." "It's a biggie," says Jordan. Nobody seems that nervous about it.The next morning they still don't seem that nervous about it. It's a pretty routine morning, and lunch is pretty routine too. Then something happens that has some of the HG wondering if another Pandora's Box was unleashed upon them (it wasn't). The DR room door opens, though nobody has been called in there since before lunch, and out comes Marcellas, the butt of the season's running PoV gag. He says, "Hey guys, it's time for the PoV competition. Let's all go to the backyard and find out who's next not to be me." They all go out there, including Marcellas, who will serve as their host, and when Adam sees the setup, he says "I'm f---ed. This looks like the same stupid game we played for the first HoH." It is in fact a very similar apparatus. And as he feared, Adam is the first to fall off it. Shelly falls off next, leaving Jordan as the only nominee still in the game. Not long after, Kalia falls off. Jordan hangs on for dear life, knowing she's the likely target if she loses, but after some bombardments with various items, she tires, loses her grip and falls. Porsche exchanges looks with Cassi, they reach an unspoken understanding, and Porsche lets go. Marcellas says, "Congratulations, Cassi, you are the new PoV holder," and puts the medallion around her neck. Porsche, Kalia and Adam all celebrate wih Cassi as Jordan and Shelly console each other, then they all go in to clean up.
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122. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 9" |
With one vote, here are the results:Everybody's still pretty pi$$ed off about Porsche opening the Pandora's Box, so they avoid Porsche till she comes out of the storage room with the two bottles of wine BB left for them there. After all catching a good buzz from the wine, the HG make peace with Porsche, which was what BB wanted, then they engage in some brief game talk. Shortly before they go in for the night, Porsche says, "Hey, y'all remember one thing, there's no Bag of Doom tomorrow. There are only six of us left, so we can all play in the PoV." "Yeah, but we still gotta win the sucker," says Shelly,"and so do you guys." "It's a biggie," says Jordan. Only Jordan seems the most nervous about it. Shelly and Adam admit that they don't have much chance of winning while the Three Amigas all are pretty confident, especially Cassi. Neither Jordan nor Shelly bother trying to make deals with the Three Amigas, especially Jordan. She knows that as long as she is a veteran, she's going home unless she wins the PoV. She also doubts that Shelly can win it. The sun sets and the moon rises and we have a brand-new day. That's when the DR room door opens, though nobody has been called in there since before lunch, and out comes Marcellas, the butt of the season's running PoV gag. He says, "Hey guys, it's time for the PoV competition. Let's all go to the backyard and find out who's next not to be me." They all go out there, including Marcellas, who will serve as their host, and when Adam sees the setup, he says "I'm f---ed. This looks like the same stupid game we played for the first HoH." It is in fact a very similar apparatus, only the dummies all bear faces of six original houseguests. Since Cassi, Kalia, Jordan and Shelly all lost their partners, their dummies bear the faces of Dominic, Keith, Jeff and Lawon, respectively. However, Adam's dummy bears the face of Dicque, while Porsche's bears the face of Rachel. They must all get on the dummies' backs and hold on for dear life, with the last one standing winning the PoV. And as he feared, Adam is the first to fall off it. Shelly falls off next, leaving Jordan as the only nominee still in the game. Not long after, Kalia falls off. Jordan hangs on for dear life, knowing she's the likely target if she loses, but after some bombardments with various items, she tires, loses her grip and falls. Porsche exchanges looks with Cassi, they reach an unspoken understanding, and Porsche lets go of her dummy. Marcellas says, "Congratulations, Cassi, you are the new PoV holder," and puts the medallion around her neck. Porsche, Kalia and Adam all celebrate with Cassi as Jordan and Shelly console each other, then they all go in to clean up. Cassi celebrates in the Diary Room and then says that while she loves Jordan to death, she's got to get rid of her since Jordan is the last veteran left standing. But at least Jordan can be with Jeff soon. Kalia is less regretful, as she says, "Bye-bye, Jordan." Adam and Porsche are also delighted at the thought of getting rid of the last veteran standing. They all do a celebratory dance with Cassi in the storage room. Over in the bedroom, Jordan and Shelly are basically resigned to their fate. Jordan knows that unless she can pull a miracle, shes gone. Shelly tells her, "And I'm next unless I win the next HOH, which is about as likely as Cassi losing a PoV she doesn't need to win." Cassi comes in and tells Jordan that she's glad Jordan lasted as long as she did in the PoV competition and that she's glad she got to know Jordan. Jordan thanks her and says that if Cassi makes it to the Final 2 with anyone except Adam, she'll get Jordan's vote. This delights Cassi, of course. Later, Jordan and Shelly bash Kalia and Porsche a bit, saying that the only thing they did right was get onto the coattails of stronger players, especially Cassi. They also note how Kalia and Porsche are gloating over the results. Shelly says, "At least we can make one of them pay when we're on the jury." Adam goes in to talk to Jordan and Shelly. He congratulates them for outlasting him in the PoV competition. Jordan notes that at least he will probably outlast her in the game itself. Adam agrees but adds that at least he's the last man left standing and he's proud of that. Shelly says that she should have remembered to play for her own alliance back home -- her family -- a bit sooner once the newbies began dominating the game, but she felt too much loyalty to Jeff and Jordan to make the big move. She admits that she would have made a move if Jeff & Jordan had remained together longer, but now it's too late. Jordan thanks Shelly for her honesty and says that at least she will get to be in the game a week longer than Jordan. And she might have a chance to win a competition. Shelly rolls her eyes but thanks Jordan for the vote of confidence. It is time for the PoV meeting. Cassi says that since she won the PoV, Kalia is safe and she has no plans on being Marcellas and putting either of them in jeopardy. With that, she leaves the nominations the way they are and the meeting is adjourned. Shelly says that she expected to remain on the block. Now she's going to have to campaign against her best friend in the house. The only good news about that is that Jordan's probably the real target, but Shelly has no intention of resting. She'll do all that she can to make sure that she stays. Jordan knows her back is against the wall, but she wont give up. Itll take a miracle to save her, but shes at least going to try. Cassi says that she and Kalia control the votes so even if Adam votes to save Jordan, she and Kalia will send Jordan home. Adam concludes that he's probably going to vote out America's Sweetheart and America will hate him for it. ***************************************************************** Okay, Cassi won the PoV and unsurprisingly, chose not to use it. Now I want you to decide who will be evicted -- Jordan or Shelly. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will join Jeff, Dicque and Dominic on the jury. And I'd like a glimpse into life on the jury with the three guys as part of the post, please.
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123. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 9" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-09-11 AT 07:49 PM (EST)Oh, you're gonna get some jury house stuff all right. I wouldn't dream of not having that in there. They start the live eviction show with a rehash of the PoV competition and meeting. Included in this are DR sessions with all the HG. Adam says that he loves Jordan to death but he has to get her out or she'll hand somebody their head on a platter in front of the jury. Kalia is happy as hell the last veteran is going out the door and makes no bones about it. Cassi says she hates to get rid of Jordan and hopes to be friends with her outside the house, but she needs the 500 G's bigtime so Jordan has to go. The Chenbot interviews the HG in the living room, and both she and they pretend like the HG's getting pi$$ed off over the Pandora's Box never happened. Then SeeBS runs a bunch of commercials and they come back to a shot of Jeff sitting under a parasol by the pool at the jury house, reading. Evil D1ck shows up, and Jeff says, "I didn't expect to see you here next. What in the hell happened?" "Dominic got HoH," says D1ck, "and the little ba$tard put me up with Adam, then Adam won PoV and took himself down and that little turd Dominic put Jordan up beside me." D1ck goes on to tell the whole story honestly about his attempts to make himself so hated that somebody would take him to the final as a goat and about his ugly fights with Dominic, but instead of Jeff getting pi$$ed at him for campaigning so hard against Jordan, he just shakes his head with a grin on his face and says, "Boy, D1ck, you're a real piece of work. What was the vote?" "Five-oh," says D1ck, "same as it would have been if I campaigned like a gentleman. Complete failure. They didn't fall for a bit of it." "Boy, I can't wait to see this," says Jeff. "You'll have to," says D1ck, "There was a double eviction, and the next evictee will have the DVD." About then the next limo pulls up and Dominic arrives. D1ck says, "Holy $hit, you got me, now you're here. Who got you?" "Jordan was HoH," says Dominic, "Vote was four-zero. They were all scared crapless I was gonna go on a competition run." They all go inside and D!ck and Dominic dump their stuff in bedrooms, then Dominic brings out the DVD and they all watch it, with Jeff and Dominic laughing their a$$e$ off at D1ck's obnoxious behavior. "Classic Evil D1ck", says Jeff. At the end of it D1ck says, "I'm gonna tell you guys something. If Jordan isn't in the next limo, she's gonna win the damn game. They've gotta get her outta there or she's gonna go on a run and win everything. I tried to tell those damn fools that but they wouldn't listen, so as you saw, I went nuclear. If they let her get in the final, she's gonna get my vote, and the rest of them are gonna get the biggest damn "I told you so" in the history of BB." Back at the BB house, though, the HG are fully aware of the need to get Jordan out. After a brief HoH Room interview with Porsche, all the HG reassemble in the living room, the usual sales pitches are made, then the live voting begins. First Adam, then Kalia, then Cassi all give somewhat insincere "We're sorry we gotta do this" speeches, then they all vote to evict Jordan, and she loses three-zero. She hugs them all and takes the walk of shame, and while she's on the way out to riotous cheers so loud the HG in the house can hear them, as soon as the door closes Adam says, "Thank God we got her out. Now the rest of us have a chance." Out in the studio the Chenbot interview is the usual sort of BS, and Jordan is too modest to tell the real truth when Chenbot asks why she thought they evicted her, which is that she would have beaten any of them seven-zero in front of the jury. Meanwhile the HG inside nervously await the next HoH competition, which comes up immediately after the next commercial break.
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124. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 9" |
Here is the next part of Round 9:They start the live eviction show with a rehash of the PoV competition and meeting. Included in this are DR sessions with all the HG. Adam says that he loves Jordan to death but he has to get her out or she'll hand somebody their head on a platter in front of the jury. Kalia is happy as hell the last veteran is going out the door and makes no bones about it. Cassi says she hates to get rid of Jordan and hopes to be friends with her outside the house, but she needs the 500 G's bigtime so Jordan has to go. Shelly hates to have to turn on Jordan but she has to in order to stay. So she begins her first approach with Adam. She tells him that she needs the 500 G's for her husband and her family and begs him not to get rid of her. He reassures her that he won't vote her out and she is delighted by this. She says, "One vote and two to go." She then approaches Cassi and Kalia and begs them to spare her as well. Cassi reassures her that she and Kalia will vote out Jordan because Jordan can beat them 7-0. In private, Cassi says that she can probably beat everyone except Jordan. Thus Jordan has to go right now. Jordan goes up and tries to campaign but she does so in a half-hearted fashion, largely because she knows it will be useless. Still, she approaches Adam and offers to work with him if he will only vote out Shelly. He evades the request so she knows he won't help her out any. So Jordan goes to the Three Amigas and offers herself up as a pawn to do whatever they wish. Kalia and Porsche don't do a good job of pretending to look interested, though Cassi does a better job. Still, Jordan knows she's probably not going to get any help there as well. And indeed, once she's gone Cassi reasserts the obvious: even though Jordan is America's Sweetheart, she can't be allowed to get anywhere near the Final 3, let alone the Final 2. Porsche and Kalia both agree. In private, Porsche says that Jordan is the last veteran so she's going. Jordan and Shelly are later seen in the candy bedroom. Shelly apologizes for campaigning against Jordan but says that she has to in order to stay in the game. Jordan is okay with it and says that she tried to campaign against Shelly as well but she knows it was useless. Shelly isn't upset to hear that Jordan campaigned against her. After all, they were both on the block. Shelly says that she's probably next. She doubts she can win an HOH competition but she's going to give her all for the upcoming one. That and the PoV are her only chances now. Its time to talk to the houseguests. What was it like for Jordan to be partnered with Shelly? Jordan says that Shelly at least didn't lose her temper. What was Kalias first reaction when learning that Porsche opened Pandoras Box? Her first thought was that she hoped Porsche got something good for it. Whats been the most difficult part of this past week for Shelly? The most difficult part for Shelly was knowing that she was pretty much a sitting duck and that Jordan, whom her daughter and she adore, is probably going to go to the jury. Whats the best thing for Adam about being the only man left in a house with five women? He jokes that she should ask the ladies what its like to have the sexiest man in Big Brother history. Joking aside, Adam notes that he spends a lot of time with women in the real world, especially his girlfriend. All hes missing are his appletinis and 90210. Finally, Cassi is asked if she thinks Jeff will be surprised to see Dicque and Dominic in the house. She thinks he will be more surprised to see Dominic than Dicque. And with that, we shift gears to the jury house to see how the three guys are getting along now that they're out of the game. We begin by seeing Jeff sitting under a parasol by the pool at the jury house, reading. Evil Dicque shows up, and Jeff says, "I didn't expect to see you here next. What in the hell happened?" "Dominic got HoH," says Dicque, "and the little ba$tard put me up with Adam, then Adam won PoV and took himself down and that little turd Dominic put Jordan up beside me." Dicque goes on to tell the whole story honestly about his attempts to make himself so hated that somebody would take him to the final as a goat and about his ugly fights with Dominic, but instead of Jeff getting pi$$ed at him for campaigning so hard against Jordan, he just shakes his head with a grin on his face and says, "Boy, Dicque, you're a real piece of work. What was the vote?" "Five-oh," says Dicque, "same as it would have been if I campaigned like a gentleman. Complete failure. They didn't fall for a bit of it." "Boy, I can't wait to see this," says Jeff. "You'll have to," says Dicque. "There was a double eviction, and the next evictee will have the DVD." About then the next limo pulls up and Dominic arrives. Dicque says, "Holy $hit, you got me, now you're here. Who got you?" "Jordan was HoH," says Dominic. "Vote was four-zero. They were all scared crapless I was gonna go on a competition run, or else viewed me as a strategic threat." They all go inside and Dicque and Dominic dump their stuff in bedrooms, then Dominic brings out the DVD and they all watch it, with Jeff and Dominic laughing their a$$e$ off at D1ck's obnoxious behavior. "Classic Evil Dicque", says Jeff. At the end of it Dicque says, "I'm gonna tell you guys something. If Jordan isn't in the next limo, she's gonna win the damn game. They've gotta get her outta there or she's gonna go on a run and win everything. I tried to tell those damn fools that but they wouldn't listen, so as you saw, I went nuclear. If they let her get in the final, she's gonna get my vote, and the rest of them are gonna get the biggest damn "I told you so" in the history of BB." Because we need more time to kill, the Chenbot talks to Porsche in the HOH room. Does she regret opening Pandoras Box? At the time she did, but since Cassi won the PoV, it turned out not to matter. And she got a Hawaiian vacation out of it, so she no longer regrets it. The Chenbot asks what she thinks about the other houseguests. Porsche says that she likes just about all of them, including Jordan. However, she is closest to Cassi and Kalia. She wants to go to the Final 3 with them and let them fight it out for the final HOH. Who does Porsche want to sit next to in the final two to give her the best chance to win? Porsche admits that her head tells her to take Kalia since Cassi would probably cream Porsche in a jury vote, but she suspects Cassi will be the one making the final decision, not Porsche. With that, its finally time for the vote. As always, the nominees get a final plea. Shelly goes first and sends greetings to her family. She begs Adam, Cassi and Kalia to choose the newbie over the veteran, since the veteran in question would likely win -- again. Jordan just wishes the others the best of luck. She wants to stay but if she doesn't she wants to be friends with them on the outside. With that, it is time to vote. Adam, Cassi and Kalia (of course) all vote for Jordan, thus making the vote unanimous in favor of evicting Jordan. Chenbot: By a vote of 3-0, Jordan, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Jordan clearly expected it and nods, then gets up and hugs first Shelly, then Cassi, then Adam, and finally Kalia and Porsche before leaving the front door. As she takes the Walk of Shame to join the Chenbot, Shelly is hugged by all the other newbies, who are relived to have gotten rid of Jordan. When asked what went wrong, Jordan says simply that Cassi led the newbies to take control of the game. She has nothing but praise for Cassi and says that she thinks they'll be friends on the outside. She is glad that she'll be spending time with Jeff on the jury now. Jordan gets to see the good-bye messages. Cassi expresses her hope that they become friends once they're off the show. Adam says that he's sorry Jordan had to go. Kalia says that she was a veteran, so that's why she had to go. Shelly wants Jordan to meet her husband and daughter. The Chenbot asks what she thinks really caused all of the three newbies voting to get rid of her. Jordan is too modest to admit that the real reason was because she could beat all of them, even Cassi, in a jury vote. The Chenbot then wishes Jordan the best of luck. **************************************************************** Okay, Jordan is gone. Now it's time for the next HOH competition. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will become the new HOH.
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125. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round 9" |
We come back from the last commercial break of the night to see the HG in the backyard making small talk while awaiting the HoH competition. Adam says in the DR he thinks he better win this HoH or the ladies will gang up and throw him out and go for an all-female finish. Porsche cannot compete as outgoing HoH, but Kalia, Cassi, Shelly and Adam all can, and when it starts not one of them tries to throw it. It is a multipart rehash of several earlier competitions, and Adam butchers the first part and Shelly botches the second, leaving Cassi and Kalia to contend for the win, and Cassi pulls it out. Porsche hands over the HoH key, and we hear Adam muttering as he and Shelly go inside while the Three Amigas linger briefly in the backyard. We next see Adam in the DR saying, "You'd think I could have done that damn competition, but NOOOO, I go and butcher the damn thing as bad as you can. I am SO nominated." Shelly in her DR says, "As usual I am Captain Klutz. If those goofy girls want to get me out, now's the best chance they'll ever get."
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126. "Big Brother 13: What If? Final 5" |
With one vote here are the HOH competition results:Its once again time for the live HOH competition. This weeks challenge is called Rolling in the Dough and heres how it will work. Similar to the caramel and teeth competition from last season the players must slog through a pool of sticky dough, crawling underneath a giant spoon and rolling pin, to a table full of donuts on the opposite side. They will have 13 minutes to grab as many donuts as possible and return them to their posts at the start (only one donut per trip, though). Whoever has the most after 13 minutes wins. The competition begins, and right off the bat, its clear that this will be a contest between Cassi and Adam. Both of them get a pretty good jump into the goop, and both are pretty adept at maneuvering through it all. Still, Cassi is ahead, beating Adam on the first two trips by a couple of seconds. Kalia is a bit behind Adam, and Shelly is completely hopeless. Cassi's strategy is to keep her clothes out of the muck. Adam's is to not sit still and get stuck, because the sugary glaze is like quicksand. Kalia tries to carry donuts in her mouth and has to resist the temptation to eat some. Porsche is loudly cheering for Cassi and Kalia, and Shelly says, "I could use some cheers here!" Cassi tries for encouragement, when she's not focused on getting through the glaze. Cassi pulls further and further ahead of Adam and when the 13 minutes are up: Chenbot: Congratulations, Cassi. You are the new HOH! Cassi cheers and Porsche hugs her as she hands over the HoH key, and we hear Adam muttering as he and Shelly go inside while the Three Amigas linger briefly in the backyard. Adam is beyond frustrated at coming so close and losing to Cassi -- again. He's sure he's going to be nominated. Shelly in her DR says, "As usual I am Captain Klutz. If those goofy girls want to get me out, now's the best chance they'll ever get." **************************************************************** Okay, Cassi won the HOH competition. Now it's time to decide if Cassi opens the Pandora's Box (it'll be the same one as it was in the real game) and who will be the nominees. I'll take votes until tomorrow, as usual.
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127. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 5" |
The evening passes with little action other than another boringly routine HoH Room reveal, especially boring since Cassi has been HoH before. With the roster now down to five HG, there is very little game talk before bedtime, and within an hour after the end of BBAD, all the HG are busily sawing logs. They awake in the morning and go through another routine morning of ADL's and breakfast, then lo and behold, Cassi finds herself locked out of the HoH Room again. Cassi comes back downstairs and finds the other HG in the backyard and tells them about the locked HoH Room. Adam says, "I hope you're smart enough not to open the GD thing if it's another Pandora's Box." Cassi says, "They'll have to make me a mighty big offer up front before I'll even THINK about opening it this time. It's gonna have to be a hell of a lot bigger than ten grand or a trip to Hawaii." After lunch BB calls Cassi into the DR. She's in there a long time, and in the bedroom Adam says to the others, "Those ba$tard$ in the DR must be leaning on Cassi bigtime. F---ing a$$holes." Kalia says, "If those turds in the DR buy her off and she opens the box, and it sucks for me, I am gonna go in there and flip out on somebody. It should be up to the HoH with no pressure from some son of a b1tch worrying about ratings whether or not to open a Pandora's Box. If they make her open it and I get screwed, Chima will seem like child's play compared to what I do to those cheap ba$tard$." That of course never gets shown on SeeBS, and as soon as she says it, Cassi comes out of the DR and goes upstairs. Cassi finds the HoH door unlocked. She finds a card in the HoH Room and reads it for the cameras that says the same thing as last week's. She says out loud to the cameras, "This is gonna cost me the game if I open this box, so I want 500 G's up front before I open it, or no sale." BB does not budge, and after going on a brief tirade against the producers that is edited out, she says,"You can take your Pandora's Box and shove it up your a$$. I ain't opening it," and she storms out of the HoH Room and goes downstairs, where she finds the other HG and tells them all about her time in the DR and the HoH Room and that she failed to open the box. BB warns them not to talk about production or their DR sessions, which provokes Kalia to go on a long, very profane tirade, ending with a threat to murder somebody in the DR and/or Grodner herself. Somebody in charge of the feeds is asleep at the switch, because all this goes out over the feeds and SeeBS promptly gets a blizzard of angry emails threatening, among other things, to call the FCC or their congressman. BB promptly drops the whole idea and locks Cassi out of the HoH again while the Pandora's Box is quickly removed. BB shuts up on the PA for the rest of the day except for calling Cassi to the DR once, most of the tirades is edited out of the SeeBS show, and so as not to provoke five very angry HG any further, nothing is said about the matter until after the finale has aired. The HG spend most of the evening talking about the matter till BBAD comes on, then the next morning they talk about the same thing. Right after lunch there is a brief outdoor lockdown, then Cassi calls the HG to the dining roo table and brings out the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. The usual routine speech follows, then Cassi pulls Kalia's key, and Kalia pulls Porsche's key. Cassi then says, "Adam and Shelly, I have nominated you two for eviction this week. I have no more against you than I have against Kalia and Porsche, but there aren't many of us left, and somebody's gotta go. This ceremony is closed." Cassi then goes to the DR where she privately expresses doubts about Kalia's sanity and says if either nomination is vetoed, she'll be considering backdooring her. Adam and Shelly also do DR's reacting to their nominations, then the house turns boring for the rest of the day as little game talk and no angry tirades take place.
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128. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 5" |
Okay, with one vote here are the results:The Three Amigas celebrate in the storage room and Kalia boasts that they are in control of the house now! They agree that they have to put up Adam & Shelly since those two are the only ones not in their alliance and because of their close association with the veterans. In the bathroom, Shelly is resigned to the certainty that she will be nominated. Cassi is the first to approach her. She informs Shelly that she liked Jordan but she just couldn't allow Jordan to get anywhere near the jury because she was sure Jordan would beat anyone in a jury vote. Porsche is the next to approach Shelly. She says that Shelly is a really nice woman who had the misfortune to hook up with what turned out to be the losing side. But she hopes Shelly will get to know Jeff & Jordan better at the jury house. Shelly thanks Porsche for the statement and is a little sarcastic about it. Cassi gets her latest HOH room reveal and while Kalia and Porsche happily go up to see the room and Adam is reasonably fine with going up, Shelly goes up halfheartedly. She just can't muster up any fake enthusiasm and Cassi sees it but she refrains from commenting on it. However, Kalia also sees Shelly's lack of enthusiasm and makes a nasty crack about it, which prompts Cassi to urge Kalia not to make nasty cracks when someone is that depressed. Kalia just shrugs it off and leaves to go get some sleep. Adam snipes about Kalia's nickname being "Koala" for all her sleeping and Cassi comments that Kalia is both lazy and mean. Shelly sees an opening for herself since Cassi isn't happy with Kalia so when Porsche leaves she asks Cassi if she will put up Kalia and Adam. Adam insists that Kalia and Shelly be put up instead of him and Kalia. Cassi tells them that the idea is tempting but she will only put up Kalia if either Adam or Shelly wins the PoV, thus informing them that they're going up (like they didn't already figure it out). Shelly then says, "Which will be never, at least in my case." Adam adds, "And probably in mine as well." In the backyard, Adam and Shelly discuss their situation as the ones that have been most closely associated with veterans and thus the ones going on the chopping block. Adam says, "This sucks. I wish I was a challenge machine like Cassi." Shelly admits, "Me too." Later in the HOH room, Shelly asks if there is a chance that Kalia might go before her. Cassi asks if Shelly wants an honest answer. When Shelly says that she does, Cassi admits that the only chance Shelly has to outlast Kalia is to win the PoV and then probably the next HOH competition. Shelly sighs, admits she thought as much, and leaves. Adam and Porsche speculate about what Adam's girlfriend Fara is doing, as he talks about how he misses her. Adam brings up that she doesn't like being called Donna Martin in bed, which leaves Porsche flabbergasted. We get a montage of Adam spouting Donna Martin and Beverly Hills 90210 trivia. Porsche admits that she would tell Tori Spelling to run if she saw Adam coming. We now shift to Cassi heading up to her HOH room, only to find it locked. She groans as she heads downstairs to tell the other houseguests what this means: another Pandora's Box. Porsche begs, "Don't open it!" Cassi says, "The only thing that'll get me to open it is if I was offered a million dollars to open it! And even then, I might hesitate because that might mean worse things for you!" Kalia rants about Pandora's Box in private. Once Cassi finally comes up, she sees the Pandora's Box in the middle of the room and opens the first card. It's the standard Pandora letter. The screen displays a winking, waving Tori Spelling, which makes Cassi hesitate, since she knows how much Adam wants to meet Tori. The second card tempts Cassi with a visit from a celebrity, combined with a celebrity shopping spree. Cassi asks if the visitor is Jessie from Jeff & Jordan's season of Big Brother, adding that she doesn't want to be around such a musclebound idiot even if Adam will get a visit from Tori. When she gets a audio message from the second celebrity, she knows it's Jessie and says, "Forget it. I don't want Jessie around me ever!" Although the producers beg her (in Diary Room sessions that don't make the show), Cassi refuses to change her mind so they admit defeat. Cassi comes downstairs while the Pandora's Box is removed and informs the houseguests about her decision. Adam is unhappy that he won't get to meet Tori but Porsche comments that maybe it's just as well, since Tori won't have to put up with Adam hitting on her. They all laugh at it. Kalia rants further in the DR over the producers' efforts to screw over the house or the HOH, usually the house. However, she calms down enough to note that at least Cassi isn't stuck with Jessie. Cassi agrees wholeheartedly with this, saying that she has more brains than Jessie ever could have. Adam mentions how Jordan had been stuck with Jessie for five weeks. Cassi says, "She has my sympathy. Actually, I'd rather have had him stuck with Rachel for five weeks. That might have been better!" Porsche adds, "Especially if Brendon got into a fight with Jessie!" They all laugh even more. We then see Kalia rubbing the fact that Adam & Shelly are going up in the two newbies' faces and even going so far as to gloat over Shelly going home. When Cassi sees Shelly crying, she comforts the older woman and tells her that she'll call Kalia out for it -- in private. Indeed, Cassi confronts Kalia in the HOH room over her attitude towards Adam and Shelly. Cassi goes so far as to threaten to put Kalia up instead of Shelly if Kalia doesn't cut it out. This shuts Kalia up but she rants about Cassi's actions in the DR. Cassi hopes that Kalia learned her lesson. Cassi and Porsche discuss strategy. They are agreed that Adam and Shelly will go up but they both agree that if either Adam or Shelly somehow wins the PoV, they will backdoor Kalia. But if she's up against Shelly, it won't matter because Cassi will break the tie and send Shelly home. On to the final, anticlimactic nomination segment. Kalia is determined not to make herself any more of a target than she already is. Adam knows he'll be going up but hopes that he can stick around another round. Shelly doesn't even bother to hide her depression over being the likely target. Cassi summons everyone in the kitchen and brings out the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. She pulls out Porsche's key and Porsche pulls out Kalia's key. Cassi says that Adam and Shelly are the nominees only because they are too close to the veterans and because they aren't her allies. As the meeting is adjourned, Shelly says that she appreciates Cassi's honesty in the matter. Cassi says that while she still likes Shelly as a mom, she has to look out for herself and her real parents, who could probably use the money if she wins the whole game. **************************************************************** Okay, Adam and Shelly are the nominees. Now I want you to decide who will win the Power of Veto. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will win the PoV.
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129. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 5" |
I remember what this PoV was. This is gonna be good...After the nominations and the post-nomination DR's, Cassi and Porsche adjourn to the HoH Room while Adam and Shelly talk in the backyard and Kalia remained in the kitchen stuffing her face. Up in the privacy of the HoH Room, Cassi turns on the HoH Room monitor and turn the channel to Kalia stuffing her face in the kitchen. Cassi says, "It would take VERY little provocation right now for me to put up Kalia instead of Adam. If she even so much as looks at me the wrong way, she's going up." Porsche says, "But if you did that, why wouldn't you leave Adam up instead of Shelly?" "Adam isn't worth a $hit in endurance competitions, which Part 1 of the final HoH always is. I want him in the final 3 because he's a guaranteed loss in Part 1. And either of us has a good chance to kill him in Part 2 no matter what it is," says Cassi. "So Kalia'a out before the final no matter what?" says Porsche. "That's the plan," says Cassi, "Fake boobs rule!" In the backyard Shelly says, "I am so doomed. Cassi seems to have her mind made up no matter what happens." "Don't give up," says Adam, "Cassi and Porsche don't like Kalia any more than we do, and neither do the DR people. If Kalia has a brain f@rt at the wrong time and says or does the wrong thing, I don't think it would take much for Cassi to put her up if one of us wins PoV. She likes Porsche a whole lot better than Kalia, and if one of us wins PoV I'm almost sure Kalia's going up." The HG wake up the next morning to find themselves locked out of the backyard and construction noises coming from there. Adam says to the others in the kitchen, "Sounds like they're building a pretty big set out there. Pretty heavy duty poV coming up, I think." Cassi pauses a moment, listening, and says one word: "OTEV." Shelly listens for a few seconds and says, "I think you're right, I think it's OTEV. They usually have one, and we haven't had ours yet." About midafternoon the lockdown is lifted, and the HG go out for the PoV competition, and OTEV it is, in the form of a giant shark. The voice coming out of OTEV explains the rules, which are the standard rules for OTEV, then OTEV asks the first question: "Bring me the HG who was the first former winner evicted from the BB house this season." All five HG find the colored pie plates with D1ck's name on them, but Adam hipchecks Kalia aside on the way to OTEV, prompting an explosion of profanity from Kalia. All of them are right of course, and as the last one back Kalia is out. Next OTEV asks "Who was the first HG to leave the house?" Adam and Shelly both remember Daniele, who left first due to the flu. Porsche is third back but had Keith's pie plate instead, and Cassi had Daniele's, so Porsche was eliminated. The next question from OTEV is "Who did Jeff beat in a competition to get back in the house after his first eviction?" They all remember that it was Brendon, but Shelly is the last one back and is out. Finally OTEV asks "Who was the HG who nominated Adam and D1ck together as HoH?" They both remember that Dominic had done that, but Adam finds a Dominic plate first and comes back to OTEV before Cassi has even found the plate. Adam shows the plate to OTEV, who says "Congratulations, Adam. You have won the Power of Veto." As he grabs the medallion from the peg where it is hanging, Kalia says, "Good job, you cheating son of a b1tch." Adam is not happy to be called that, but only calls her a sore loser as he passes her on his way into the house. In the DR Kalia rants and raves about Adam's hipcheck, while when Adam is in there and is informed that that is what she says he did, he says, "Sure I hipchecked that overstuffed hippopotamus out of the way. I'm not letting that fat obnoxious pig get between me and a shot at 500 G's, no way, nohow. And if I have to, I'll do it all over again." While he's in the DR saying that, Kalia has a fight with Cassi, who tells her off in no uncertain terms, and things remain frosty for the rest of the night.
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130. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 5" |
With one vote, here are the results:The Chenbot greets us on a Wednesday night (this is because the episode will also be an eviction show), locking in the Final Four with just a week left in the game. Adam & Shelly are currently on the block, but everything hinges on the Power of Veto (POV) competition. As usual, we flash back to the blue-toned past to watch Cassi nominate Adam and Shelly. Once the ceremony is concluded, we get the guitar riff to color and hear the usual commentary from the peanut gallery. Cassi tells us that she is now beginning to hope that Adam wins the PoV competition so that he can stick around till the Final 4. She's also beginning to wonder if she should keep Kalia around to the Final 4 or wait till the Final 4 to get rid of her, as Shelly's no prize in competitions either. Shelly says that her only chance is to win the PoV or else hope that Kalia antagonizes Cassi enough that Cassi backdoors Kalia by taking either Adam or Shelly off the block. Adam thinks his best chance is to win the PoV, but thinks he has a good chance to survive even if he doesn't -- as long as the nominee beside him is either Kalia or Shelly. Adam and Shelly sit down in the purple lounge room to discuss their situation. They think that Adam is in the best situation of the two of them: he's safe if the nominations remain the same, and even if Shelly wins the PoV Cassi will most likely backdoor Kalia and she might get rid of Kalia instead of Adam. Meanwhile, Cassi tells Porsche in the HOH room that she is becoming tired of Kalia's antics. What's more, Kalia is more of a threat to win competitions than Adam or Shelly. But she has no intention of backdooring Kalia unless Adam or Shelly wins the PoV. The two women agree that Kalia can't make the finals. She's just too much of a threat to both of them. They'll decide once the PoV competition is over which person they'll get rid of, assuming that one of the nominees wins the PoV, that is. If that doesn't happen, they're getting rid of Shelly. With that, its time for the Veto competition. Everyone goes out to the back yard, which is decorated with a maritime theme. There are also cream pies scattered about the yard. At the top of a ramp is a giant shark. The competition is the annual Otev challenge, where players have to race about the yard to bring back an object (in this case a pie plate) that has the correct answer to Otevs question written on it. When Otev asks his question, the houseguests must race about the yard until they find a pie tin with the correct answer. They must then race back up the ramp (there are ropes to help them) and kneel on a small platform (shaped like a seashell to complement the theme). There will always be one less platform than there are players each round, so barring an incorrect answer, the last houseguest to arrive will be eliminated. Last one standing (or kneeling as it were) wins the POV. Everyone gets a pre-competition confessional in the diary room, but the stakes are pretty cut and dry. Adam and Shelly want to win to take themselves off the block. Kalia wants to win to keep the nominations the same. Cassi and Porsche don't really care either way. So lets get started shall we? The first pie represents the first former winner to be evicted from the Big Brother house. Obviously that is Dicque. The players race about the yard, finding pies and wiping off the filling so they can find the right answer. However, Kalia slips along the way and sprains her ankle! This allows Cassi, Adam, Porsche and Shelly all to beat her back. Although they all have the correct answer (Dicque), Kalia's sprained ankle ensured that she was last and thus eliminated. As Kalia heads inside to get her ankle treated (and stuff her face), OTEV asks who the first person to leave the Big Brother house was. Adam, Cassi and Shelly all remember that it was Daniele, who had the flu. Although Porsche beats Shelly back, her pie features Keith's face and since Shelly's had Daniele's face, Porsche is eliminated. The next question from OTEV is "Who did Jeff beat in a competition to get back in the house after his first eviction?" All three remember that it was Brendon, but Shelly is the last one back and is out. Finally OTEV asks "Who was the HG who nominated Adam and D1ck together as HoH?" They both remember that Dominic had done that, but Adam finds a Dominic plate first and comes back to OTEV just as Cassi finds her Dominic plate: OTEV: Congratulations, Adam. You have won the PoV. As Adam yells and rushes over to get the medallion, Kalia accuses Cassi and Porsche of throwing the competition. Porsche insists that she simply screwed up and Cassi insists that Adam won it fair and square. Shelly is listening to all this, now hopeful that maybe Cassi and Porsche will be mad enough at Kalia to vote her out. **************************************************************** Okay, Adam won the PoV competition and since he's not Marcellas, he's most likely going to take himself off the block. I want you to decide who will be the replacement nominee will be (even though I suspect it will be Kalia). I also want you to post the effect of Jordan's arrival on the jury house.
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131. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 5" |
With one vote, here are the results:The Chenbot greets us on a Wednesday night (this is because the episode will also be an eviction show), locking in the Final Four with just a week left in the game. Adam & Shelly are currently on the block, but everything hinges on the Power of Veto (POV) competition. As usual, we flash back to the blue-toned past to watch Cassi nominate Adam and Shelly. Once the ceremony is concluded, we get the guitar riff to color and hear the usual commentary from the peanut gallery. Cassi tells us that she is now beginning to hope that Adam wins the PoV competition so that he can stick around till the Final 4. She's also beginning to wonder if she should keep Kalia around to the Final 4 or wait till the Final 4 to get rid of her, as Shelly's no prize in competitions either. Shelly says that her only chance is to win the PoV or else hope that Kalia antagonizes Cassi enough that Cassi backdoors Kalia by taking either Adam or Shelly off the block. Adam thinks his best chance is to win the PoV, but thinks he has a good chance to survive even if he doesn't -- as long as the nominee beside him is either Kalia or Shelly. Adam and Shelly sit down in the purple lounge room to discuss their situation. They think that Adam is in the best situation of the two of them: he's safe if the nominations remain the same, and even if Shelly wins the PoV Cassi will most likely backdoor Kalia and she might get rid of Kalia instead of Adam. Meanwhile, Cassi tells Porsche in the HOH room that she is becoming tired of Kalia's antics. What's more, Kalia is more of a threat to win competitions than Adam or Shelly. But she has no intention of backdooring Kalia unless Adam or Shelly wins the PoV. The two women agree that Kalia can't make the finals. She's just too much of a threat to both of them. They'll decide once the PoV competition is over which person they'll get rid of, assuming that one of the nominees wins the PoV, that is. If that doesn't happen, they're getting rid of Shelly. With that, its time for the Veto competition. Everyone goes out to the back yard, which is decorated with a maritime theme. There are also cream pies scattered about the yard. At the top of a ramp is a giant shark. The competition is the annual Otev challenge, where players have to race about the yard to bring back an object (in this case a pie plate) that has the correct answer to Otevs question written on it. When Otev asks his question, the houseguests must race about the yard until they find a pie tin with the correct answer. They must then race back up the ramp (there are ropes to help them) and kneel on a small platform (shaped like a seashell to complement the theme). There will always be one less platform than there are players each round, so barring an incorrect answer, the last houseguest to arrive will be eliminated. Last one standing (or kneeling as it were) wins the POV. Everyone gets a pre-competition confessional in the diary room, but the stakes are pretty cut and dry. Adam and Shelly want to win to take themselves off the block. Kalia wants to win to keep the nominations the same. Cassi and Porsche don't really care either way. So lets get started shall we? The first pie represents the first former winner to be evicted from the Big Brother house. Obviously that is Dicque. The players race about the yard, finding pies and wiping off the filling so they can find the right answer. However, Kalia slips along the way and sprains her ankle! This allows Cassi, Adam, Porsche and Shelly all to beat her back. Although they all have the correct answer (Dicque), Kalia's sprained ankle ensured that she was last and thus eliminated. As Kalia heads inside to get her ankle treated (and stuff her face), OTEV asks who the first person to leave the Big Brother house was. Adam, Cassi and Shelly all remember that it was Daniele, who had the flu. Although Porsche beats Shelly back, her pie features Keith's face and since Shelly's had Daniele's face, Porsche is eliminated. The next question from OTEV is "Who did Jeff beat in a competition to get back in the house after his first eviction?" All three remember that it was Brendon, but Shelly is the last one back and is out. Finally OTEV asks "Who was the HG who nominated Adam and D1ck together as HoH?" They both remember that Dominic had done that, but Adam finds a Dominic plate first and comes back to OTEV just as Cassi finds her Dominic plate: OTEV: Congratulations, Adam. You have won the PoV. As Adam yells and rushes over to get the medallion, Kalia accuses Cassi and Porsche of throwing the competition. Porsche insists that she simply screwed up and Cassi insists that Adam won it fair and square. Shelly is listening to all this, now hopeful that maybe Cassi and Porsche will be mad enough at Kalia to vote her out. **************************************************************** Okay, Adam won the PoV competition and since he's not Marcellas, he's most likely going to take himself off the block. I want you to decide who will be the replacement nominee will be (even though I suspect it will be Kalia). I also want you to post the effect of Jordan's arrival on the jury house.
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132. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 5" |
You're reading my mind, BelleBook, ha, ha...The HG wake up in the morning and, after the usual morning ADL's, go to the kitchen for breakfast, where they find Kalia stuffing her face. Shelly says, "'Twas ever thus. Stuffing your face again. No blinkin' wonder you turned your ankle yesterday. That thirty pounds of extra lard is gonna cost you this game," and makes no effort whatsoever to conceal her contempt for Kalia at this late stage. This provokes a nasty argument that lasts twenty minutes, till Kalia storms out. Later that morning Kalia crosses paths with Shelly and they argue again, and Kalia plays the race card. This causes Shelly to flip out, going on an uncharacteristically nasty tirade and calling Kalia every name she can think of, most having to do with her weight. Finally the other women pull Shelly away, then return to give Kalia their own dressing down. In the purple lounge after lunch (nobody is outside due to a rare SoCal September rainstorm), Adam says to Shelly, "What's got into you, with all this fighting with Kalia?" Shelly says, "Number one, I can't stand that fat b1tch anymore, and number two, I'm trying to make Cassi and Porsche so tired of her bull$hit that they vote her out instead of me." Adam says, "Well, you have my vote. I busted my a$$ to get in good enough shape that they'd let me play this game, and here's somebody with so little respect for the game that she's eating her way out of it. Plus playing the race card like she does, I have no use for that. After almost 70 days in the house with that witch, I've had it up to here with her." At the jury house, we see the guys lounging around the pool, nobody saying much. As the afternoon sun drops down the sky and the shadows get longer, Jeff finally says, "This is Friday, ain't it? Shouldn't we be due for another evictee?" "Oughta be, if they're on schedule", says D1ck, "and if those dunces wanna win the stinkin' game, it better be Jordan." About three minutes later a limo pulls up and the guys all stand up to greet its passenger. It is Jordan, who yelps with delight at seeing Jeff and rushes into his arms. As soon as the bear hugging and tongue wrestling are over, D1ck says, "So what happened to you? A mass outbreak of brains in the house?" Jordan says. "Pretty much. They were all scared to death to let me even get near the final. Don't know why, I'm just a dumb l'il ol' North Carolina girl." "With the cutest face and greatest body and sweetest personality in the whole world," says Jeff, "Even Boobs Inc. doesn't want to sit next to you. 'cause you blow them away." Jordan blushes at the compliments. She dumps her stuff inside, then comes out in a bikini for some sun before dinner. She catches the guys admiring her body and says, "You guys BETTER appreciate the view, this rack cost me a bunch of money." That evening they watch the DVD Jordan brought with her, D1ck says at one point, "Are my eyes going bad in my old age or is Kalia packing on the pounds pretty seriously?" "She's gained thirty pounds if she's gained an ounce," says Jordan, "She makes me look skinny, and skinny I'm not." "You're just right", says Jeff, making her blush again. At the end of the DVD, D1ck says, "Boy, Kalia's starting to dig her own grave bigtime. I've known some snotty b1tches in my 40+ years on this planet, even fathered one. But Kalia's really copping a 'tude bigtime." Dominic says, "I've been out of that house as long as you have, D1ck, and even not being in there the last week, I can tell you right now, there isn't one vote for her in that house, and I doubt there are any here either." The others all confirm that there isn't, then Jordan says, "If she gets any worse than she was when I left, they'll kill her. She's the worst b1tch I think I've ever met, including that bunch of wackjobs from my season." Back in the BB house, they haven't killed Kalia yet, but the fights continue, with an especially nasty one during the pre-PoV outdoor lockdown during which the other women call her every name in the book, even a couple slurs. Shelly later gets reamed out in the DR for slurring Kalia, and they tell her that the only reason she doesn't get a penalty vote is that Kalia herself is so nasty. Shelly goes to Cassi and says, "I don't care which one of us you vote out, but when Adam takes himself down, put that worthless tub of lard Kalia on the block. If I have to spend another week in this house with that fat b1tch they'll be trying me for homicide." Then they both go to the living room for the PoV meeting, which was delayed so BB could ream Shelly out in the DR. Adam gives the usual routine speech, takes his shot at Marcellas, then vetoes his nomination. Cassi gets up, looks Kalia in the eye with a steely glare, and says, "Kalia. I nominate you for eviction. And frankly, at this point I couldn't care less if they vote you out." Adam says, "This meeting is closed." Kalia sits there in shock as Adam puts the PoV medallion away and the other HG silently leave the room without even looking at her.
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133. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 5" |
Here is the PoV ceremony and the latest goings-on at the jury house:Adam celebrates in the diary room, noting there is no sounder sleep you can have in this house than when you have the POV medallion around your neck. Of course, he's never been in the HOH room. Cassi says that she's backdooring Kalia now, especially because Kalia is now a pain in the neck. Before we get to the POV meeting and the rest of tonights game proceedings, its time to check in on the jury house to see what impact Jordan's arrival has. At the jury house, we see the guys lounging around the pool, nobody saying much. As the afternoon sun drops down the sky and the shadows get longer, Jeff finally says, "This is Friday, ain't it? Shouldn't we be due for another evictee?" "Oughta be, if they're on schedule", says Dicque, "and if those dunces wanna win the stinkin' game, it better be Jordan." About three minutes later a limo pulls up and the guys all stand up to greet its passenger. It is Jordan, who yelps with delight at seeing Jeff and rushes into his arms. As soon as the bear hugging and tongue wrestling are over, Dicque says, "So what happened to you? Was it a mass outbreak of brains in the house?" Jordan says, "Pretty much. They were all scared to death to let me even get near the final. Don't know why, I'm just a dumb l'il ol' North Carolina girl." "With the cutest face and greatest body and sweetest personality in the whole world," says Jeff, "Even Boobs Inc. doesn't want to sit next to you. 'cause you blow them away." Jordan blushes at the compliments. She dumps her stuff inside, then comes out in a bikini for some sun before dinner. She catches the guys admiring her body and says, "You guys BETTER appreciate the view, this rack cost me a bunch of money."
That evening they watch the DVD Jordan brought with her. Dicque says at one point, "Are my eyes going bad in my old age or is Kalia packing on the pounds pretty seriously?" "She's gained thirty pounds if she's gained an ounce," says Jordan. "She makes me look skinny, and skinny I'm not." "You're just right", says Jeff, making her blush again. At the end of the DVD, Dicque says, "Boy, Kalia's starting to dig her own grave bigtime. I've known some snotty b1tches in my 40+ years on this planet, even fathered one. But Kalia's really copping a 'tude bigtime." Dominic says, "I've been out of that house as long as you have, Dicque, and even not being in there the last week, I can tell you right now, there isn't one vote for her in that house, and I doubt there are any here either." The others all confirm that there isn't, then Jordan says, "If she gets any worse than she was when I left, they'll kill her. The only people that might be worse than her are Chima and Natalie!" Getting back to the game, Kalia is stuffing her face at breakfast. Shelly says, "'Twas ever thus. Stuffing your face again. No blinkin' wonder you turned your ankle yesterday. That thirty pounds of extra lard is gonna cost you this game," and makes no effort whatsoever to conceal her contempt for Kalia at this late stage. This provokes a nasty argument that lasts twenty minutes, till Kalia storms out. Later that morning Kalia crosses paths with Shelly and they argue again, and Kalia plays the race card. This causes Shelly to flip out, going on an uncharacteristically nasty tirade and calling Kalia every name she can think of, most having to do with her weight. Finally the other women pull Shelly away, then return to give Kalia their own dressing down. In the purple lounge after lunch (nobody is outside due to a rare SoCal September rainstorm), Adam says to Shelly, "What's got into you, with all this fighting with Kalia?" Shelly says, "Number one, I can't stand that fat witch anymore, and number two, I'm trying to make Cassi and Porsche so tired of her bull$hit that they vote her out instead of me." Adam says, "Well, you have my vote. I busted my a$$ to get in good enough shape that they'd let me play this game, and here's somebody with so little respect for the game that she's eating her way out of it. Plus playing the race card like she does, I have no use for that. After almost 70 days in the house with that witch, I've had it up to here with her." Later, Shelly goes to Cassi and says, "I don't care which one of us you vote out, but when Adam takes himself down, put that worthless tub of lard Kalia on the block. If I have to spend another week in this house with that fat witch they'll be trying me for homicide." Cassi reassures her, "Don't worry. I already was thinking of doing so in case Adam or you won the PoV, and I'm definitely going to do so now." Shelly is naturally delighted at this. Then they both go to the living room for the PoV meeting. Adam gives the usual routine speech, takes his shot at Marcellas, then vetoes his nomination. Cassi gets up, looks Kalia in the eye with a steely glare, and says, "Kalia. I nominate you for eviction. And frankly, at this point I couldn't care less if they vote you out." Adam says, "This meeting is closed." Kalia sits there in shock as Adam puts the PoV medallion away and the other HG silently leave the room without even looking at her. **************************************************************** Okay, Kalia is on the chopping block. Now I want you to decide whether Kalia or Shelly is the next member of the jury, and who of the remaining Final 4 will be the next HOH (not counting Cassi). I'll take votes and the person between Kalia and Shelly who gets the most votes will be evicted while the person who gets the most votes between Adam, Porsche and either Kalia or Shelly will be the new HOH.
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134. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 5" |
As the week goes on and the arguments and fights pile up, the rest of the HG start holding some serious discussions on whether or not to throw Kalia right out or keep her alive as a finals goat. The jury house has unanimously agreed that they don't want Kalia among them till it's absolutely necessary, but they also know they don't have a vote on it. They actually discuss whether or not to oppose other HG who send her to them too soon, but never reach any conclusions. Meanwhile, Adam, Cassi and Porsche want to get her out of their lives, but are also all wary of sending her to the jury house with a week to go in the game and pi$$ing them off by inflicting her upon them. They don't reach any conclusions either, and as Tuesday arrives and a "live" eviction show is taped for broadcast Wednesday, Kalia's and Shelly's fates are very much up in the air.The "live" show that isn't starts with the rehash of the HoH competition, the nominations, OTEV, very limited coverage of all the arguments and fights, which actually took up several hours, and as many DR's as they could shoehorn in, then a commercial break is run, then the PoV meeting and more DR's are shown. Cassi is interviewed in the HoH Room, and she says, "I don't know how much of the fighting you had time to show, but the whole house is mad at Kalia and she doesn't have a friend in here right now." What Cassi doesn't know is that during the first commercial break Adam and Porsche had snuck off to the kitchen for a very brief conversation, and they had prepared a dirty trick they were going to pull on Cassi. Cassi goes back downstairs and Chenbot calls for the live vote. As per their commercial break conversation, Adam votes to evict Kalia and Porsche votes to evict Shelly, thus causing a tie without anybody knowing who voted which way and making Cassi look bad by breaking the tie. The look of dismay on her face is very obvious as Chenbot announces the tie, but Cassi bites the bullet and votes to evict Kalia. Kalia takes the walk of shame with surprisingly little fanfare and complaining and a minimum of hugs. When she gets to the Chenbot, she is asked what made her think she could get away with doing so much fighting with everybody in the house. Kalia says, "At that point I didn't give a damn anymore. I didn't expect to make the final anyway unless it was as somebody's goat, and of the four people still in there at least three of them if not all four would hand me my head on a silver platter before the jury even if I wasn't such a witch. At that point I stopped giving a $hit and didn't take anything off any of them." The goodbye messages are shown, and Kalia is ripped new holes by all four of them. Inside the house, Cassi says, "All right, you two, what's with the tie vote? I know both of you hate Kalia with a passion, what were you up to?" Adam says, "I won't say who voted for who, in case the cameras and mikes pick it up, but I'll be flat out honest with you, that was arranged." "When?" says Cassi. "During the first commercial break," says Adam. "The idea was to make you break a tie and pi$$ Kalia off at you without her knowing which of us to blame. It was a pure jury move, on the expectation that you'll make the final." "Was pi$$ing her off all week part of the plan too?" "Not all we said was, a lot of it was honest," says Adam, "but I've been thinking about this move for weeks along with Porsche." CBS has to bleep out Cassi's reply, which was very profane. The HG are then sent to the backyard for the HoH competition. It is simple, short and sweet, and when it is over Adam wins his first and only HoH. Adam takes the HoH key from Cassi without celebrating much, and when Shelly asks why he isn't getting excited he says, "Because A. I just put Cassi on a spot with that tie move and don't want to gloat about anything right now, and B. the HoH isn't the big deal at final 4 anyway, it's the PoV. And Cassi is such a challenge machine I figure she'll probably win it." They go in to do post-HoH DR's, and the evening is dull till the HoH reveal.
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135. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 5" |
Okay, here are the eviction results and the HOH results:With all of the pre-show business taken care of, its time to get to the vote. As always, the nominees get one final plea. Shelly says that she loves everyone except Kalia and hopes they put her out of her misery, either by getting rid of Kalia or by getting rid of Shelly herself. Kalia directs her speech at each of the other three potential voters (with Cassi voting in the event of a tie). She tells Adam to stop playing like a fan and start playing like an All-Star. She then urges Porsche and Cassi to remain loyal to her as a fellow amiga. With that, its time for the vote. Porsche votes for Shelly as part of a secret agreement with Adam to make Cassi look like the bad guy. Adam then votes for Kalia, forcing a tie. Cassi looks surprised when she finds out that there was a tie but she has had enough of Kalia so she votes to evict Kalia. Kalia takes the walk of shame with surprisingly little fanfare and complaining and a minimum of hugs. When she gets to the Chenbot, she is asked what made her think she could get away with doing so much fighting with everybody in the house. Kalia says, "At that point I didn't give a damn anymore. I didn't expect to make the finals anyway unless it was as somebody's goat, and of the four people still in there at least three of them if not all four would hand me my head on a silver platter before the jury even if I wasn't such a witch. At that point I stopped giving a $hit and didn't take anything off any of them." The goodbye messages are shown, and Kalia is ripped new holes by all four of them. Back inside the house, the contestants have watched Kalia's picture fade to black and white. Cassi says, "All right, you two, what's with the tie vote? I know both of you hate Kalia with a passion, what were you up to?" Adam says, "I won't say who voted for who, in case the cameras and mikes pick it up, but I'll be flat out honest with you, that was arranged." "When?" says Cassi. "During the first commercial break," says Adam. "The idea was to make you break a tie and pi$$ Kalia off at you without her knowing which of us to blame. It was a pure jury move, on the expectation that you'll make the final." "Was pi$$ing her off all week part of the plan too?" "Not all we said was, a lot of it was honest," says Adam, "but I've been thinking about this move for weeks along with Porsche." Cassi just shakes her head and says, "I'll keep my eyes on you two." Its almost time for the HOH competition, but first (had to get one in before the Chenbot said it), we are introduced once again to the fortune teller machine in the purple room. We go back into the house and watch as a passing Porsche is caught off guard by the machine laughing. It tells her to gather all the houseguests before her. With everyone excitedly crammed into the room, the fortune teller introduces itself, then starts launching into some weird predictions for the future. Once shes done, she rudely tells the houseguests to leave her presence. This process repeats constantly throughout the entire night. The machine laughs, everyone wakes up and rushes to the machine, it gives the latest prediction, and they all go back to bed. Among the predictions is an assertion that Jeff will wander the streets of Chicago muttering Clown shoe!; that Kalia will earn her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester and that Brendon will cure Athletes Foot, an ailment that has plagued him his entire life. Also, Keith will host a dating game show, but it will be cancelled after he tries to date all 29 female contestants. This leads us into the HOH competition, appropriately entitled Big Brother Fortune Teller. The Chenbot will offer six statements about the fortunes. The houseguests must choose (via their multiple choice triangles) whether the statement is true or false. Whoever has the most points wins. Question #1: Jeff will be last seen wandering the streets of Chicago, muttering the words, Clown shoes. Everyone chooses False and everyone is right. The machine said clown shoe, not clown shoes. Question #2: Brendon will discover the cure for an ailment that plagued him his entire life Athletes Foot. Adam and Porsche earn a point by guessing True. Question #3: "Rachel will give birth to a nine-pound, six-ounce bouncing baby boy, naming it Bookie Junior after its proud father." Adam and Shelly guess it to be true and Adam pulls into the lead with 3 points. Question #4: Keiths new dating show will be short-lived after he tried to date all 29 contestants. Adam and Porsche score again with False. The fortune specified that the 29 contestants were all females (as far as we know, Keith has no desire to hit on male contestants). Question #5: Dominic will grace the cover of 17 magazines with the headline, The DOM-inator. Again, we didnt hear this one on the show, but the answer is False. Apparently the headline was Total DOM-ination. Adam and Shelly get this one right and Adam is two points ahead of the others. Question #6: Evel ##### will legally change his name from Evel ##### to Old St. #####. Again, we didnt get to see this one on the show. The answer is False, as the fortune teller never mentioned the word legally. Chenbot: Adam, you answered false. That is correct. With a perfect 6 for 6, congratulations, Adam. You are the new HOH! Adam flashes the heavy metal devil horns and lets out a long overdue victory grunt. But otherwise he is subdued when he takes the HOH key from Cassi. When Shelly asks why he isn't getting excited he says, "Because A. I just put Cassi on a spot with that tie move and don't want to gloat about anything right now, and B. the HoH isn't the big deal at final 4 anyway, it's the PoV. And Cassi is such a challenge machine I figure she'll probably win it." **************************************************************** Okay, Kalia is gone (and I wouldn't have wanted her around much beyond that point anyway), and Adam is the new HOH. I want you to decide who the nominees will be and who the PoV winner will be. I'll take votes and the first two people with the most votes will be the new nominees while the next one with the most votes will be the PoV winner. We have only two more rounds till the finals, so make your votes count!
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136. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final 5" |
With only two days after Kalia's eviction till the next live eviction, the surviving four HG have a lot going on in a short time and a lot of decisions to make. The HG have to weigh not only what moves to make, but how they'll impact the jury, and they have to be wary of each other all the while after the premeditated fast one Adam and Porsche pulled on Cassi.The HG wake up early the next morning, and about midmorning BB pulls an outdoor lockdown on them, with Adam in the DR. He calls them in for the nomination ceremony, gives the same old boring spiel they've been using on each other for two months now, and to absolutely no one's surprise, pulls Porsche's key out of the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death. Adam says, "Cassi, you're the best challenge machine I've ever seen in all the years I've been watching BB, and with a little more luck you might have won at least three or four more HoH's and PoV's, and the few we have left are the most critical in the game, so you've gotta go. Shelly, there are three people already on that jury that I fear you've got in your pocket, and you only need one more to beat my a$$, so I gotta get you out if I can. Obviously I can't take you both out, but getting rid of either of you vastly improves my chances in the game, so that's why the two of you are my nominees for eviction this week." Adam closes the ceremony and removes the wheel, and the HG do a round of DR's commenting on the nominations. BB doesn't screw around much, as there's a long way to go and a short time to get there. With four players left there's no need for the Bag of Doom, so that afternoon the HG go right out to play the PoV game. And like the challenge machine that she is, Cassi cuts out their hearts and barbecues them with one of the most dominant challenge victories of all time in BB history. With control of her own destiny, Cassi now has the evening, night, and much of the next day to contemplate who to vote out after she pulls herself off the block the next day and to field suggestions and deal offers, and she has several busy hours of just that before she calls it a night.
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143. "Big Brother 13: What If? Finale" |
After another commercial break, the jury is brought into the studio in the order of their eviction. They take their seats off to the side. The Chenbot then brings out Adam. Nobody looks too surprised by this.The six jurors who were in the jury house deliberate on the three finalists as discussed above, and though they can't tailor them too well to specific finalists because they don't know yet who will be the final two, after a couple hours of wrangling they agree on the following set of questions to be asked of the finalists at the finale:
Jeff: What was the best strategic move you made all season and why did you make it? Cassi says that her best strategic move was to backdoor Radon because that was the starting point of her journey to the finals. Porsche says that her best move was to be aligned with Dominic and Cassi. Dicque: Which side of your game, competitions, strategic or social, was most important to your success and why? Cassi says that they all were important to her success, but the one that was most important was the strategic side. Porsche says it was the competitive side. Dominic: If you could have back any one decision you made or thing you did during the season, what would it be and why? Porsche says that she would have not aided Adam in pulling a fast one on Cassi when Kalia was evicted. Cassi says that she would have been closer to Dominic as the game progressed. Kalia: Why do you deserve to have us vote you the half million dollars? Cassi says that she was a triple threat -- strategic, social and competitive but above all, she was strategic. Porsche says that she remained herself in the game. Jordan: How important is it in Big Brother to get to know your fellow houseguests as people? Cassi says that it's very important, although some people make it hard to do so. Porsche says that it's important but not as important as Cassi thinks. Shelly: What was your motivation for coming on Big Brother? Porsche says that she wanted to be famous. Cassi says that she wanted to do her best and see how far she could go, and that the money was an additional factor. Adam, who was still in the house when this meeting was held and had to come up with his own question, asks: How important is it to talk game a lot with the other players and why? Cassi says that it is very important, and it was the key reason she was able to stay on top of things. Porsche says that it was important but doesn't seem to think it was that important. It's time to vote for a winner, but first the ladies get one final plea. Cassi begins by reminding everyone that she played a complete game. She learned how to be strategic and that was the most important thing; she became a strong competitor and above all, she remained nice throughout. She succeeded in all three aspects of the game, and that's why she deserves to win. Porsche says that she laid low and avoided being a major threat while helping those on her side who were get rid of those who were threats to her game. She did her part and that is why she is here. **************************************************************** Okay, the jurors have asked their questions, Cassi and Porsche responded and made their final pleas. Now it's time for you to decide who the winner is and whom each juror will vote for. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person whom most of the jurors vote for will be the winner.
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146. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Finale" |
Here are the final results:After another commercial break, the jurors come forward one by one to put their key in the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death, and each makes a comment without showing for whom they had voted. Jeff puts his key in, and as he does so he says, "You gotta have more to you than a big chest, and one of you did, and one of you really didn't." Dicque says, "If I were the other person in that house right now, I'd have a lot of trouble beating this person I'm voting for. The other person I'd beat 6-1 or 7-0." Dominic says, "I got a lot of kidding for being a 25 year old virgin. That wasn't such a bad thing in this house." Kalia says, "I fear that the rest of this jury will richly reward backstabbing and disloyalty. But it will do so with no help from me." Jordan says, "I don't know what some people think of as disloyal, but you were honest with me and kept your word the best you could, and you did a good job playing the game." Shelly says, "I know which of you is as phony as a $3 bill and which one is at least real most of the time, and the folks back home would think pretty ill of me if I voted for the biggest phony." Adam says, "You are a better player than most of the people who have won this game. It was an honor to play with you." He also apologizes to Fara for not bringing home the bacon this time, but promises hell win next time when hes brought back for the next All-Star season. After those comments there was little question who had won, but for now its time to reunite the entire cast, so the Chenbot reintroduces us to Daniele, Keith, Rachel, Lawon and Brendon. Keith and Lawon aren't asked anything. Well start with Daniele, who had to leave due to a bad case of the flu. How did it feel to go out early because of the flu? She says it was awful and it was even worse because her case was so severe she had to go to the hospital! Fortunately, she was able to leave the hospital within a week but there was no way she was going to be able to get a chance to come back. When asked what the most surprising thing she saw was, Daniele says that she was surprised Cassi turned out to be as good as she was in the game. She has to tip her hat to the woman. Rachel, of course, thinks Cassi is phony but even she has to admit that Cassi was a strong competitor. When asked how Radon is doing, Rachel says that she learned some of the things Brendon had said in his good-bye message and she is uncertain if she'll ever marry him. The Chenbot suggests she get therapy, as does just about every other houseguest. Rachel says she'll think about it. It's time for the final results. When the Chenbot reveals the votes, they show that Cassi has won 6-1, with only Kalia voting for Porsche. Inside the house, Porsche congratulates a thrilled Cassi. The Chenbot calls the final two out of the house, and when they come out Cassi is greeted by thunderous cheers. The Chenbot asks Cassi how she did it, and Cassi says, "I didn't go in there and shut my brain down for 74 days or lay around and get fat like some people did. I was thinking game every waking moment, and I did what I had to do when I had to do it. I didn't miss many opportunities." When asked what her downfall was, Porsche says, "I knew I had to get Cassi out at the end to win and I never got the chance to get it done, but I couldn't turn my back on her too soon or I wouldn't be here right now, I'd have been in the jury. She was just better than me." The Chenbot asks Dicque why the veterans' alliance disintegrated the way it did, and he explains that Rachel was a mental case and that Brendon wasn't much better, sometimes treating her badly as well. He didn't want to stay around such head cases so he jumped ship for a time. Jeff agreed that Radon's antics started the whole process but he adds that his own actions at the end of Week 3 and the beginning of Week 4 completed the process. He acted like a total idiot and he is embarrassed that he acted the way he did. Dicque says that at least Jeff realized he was such a jerk. After this a commercial break is run, then after the break the Chenbot reveals that Jordan won America's Vote for most popular HG and $25,000. After Cassi and everyone except Rachel and Kalia congratulate Jordan, the season ends. ***************************************************************** Okay, Cassi is the official winner of Big Brother 13: What If? I'd like some comments and afterwards, I'll comment on what each person did right (in terms of the game-within-the-game) and what they did wrong, using some rules from RealityNewsOnline.
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147. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Finale" |
When I realized I was the only one voting I knew Cassi was going to wind up going a long way, but I needed to work it out the whole way to be sure she would win that easily. I'm a bit surprised Rachel won the real game because, even though most BB HG are NOT smarter than the average bear, it's Reality Game 101 in shows with the players doing their own voting that you get power couples out as soon as possible, and when you have 2 power couples working together as you did in BB 13, it's that much more important to get as many of them out as you can before the jury starts forming. In the real game I thought the newbies started splintering and looking out for themselves as individuals too early, and should have done that only when directly threatened till the duos twist was over and the jury was forming. Had D1ck not been forced to leave as he did in the real game, I think the newbies would have fallen apart like a crushed bushel basket and Rachel would have stayed under control better, and given a decent performance in the HoH competitions, the vets might very well have pagonged the newbies. As it went in What If?, I figured if the newbies had kept their heads out of their a$$e$ a little better and just played basic BB 101, they should have been able to drive home their numerical advantage and get out most of the vets before they started cannibalizing each other too much, and I tried to make my writeups reflect that. Had all 14 HG played to the best of their ability, I think Cassi should have won.
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11-17-11, 04:32 AM (EST)
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149. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Finale" |
I had my bullseye on Rachel right from the start. I could never understand why, either time she played the real game, people would put up with such a wackjob and voted others out instead. I was bound and determined that in this thread Rachel was gonna get the gate like she should have in the real game. I thought some of the smarter newbies in the real game should have realized how much of a nutjob Rachel really was and done all they could without being too blatant about it to drive Rachel up the wall and either make her so obnoxious that people voted her out for their own sanity or intentionally drove her so insane that she left voluntarily or was pulled out of the game by the producers on shrinks' advice. As happened here in What If?, if they'd have got Rachel out pre-jury in the real game, Brendon would have followed quickly and the newbies would have had one power couple completely out of the game before the first juror was seated, and the newbies' chances would have improved exponentially. As it was, three of the four people from the two power couples were still in post-jury, and we all know how that turned out.
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150. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Finale" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-17-11 AT 11:38 AM (EST)Trust me, if I'd been in the real game I'd have done my best to get Rachel out early. If I'd been in the game instead of say, Shelly, I would've approached Cassi quickly and formed a side alliance with Jeff & Jordan with the intent of keeping Cassi & I safe, but my real alliance would have been with the newbies. Then I would have tried my hardest to win the second HOH competition so that I could keep Cassi safe (and myself, of course). If that had worked, I'd have put up Adam & Dominic with the hope of convincing the veterans I was with them while secretly hoping that they would win the PoV and thus I'd get my real targets -- Radon -- on the block. Then if I learned that Brendon was trying to get everyone to vote for him instead of Rachel (and I'm sure I would have learned it), I would have done my best to drive Rachel crazy so that everyone would vote her out for their own sanity. With her gone, Brendon would soon follow and Cassi & I would have been a whole lot safer.
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151. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Finale" |
If I had been in the real game I don't think I'd have done the side alliance thing right off the get-go. I'd have tried to get partnered up with the prettiest girl on the newbies, Cassi, and tried to stick together. Side alliances are a bit risky in a game like BB where anything you say usually winds up getting back to the others on your main alliance, so you have to be careful what you say to whom. So I'd have been loyal to the newbies till they started splintering, then when I was confident I knew who was working with whom, I'd have started to make some moves. But right from the start my crosshairs would have been on Rachel, and I'd have stopped at nothing to get her out.
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153. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Finale" |
The trouble with that is that sooner or later your side alliance is going to find out they are just that, and you might find yourself in their crosshairs at an early stage of the game. Mind you, I wouldn't have unnecessarily $hit on the veterans, but I would have stayed strictly loyal to the newbies at least till the jury started forming, and I'd have made sure everybody knew that. And I'd have tried like hell to win an early HoH, as early as possible, and if I did I'd have heavily used the HoH Room monitor to find out who was talking to whom and who was working with whom, and I'd have used that information to figure out to the best of my ability who I could trust and who I needed to get out of the house before they could stab me in the back. But I wouldn't have started backstabbing people myself till I really needed to.
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155. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Finale" |
They didn't really show any HoH using the monitor much, but I'd have it on most of the time if I was HoH. The monitor is the best friend an HoH has if he/she uses it, and whenever I wasn't sleeping, eating or locked out of the HoH Room, I'd have it on. The information is invaluable, especially early in the game, and if you can use that information to dig out untrustworthy HG and get them out before they can bite you in the a$$, it can win you the game.
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144. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
After another commercial break, the jury is brought into the studio in the order of their eviction. They take their seats off to the side. The Chenbot then brings out Adam. Nobody looks too surprised by this.The six jurors who were in the jury house deliberate on the three finalists as discussed above, and though they can't tailor them too well to specific finalists because they don't know yet who will be the final two, after a couple hours of wrangling they agree on the following set of questions to be asked of the finalists at the finale:
Jeff: What was the best strategic move you made all season and why did you make it? Cassi says that her best strategic move was to backdoor Radon because that was the starting point of her journey to the finals. Porsche says that her best move was to be aligned with Dominic and Cassi. Dicque: Which side of your game, competitions, strategic or social, was most important to your success and why? Cassi says that they all were important to her success, but the one that was most important was the strategic side. Porsche says it was the competitive side. Dominic: If you could have back any one decision you made or thing you did during the season, what would it be and why? Porsche says that she would have not aided Adam in pulling a fast one on Cassi when Kalia was evicted. Cassi says that she would have been closer to Dominic as the game progressed. Kalia: Why do you deserve to have us vote you the half million dollars? Cassi says that she was a triple threat -- strategic, social and competitive but above all, she was strategic. Porsche says that she remained herself in the game. Jordan: How important is it in Big Brother to get to know your fellow houseguests as people? Cassi says that it's very important, although some people make it hard to do so. Porsche says that it's important but not as important as Cassi thinks. Shelly: What was your motivation for coming on Big Brother? Porsche says that she wanted to be famous. Cassi says that she wanted to do her best and see how far she could go, and that the money was an additional factor. Adam, who was still in the house when this meeting was held and had to come up with his own question, asks: How important is it to talk game a lot with the other players and why? Cassi says that it is very important, and it was the key reason she was able to stay on top of things. Porsche says that it was important but doesn't seem to think it was that important. It's time to vote for a winner, but first the ladies get one final plea. Cassi begins by reminding everyone that she played a complete game. She learned how to be strategic and that was the most important thing; she became a strong competitor and above all, she remained nice throughout. She succeeded in all three aspects of the game, and that's why she deserves to win. Porsche says that she laid low and avoided being a major threat while helping those on her side who were get rid of those who were threats to her game. She did her part and that is why she is here. **************************************************************** Okay, the jurors have asked their questions, Cassi and Porsche responded and made their final pleas. Now it's time for you to decide who the winner is and whom each juror will vote for. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person whom most of the jurors vote for will be the winner.
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11-16-11, 03:49 AM (EST)
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145. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
After another commercial break, the jurors come forward one by one to put their key in the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death, and each makes a comment without showing for whom they had voted.Jeff puts his key in, and as he does so he says, "You gotta have more to you than a big chest, and one of you did, and one of you really didn't." D1ck says, "If I were the other person in that house right now, I'd have a lot of trouble beating this person I'm voting for. The other person I'd beat 6-1 or 7-0." Dominic says, "I got a lot of kidding for being a 25 year old virgin. That wasn't such a bad thing in this house." Kalia says, "I fear that the rest of this jury will richly reward backstabbing and disloyalty. But it will do so with no help from me." Jordan says, "I don't know what some people think of as disloyal, but you were honest with me and kept your word the best you could, and you did a good job playing the game." Shelly says, "I know which of you is as phony as a $3 bill and which one is at least real most of the time, and the folks back home would think pretty ill of me if I voted for the biggest phony." Adam says, "You are a better player than most of the people who have won this game. It was an honor to play with you." After those comments there was little question who had won, and when the Chenbot reveals the votes, they show that Cassi has won 6-1, with only Kalia voting for Porsche. The Chenbot calls the final two out of the house, and when they come out Cassi is greeted by thunderous cheers. The Chenbot asks Cassi how she did it, and Cassi says, "I didn't go in there and shut my brain down for 74 days or lay around and get fat like some people did. I was thinking game every waking moment, and I did what I had to do when I had to do it. I didn't miss many opportunities." When asked what her downfall was, Porsche says, "I knew I had to get Cassi out at the end to win and I never got the chance to get it done, but I couldn't turn my back on her too soon or I wouldn't be here right now, I'd have been in the jury." The Chenbot interviews several other HG, then a commercial break is run, then after the break the Chenbot reveals that Jordan won Anerica's Vote for most popular HG, and the season ends.
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11-25-11, 08:51 PM (EST)
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158. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
I'm here, and as promised, here are the comments on why all but Cassi lost, starting with the pre-jury members:Keith -- to his credit, he schemed and plotted, becoming part of the initial Regulators alliance along with Dominic, Lawon and Porsche. He also was part of the overall newbies alliance with Cassi and Adam (sometimes) added in. However, he failed to keep his opposition to the veterans secret and he played too hard too soon, especially when it came to his flirting with other women. These made him a threat and although he played nice to some degree, his efforts to flirt hurt any efforts he might have made to act like an adult. It didn't help him any that Kalia was willing to sell him out on a silver platter. Rachel -- do you have to ask? She (and Brendon to some degree) tended to rely more on challenge strength than on scheming and plotting. She was openly on the other side of the soon-to-be dominant alliance, was inflexible and was a real threat to win challenges to boot. But what got her sent home before Brendon was her failure to control her emotions and her total failure in pretending to be nice or acting like an adult. Lawon -- he plotted and schemed enough to be in the Regulators alliance but he wasn't one of the major plotters amongst the newbies. Also he was openly aligned with the newbies. But the biggest reason was that Jeff failed to choose a better pair to be the pawns in his strategy to get rid of Dominic since Lawon and Shelly were bad at challenges. Brendon -- he was better at plotting and scheming than Rachel but that wasn't saying much. Like Rachel he was openly on the veterans' side, was pretty much inflexible and was an even bigger challenge threat. But what killed him was his giving up after Rachel left, thus in a sense failing to control his own emotions and rally from a loss. **************************************************************** The comments on why five of the seven jurors lost will be up tomorrow, and then I'll conclude with the last two jurors, with the runner-up and with the winner. Of course, in the real game (the voting one), the real reason why Rachel lost was just because I couldn't stand her and wanted her gone!
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11-26-11, 02:04 AM (EST)
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159. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Pretty much why I opposed Rachel as well. In the real TV game it shocked me that Rachel was able to control herself well enough after Brendon left to go on and get the win. Had I been a HG in that game I'd have gotten Rachel out first or died trying, and I suspect that is true of you as well, Belle Book. I would not have wanted to spend 74 days in a house with a wackjob like that, and would have preferred early elimination to being cooped up with that nutcase. Keith and Lawon lost here for similar reasons to why they lost the real game, Daniele was substituted for D1ck in the early exit department, and in the real game, if Rachel had actually gone out instead of winning, I have no doubt Brendon would have lost interest and would have asked to be evicted next to go be with her.
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11-26-11, 12:28 PM (EST)
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160. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
I agree with you on all counts. And having Daniele out did help Cassi's chances out, since Daniele also wanted Cassi out, mainly since she wanted to be Dominic's closest ally. Of course, if I'd been there instead of Shelly, I'd have ensured that I was Cassi's closest ally and Daniele would've had nothing to fear. Anyway, here are the first five jurors:Jeff -- he wasn't as good at plotting and scheming as Cassi or even Dicque, he was too obviously on the veterans' side, he was inflexible in terms of whose side he'd be on and he was a major challenge threat. In his first eviction, he also lost control of his emotions and failed to pretend to be nice and act like an adult. Although he came to his senses, the damage was done and it affected his second eviction to some degree. Dicque -- although he was more flexible than any of the other veterans, his biggest problem was that he was a strategic threat. It didn't help that he was nasty, although most of that was strategy -- especially when he was up against the very sweet Jordan. Dominic -- he was openly against the veterans from Day 1 and next to Cassi, he was the biggest challenge and strategic threat. And with Cassi winning the PoV and using it to save herself, he didn't have a chance. Jordan -- she was simply the last veteran left in the game, plus the nicest person left other than maybe Cassi. Her lack of challenge prowess saved her for a bit, but it couldn't save her when she most needed it. Kalia -- she was simply the biggest challenge threat left other than Cassi and Porsche. But her biggest problem was that she allowed her emotions to control her, couldn't pretend to be nice, and didn't act like an adult. Being lazy didn't help her cause either. **************************************************************** The analysis of the final four will be up tomorrow.
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11-27-11, 02:07 AM (EST)
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161. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Even in the real game, Jeff played a much too straightforward, bull-in-a-china-shop kind of game, and also in the real game, he often acted like an a$$hole, to the detriment of his performance.Dominic wasn't an a$$hole like Jeff was, but in real life he played too straightforward of a game as well, and I don't think that would change if he had a do-over, thus his ouster here. D1ck would have played a more civilized game initially had he stayed in the real game, but I think his abrasive nature would have eventually surfaced and would have cost him, as it did here. And with players playing better than the real life players did, D1ck would not have survived having his nasty nature assert itself, thus my writeup sending him out in 8th. I don't think Jordan would have done anything stupid socially no matter who the competition was or how they played, and if she ever plays again I think she goes out about the point in the game we had her going out in What If? Anybody that nice would get $hitcanned by smart opponents as a jury threat, and I think that's a big part of why she got axed in BB13. The only way Kalia would ever survive till the finale of a BB game would be if her opponents took her as a finals goat. Her laziness and b1tchiness would generate a lot of contempt for her among just about any cast she would be put in the house with, and unless they wanted her as a finals goat, I think any opponents you gave her would tire of her laziness and quirks and conflict would result, causing her removal.
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11-27-11, 05:57 PM (EST)
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162. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
I agree with you that Jordan's niceness was her downfall in both the real BB13 and the What If? one. She'd won before by being so nice, nobody could afford to take a chance to let her stay in the game too long. And I agree that Kalia could only have survived as a finals goat -- and Cassi had a nicer goat in Porsche. Anyway, here are the last four:Shelly -- here Shelly didn't lose for backstabbing before she had to, she lost because she was too loyal to Jeff & Jordan for too long. She also was paired with a member of the Regulators in the early going and she unwisely revealed to him her true loyalties, thus she could never be a true newbie. Adam -- Adam was strategic, funny and not a challenge threat. The challenge part was why he lasted for so long, but once he lost the second part of the final HOH competition and once Cassi won the final part, his strategic skills (such as they were) came back to haunt him. Porsche -- the only thing she had going for her, like Radon, was her challenge prowess. She was better than Rachel at the social game but was just as bad at the strategic one. She managed to align with two people who could take her far but once there, her lack of strategic skills proved to be her doom just like in the real game. Cassi -- a true triple threat. She was strategic (and might have been in the real game if she'd had more time), strong in challenges (and might have been one if she'd had more time in the real game as well), and totally nice. The main thing was to give her time and once she had it, she took control of the game and earned her victory. That's it for the analyses of all the contestants. Hope you enjoyed them!
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11-28-11, 03:53 AM (EST)
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163. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Pretty accurate assessment methinks. I cannot see either Adam or Shelly ever doing any better than they did here if they played again given what they brought to the table here, regardless what either of them might think. Adam in particular if you put him in an All-Star season, I think would get booted by experienced players as a strategic threat before he could do too much scheming, and if we see him in an All-Stars he'll be a much earlier evictee than he was here.Porsche got here in the real game the same way she did in What If?, by her utter lack of strategic skills. Both Cassi in What If? and Rachel for real wisely chose her as their opponent before the jury, and in fact to get the win in the real game Porsche in the other chair and several vets on the jury was about the only way Rachel could get enough jury votes to win. Cassi despite her early departure from the real game would be perfect All-Star material. She's gorgeous, nice, a challenge threat and would be a true strategic player if she got to stick around longer. She had the misfortune in the real game to be aligned with a real strategic richard cranium, and that plus other female HG hating her for her beauty got her axed. In a properly cast All-Star season, petty jealousies might matter less and strategic idiocy by her allies would probably not exist to the degree that it did in BB13, and I would think Cassi would have a fair chance to last much longer.
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11-29-11, 04:18 AM (EST)
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165. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
Allison Grodner hasn't properly cast a season yet, why should we expect her to properly cast an All-Star season? She would be happy if she could get 14 nutjobs out of the nearest booby hatch, and we all know it. I have trouble coming up with 14 names for an All-Star season even with reusing people from the previous All-Star season. I wouldn't reuse wackjobs and would only ask people who had played twice already back if I absolutely had to (although I'd reuse Evil D1ck because his comeback season was cut so short), so I might not be able to come up wih 14. But Grodner loves her wackjobs and idiots, so she'd have little trouble coming up with 14 names for another ASBB.
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11-29-11, 07:33 PM (EST)
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166. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
That's what I'm afraid of -- that Grodner can't properly cast an All-Star season? BTW, how long has she been in charge of this show? Since Season 9?As for reusing wackjobs, I'd only reuse one or two, mainly for drama (a good reality show needs drama). I'd probably bring back just one. The strategic idiots can be used by the more strategic players, so I'd bring back 3 or 4 of those. But for the most part, I'd use people who never really had a chance to show their strategic skills, such as Laura from Jeff's season, Angie from Dan's season and Cassi, as well as those strategic people who could use a second chance -- and that includes Ronnie, also from Jeff's season. He may have allowed his enthusiasm for playing the game get the best of him, so it might be interesting to see how he'd handle a second chance.
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11-30-11, 03:06 AM (EST)
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167. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If?" |
I don't even remember Laura and Angie, and I watched both those seasons, so that tells you how bad they did. You could only reuse a strategic idiot who lasted awhile, otherwise viewers would be saying "Who's that?" I've tired of the wackjobs after years of Grodner casting them, so I don't want to see them, except for Evil D1ck. As for Grodner herself, she's been one of the producers since they started, but I can't remember how long she's been running the whole show herself. But I do know that BB would be a hell of a lot better off if somebody else ran it and Grodner was long gone.
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